I got a new dog. Dubs will determine my puppy's name.

>>722387847

>Faggot

LIMME TELL U STORY

>Grin tax thread

>
>Be My
>Be My Shitting Through Ci Tea like freshboi
>Fresher than sub whey cause costume party
>Turns eleven PM I walk in door and cousin stumbles up cumpothole drunk
>capnfalconyes.webm
>drinks a butthole of milk
>no cereal, like brave man
>walks up to her, sees scars on her legs and hey crying
>what u do" I axe
>she reply
>I cute self
>she holding knife and look impressed deflate
>I smil an tell her she only cut from high standard
>she ends up smacking my an fucking my
>bouncy housy on couch
>bam
>whoo
>poo

>pic fagmiliar

Anonymous 2017-02-14 07:32:29 Post No.722387901
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>>722387777
Wow.. That's lucky

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>>722387765
P u p p e r it is.........

Anonymous 2017-02-14 07:41:11 Post No.722388457
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File: 19b289a5db-1486619542278.jpg (503KB, 1280x853px) Image search: [Google]

503KB, 1280x853px

>>722387892
>Be 17
>dumb fat kid
>Getting my shit together at the end of the school day
>Oh shit, my gym clothes are still in the locker room
>Get to locker room
>Open door hear girl voices
>Double check sign on door
>Most definitely the guys locker room
>Barge in to grab my gym shoes
>4 girls, just in panties and bra
>They stare at me, one notices my developing boner
>My locker is in the middle of where they're standing
>Fumbling with combo lock to get my shit
>One of them pulls down my shorts and slaps my ass
>Spin around and grab her tits
>Solid C-cups for a high-school girl
>Force her to her knees and whip out my dick
>Slap her with it until she gets the hint
>Other three are in shock
>Nut in her mouth
>Run out to catch bus
>Miss it
>Get a ride home in my friends Monte Carlo
>Suck his dick
>Bite it off
>Slit his throat
>Move to Mexico
>Establish a life in Zihuataneho sailing a boat and running a hotel
>Invite black friend down for a vacation
>Meets me on the beach fixing up a project boat
>Roll credits

Turns out the girls were there from another school for a volleyball tournament, apparently they never said anything, which is nice

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>>722387476
That's a fucking cat you retard

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>>722389736
I disagree. It's clearly a giraffe.

Anonymous 2017-02-14 08:04:46 Post No.722390062
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Anonymous 2017-02-14 08:04:46 Post No.722390062 [Report]

For real, do you have one?

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/