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Trips decides my tinder bio for a week. >Will post results.

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Trips decides my tinder bio for a week.
>Will post results.
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Bumping.
My name is Tyler btw
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my hobbies include:
Playing sonic 06.
Training with my katana.
And dressing like a gentleman.
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>>722395753
reroll
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>>722394096

dicklover69
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>>722394096
I regularly post on 4chan
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I'm also a feminist pansexual.
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I hate the jews
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but i'm not receist.

you're not allow to fix the spelling
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>>722395866
>>722395966
>>722395833

checked
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I wan' to put my dick in something. ANYTHING!
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>>722394096
ITT: newfags who don't realize how unlikely it is to roll trips

>sage
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I love dressing up as a woman and getting pounded by old men
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>>722394096
damn i remember when this shit was first posted
fucking dude claimed to be homeless, but had an iPhone and was posted up behind a gas station drinking stoli and sunkist
fucking degeneracy on a whole new tier
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>>722394096
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.
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>>722396191
rolling for this

include the meme arrow, even though tinder wont format it greentext
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>>722395833
>>722395866
>>722396233
>>722396388
toasting in dubs bread
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You better not be some dumbass normie. Don't even think about massaging my if you are. Ooh like at you, you like to get drunk on the weekends YOU'RE SO GOD SPECIAL AREN'T YOU. I can't even tell which one of those four people you are and I don't care. Because you're just some boring ass normie. The only people looking for a normie are just looking to put there dick in something. You might be fine with that, but you're just going to end up poor with three divorces and titts that touch your knees. Good luck finding a long term relationship looking like something from a bad monster movie.
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I got trips
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allahu ackbar death to the infidel white people's
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Hitler was an ok dude
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balls balls balls balls balls
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For the love of faking god please kill me this isn't a fucking joke anymore
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you don't deserve trips
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only on here so my mom will stop telling me to stop watching anime and get a girlfriend. Message me if you liked lucky star though.
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>>722396987
rerol
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>>722394096
>Trips decides my tinder bio for a week.
>>Will post results.
Gay/trans
Bbc slut
Pls give me aids bby ;)
Into scat
Also kinda pedo
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I like my littel pony
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>igotthis.mp4

Hello m'lady.
*sips wine and smiles seductively*
*tips fedora and winks*
You have chosen wisely.
I need a woman who can feed my voracious sexual appetite, as well as stimulate my immensely intellectual mind.
This means you must have a cute appearance, skinny waist, and feminine penis if a trap.
You must know about my little pony (and actually appreciate it's complex plot) anime, 4chan, swords (and various other weapons), quantum physics, politics, etc.
Please don't waste my time.
Also, if you're not hot, or you're fat, just swipe left please.
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~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~DESU~
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>>722397099
So close, yet so far.

ROLL
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it's fine if you lack a personality. I like 2D girls ;)
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>>722397202
reroll
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>>722397202
shit
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>>722397033
Roll
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>>722397099
Roll
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>>722397221
FUCK
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>>722394096
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My asleep wife's in bed
That's why I want YOU
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>>722397099
C'mon
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Herpes isnt that contagious
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I wanna watch while you get fucked by a black man
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>>722397223
Get
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>>722397228
Help Bobby I have propane in my urethra
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garlic bread
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I have a small dick
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>>722397099
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>>722397310
Reroll
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Penis
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I have a very feminine penis
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what's your favorite hentai
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>>722397099
Rolllllll
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Im searching for black dick
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>>722396987
roll
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I'm black
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>>722397318
I tel you hwat
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Rasukut blud mun
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r0ll
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>>722397099
Reroll
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Walt Disney did 9/11 and I hate jews as much as he did. Fucking hero.
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>>722396987
oll
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>>722396987
rer0ll
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>>722394096

I eat the fungus under my toe nails, now we got that out of the away, lets chat!
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>>722397099
Reroll, for the love of god this
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>>722396987
I want to win something for once
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>>722396987
mememememememe
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I killed fiddy men
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>>722396987
moar (you)'s for me
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>>722397099
Assistant manager of Kek
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>>722396987
for the love of memes
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>>722397611
>>722397099
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I'm just in it for the pussy
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>>722396987
quads plz kek
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>>722396987
treeroll
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>>722397099
roll
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>>722396987
nooooo
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"My name is OP, and I am a faggot"
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4chan.org/b/
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>>722396987 always off by two
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>>722397099
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>>722397688
This turns on my propane tank
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>>722396987
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>>722397099
This is now a king of the hill thread
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>>722396987
all this try. fuck me
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>>722396987
spoodermon bread
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>>722397099
Rollpane
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>>722396987
trying this hard
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>>722396987
try
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>>722396987
I bet OP wont even deliver
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>>722397099
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>>722396987
oh well I made it this far
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>>722396987
again. this
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>>722398112
FUCK
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Jews did 9/11
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>>722396987
>I can't trips
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>>722397099
Trips get
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>>722396987
(.Y.)
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>>722396987
222 plz
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>>722397099
>>722398055
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You fucking suck trippin faggets 222
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>>722396987
missed...
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>>722396987
kill me
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>>722398221
>>722398223
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>>722398221
>>722398223
Fucking faggots
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>>722396987
since when were trips this hard to get
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>>722397099
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Trannies inquire within
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>>722396987
lucky frog go!
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>>722397099
Rolllllllllll
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>>722398341
I know this dog.....
Paco?
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>>722396987
ROLLING IN MY SKIN
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Professional sexual predator
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>>722398444
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>>722397099
Roll accessories
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>>722396987
THOSE TRIPS THEY WONT APPERRRRRR
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>>722398444
winrar
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>>722398444
always wanted to know if you could do that
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>>722396987
Roll
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>>722398444
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>>722398555>>722398444
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>>722398444
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>>722396987
Reroll
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>>722396987
can I keep rolling?
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>>722398444
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>>722396987
Rereroll
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>>722398556
Nice try faggot
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>>722396987
reroll
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>>722396987
r0ll
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>>722397099
Still rolling
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>>722396987
always fail
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>>722396987
Keeping it going.
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I have a huge collection of dragon dildos in my room. I want you to come and help me because I can't quite fit my young foal dildo all the way to the hilt. Must have the strong (flabby ok) arms and thick thighs of an old babushka to assist me in me in giving myself the ultimate anal stretch.
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>>722396987
missed again
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>>722396987
Roll
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>>722397099
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>>722396987
infinite time infine posts
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>>722398777
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>>722396987
Rolling
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>>722396987
infite rolls
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>>722398777
what is this which kraft
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>>722397099
Côme thé fuck on
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Nobody uses tindr for anything but fucking, so let's cut the bullshit. I'm just here to have sex and so are you. Let's not waste any time and hope right to it.
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>>722396987
So many rolls, no tolls
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>>722396987
Iwill do this
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>>722394096
> There can be no democracy if the workers do not control the means of production
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>>722398444
>>722398777
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>>722396987
Going in again
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>>722398777
Gtfo
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>>722396987
Fuck
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>>722396987
so many (you)'s for me
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> Arm the Proletariat, Slaughter the bourgeoise
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>>722396987
niggers
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>>722396987
Fuckin rolling again
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>>722396987
Shit this is fucking painful last roll for me.
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>>722396987
this one is for kek
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>>722396987
prase kek
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>>722398999
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>>722396987
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>>722398999
WINRAR!!!
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>>722398999
holy shit that took a while
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>>722398999
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time for OP to not deliver.
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>>722394096
Now post proof.
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>>722397099
RELL
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>>722398312
since always, newfag

>>722396191
rerolling this, because it's the fucking truth. op is a faggot for saying trips instead of dubs.
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>>722399081
it's over boby. you can stop now
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUN2sEDKtRA

trip
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>>722399066
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>>722399114
>>722399081
This one and only one actually was not me kekkk
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>>722398999
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>>722398999
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>>722399121
B-B-B-Bill Nye the science guy
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>>722394096
I was born to be wild, but the cage was too small.
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