Hey /b/ What would you do if the next time you started fapping,

>>722400256
this would be problem because even if i wanted to stop fap i couldnt.
eventually i would become big man.
very big.

this has got to be the most autistic thread i've seen all week

>>722400256
fap until i could slam dunk

>>722400378
This

>>722400331
I see no problem here. ;)

>>722400659
i fap a lot
too much fap
if i no stop fap i become big man
if i become big man i fap moar
i take over cities with my fap.
i become planet.
solar system
galaxy donger

Some mighty morphin teenagers would have to take me down

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>>722400256
>this thread
....was about to say that enough internet for today but damn it's 8:40 am

>>722401458
Fuck u

>>722400256
>be me jerking off
>continuosly grow into I am a giant fap demon
>"I'm kick this mother down!"
>In a retarded fit of rage and ecstasy I kick my own house down.
>Friends, family, and neighbors look in awe
>Don't care, continue fapping till I become larger than the world itself.
>fap demon evolved into fap god!
>finally release giant semen into space to infect other planets like the flood
>Shrink down to normal size cause done fapping
>house broken, no friends, family hates me.
>die cold and alone.

>>722400256
Sauce for that asshole?

>>722400256
Catch a plane to Turkey and begin the fap, it's time to cover terrorists in semen and footprints.

>>722400331
For you

Thread has potential

>>722400256
I would string up all the planets and use them as anal beads

Do it until I was like 6'5 then stop and consult a doctor.

>>722403035
fuck yeah

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>>722401769
nice greentext

would fap into girl mouth until jaw brakes