Struggle manfully.

>>722383506
like.. women?

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>>722380818
fug u

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>>722383605
Were they the ones you put your penis in?

>>722383824
nope, i've not had my penis in a woman since i was 14 and then i turned gay.

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>>722383715
fug this

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>>722383325
I look forward to the day I no longer have debt but I don't know when that will be.

kaita eat my butt

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>>722383913
Man, I wish I had women to put my penis in at 14.

>>722384107
A wild wem appeared

>>722384150
it was the only one.
why ask me who i'm gonna be fucking/fucked by tomorrow anyways? was kind of random to pull up

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>>722384107
I dunno if that sounds appetizing. maybe tea first.

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>>722383963
r u a horse irl

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gotta wait for the right moment lads

>>722384241
touch it

>>722384310
i fucking love tea. what kind?

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>>722384079
Society has set my generation up to accept perpetual debt for life as the status quo. Everyone I know is in a similar situation.

>>722384338
i am a house irl

>>722384372
That how I catch it?

>>722384372
uhh hot. I'm not picky, don't like sugar or sweetener usually though.

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>>722384259
Because thats what everyone's doing tomorrow (as well as taunting virgins).
I feel like you'd answer truthfully.

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>>722384410
is this why you like vore you want people to live inside you?

>>722384455
lay out fine deli meats and wait for it with a glue trap

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>>722384410
yea I keep hearing that I am going to be with debt forever but it's a very shitty feeling that I hate with a passion.

>>722384478
i only put honey in my tea if it needs sweetening.
i will make you butt tea

>>722384513
Boring, I'm running the fuck after it

>>722384481
i had to look up what tomorrow was and didn't know it was valentines day, the day actually doesn't mean anything and yeah, i've got no plans for tomorrow.
i prefer to be truthful than to be a liar

>>722384595
it's cheetah fast so good luck

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>>722384695
I has miso soup

>>722384737
That looks horrible blown up.

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>>722384635
The the reward holiday. Successful people get to fuck and the failures get nothing.
And the winners taunt and brag to the losers.

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>>722384504
sure

>>722384695
Kitty, my butt's all cleaned out.

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>>722384737
Top right is a penis.

You dont need to say it. Yes I do love penis.
That looks like a terrible penis though.

>>722384883
i don't really pay attention to what other people do with eachother on holidays, it's not really anything i care all too much about since it's not affecting me or anyone i know for the most part, maybe some people will break up and have drama but i don't like being a part of drama.
if it's just people online taunting you and bragging, pay them no mind and they'll surely stop. you don't have to care about a meaningless day.

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>>722385123
You'd still shove it in your ass you dirty hussy.

>>722384753
give now


>>722385030
spicyy boi

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>>722384593
I think I'll go with the first offer.

>>722385853
of eating my butt?

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night, see ya all later

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>>722385921
yeah.
sup with you nigga?

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>>722385256
>i don't really pay attention to what other people do with eachother on holidays, it's not really anything i care all too much about
Wish I could do that.

>if it's just people online taunting you and bragging, pay them no mind and they'll surely stop.
Its reliving it over and over of when it happens/happened in person so it never stops. I hate humans.

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Not sure I'm ready for two 10 hour shifts in a row.

>>722385745
Hunnibuns is cleaning out his right now.

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>>722385389
I dont let phallic objects near my butt.

>>722385745
That's not all I have to give you
I know this'll sound like gibberish to you, but I just discovered this song and it's fucking amazing. It's not even my Swedish ego talking. I just have to share it with you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDB0DoBt2ps

>>722386100
Do it.

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>>722386160
It is mandatory for my promotion.

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>>722386135
'ceptin' of course all them phallusi you cram in there.

>>722386071
super spicy
i am doing nothing but trying to make music sync to my phone. and it's not.

>>722386119
super fun time planed huh? you going to get giant rubber pene shoved in you?

>>722386156
not bad so far

>>722386334
Soup kittentits?

>>722386255
You could just suck off your boss instead.

>>722386334
Hunnibuns already stuck the horse one in his ass.

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>>722386304
Speaking from experience? You probably dig in peoples garbage cans and stick whatever you find up your stinkhole.
>You: Im trash trash trash trash

>Your retort: You: virgin virigin virgin elliot roger.

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>>722386334
have you tried turning it on?

>>722386473
nothing. just trying to relax.

>>722386483
you should go ass to ass with the double sided one.

>>722386531
shit I didnt.....

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>>722386483
Eh, I'll pass.

>>722386563
He wants to, but I'm not there yet. I'm trying to get him to get more involved in the prep play.

>>722386563
Tough day I take it?

>>722386077
hm.. not sure where i can help you with that.
humans are pretty complicated, and i'm not nearly knowledgable enough on people to give you an answer.

anyways i'm almost passing out at my computer desk, i'm gonna go to bed. i'll most likely be around tomorrow if you want to chat.
nini

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>>722386502
I don't steal garbage, I pay for it like any other commodity. Now shut up and kiss me.

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>Hot Fool on Nibi action

It will be my OTP.

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katia

>>722386662
after prep play go ass to ass and send pics

>>722386697
shite week. not a happy camper

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>>722386826
Bye

i agree, katia

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Hi, Baddog.

>>722386890
You, help me real quick, yes?

hey fool, im glad you seem amiable tonight for i am drunk, how is work treating you these days

>>722386936
Well ifff it helps... You know shitty me is always available for talk during those shit days :p

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>>722386584
you showed it porn?

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>>722386844
I have other people I rather kiss, but im a loser and today is a day for winners so I either have to die or sit and do nothing.

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>>722386892
nef
>>722386993
do not

literally what does that even mean

>>722386936
No.

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>>722387072
What with?

>>722387253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CGVgAYJyjk

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>>722387315
hey dude what brings you back around here

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>>722387253
ur a faget

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>>722387403
oh stop it you

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>>722387277
What's good, Squish?

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>>722387139
Its alright, I'm on all night shifts now, which I've been trying to get for two years. I'm also having a painting reproduced in a magazine that's distributed nationally.

>>722387202
Fine, no kissing, Jesus.

>>722387277
That thing I sent you. You're the second one to say it was clear. I'll probably put it up here one more time and ask the thread. If more say it's clear I'll upload it and my statement then do the thing.

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>>722387447
I thought you'd want to know

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>>722387452
I'm doing laundry in the tub because the laundromat is closed.

>>722387505
Someday I should order the magazine you all do.

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Okay, attempt three.

>>722387585
I'm not sure what that means.

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>>722387399
hopefully not being drunk but probably being drunk

also the aminus on eightchins decided it would be a great idea to give alice a mod there

see gif

>>722387505
yea i have a steady work schedule too and it really helps out not having awful unpredictable shifts

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>>722387585
In the tub, are you for real?

>>722387170
das true i know`

>>722387196
well I do look at it on there often. does that count?

>>722387273
oh

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>>722387650
Don't you all send things to a magazine to be published?

>>722387685
I see no reason not to.
I enjoy the old fashioned method.

>>722387745
They're only for Bananders and Zaryss.

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>>722387853
Why couldn't you just wait until tomorrow to wash your clothes at the laundromat?

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>>722387654
It's the best having a regular schedule.

>>722387853
I am this time, yeah. It'll be in the summer catalog.

>>722387745
Except if I decide to go to bed early, in which case you can call me on messenger if you ever suffer from nanar withdrawal, that'll be sure to wake me up :P
>>722387865
You let wem see em too or I'll never post dick in thread

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>>722387948
What a hideous image swap I've been victim to

>>722387984
You were never going to anyway.

>>722383415
Loli time
http://www.ipanon.com

>>722387951
Everybody is a winner with Totino's Pizza Rolls.

>>722388050
I've actually considered it, no guarantees yet

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>>722387745
on a phone? how weird.

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>>722387951
yea not having to get a random text in the middle of what was supposed to be a day off to come into work? pretty darn great

>>722387865
rude

>>722387984
i wouldnt wake you from your slumber :c

>>722387948
nice titties

>>722388142
Squash gets your pics now.

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>>722388221
Yay for Squash!


Butt fun noa

>>722388161
is it though?

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>>722388194
It's such a horrible pick. I wonder who got my avatarfagging swapped

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>>722388312
yeah cause your weird.

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>>722388100
I'm Pizza Totino Boy.

>>722388186
Oh, I used to get phone calls like that. I always answered and said no. The other servers thought my balls were massive for doing that.

>>722388191
I said for withdrawal emergencies only :p
>>722388221
Umm, would he want that? O_o

>>722388413
I will not deny that
sup?

>>722388461
still wouldnt
nanar needs sleep. or else he gets soggy

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>>722387948
I enjoy the effort.

>>722387951
Wonderful.

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>>722388622
I am going to build a superfortress R-TM in rust
on a scale from 1/10 how weird r u

>>722388771
>I am going to build a superfortress R-TM in rust
You should get that conan game
it has dong physics and everything

>>722388622
I'm soggy right now x_x Need to shower once thread dies
I'm hanging onto your tail by my mouth, don't mind me xWx

>>722388444
yea no ill just make an excuse if i really should be covering but am not feeling up for it that day, or straight up say no because if you work hard at a place you can afford to have big balls sometimes

so did you want to say anything else katia or do you just want to ask me why im here and then not engage me like a proper gentleman

>>722388771
that sounds really cool
11/10 weird

>>722388892
grody. why are you soggy?

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>>722388657
Submission is finished.

>>722388928
I said no because I wasn't on schedule and they had people hired specifically for shit like that.

>>722389084
Unnatural amount of sweating

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>>722389135
I await news of its acceptance eagerly.

>>722389188
y

>>722389326
I wonder too!

>>722389361
are you sick?

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>>722389320
It's already been accepted, now it's just waiting for the printing.

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>>722389084
yeah I've been building the necessary pieces to rushbuild it for like 2 weeks lmao

>>722389560
Noo, it's like that all the time, sweating for no damn reason even when I'm freezing, and that's the grossest feeling

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>>722389602
Accolades.
What is new?

>>722389651
no but seriously katia
http://www.pcgamer.com/conan-exiles-dick-slider/

>>722389651
>>722389084
good amount of weird.

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>>722389746
Got a T.blondi, also known as a Goliath Birdeater. It's only about 4" or so, but it'll get to be 11" full grown.

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>>722389858
What do they eat?

>>722389651
dang boi. you'll have to show me when you're all done.

>>722389669
are you sick?

>>722389771
thakns dab

>>722389921
No I said :P

>>722390000
sounds like youre sick

>>722390063
Then I've been sick for many years

>>722390094
it's possible. poor bb :c

>>722390161
St-stahp scaring me Q.Q

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>>722389915
Dubia roaches, small pinky mice, tons of crickets.

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took a walk in the cold then a hot bath after
was nice

>>722390216
it's terminal

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>>722389921
I might finish it tomorrow, or the day after.
as I have both days off.
>>722390000
dem digits

>>722390274
I will die in your arms
>>722390295
Yaaaaas

>>722390295
wew

>>722390336
i will honor your last wishes of being ground up and made into pies

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>>722390261
Sounds expensive for upkeep.

>>722390272
i wanna try that thing you see old men in videos do in the near arctic like coming out of a sauna and jumping in ice water then going back in the sauna

>>722390402
Only if I'm ground up by them kittytits

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>>722390475
Unfortunately I don't have access to a sauna near a body of water.

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>>722390402
no u

>>722390475
that's actually very pleasant, you should try it.

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>>722390410
They're .10 a piece for the crickets, 4 for a dollar for the roaches, and like, a buck for the pinky mice. They're also adorable. This one I saw and it was stuck on the mesh grating of its tank lid. It was flailing around with its two front legs stuck and I felt bad for the goofy little thing. I saved it from falling or hurting itself, then bought it.

>>722390509
you knw it~

>>722390575
wew indeed!

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>>722390627
I do not understand your kinship for these creatures, but I am glad you are so fond of them.

>>722390664
Yaaas~ It'll be creamy pies for sure

>>722390610
thanks darwin

>>722390548
i dont have access to those things either

>>722390758
so many cream pies!

but if i did you'd all be getting pics

>>722390789
Unf!~

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>>722390680
They're horribly misunderstood and most people think they're terrifying, but really they're little fuzz balls that just wanna relax. Also they can be super weird. Eric is spending all his time in his water dish. It's his new favorite spot.

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>>722390845
I find insects and other creepy crawlies to be rather enjoyable, but I could not keep one as a pet.

Perhaps he is hot.

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>>722390896
The water dish is empty, it's only about 75 degrees in here. He's just a weirdo. He ate yesterday, then spent the next few hours grooming himself.

>>722390841
gotta bed though :c
nini nannr

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>>722391003
I require grooming images.

>>722391008
Nini tittykitty
Don't mind if I nestle up here between these c:

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>>722390664

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>>722391077
I didn't take pictures, but it was adorable. All that rubbing his fangs and pedipalps, so high maintenance for a spider.

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Do you want many talents or to be top of the line in one talent?

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>>722391248
I use to watch the daddy long legs groom at camp.

>>722390772
that thing has a name too, it's called avanto
it doesn't have an english alternative but it literally means ''hole in ice''

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>>722391305
Daddy long legs will just stand there and shake to look like dust. T.blondi's will stridulate as their first defense mechanism.

I need a dick in my throat

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>>722392071
ffs

>>722391622
Me too, but my boyfriend is out of town.

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>>722391622
What a coincidence, I need smoke in my lungs.

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This thread needs more kinky power bottom pics.

>>722392110
Haahaah

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>>722392071
no matter how many bananas you eat
you will always be deprived of potassium

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>>722392225

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>>722392225
>>722392380
Wrong thing.

Buttfun time is over.

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>>722388221
I am quite pleased that you're still using the alpha homo name

>>722392550
Why so sure about that?

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Is anyone left?

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bamp

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>>722395247
No

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> need food

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Mm.. Food

>>722395396
>>722395768
that's kinda filthy stuff to have on your phone, keep it secured or you'll have a hard time explaining if that's a secret of yours

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>>722395396
Why?

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>>722396055
All I store on my phone are pictures of garbage.

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>>722396055
I want someone to find my 2k of porn pics
To see the fear in their face

>>722392605
Why wouldn't I?

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>>722396670
Because I'm Alpha

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I'm getting more and more into the so called Holy Minimalists. It's nothing but quiet, restrained sadness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcL4J0pzlAg

>>722396592
more like disgust but sure, if you got nothing to lose y not right?
sounds like fun, I hope you have yourself a catch sometime

As soon as it was after midnight, my bf used every sextoy i owned on me, and we just now finished. AMA

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>>722399128
so, he stuffed your ass full of dildos?
lame.

>>722399199
Not all at once, christ. One of thems a large chance unflared.

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>>722399128
Do you like "art house" films?

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>>722399199
also nice dubs

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>>722397321
I had a bag of dildos and sex toys on the light rail today
With girl cloths

My phone is the least of worries

>>722399257
I shoved my M sized up me
Snarf shoved my L David and made me give myself a facial

Dat was my night

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>>722396592
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>>722399340
Sounds like a night well spent and yet another ass for snarf's trophy wall

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>>722399279
got more cute butts like that?

>>722399278
I finished Dr Strange love
A jet gets Romeo order to nuke S.Russia
Old man went bonkers and gave order

Clips of events of peeps trying to stop and after the launch
Watch Cowboy ride nuke to the ground

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>>722399484
Most the other cute butts I have have dicks in them. That cool?

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>>722399406
I'm his Ultimate Butt Trophy

>

>>722399561
Yes, it was an hilarious film. A dark comedy about nuclear annihilation, what more could you want?

>>722399626
Quite the achievement I'm sure

>>722399574
Make next bread thread

>>722399663
I'm sure one of these lovely tripfags would love to do the honors.
I'll post in next thread tho, how about that.

>>722399648
I want moar
Also saw another film about British POWs building a bridge
Then they bomb it with their wounded on the train over the bridge
MADNESS
MADNESS

>>722399758
Bridge Over the River Kwai is also great.

>>722399902
>>722399902

>>722399658
Yeah
He's nice unlike my 100 exs

>>722399698
You want images or not


>>722399805
Yeah that one!
Now I want more