what's the most retarded thing you've done /b/?

>>722356240
MODS!!!

>>722356240
be born

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God here, My biggest mistake was making every single one of you faggots.

>>722356240
Entered this thread.

i secretly think i have autism.

>>722356240

Got married.

Listened to Donald Trump talk for longer than 5 seconds.

>>722356240
Joined this shitty website

filled my roommates visine bottle with super glue.

>>722356240

Got a girl pregnant and got out of paying child support by getting checked into a mental asylum for a year, when I got out I left for Romania, I'm pretty sure she still thinks I'm in the loony bin

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>>722356240
Used to cheat on my (now ex) internet girlfriend so much, and then the day before my birthday of 2016, she had sex with another guy...karma sure is a bitch

>>722357583
>internet girlfriend

Kill yourself

>>722358029
Ive already been thinkin about doing it

I decided to climb the town's fountain, and knocked it down by accident. The top of the fountain almost came down on my head, very nearly killing me.

>>722357583
She had sex with another guy because internet girlfriends don't exist.

Read you post

>>722356240
Came here probably