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Just share them,this is a safe place.
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I'm suffering from crippling depression that's rapidly approaching a dramatic suicidal-climax.
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>>722393444
Trips confirm you'll kill yourself
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It's 4 am and at 8 am I have a test I haven't studied for yet

Protip: I'm playing osrs
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I'm scared that I'm slowly turning into an angrier version of my mother and its beginning to ruin my relationships and impact my career. But whatever I guess.
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>>722393295
>>722393444
>>722393473
>>722393616
>>722393734
I'm a guy but sometimes guys are kinda hot.
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I'm a Nazi.
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>>722393734
This gave me a new perspective to thinking.

GL
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>>722393295
I lost my memory in an accident. My memories are blank between age 14 to waking up in the hospital after an accident years later. The mousey girl I was just starting to see is now my wife, we have kids and a family life. During my recovery, my wife kept saying "You are not the man I love, you are the boy I liked when I was a girl." So, I spend a lot of time trying to recover memories, learning who I was. In the process, I fell in love with my wife and my family life. To stop my wife from leaving, I started "remembering" our life together. The truth is, those blank years are still forgotten. I just learned the past and learned how to behave how I did as an adult (with the coaching from our kids). I still feel guilty about the lie of remembering almost none of our life together. Our kids like me better now.
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A girl I work with always brings her laundry on mondays and keeps her car open. I stole some panties and a bra. Funny thing is, she and I are going on a date tonight.
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>>722393871
Hello Disney. I thought you were dead.
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>>722393295
Yes, I voted for him and you bet your ass I still support him. The man is a gift from God. He's keeping his promises and doing what is best for this country. You can think we're a joke, those who supported him, but in case you haven't figured it out we jokes hold the power in this country. We put him in the White House to do exactly what he's now doing. You can kick and scream and piss yourself laughing like a toddler all you want, but the adults took this country back this election and President Trump is making US proud. America is greater at this moment than it's been in a very long time. Just because you see the appearance of a farce in your simplistic little mind doesn't mean he's not doing a damn fine job. Every leader of every other country and every citizen of every foreign land--they can all think we're a joke, it doesn't matter. President Trump is doing what's best for America and we are getting stronger because of it. Trust me kid, you'll see, very soon.
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>>722393295
My ex's boyfriend is shopping for wedding rings, and I'm still getting nudes
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>>722394011
This confuses me
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I'm afraid to tell my parents that I do not feel sexual attraction to anything.
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>>722393473
Ayyy
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Currently messaging a guy I met on Craigslist about giving me my first blowjob. I've never had any sexual experiments before but I'm desperate as hell
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>>722393995
Cryogenic master race

>>722393975
You should wear her stuff on your date, Anon :3
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>>722394054
My ex has a boyfriend
He's shopping for wedding rings to propose to her
She's sending me nudes
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>>722394174
Then in what sense is she your ex?
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>>722394174
Lol sorry anon. Thought you said your EX is shopping for wedding rings
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>>722394150
just so you know, it is possible to contract STDs even when someone is not showing symptoms. Like herpes. also what if he shanks you?
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>>722394209
socially lol
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>>722394209
I suppose the biggest thing would be no longer dating. But deep question
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asked b for advice on how to buy weed if i dont have any friends in town. b suggested go on backpage and try getting them from a hooker. hooker tried to rip me off so i pulled a gun on her and her boyfriend and i ripped them off instead... next day decided id just go get a hooker for real. find a girl. go to her house hand over money. she goes to the bathroom and i hear yelling. guess her boyfriend came home hollering ... he tell her to get out of the bathroom bc he has to take a piss. she come back to the room and tell me to run out. i go to the living room and sit on the couch. she sees me and keeps trying to shoo me out with hand gestures... i i mouth i want my money to her. she pulls something out of her pocket and tries to hand it to me. ends up being a counterfeit 20... i gave her a 100... start yelling. boyfriend becomes aware that im there comes out to see whats going on. not sure if scam or not but pull out my gun and say im not leaving till i get my money... boyfriend hands over the hundred. was a scam the whole time. not really a secret but i havnt told anybody else bc... like i said i have no friends here
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>>722393873
thanks for this bud. Will look into it.
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I found panties in someone's bathroom after a shower had just ended. They were soaked in grool that I rubbed on my cock and I got hard as fuck and came inside.
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>>722394289
no comment on your story but go to a skatepark if you want to find weed. i know it sounds cliche and such but honestly it has always worked for me if im in a new town, just dont look like a cop. I dont even skateboard and i always manage to find someone who will at least sell me a bowl or 2
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>>722394289
Paying for sex? Pathetic
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>>722394289
HAHAHAH

Is this real?
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>>722394289

Jason Bourne is dat you? Maybe you should stay away from hookers, for your own good
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me and couple of friends fucked my cousin when she was 14. She was visiting for a about a month over the summer, was fun month
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>>722393295
I abuse girls who've suffered from sexual abuse on Omegle because im so insecure in myself I only feel confident talking to women when they're emotional and psychological trainwrecks.
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>>722393295
I suffer from bipolar disorder.
Wait.

No, I suffer from bipolar disorder.
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>>722394086
then don't. would you tell your parents if you wanted to fuck someone/thing? no. you can find someone attractive/beautiful/etc and appreciate them all while being asexual. don't stress it. there's nothing wrong with you. you'll be just fine.
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>>722394540
both of u cant
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was fucking an older married co-worker on the side for a few years, and talked her into a few threesomes with friends. I started dating another woman, and was trying to make it work so I wasn't fucking my married friend. I passed her number onto one of the guys that had fucked her and she was like no thanks, he then said he would tell her hubby of their encounters, and she started seeing him and some of his friends..she has been pissed at me since
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>>722394670
how much older? 65?
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>>722394873
Kek
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>>722394873
she is 55 , me 30
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>>722393950
>u did nothing wrong

its ok. better like the other option:
>divorce
>wife fucking around with guys
>kids gonna grow up like weirdos

so...the daddy who came back. :)
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>>722394506 wish i could
>>722394442 unfortunately it is
>>722394435 ya maybe but its better than jacking off on b
>>722394428 ya good thinking
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I was staying at my mates house for a while and was sleeping in his lounge near his mom's room, one night she went out and got wasted and came back with one of her friends another hot grill pretty much a model aswell and they both went and slept in her room while me and my friend played games in the lounge, around one in the morning my mate went to bed and I hopped into my bed to browse memes, about half an hour later I started hearing some noises which at first I ignored but then I realized they were moans so I took out my head phones and listened, the moans were coming from her room so I snuck over to the door and sure enough to there was my friends mom lesbian fucking her friend I couldn't resist Nutting and had the best stealth nut of my life.
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>>722393850
There's nothing "gay" about acknowledging that a guy is hot. If you want to act on that then I'm pretty sure you aren't straight
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A Russian hooker that I banged twice last summer halfway across the world showed up on my FB friends suggestion.

HOW DID YOU KNOW, ZUCKERMAN???
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>>722395483
Or Zuckerberg, whatever.
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When my nephews(8,10yo) stay at my house I sometimes let them shower with me and my gf. Their parents are conservative godfags so they are fairly sheltered, especially when it comes to things like girls/sex. I think it is good for them to see a naked girl once in a while and realize nudity isnt the evil taboo they have been brought up to believe. Might seem weird but that's my secret
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>>722395508
man implies he's a man, berg means he's a jew. 2 very different things
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>>722394556

It's more the idea that I'm not passing in the family genes/memes.

I mean if I was gay, I'd at least be passing the family memes down to an adopted child.
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>>722395841
kids of any sort are pointless and a money pit.
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Fap on omegle for pre teens
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>>722393295
if you read this ada9fhf09qjmw dvouavbcopxncao
pas doICJ´You are a faggot
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>>722394530
Doing god's work anon
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I am a terrible procrastinator
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>>722394667
bipolar humor. you just don't get it.
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>>722396111
that's not bipolar, it's actually schizophrenic humor. stay in school.
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>>722396164
Schizophrenia IS bipolar humor.
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>>722396236
youre retarded, let me talk to the other you
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>>722396338
I'm there with him, you talk to both of us.
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>>722396457
oh i see, you are both retarded. usually one is at least normal intelligence. sry
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>>722393734
don't worry man, I've basically been my lazy drunk father since I was a kid
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>>722396544
You don't seem to understand the irony of the situation. If I can be two retards and you are just one clever guy, who is cleverer ?
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>>722396997
yes
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>>722397072
Does not compute
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>>722396997
>>722396997
then who was phone ?
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I like eggs.
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>>722397288
sunny side up ?
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When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend
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>>722397659
congrats
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I am fucking my best friends girlfriend, while fucking my ex girlfriend at the same time. I feel like such a dog, but I am enjoying the sex way too much to care.
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I've bust a nut the cash me outside bitch
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>>722397773
thanks. people know we fucked but no one knew I took her v. we fucked quite a few more times also
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>>722393873
I read this shit
It's full of moronic US style superficial sales crap
One of the worst books ever
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I snuck into the movies to see Police Academy 4 with my cousin when I was 7.
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if i can get off to female pov blowjob porn but have a harder time getting off to guy on guy blowjob porn does that make me gay bi straight or otherwise? thoughts??
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>>722397288
Are you me?
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I'm completely in love with a girl I lead on several years ago and she won't give me the time of day because of that
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My uncle made my cousin and I have sex with eatch other so he could sell the tape. We never seen a dime.
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>>722398296
it sure sounds like you fucked yourself
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>>722398389
holy shit dude that's lit
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>>722393295
I know who killed Laura Palmer
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i wish Hitler would come back to life and finish what he started.
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>>722398752
3of3
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A 15 year old girl in my apartment bilding wants me to have sex with her. I was able to talk her into waiting till she's 18.
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I've posted this before but people seem to like it so I'll post it again. High school. Broke up with my girlfriend of over a year. After breaking up with her we still were fucking and messing around for a month or two. Being in high school, since we weren't "official" anymore our parents wouldnt let us hang out. So I was sneaking out night after night to bike over to her house. Sneak in and fuck/sleep/whatever with her for a couple hours before biking back home so as to not get caught. On average wed both be getting about 2-3 hours of sleep a night. I'd snuck out 4 days in a row and went over to her house. The 5th night I went over like i had been doing. The both of us being dead fucking tired, we both fell asleep while making out. Her on top of me, both of us naked. After a bit i woke up, and attempted to wake her as well with no luck. Being as there was a naked 17 year old girl on top of me. I got hard. I started jerking off. Put the tip of my dick inside her pussy and busted raw inside her. About 20 minutes later she woke up and we fucked again. That was the last time we fucked. About a week after that, she made it "official" with another guy. Not long after that she announced she was pregnant. Most people on here say it could be his. And yes, it could be. But even for me after a year of faithful dating she never let me fuck her raw.
Having blasted a full load inside her gives it pretty good odds to be mine id say. Not to mention the kid looks wayyyy more like me then it does him
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>>722394268
kek
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>>722393873
I won't be at work today
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>>722398845
What state?
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I fucked my cousin wife when I was 15 her 38 while on a camping trip with them.
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Donald Trump is a girl.
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Not really a secret, but my ex who cheated on me multiple times tried contacting me last week. I basically told her to fuck off, but I can't stop thinking about her and wanting to be with her again. All my friends think I'm over her and hate her but it's the complete opposite
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>>722395766
Its not your secret, cause you post that in every goddam thread
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>>722399583
Your better off putting her out of your life she will just hurt you more
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I find myself attracted to 15-17 year old boys and I feel awful about it. I'd never act on it though.
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>>722399439
Greentext time!
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>>722399688
Are you a dude or bitch?
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I cheated on my wife with a co-worker multiple times I even flicked the other woman the same day as my wife
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I have had sex with my girlfriends mother more than 10 times, and with her sister more than 25 times. The most fuck up family, but it turns me on so much.
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>>722399954
I'm a dude.
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>>722400215
Ah fuck, you are gross you faggot. Hope you try it some day. Pedo's get extra love in prison.
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>>722400432
probabIy won't : )
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I changed my plans a bit. I'm gonna go to France and die there. My family still doesn't know about my cancer but it's progressing fast. I'm now waiting for my loan to get accepted and I'm gonna leave in a few days.
Will post pics if I can. It's been a nice ride with you /b/ros.
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>>722397879
Greentext this
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I hate sex. Hate fapping too. Avoid it as much as I can.

Have a condition called coital cephalalgia. And I have a severe case. Its a thing where every time I cum, I get a sudden severe headache. It feels like a pick axe being buried deep inside my brain. I just hit the floor and curl up. So for obvious reasons I'm not that good in bed lol.

I told a girl once before we screwed what would happen. She was like ' yeah no worries, im sure we will be OK, let's just have fun'. Fast forward half an hour I'm cumming inside her and let out a painful yell while grabbing my head. She freaked out big time. Told everyone I'm a freak.

Good news is doesn't affect wet dreams.
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>>722393295
I fuck venus flytraps regulary.
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My tinnitus is so loud it's driving me insane. I haven't slept in days. I want to rip out my skull.
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I am gay
And i fuck with my mother
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>>722401528
You could stop before cumming.
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>>722393444
This post gets dubs youll get a gf and be happy again.
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>>722401949
I know but when you're in the moment its hard not too

Besides its like being real fucking hungry and ordering your favourite pizza. Then when it arrives, you open the box, admire it, pick up a piece, then put it back in the box and throw it in the trash.

That's what sex without cumming is.
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>>722397817
animal
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>>722393295
I enjoy spanking naughty girls on their bare bottom.
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>>722394428
The only skate park I know of around here is next to a police station.
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I tried to fuck the neighbours daughter when we were about 8

I sort of remember asking her to part her pussy lips and me sort of thrusting towards her. No real penetration just mimicking what I'd seen in porno
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I eat the crust of the pizza first.
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I'm in love with my married older cousin she's all I think about I jerk off to her all the time I've stolen so many pairs of her bras and panties I even wear her panties sometimes
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I fap in every building I go to, public or friends.
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I feel like a succubus. I love large amounts of jizz and blowjobs.

But my bf really disappoints me. He has a low sex drive and once he cums, he is done.

I love watching videos online of men who can cum 4 or 5 times in a row in a span of 10 minutes. I know its impossible for my bf to be able to do that but i wish he could.

Or at least let me give him a bj once a week. Once a month is ridiculous

But its eh. Whatever. I can live without jizz
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>>722403432
At least you have the nice memories of her unspoiled girlhood.
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>>722393295
Im not a human
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>>722403576

Youre the biggest piece of shit here.
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>>722403690
I can help you with that
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>>722393295
OP is a faggot
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>>722403432
Did you perhaps have a companion with you to hold her down?
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>>722403699
>Pic of Anon
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my mother would often kiss me with her tongue when I was very young, up until i was 6 or 7. She then stopped after realizing i was not willing. This came back to haunt me as I got of adult age and I find her more and more degenerated the older I get.
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>>722403737

lol no
My bf is 7 inches and handsome as hell. Works out every day and is funny.

I would rather die of jizz deficiency than cheat on him or leave him.

I appreciate the offer though. If you actually can jizz 4 or 5 times in a row, feel free to post a vid of you masturbating on xvideos.com. i check it regularly for new multiple masturbating cumshot videos
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>>722403848
Nice
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>>722403848
That's because you were a kissable boy, anon, though honestly the tongue was unnecessary.
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>>722393295
>Just share them,this is a safe place.

nice try, fbi.

btw fbi already knows everything about me, accessing my iPhone and Macbook data
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>>722403848

Whoa
Sorry to hear that man.
At least live your life in peace knowing that its a secret kept between you and your mother. Once she dies, no one will ever know and you might as well act as if it never happened
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>>722403880
Post tits
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>>722403799
No why? You done something similar?
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>>722403699

Youre right. Youre a piece of shit. An actual poo log.
With schizophrenia if you actually believe youre not human. Just an fyi
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>>722403996
The amount of things she did that she is not willing to admit lets me believe there will never be a point to bring this subject up.
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>>722404049

Im a man. Just because i said succubus in my post doesnt mean im a woman.
So unless you want to see man tits lol
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I've got cancer, but I don't wanna tell my family.
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>>722403696
We used to fool around quite a lot. I used to finger her and she used to Jack me a bit.

We used to ride our bikes round the neighborhood and she would stop at hollow bushes and beckon me inside, where she would squat and want me to watch her piss. Then she would hold ma d while I took a piss.

I think she was abused,cause she knew a lot more than me at that age.
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I'm vegan
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>>722404153
What else did she do to you?
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I just broke up with my gf and feel like shit
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>>722404153

Honestly not sure why you would want to. If i were you i would pretend as if it never happened.

If you truly want closure then perhaps seek out a family therapist and force your mom to attend. Which might be impossible

Sorry man
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I still love my ex after 4 year not seeing her once. How can you hate and love some1 so much at the same time.
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>>722404188
Post cock and/or boi pucci then
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>>722404230
Possibly, but at least you enjoyed each other while it lasted. Those years are gone before you know it.
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>>722404224
What's the worst that could happen?
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I like 12yo girls. I'd fuck one in a heartbeat if i wouldn't get caught
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>>722404224

DONT TELL THEM. trust me
Just dont. At least not until youre on your death bed.
If you tell them early on, they will ALWAYS use that pity voice of "are you okay? You know we will always love you right?"
They will never have a normal conversation with them again. It will constantly be pity talks. God its awful
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i fucked my dog
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>>722404252
kys hippy
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I have an urge to kill people I deem "bad". Examples being child molesters, Someone who had intentionally murdered another. The last one is a bit ironic but hey I want them dead and I think about it a lot. Picture unrelated
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>>722404403
He'll get double cancer
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>>722404497
almost cut myself on this post
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>>722403880
>I would rather die of jizz deficiency than cheat on him or leave him.
I don't care if you're a fag or a cumdumpster, but hey. You're cool as fuck.
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I like consensual sex on the missionary position.
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>>722400039
Any pics of them?
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>>722393950
If this isn't horseshit, then your life is truly movie-worthy.
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>>722404509
Fair call
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>>722404544
lol I lost it, I know I seem like some emo fuck but it's not something I'll ever do so I'm probably just a faggot.
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When I was a young boy my stepfather would take me to the movies. He would pay for us to see one, then we would sneak into other theaters after the first movie ended. Sometimes we would watch 2, 3, 4 movies in a row. R-rated movies that an innocent young boy like myself shouldn't have been exposed to.
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>>722404716
Your dad is cool stfu you cuck.
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>>722404716

Oh God i know that feel. My father showed me Alien and Aliens when I was 7 years old. Still get fucking nightmares of those damn xenomorphs
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>>722404716
Did you fuck?
If not, shit story fail/10
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I want to suck a dick this weekend and I don't care whose it is.
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>>722393871
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>>722403690
nice
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>>722404877
Have you tried your own Anon?
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>>722398752
Alexandra Pearson

Hrres lots of vids of her.
/sh/7zu8xmf154jdazd/AAAeK71zMJLIKbl4mTnvZn4fa?dl=0
Heres her instagram
Al P. (@alpears008) • Instagram photos and videos
https://www.instagram.com/alpears008/
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I once had some soap the smelt like rocky road ice cream and I tasted it, it tasted like soap.
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>>722404936
Was going to suggest.


On the topic of his thread.
I can suck my own penis
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>>722405022
My life is a fucking lie
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I wanna fuck my older aunt who is in her sixtys and I smell her dirty panties
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>>722405152
find a way to blackmail her, then fuck her all you want. EZ
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>>722405152
Everyone has incest thoughts.

I have 4 aunts ranging from the ages of 45 to 55, and I want to fuck the shit out of all of them.
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>>722405036
I always heard the "get your bottom ribs removed" story but I've never seen any actual evidence of this. If trans can convince the medical community that it's not a mental illness and an actual thing I'm sure you can convince someone to take a row or two from ya.
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>>722405203
Was going to suggest ski mask
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>>722405229
Kek
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>>722405223
No surgery required on this end.
Can also lick my elbow.

Weirdly flexible
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>>722405229
but if you have blackmail, then it's easier to go back and fuck her again
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>>722405374
Ski masks aren't disposable
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>>722404936
.. I was thinking of a fap roulette thread honestly.
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>>722393444
Get help, anon. You can't shitpost when you're dead.
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>>722405409
Suck your own dick or kys

Will fap to pics of either
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>>722405203
holy fuck this

Look up her name (or possible aliases) on cheating/dating sites. If you find her, confront her with the evidence then fuck her.
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>>722405326
Post vid and let me see this miracle of science
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>>722404333
Yea we did it from like ages 7 or 8 till we were about 11. Mom left dad so we loved away, never saw her again. She was little ginger girl called Becky. Still think of her now and all the innocent touching we did. I can see her little innie in my minds eye right now.
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>>722405203
I don't know of a way to blackmail her I can't find anything she would want to keep a secret
>>722405213
Well I actually live with my aunt and uncle I get to see her hard nipples at times
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>>722393295
LIVESTREAM IT FAGGOT
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>>722394520
>wincest gang
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>>722393734
Get help. Talk to someone and tell them you have anger issues.
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I'm really insecure and after i had to break up with my first gf i just want to kill everyone. Everyone i ever trusted betrayed me except for her but she is the one person i can't be with. Life is great but people suck and make it worse i just want to kill everyone and then myself.
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>>722405481
Can't do

Would expose my civilian identity.

Must retain superhero identity
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>>722393950
This is extremely sweet, anon. I am going through a tough time and my wife is suffering. Give your wife a hug for me because she stood beside you and helped you get through this.
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>>722394530
>girls
>on omegle

What part of tits or gtfo do you not understand?
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>>722394007
I don't think you are a joke. I didn't vote for Trump, but he is my President.
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>>722397792
keep plowing as much as you can, you wont regret it
but you will regret if you stop
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>>722405551
Wear your black ski mask that you know you have and suck your dick, do it for science. GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT
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>>722394011
Tell him, anon. You'd want to be told, right? Make it anonymous if you have to.
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>>722394086
Your sexuality is none of their business.
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>>722393295
I fucked OP's moma xdddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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>>722405758
*fapman disappears"
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>>722405802
Lol kill yourself, I know someone like you and he's a fucking little creep who sits at work all day and has conversations with himself. Just like him you're a cancer that should be removed
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>>722394530
Stop doing this please.
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>>722405541
Do it faggot
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>>722405874
The hero we didn't know we needed until he was gone.
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>>722405880
Wow way to project bro.
Tell us how you really feel?
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>>722405907
shut up faggot
>>
created a huge lie about a gang I used to be in that was essentially the illuminati in order to get a friend of mine to cooperate and meet every demand I made.

I would use fake numbers and text her telling her what she had to do, or else people in her life would be killed.
To make it seem real, I intentionally made a car hit me to further insist that I would be killed if we didn't listen to the demands of this group of people.

I got her to send me nudes, blow me and even jack me off, but never fucked her.

Eventually I started falling in love with her, but I knew the only way I could keep her in a relationship with me is by continuing with the threats.

Eventually i took it a little too far and she snapped and tried to kill herself, her father found her after she took a bunch of pills and they almost immediately packed up and left the state but not before going to the police.

I haven't heard anything from her since, and I don't know whether she found out it was me all along, but I kinda miss using her for my own personal happiness.
Oh. And I also made her turn against the love of her life when I first started with all the lying.
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>>722405880
Woah, ease up there big boi
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>>722405928
lol it's the truth. Just another genetic defect that needs to be corrected.
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>>722405971
I'll fucking white knight your little asspocket till I'm good and done you scrotal fungus. Maggots like you give the rest of this beta chuck-thread a bad name
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>>722405907
Kill yourself
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>>722406084
Man up and do it then pussy.
Shoot the place up
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>>722406102
I second this motion
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>>722406033
I made her believe that he wanted to rape her and use her and he was actually a child predator (he was 24 she was 17, online relationship)
She believed me, because she thought I was in her life protecting her from all these "bad people" so why would I have any reason to lie to her?

I eventually started making her turn on more and more people in her life until it was just me and a few others that she could count on.

I eventually wanted even more attention from her so I told her that I found out I had cancer and only a few months to live, which brought her to an all time low.

after we broke up and she left the state, I got her best friend to stop talking to her by making up a bunch of lies and saying she had been black mailing me and taking advantage of me.

Now her best-friend has been falling in love with me and I'm waiting until it's official so I can send a message to my "ex" and completely break her.
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>>722406170
Motion carries
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>>722406161
I need the genetic fuck up to tell the board where it is.
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>>722406100
You're clearly to mentally feeble to be capable of killing yourself, let me help you with that
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>>722406194
No anal?

Time wasted.
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>>722406330
I get off to the fact I fucked her up for life and that she's going to have one hell of a time trusting anyone now.
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>>722406262
Presents prolapsed anus

Proceed
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>>722406033
If any of this is actually true you're a fucking complete monster. It's people like you who make the world such a terrible place and I couldn't think of any way for you to redeem yourself unless you show us the nudes.
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>>722406406
Meh

I'm more of a can't-shit-for-life-without-wincing-at-the-thought-of-champagne kinda gal
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>>722406474
Seconded
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>>722406194
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>>722406474
Don't really care about redeeming myself. Although I do have a google drive with about 200 pictures and videos
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I always get dubs
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My mate had a fight with his gf and she came round to my house. Me and a pal drilled her all night, then he came round in the morning with flowers wanting her back. She went back and he had no idea.

She's the same girl that fucked 7 of us one after the other at a party.
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>>722406598
Way to faggot bro
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>>722406586
post'em /b/ro
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>>722406586
I'll say again, show us this bitches nudes please.
>>
the fact i use 4chan
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>>722406602
Did you shit on her?
Did she shit on you?

Dish the goss bb
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>>722406586
Roll kek
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>>722406643
Gonna take awhile cause on mobile. But i gotchu
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>>722406706
In effect she shit on ma dick when we DPd her. She was a right slut.

Dp anal swallow double bj object insertions the whole works.
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>>722406429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZLl1CUT9s
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>>722406822
Checked
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>>722406822
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After her boob job did she actually become attractive.

She was literally flat chested before.
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>>722406879
what a fucking tramp
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Only gonna post 3-4 more pictures.
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>>722405622
But she wanted to leave him for something he couldn't do anything about.
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>>722394174
rip that nigga
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The only thing I regret is not tongue fucking her.
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>>722407138
That's a shame.
Send the best.


Also screenshot this thread and send it to her say u wuz haxd
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>>722406033
>>722406194
you fucking legend
you god
I wish I could be like you
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>>722393444
Hang in there brother.

It's wrse than climbing mount everest. You might never make it to the top but the veiw can be nice.
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>>722406947
more of this hairy cunt?
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>>722407108
Yup love it!
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>>722400747
God speed man, save a little extra cash and go on a bender. Every vice you've wanted to do, do it. Tell your family you love them and if you have kids write them your memoirs, they'll like it.
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>>722407277
Best thing about mountains
Killing yourself like a fuckin faggot
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>>722407240
You really don't.
Its shitty. It really is.

Sometimes I just get cravings to hurt the people closest to me in the worst ways I can.

Its not fun.

The nudes are tho.
The nudes are very fun.
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>>722393950
Horey shet...
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>>722401528
Take some strong painkillers before you fuck?
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>>722394007
MAGA
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>>722404431
Greentext that shit
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>>722407338
Do grandma next plz
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Yeah. She didn't shave a lot.

Her reasoning behind it was she was too depressed and just didn't care.

Oops.
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>>722404431
Story time
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>>722407432
hairy is good, post more
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>>722401528
# worst rapist ever
>>
Going to spend valentines alone after class
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>>722407496
Agreed

Low self esteem better
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>>722407522
Murder/suicide?
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>>722393295
just texted to wife I have to stay longer in work to awoid meeting her mother and my grand mother. Hate listening to their bitching all the time...
so sitting in the office and wathing Breaking bad....
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>>722407409
I really only hurt people who I think couldn't take it.
Something that will end them and make them shut down.

It makes me very happy to see someone suffer and then me step up and help them through the pain that I'm secretly causing them.
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>>722407459
I second this
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Last picture. Too many to post and I'm tired of the captcha.
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>>722407459
>>722407407
>was petting my dog
>rub her stomach
>rub a little lower
>dog seems to enjoy
>smell is weird, but also kind of ... interesting
>a bit like human pussy but more gross
>I become hard
>get dick out
>pet dog some more with cock in hand
>at this point she is turned around
>presenting
>what if...?
>put it in
>feelsgoodman
>can't hardly believe this is real
>but idgaf better han fapping
>dog seems to enjoy
>nut
>hmmm let's just pretend this never happened
>dog still loves me
>she's a good girl
I won't do it again because I worry about warts and nasty shit you could get from a dog even with a rubber
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>>722407583
Nope just going home.
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This is only a small portion of the pictures I had her take/ I took of her.

Do I feel bad?
Not really.
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>>722407802
What about your poor dog?
You already gave her aids
Fucking nigger
>>
>>722403737
bf doesnt even jizz on her. what makes you think shes attractive and hes not jerking his gherkin to animu waifu instead?????
>>
>>722394011
Is he your pal?
>>
>>722407898
Lol Pussy
Didn't even give us a name or a face to fuck her up.

Poor job anon kys
>>
>>722408023
Exactly. Didn't give a name or a face so I won't get fucked up by whiteknights.

Been on 4Chan long enough to realize this place has turned into a shithole
>>
>>722407969kek she must be fat if bf prefers cp and sleeping
>>
Got really drunk with wife last week and when in bed i usually run between her BBW ass cheeks..always nice and sweaty which i like. Anyways i probed into her anus hole and fingered it. Was so tired i stopped and realised after she was asleep throughout??

Well tonight we're arranged to get hammered again so do I get a little drunk with her then fuck as normal OR get wasted so we're both useless and play with anus again..maybe use my tongue/penis whatever??
>>
>>722408086
More like posted pics of ex gf who suffered no substantial trauma in the acquisition of shit-pics.

Minor trust breakage by sharing on chans


Weak/10
must do better
Anon could do better if he would apply himself
Kys+
>>
>>722408023
But I will give you this for fun.

She lives in Law Vegas. c;
Right near the 215 and Charleston.
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>>722408203
Tell her to squeeze and push back or divorce is on the books
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>>722406194
You are a horrible human being.
Glorious.
>>
>>722393444
Don't worry you'll get 99 vergins in heaven
>>
My sex life with my wife sucks, I told her that she can either fuck off or let me fuck other women. Now I fuck other women.
>>
>>722408243
Believe what you will anon.
Everyone's entitled to their own opinion, even if its wrong.
>>
>>722399157
cool I agree with the thing you said.
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>>722408347
Will do anon.


Also will count anal pic as proof/combo points
>>
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I fucked a girl on Friday who caught herpes1 on her cooter (which I didn't know was possible). I knew she had it. We were making out and I brought her to the bedroom where she said to me "wait I'm on me period, also I have herpes" to which I replied "I don't care" slapped her in the face and pelted her into the bed. Knew it was a bad idea but she was Japanese and I was drunk. I have fucked girls with stds raw before and not caught anything so I figured what the fuck. Four days later and I'm still not showing any symptoms. I work and live in NYC so I won't be seeing my girlfriend till Saturday. We haven't fucked in like two weeks so I know she's gonna wanna some dick, I'm afraid I'm gonna give my gf herpes as a Valentine's Present.
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>>722408484
Wish I fucked her.
But would definitely have been counted as rape.

So glad I didn't / sad I didn't.
>>
>>722394289
Dude, go to a pizza joint and walk into the kitchen and say, Hey im sitting out in the dining area, Looking for a half ounce of good weed and I got stacks of cash.

I guarantee someone will go on break and come talk to you.

Tip the person who hooks you up with a $20 and a fat doob. Its common courtesy when you dont know where to get your own smoke.
>>
>>722408485
Herpes for valentines it is.

At least you put some thought into it.
>>
>>722408546
Any kitchen ever
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>>722408309
Most likely she'll fall asleep again. Quite fancy putting my tongue up her anus tho. Once she fell asleep whilst i was fucking her so i stopped. Looking back i should of turned her around and licked her sweaty butt hole then put my penis up it. If he falls asleep tonight when i fuck her it might be on the cards. Problem is i like her telling me about her ex partners fucking her so decisons decisons??
>>
>>722408582
We'll I'm not sure if I have it yet, I've done worse than this and still have never caught an std. not even the clap. I have pretty good luck with this stuff but I know it's gonna run out soon (if it hasn't already)
>>
>>722404188
Incubus you cunt
>>
>>722395425
There's nothing wrong with being gay, either.
>>
>>722397817
How 'bout dat?
>>
>>722393295
when i was 7 or so i molested a younger kid.
fucked up i know.

managed to recover somehow and i live what could be considered a normal regular non out of the extraordinarie sex life in an heterosexual way.... IN THE SOUTH because my gf is 16 and i'm way past that age.

LONG LIVE THE SOUTH
>>
>>722394209
are you retarded
>>
>>722408546
>tip the person who hooks you up with $20 and fat doob
>fat doob

Anon is either 14 or 50
>>
>>722399583
you are a moron
>>
>>722398026
It makes you who you are. Who is someone completely normal.
>>
>>722403233
What state do u live?
>>
>>722397950
You monster! Steve Gutenberg probably had to retire due to your selfish actions!
>>
>>722409020
Anon is a fucking tightass whose dealers hate him coming round for his goddamn tenners like a newb bitch
>>
>>722403576
You monster
>>
>>722401743
just don't use headphones or earplugs for a week
>>
>>722408993
Lol you didn't molest anyone, you were seven. I stuck my dick in my three year old brothers mouth when I was six. I've never lost any sleep over it, You know why? Cuz I was FUCKING SIX. Get over yourself anon
>>
>>722398692
You rang?
>>
>>722409079
SA, Yourself?
>>
>>722408847
Could've got her flowers and clocolate like a shmuck, but like a good boyfriend, went above and beyond to provide her with the gift of a lifetime. The gift that's keeps on giving.

Well done you.
>>
>>722398752
If that's you, it's not a big deal. Probably not appropriate to share with someone who does not know you very well.
>>
>>722409188
thanks for that anon.
>>
>>722408718
I meant when you're both sober

Look her square in the eye and proudly announce like the man you are, that she will be fucked up the ass by you no questions or the whole things off..


In the meantime yeah why not be a regular cuck

Call up the exes and have them fuck your throat after they cum in your wifey
>>
>>722407277
hang in there

kek
>>
>>722399583
Stay strong. She hurt you for the last time.
>>
>>722400747
Likewise. If you go to Paris, make a reservation at Chez Georges and order the Tarte Tatin for dessert. I hope you are at peace.
>>
>>722402581
May we see pics?
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>>722403233
No one cares. It's practically legal. Look for the guy with the Jansport backpack.
>>
>>722395483
I happend to me with a guy I met on Grindr. I'm straight. He blew me.
>>
>>722403596
Stop stealing her undergarments and take a long, hard look at what the obsession is doing to you.
>>
>>722403690
Find a new boyfriend or tell him you want to experience bukkake.
>>
>>722403699
Wat up, Weezy?
>>
>>722403835
Zozzle
>>
>>722405078
Join the club. Hope it's a fun lie, at least.
>>
>>722405036
I need to see this.
>>
I HAVEN'T BEEN TO SCHOOL IN FOUR WEEKS.

I JUST SHOWED UP TO WRITE EXAMS.

I am an adult student who works 30 hours a week and can't get student loans. My girlfriend goes to work and I just stay home depressed as shit.

I burned out some time ago and there was so much stress that I just caved. I know i need to catch up (I am a week behind in practice) but it just seems more hopeless and gets worse every day.....

This was my one shot to be a normie and get a college degree and a doctorate or MBA before I'm 30 but I'm blowing it.
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