hi /b/ give me one solid reason not to commit suicide

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>>722376092
You won't get to see America's transformation after Trump is done with his eight years as the President of the United States.

>>722376513
im not american i dont care about trump

Can you fags stop with these threads, if you think you have no reason to live then kys

>>722376654
yeah i guess, sorry. nobody to talk to

>>722376092
no fapping after death desu

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>>722376092
if your gonna kill yourself, go do some mike brodie shit and bum across the country with a camera then kill yourself

>>722376758
sorry nigga, don't kill yourself for your families sake

>>722376092
Your dick is so small the paramedics are going to laugh their asses off when they find u

>>722376092
cause you aren't streaming it.

You wont get to experience hyper realistic VR and sex VR with any celebrity you want in 40 years.

>>722376092
they will blame it on your medications, or marijuana, or your orientation, or your race. dont fuck it up for the rest of us.

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>>722376758
ignore this homo>>722376654
and this deviant>>722377086
and this swindler>>722376994

if you kill yourself you will make this /b/tard sad.

plus dear leader be testing all sorts of new rockets and shit. what better time could there be to be alive?

Stupid cuck faggot do you have any got dam idea how many things had to come together in this fucking universe so that atoms could come together to make you? I don't think you really want to kill yourself anyway otherwise you would not be on this shit board. Now go FAP to some tranny porn, get some sleep and start again in the morning like the rest of the miserable human race. Maybe try to contribute is some small way to advance humanity or something.

>>722376092
It's hard to suicide when u r double fisting your own asshole

op here, ive had a good run. Ill see you btards in the next life.

>>722378678
telling you dude, pull some brodie ahit. if not then i hope your sleep is comfortable. see you in hell anon