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I want to write my girlfriend a cute paragraph to wake up to

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I want to write my girlfriend a cute paragraph to wake up to for Valentine's Day, but I can't do romantic shit.

>help a /b/rother out
>pic somewhat related ;D
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Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Let me fuck your ass
and then suck the shit off my cock, slut.
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>>722383840
Tried using your search engine for examples?
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nigger nigger nigger
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Roses are red,
So is my cock,
thats right bitch im a wolfkin from the planet Fenrirsulfr, a planet mainly consisting of lava so dont even try to talk shit or ill shit on my dick and stick shit dick in clit bitch giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
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めの心
這ひ込まんとす
何時までも
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send her that flash animation "ooh baby i'm thinkin' about your axe wound, doo doo da doo doot, ooh baby i'm thinkin' about your gash"
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>>722383840
roses are red
violets are blue
STFU when I
sodomize you
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Kelsey I alway knew
Toby maguire was the superior Spider-Man
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OP: "You're beautiful. I enjoy your company. You make my day better. Your smile is what makes me melt inside. I could never ask for a better girlfriend."

Optional follow ups: "Now get down and make me melt inside. Let this dick make your day better. Smile as I cum on your face. I'm the only boyfriend that will make you happy. Ignore those other faggots."
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Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do, about you now
Back beat, the word was on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now
And all the roads we have to walk are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I
Would like to say to you but I don't know how
Because maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all, you're my wonderwall
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>>722383840

Does she like Rainbow Six Siege?
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>>722383840
I wish I wish I was dead
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>>722383840
Roses are red
Areolas are pink
Show me your tits
Ill put three in your stink
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>>722383840
That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
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