Gf is asking me what i want for my birthday but i cant think

>>722374670
pls tell me picture is related

Kobe beef, bottle of Merlot and anal.

>>722374788
nope, otherwise i would have said

>>722374812
cant be sexual acts and im not big into alcohol

A top of the range gaming pc

>>722375023
already got a gaming pc, and make it realistic i.e less then 200

A penis inlargement surgery

>>722374901
Kobe beef and an oil massage.

>>722375192
how expensive is it?

>>722375265
With a happy ending ?

>>722375265
this could work

>>722375404
ive said nothing sexual cause the sexual stuff is self included

>>722375343
I dunno I don't need one.

>>722374670
>cant be sex
>no booze
>Pic unrelated
>being this fucking boring
Wow this thread is some really shitty thread you got there op

>>722375521
Its not sexual if its done by a man
#nohomo

>>722375772
Just asking for suggestions, if you are bored fuck off

>>722375343
About £4000-£5000

>>722376291
im wondering if they ever turn out well and work

have her hire a man that can play jazz on a conk shell for part of the evening

>>722376481
I am clueless it is the first time I looked into it I will be doing more research

>>722374670
Anal. That's what you want for your birthday.

>>722376714
Ya like jazz

lick her own teet for ur amusment

>>722374670
Xbox

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Boys the stakes have been raised. If i get more than 5 i get anal.
Conditions
>nothing sexual
>no booze
>be somewhat original i.e cant be money

pic unrelated

>>722376964
I'm sure that he doesn't want to bedone up the back side by a German man

>>722377177
I was close

>>722376982
Do you particularly enjoy jazz music?

Have gf eat your shit

>>722377129
Tell her to stop nagging for the entire 24 hours.

>>722377393
we got 2
first was the kobe beef and massage

>>722377383
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN THE ARTFORM OF JAZZ MUSICIANS!

>>722374670
Tell her you want to live out a rape fantasy; get her naked,
handcuff her arms behind her back,
blindfold her,
leave the key on her stomach,
and leave for a few days and don't answer your phone.

>>722377676
I AM NOT GOOD SIR

>>722377784
fortunately it doesnt have to be more birthday for that to happen

>>722377676
i am

>>722377676
I would like to inquire about your opinion regarding the combination of improvisation, swing notes, and ragtime rhythms in musical form

>>722377810
Why not

>>722377915
I am not fond of that particular style, no

>>722378013
just not

>>722377676
What's your take on the transformation from hardbop to modal jazz?

>>722378030
I ment say what you don't like about jazz criticise it if you will

>>722378062
are u racist?

>>722374670
Tell her you wanna go on a nice drive to somewhere romantic with her. Make it at least an hour away but not more than two probably. Have her bring a picnic dinner, you bring wine and flowers. Just go out somewhere far away from everywhere else where you can still see the stars at night.

You'll probably end up having some pretty good sex, but the real point is just a neat couple experience away from your daily lives.

>>722378169
Mostly good

>>722378030
>>722378169
in regards to your personal opinion on topics relating to certain matters do the musical patterns which feature such know manners as swing notes, improvisation, call and response vocals, and other such similar techniques of musical art under the influence of previously commonly used musical patterns such as blues, folk, and African and European musical combinations create a joyful emotion that you experience as you listen to this particular style of musical work?

>>722378574
I listen only to Neo-Baroque Tejano and EMOsque.

>>722378574
jazz it is for ops birthday

/thread

How about a birthday kiss its cheesy I know but that's what keeps the romance alive ;).
Jk ask 4 a blow job

I am getting a laptop soon, any must have peripherals for laptops?

>>722378866
Oh nice. I'm personally more of anciet Smithsonian (specifically Balinese) court and banjar kind of guy. Little Peking opera too

Tell her u want. JAZZ

>>722378897
ask for jazz conk. really keep the romance lit

>>722379182
all Jazz this year boooy

>>722379193
Ask for jazz cock

>>722378574
>>722379126
>>722379182
>>722379193
Ok she used to play piano but can still kinda play. Are there any songs or such that are possible to be performed on piano at an intermediate level?

>>722379337
Jazz cock ?

>>722379126
>ancient Smithsonian court
Damn I knew a guy that was into that. Real fringe group, had some real pentatonic shit. He went to an Atman Riot concert in Edmonton and never came back. His family found him two years later in a truckstop in Jaipur. He didn't even recognize them. They took him home but he's still convinces he's reincarnated as a seal.

>>722379596
mmm yes Gamelan especially can have that transcendent affect on the mind

>>722379596
Yt link?

>>722379416
rhythm-a-ning by thelonious monk or my favorite things (any version)

>>722379416
or tell her to step it up, grab that conk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7FYSVmrzOY

>>722380181
charlie brown theme song

>>722380417
yt link please

Her best friend or mom which ever is hottest.

>>722380132
Honestly I was thinking about rickrolling you but I decided that would be juvenile and against the point of the game we have been playing, which is making fun of music nerds who establish a pecking order by claiming love for progressively more obscure shit. As far as I know Atman Riot is not a real group but they probably should be.

Box of cigars -

Cuban Montecristo #2's if you can get them where you live.

Padron 4000's (natural, not maduro) if you can't get Cubans.

>>722380840
Good idea

>>722380840
see this is the kind of suggestions i need, i applaud you sir

>>722380826
Rick ain't go nothing on this Tibetan throat singing kick i've been on. It's like so old it's not even music, it's just prayer. Much prefer it to the traditional Tuvan "blues/folk" throat singing

Joe Satriani is amazing too btw

>>722381177
Did you EVEN WATCH the jazz conk vid? come on dude

>>722381203
Hell yeah.

Ok we got 3
>Montecristo NO. 2
>No nagging for 24hrs
>Kobe beef and a massage

2 more to go

>>722381281
birthdays only come once a year last I checked. you can buy some decent but still shitty cigars any day

>>722381281
im not getting the conk jazz music

>>722381407
>Montecristo NO. 2
>No nagging for 24hrs
>Kobe beef and a massage
>as much time with a live jazz conk player as she can afford

ok ok cool cool so that's 4 now

>>722381589
no conk jazz

>>722381463
it's your BIRTHDAY fucking live a life man yeesh

>>722381638
dude are you just trying to mess with me here? it's some dang jazz conk

>>722381732
>>722381589
>>722381281
Fucking fine ill put down a conk jazz solo

One of those stupid fucking pencils you get in the goody bag at bday parties

>>722381919
JUSTICE PREVAILS

>>722381943
du that ain't got shit ON A CONK

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aaaaaahhhhh

>>722381919
btw when is your birthday? might look into a local jazz conk solo myself, in your honor too of course. all this talk of conks

>>722374901

>wants to figure out something nonsexual that his girlfriend can do to him on his birthday
>decides /b/ is the best place for this
>also makes pic a nude suggestive of a sexual act

>>722382723
its on the 27th, she wants enough time to get the presents

>>722382826
when you put it that way it wasnt the smartest of ploys but either way it has worked out

>>722382826
highly suggestive pic for sure. but i'd say he's doin alright i guess. now hip to some jazz conk

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>>722382940

Tru

>>722382842
oh ok right on. i don't think conk players are as common as say a saxophonist for example. so probably really wunna have her get on that tomorrow

>>722383082
its all good im letting her know tonight

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gotta love that

>>722383162
my man!

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So anyone else got some genuine ideas or are we all out

>>722383073
heck off pepe. gotta real jazz man comin thru

>>722383406
god. damn. jazz. conk.

genuine af

>>722374670
I want a qt incest daughterfu <3
I've been a little before, never gotten to be the parent yet tho </3

>>722383535
I have the jazz conk, its down, i got it, its on the list

>>722383683
pics/vid stream on 27th would be great. thanks.

>>722383827
Tell all you guys what, I will push the jazz conk as much as possible, and on the 27th (for AUS), if she got it i will take pics and show you guys our success

Alright anon talking about all this conk has me tired. Gunna dig into this youtube link this before bed.

>>722384164
YESSS

>>722384164
TRUE JUSTICE

>>722384181
Let us know how it goes

fuck I hope op delivers on the 27th

>>722384325
Who knows maybe I'll post a thread about this conk jazz playing tomorrow.

If the jazz conk is not possible would a normal jazz band be sufficient at like a restaurant or something
>>722384395
even if i dont get it imma update you guys

>>722384639
i mean CONK is preferred, but I understand it's hard to find an honest conk player these days

>>722384639
i mean yeah some live jazz would be lit af anyway

Shit I'm actually stoked for this conk jazz now

Give you some dubs

Ok the jazz conk is 100% priority, ill be pushing that all the way. We got anything else that you guys wanted but never got, maybe i can somewhat provide for you through my birthday

>>722384311
dubs for justice

Steak and a dick suck?

>>722385079
also someone screen cap this if it does actually happen

>>722385079
OP conk anon here-- I'm doing this for you man

>>722385186
good call. this is like waiting for a fat paycheck or something

>>722385147
dude probably already gets his dick sucked. eat a steak any damn day. again, it's his BIRTHDAY

>>722385147
be creative bro

>>722374901
>cant be sexual acts

the fuck is the point of celebrating valentines day?

>>722386051
its not for valentine's, its for my birthday and all of us here have transcended past the point of requesting sexual acts for their birthday to the conk

he's gunna get hella sucked for vday

jazz isn't really an any ole holiday kinda thing. bday and xmas, maaaybe.

>>722386172
Hell fucking right we have !

christ this will be epic if he delivers

>>722386172
CONK ALL THE WAY

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ah shit- found more boys

How about you ask her to take you to a nice restaurant for the afternoon

>>722386970
yeah what the fuck are these fags talking about

>>722386970
>>722387095
aaagh you guys. seriously.

>>722387095
What do you mean

I don't even like jazz really but thats a pretty cool idea at least

>>722387187
CONK

Thank you to all whom have participated in this most holy event today. I as OP commemorate you all. On this day let it be known, that one man will get the present that was decided with the most democratic of tendencies. As that man, I am honoured to run the torch of the Jazz Conk, to push the idea and legendary sound of Jazz unto my birthday with all of my power. The night of the 27th of February, all that served in this holy occasion will receive an update by me and by me alone. It will be marked with the image of the Jazz band/conk or, in the event of failure, an image of a saddened man, the likes of have never before been witnessed. Until that day, stay strong /b/rothers, stay true to the conk.

>>722387386
standing in solidarity

>>722374670
a blowjob for every year youve been alive

>>722387386
Oh ok its a type of jazz where someone blows through a conk shell

>>722374901
>cant be sexual acts
you dont have a girlfriend

>>722387464
oh bless you

>>722387601
You would have known that if ya liked jazz

>>722387464
>>722387696
CONK ON !

>>722387739
welp gotta hang around on the 27th no doubt

>>722387802
Yep

>>722387601
were talkin conks here bruh

>>722387802
Fuck yess

Lets think of one more thing so op gets anal

>>722387464
hell yes! op conk fag here. can we maybe expect an update around a certain time on the 27th?

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>>722387464
oooooo the sacred torch of the Jazz Conk

and thus it was etched into the sandstones of time

>>722374670
Loli time
http://www.ipanon.com

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one moar. cheers for justice mates!

>>722388496
Hear Hear!!!

>>722388220
Sandstone is very soft stone

>>722388097
Of course, it will be the 27th of Feb at 11pm Australian Eastern Daylight Time (AEDT). Now that i think about it there can be 3 possible update outcomes,
>success
>failure
>another update telling of the date in which i will witness the conk as the 27th in aus is a monday

>>722388559
it needn't not be hard as they are the stones of tiiiime

>>722388611
oh ok right on. psyched man!

>>722388611
hmmmm... -_-

Fuck please deliver OP

still standing strong for the Conk

>>722374670
sauce on pic?

>>722386714
sauce?

>>722388152
sause!