No rekt thread? Let's fix that /b/

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Bump for glory

>>722376783
So the dumbass didn't see the cable connection and didn't put 2 and 2 together at what could happen?

>>722377346
How could he if he didn't see the connection

>>722377074
Why does every chunk ever do this?

>>722377485
Even I saw it. And I am behind a screen. The shit was literally a foot or 2 away from him. He deserved the rekt he got

>>722377538
That has to be fake.

>>722377717
I would have run her over too. If she's going to throw shit at me through my car windiw she can get fucked.

>>722377074
lmao why are asians so stupid? i only ever see asians getting killed be elevators and escalators

>>722376869
Is there a story that goes with this one?

>>722376783
CAESAAAAAAAAAARRRRR

>>722377707
Fake or not, there is one thing for certain. And that I that chic in all black I want to skull fuck.

>>722378011
>Is there a story that goes with this one?
Another day in China

>>722377707

pause during the gif and you can see most of the frames have no knife in her head.

and no it's not motion blur or perspective.

>>722376667
>Alright, so, this is where we load th- Oh shit!

>>722376924
Story? They look so profession whacking the shit out of whatever's sticking out of his leg.

>>722378419
Makes sense.

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>>722374837

>>722379052
Holy fuck so many people are standing over the line. I'd have an anxiety attack every time I went through a station.

>>722377538
whoever think this is real is dumb. you can clearly see the cut

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how about some animals

>>722380329
old but gold

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>722381798
Go fuck yourself pussy

>>722381798
shoo shoo back to tumblr you go.

>>722381910
>>722381942
its copypasta you children

I believe rekt threads might someday save my life. Sometimes in traffic I see a situation that looks like a rekt webm and I back off. I've seen so many people get rekt from so many situations I think I'm making myself more immune to those situations.

>>722382917
Watch car crash compilations on YouTube. I've learned quite a bit from them.

>>722381798
I love you

>>722381910
>>722381942
how to spot a newfag

>>722383750
I still don't get why people respond when it's been posted in every rekt thread for years now

>>722384108
Because you NEVER lost a loved one. How the fuck can you think it's funny to watch people suffer and go through severe pain and even death? Just imagine their loved ones if they saw some of this shit, having to watch them cry and beg for life and for the pain to stop.

I mean, I knew 4 chan was a disgusting place, but holy FUCK

Never coming back to this website AGAIN

>>722384434
Once I got my arms caught in a seeder, and had chunks of skin on both arms torn off. It took 2 months after getting skin grafts for it to heal, and you know what? I get to watch other people get rekt because I know exactly how it feels, so fuck off carebear.

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>>722379296
So many train drivers have PTSD from jumpers, either you grow a skin thick enough for it to not bother you, or you quit

>>722382193
holy shit thats scary

>>722385054
>carebear

Lost

>>722381798
I hope this is pasta

TL;DR

>>722381798
You know honestly, I don't feel great about it, but it does have some redeeming values.

The main thing is, really is usually so hidden from us. Most of the people in our lives try to sugar coat things from when we are young. Some people even deny that certain things go on in the world. Seeing these threads, I always think to myself, "well, I guess I should look twice before crossing the street", "I guess escalators and elevators can be dangerous", "I guess there are people out there beheading people". It makes me think twice in these situations. It makes me more confident when people start arguing whether it's dangerous to vacation in mexico and I want to throw in my two cents.

Seeing a kid fall off an escalator and die may seem morbid, but you can bet if I'm ever bringing kids up an escalator, after seeing a thread like this, I'll pay fucking attention to what those little monkeys are up to, and me viewing this shit may therefore save a life.

On top of that, watching how quickly and easily life can be struck out of someone makes me appreciate it that much more.

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>>722374837

>>722378881

I remember reading about this a few years ago. Apparently, it was a legitimate botched surgery where they got the tool stuck in his leg. I don't remember clearly, but I recall that one of them got their medical license revoked.

>>722385054
Imao you have permanent bloody diarhoea congrats you won at life

>>722376869
Streetlight piledriver gets me every time. God wanted that fucker dead!

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>>722387394

>>722387003
https://m.xhamster.com/movies/5693603/original_-_sexiest_no_panties_fight_1.html

>>722387598
Fuckin kek m8

>>722387003
wtf i lost

>>722374837
I'd like to contribute to this thread ... so I'm in the process of creating a gif illustrating Mike
Flynn's career as Trump's Security advisor.

>>722386807
I wonder if he thought it was worth it

>>722381798
That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>722387656

>filename kek

>>722374837
Moar of this
http://www.ipanon.com

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>>722387963
wrong one

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>>722387963
We all know what hes into ;)

>>722388157
Wtf happened here? Did someone stole a gnome?

>>722377717
Yeah... getting your leg snapped in half takes the fight right out of you huh bitch?

>>722388401
nerve gas

>>722381798
(you)

>>722386807
Seems just a bit horrific to be airing on the local news... just sayin...

>>722387003
justniggerthings.jpg

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>>722387994
Kill yourself. Do it on cam so we can post it here. whinyfaggotkillsself.webm

>>722387003
What even

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>>722388946

>>722388335
kek

>>722388157
WTF?.... Was that a dragon?

>>722387994
>That's it.
>I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

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>>722389246
Never get tired of this one. Its so quintessentially American. Armed, obese, and ignorant.

>>722389918

Lol your inferiority complex is showing.

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>>722389918
funny how its a europoor faggot in the webm lol

insecure lil bitch lmao

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>>722388157
filename kek

>>722379296
i always stand way in the back, seen too many videos of ppl pushing others onto the track.

>>722377538
Fake and gay^3

>>722389918
>>722390290
>>722390431
Fuck you, all of you. We can't determine whether the guy is american or not so let's continue with the damn thread already

>>722387994
We all become dead bodies someday anon hopefully I can be a joke for someone else after I'm gone

>>722390647
This

>>722386918
Wow I've never seen someone make more sense than that on a rekt thread. Bravo anon!

>>722388678
Slow news day.

>>722387080
no.

>>722378881
https://np.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/34xzev/delicate_procedures_in_the_operating_room/cqzbcyu/

you should try clicking the fucking google reverse image search sometimes

>>722378552
like the fucking flying back part like she got kicked in the chest by bruce lee isnt enough to see it's fake?

>>722386918
>>722390782
A /b/tard made sense. Don your pointy foil hats. Its a sign of the end.

>Never coming back to this website AGAIN

Bon voyage

>>722390431
Standard american self-delusion.Your education system has let you down, you aren't intelligent enough to grasp how mind-mindbogglingly stupid you are. We pity you, not envy.

>>722385054
pics?

>>722381798
I'm going to give probably the most non troll answer to this, so please hear me out. We were all sold a lie. If you really think that human violence started only in the last 100 years I feel bad for you. We are by nature a violet, hateful species. Not unlike any other on the planet. However we have three things that set us apart from the rest. Empathy (the ability to feel what someone else is feeling) government (mob rule on "what is best for everyone" when really this narcissistic and everyone should be free to do as they please) and 3. Currency. ( a man made bartering system in which another man made thing...in which you can earn souly for the bennifit for the rest of people with the false expectation that you also deserve the same treatment because you're "earning" it the same way that the guy that makes more of it you're equal and entitled to this. When in actually its been a controlling factor this whole time.) The fact it /b/ is raw human nature. Its funny because everyone dies. and as much as they censor life this is real shit. This is humanity.

>>722381798
>That's it.

>I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>722387656
nyoom

>>722393691
[eurobeat intensifies]

>>722377642
Different anon, I'm not seeing it. Is it related to the curved like pipe on the wall he's pushing?

>>722390565
I've only ever seen one video.

>>722394134
When people think their lifes were important to others

>>722395013
Is someone showing them his dick or something?

>>722395013
wutd they see

>>722377074
Bye bye

>>722376667
poor guy

>>722387656
*Sonic theme song from distance*

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>>722389246
>AmericanSniper.webm

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>>722395653

>>722388678
This is exactly the stuff that should be aired you cuck.

>>722377717
Who's paying to fix her fucking foot

>>722395526

LOL

>>722395653

story

>>722395526
The puppy survived.

>>722395838
I, too, read the filename.

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>>722381798
BTFO Navy seal, we've got a new copypasta!

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>>722395972
hopefully no one, it would be easier to just put it down, property that can't work becomes a waste of resources.

>>722388401
>>722389238
After much research I FINALLY found out what this was after all this time. Gas tank of flammable research chemical leak/explosion at Goldasht University, Iran. 5 people severely burned with 45-90% of body. No word on deaths.

>>722396211
Source?

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>>722389246
Hhahahahhahaa these burguers

>>722396360
Go home dragon shill.

>>722387003
>niggsgonnanogg

>>722388946
just ordenary jew

>>722395013
thar girl with glasses is amazed kek..

>>722395108
>>722395137

I think they're just watching the results from some show, american idol or similar

>>722389125
Awwwww how adorable

>>722395862
source?

>>722388992
>ipanon.com
hahaha nice burn

Shit, i confused this for ylyl thread and keep on loosing so much here.

>>722396294
I feel embarrassed for you

>>722382193
>an average day exploring the ice fields in Skyrim

>>722389246
Who else was waiting for the gun to fall down and smack him on the head....?

>>722397419
Trump was there just to the right off camera.
Couldn't resist grabbing her by the pussy while everyone was distracted

>>722398210
yeah, that would be glorious.

>>722387656
"Dejavu!"

>>722395862
source?!?!?!?

>>722381798
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>722387003
Yup, those are niggers alright

>>722398547
that looks fun as fuck.

>>722395949
That's what he gets for staring at him. Fucking faggot

>>722377717
They see me rollin'

>>722387963
Bitch had that coming looooong before he dropped her ass

>>722389246
who gave franky the fat fuck a gun?

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>>722394134
wish they were hillary cucks

>>722387203
Some Final Destination shit right there.

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>>722388157
>file name.

>>722374837
damn, how many of them did he ran over??

>>722377074
man the way blue jacket goes from wobbly drunken frustration to frozen adrenalized pure fear is chilling

>>722389125
cutest thing ever :)

how do i get one?

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>>722389246
Better with sound you can hear the fat cunt really wining.....Blahhhhh...blahhhhh

>>722387656
i said out loud OH SHIT

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>>722392964
>violet
We are a violet species

>>722388946
Everything you need to know about jews is in this 6 seconds of perfection.

>>722399690
Some overused reply right there

>>722399706
Doesn't even make sense.
Get fucked faggot

>>722401702
Share a link or shut the fuck up.

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>>722398346
Wanker detected.......'Nose Ointment!'.

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>>722403043
Yes SIR!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utxwfW5vkhY

>>722403048
Kill yourself.......'Anal ointment!'.

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>>722403163
......'Nose Ointment!'.

>>722403150
This anon is not a faggot.
Not entirely convinced that's not dubbed, but still better than silent.

Shuts down these faggots if it's real
>>722390290
>>722390647

>>722395013
Trump win!

>>722395862
Fake

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>>722403275
......'Anal Ointment!'.

>>722403431
Only because he grabbed that girl on the right by the pussy

>>722403492
Obviously.

>>722378011
The story is, this guy is cycling somewhere, gets hit by streetlight, and they all lived happily ever after.
The end.

Now go to sleep.

>>722395862
hahaha fucking niggers!

>>722379296
Actually these comments made me think, that's a job I could do and the killing people would be a bonus.
I'm not an edgelord it's just;
You kill one person, that's a week off work and some counselling.
Kill two and you could be looking at a disability pension at full pay and retire.
Fuck those jumpers, they were going to do it somewhere anyway. When I run over an animal with my car I feel nothing, what have people ever done for me?

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>>722381798

>>722389125
I have the best coat made out of sea-otter skin, it took 17 otters to make because I'm a big guy.

>>722404062
But the comment was wrong.
There wasn't a single person over the yellow line except for Mr Suicide, who didn't cross the line until the last few seconds.

I get what youre saying, and I believe is feel much like you, but you can't know how you will actually react to that until someone kills themself right in your face.

>>722404119
Your filename is wrong.
The true newfag detector is people replying to copy pasta

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>>722389246
Murrrrricaah in a nutshell

>>722404349
Pics or it didn't happen

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>>722390431
Americans believe they won the war in Europe, holy shit they must be stupid.
That is totally retarded.

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>>722404349
>baneposting

>>722404519
>American believe they won every war
The only war they ever won was the civil war, which they also lost, so that doesn't count

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>>722404519
>>722404658
lol stay booty-bothered, yuropoors

>>722402924
No. You just dont get it newfag.

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>>722379296
>>722404062

>>722404745
But it's true.
The fact that you have semen related images about this just reinforces your insecurity in the issue.

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>>722404957
The only war we lost is the civil war, which was to ourselves so it doesn't count ^:)

Also, tell me, whose flag is it on the moon?

Say it with me: U S A

>>722404859
What's not to get?
Back to the future.

The vid of the truck that actually leaves flaming tyretracks makes sense.

This doesnt.
Explain how a mass area being engulfed in flames relates to back to the future?

Fucking retard

>>722377074
requesting that copypaste of a (((normal))) day for a chinese worker

>>722394134
Sauce?

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>>722376869
This is a classic. I'm not even going to get unreasonably upset that this is posted in every rekt thread. That dude on the bicycle gets fuck up. He is the rektest, he is become rekt, god of rekt. Sometimes I envy him.

>>722405072
> tell me, whose flag is it on the moon?
France

Not sure what the moon has to do with an inability to ever win a war.
How is moon relevant?

>>722405075
You just went full retard with ur nerd skills about bttf m8

>>722405075
The guy who ran away is leaving flames on the ground.

Retard

>>722381798
Fuck off back to tumblr faggot, slit your wrists you sweaty cunt

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>>722405204
>Can only read half the post because yuro
>Doesn't know about the moon landing
yurocuck education kek
Get with the times yurogramps

Theres so much more to learn... like how we colonised mars as well

>>722387963
lol that weakling cant one shot a girl top kek

>>722405288
This is almost the most retarded post I've ever seen on /b/

The harder you try to damage control, the wrose it gets.

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>>722405075
>>722402924
>>722388157

I love how everyone just responds with reaction images laughing and then there is always one humorless schizoid mega autist that tries to deconstruct the post in a bid to show it isn't as funny as everybody thinks it is.

Even though the joke just went over his silly, bald, manlet chimp head of his.

>>722405372
That's pretty fucking retarded when there is flames everywhere.

It's all anonymous here faggot.
You could've just accepted you did a dumb and left it at that, but you just couldn't resist replying to justify the stupid thing you said, because you can't understand why it was stupid.

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>>722405088

>>722405436
But I replied to the half that required a response, since the other half only repeated what I said previously.

Not europeen either.

You're really not good at this.
Keep posting images that are embarrassing to save a collection of.

>>722405501
He could've, but I think he wanted it to last longer to drive the point home.

>>722405610
I love how some stupid anon thinks he's being clever and samefag his own post with reaction images then gets pussy when he gets called out on it.

>>722405786
thank you good sir

why this shit make me laugh so much?

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>>722405828
I'm sorry little guy I'm afraid I'm all drained for today :)

You will have to find another source

>>722405982
Link me the post where you call out this alleged samefag. I'll wait.

There is no way this poster isn't a femanon. Not funny at all and no sense of humor tbh famalam

>>722406077
This is a good example of why the rest of the world can't take Americans seriously.

>>722378094
NO, FUCK YOU

>>722406156
Why would I take the minimal effort to call out samefag when it is ulimately irrelvant.
You can make.it look false
I could make.it.look true.

Its.pointless.

Doesn't change the fact that you are a dumb faggot that has sunk too deep to back out now.

Just give it up.
Nobody knows who you are.
The further you take this, the dumber you make yourself appear

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>>722406364
>Why dould I take the minimal effort to call out samefag
Let me stop reading here and correct you.

>>722405982
>samefag his own post with reaction images then gets pussy when he gets called out on it.
>when he gets called out for it.
You won't take the minimal effort to do it because the post doesn't exist.

Not even going to bother reading the rest of your drivel, so you can stop damage controlling about you didn't understand a joke.

>>722402924
>>722405075
>>722405649
>>722405508
Samefag btw

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this kills the crab

>>722398086
I hope this was his own child.

>>722387003
What the hell happened? Also sauce

>>722387994
Well first we see that she is on beach in Eastern Europe or Germany. So likely I wearing a Adidas track suite and drive a broken car with cracked windscreen but with camera in it. I also noticing she has a very large vagina. So I removing track suite and explain her to have sexy time on me. She likely will agree to this as she have big sex parts. Three weeks later she is announcing to me she having a baby to which I not very happy. Thus begins the end of my life for the next 30 years or until I can escape my country and live on the streets of Paris selling trinkets by day and rolling gay male customers by night for their wallet and then eventually save enough to go to United States to open car wash in Astoria Queens with my cousin Stoch. But she find me and come to United States with baby. So now what I do?

>>722395862
sauce?

>>722407032
God dame

>>722392964
>tfw empathy isnt a trait that only humans have

>>722377538
terrible acting.

obviously a junior school project

just look at that dumb bitch in the back jumping away and freezing LOL

>>722377538
stupid bitch in the back jumps away and isn't even looking at the right thing LOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>722377717
another dumb nigger gets themselves rekt

the deserved it for being a cunt

>>722387003
lol poor people

>>722407389
>t. cumskin who doesn't know his gf is cucking him

>>722407032
aw :( she's litterally destroyed

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>>722407032

>>722380329
tourist scamming doge

>>722397934
isn't that Katie Price (Jordan)'s retarded nigger kid?

LOL poor cunt

>>722407067
all children are shit

>>722407032
her head is flat, definitely kill

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>>722408213

>>722407981
lol

>>722407032
Best shit I've seen so far.

>>722407032
>Censored
Fuck off

>>722408213
The first child could have easily made it but it decided to turn around.

>>722377538
This looks like it's been cut. Also no blood. I'm sceptical.

>>722402924
>Doesn't even make sense.

its a back to the future reference

>>722409231
>I'm stupid.
Fixed.

>>722393691
scum

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>>722410449
>yfw

>>722376869
prometheus is strong with this one even after that many years

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>>722404450
That was my point doofus, engage brain first next time.

>>722376667
Safe to say he's dead?

>>722376869
>>722378011
It's like they have stripped back the transformers franchise. Kind of optimus prime in falling down

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>>722404745
What is your hang-up about people drinking your cum?
Maybe in your religiously repressed moron factory of a country the things you are posting would be insulting, over here you just look like a retard.
Keep doing what you're doing, it's exactly what we expect from you.

>>722377346
I'm like him>>722394065
I can't see it.

>>722402887
Some new post shit right there

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>>722405072
>The only war we lost is the civil war
What about Vietnam?
The bay of pigs was an act of war, how did that
go?
The Russian civil war, America was on the losing side.
America went to fight in the Lebanon, came away with a defeat there too.
America was alsoinvolved in the war in Somalia (remember Black Hawk Down?), did you win there? Nope.
Let's not forget all those you couldn't beat and had to withdraw from with a woeful draw;
1812 against the Brits
The Quasi-war 1798-1800
Second Samoan war 1898-99
The Korean war

As for who has a flag on the moon, you needed Eurofags to build your rockets for you, the computer was invented in Europe and so was a bunch of other stuff that got Americans up there.

Say it with me; U R Dumb.

>>722376869
It's such an overkill on that poor guy

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>>722405072
Another cartoon where you place yourself in the role of someone engaging in a sex act with children, it makes you wonder.

Are you a rampant Pedophile?
Because your continuing efforts to prove it are winning me over.

>>722406784
Fucking Delta P man.

>>722376869
That one guy would've gotten awa if he didn't get squashed by the sign falling down.
Can't tell me the universe didn't plan this.

>>722376783
fuckin kek!

>>722412865
Bro he knew it was happening. For that moment, he saw into the future and how he would be rekt so totally, piledriven by the lamppost, exploded in a ball of flame and then finally crushed by the heavily laden semi that set the whole thing in motion in the first place. He saw it coming and couldn't resist the awesomeness of getting so totally obliterated. He just bowed to the god of rekt and submitted totally to his fate. Truly a hero.

>>722412268
kek

>>722381798
uhg.. this pasta is getting moldy.

>>722376869
Some Final Destination shit right there

>>722414727
sick

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>>722415172
I know. sometimes i just need to..

>>722415108
*giggle-snort*

>>722395862
Instnat boner material

someone post the syrian sitting with head blown off

>>722415651
new way of doing wack-a-mole?

>>722396949
Kek

>>722415736
The one with the shotgun?

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>>722415651
>mfw

>>722415819
The camera turns to him where he's sitting with his legs crossed, like he was just lounging

>>722387003
why is someone always naked in the ghetto

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>>722407032
Nice

>>722416384
Literally just thought about that theres always this one nigger thats naked

>>722398162
dumbs magnetic pole

>>722407032
What country?

>>722415577
when mother nature tries to tell you to stop

>>722405501
>>722405885
or that cunt is immune to getting hit in the head cause she does that with every fucking relationship becaue she secretley loves the abuse. fucking dumb crazy cunts.. too many bitches are like that.

>>722396761
seems legit

>>722377538
I know it's fake, but what the fuck was trying to be accomplished in the first place?

>>722398547
Jackass did it better

>>722416746
this is roadpole rapin made by white skinny male patriarchy

>>722403275
hahahahahaha yes!

>>722416765
I would call it for china, despite being a girl and get picked up as a bag of (mashed) potatoes

>>722381798
Tfw this pasta has been around for years and there are still faggots that think it's real.

>>722381798
Kek