Roast me /b/

Your Dad must have to turn the lights off when he fucks you

So you're the family disappointment?

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>>722390767
that's kinda sad, but at least your young, not every one here has the benefit of one day changing.

>your here for ever, this is hell, your already dead.

>>722390767
No. It's too easy, not even a challenge.

>>722391750
Says the faggot that is too insecure about himself to make fun of me.

>>722390767
Not your personal army.

Next time dont fuck a soutern faggot or dont let your crush fuck him.

>>722394092
Nobody asked you to be a personal army. Fuck off back to whatever cheeto dust covered corner of your mom's guest bedroom it is where your computer and many sex toys reside, and rethink your life. By the way, pornhub premium is free today so have a ball, cause it's the most action you'll probably ever get.

>>722390767
so you're a racist faggot biggot transnigger or what?

>>722390767
What does an inbred, fuckstick yokels say when he's having sex?
"Not so hard, Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes."

>>722395164
"those nigger slaves were much more rough, you pansy"