My girlfriend is breaking up with me over MrHandMan She just

>>722351068
MODS!!!

>>722351068
Wut

>>722351068
time stamp on the table and poor some no caffeine on it

>>722351405
What's a timestamp

She's on her period too

im lost, anyone care to explain?

>>722351068
thats a girls hand

>>722351287
can you stop spamming threads with MODS!!! you cuck

>>722351509
Is it summer already?

i've seen this junk for three days now, go get a life

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I posted some pics and streamed a video of her like of her showing skin and then yesterday I was drunk and I streamed a fight we were having she's not officially my gf but my roommate at the moment

>>722351729

HEY STREAM AGAIN BUT PUT THE EGG IN HER PUSSY

Yeah well I am from Houston, TX and she said I should come live with her so I left my state but her family hates me. I met her on MySpace over 10 years ago well I met her little sister who was 11 when I met her and she hates me. She's going to kick me out tonight because I haven't got a job and play xbox live all day my life is over

>>722351591
lol must be

>>722352008
go back to houstin then nigger

nice fake white hand nigger

>>722351729
youre a delusional faggot then if she's not officially your girlfriend.

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She's just got out the shower

>>722352270
her head is very fat.

>>722352270
eat all those green glass things

She's on a lot of medicine for her emotional problems

>>722352518
>woman
>emotional problems
not surprised.

I want to stream me yanking a tampon out of her tonight

>>722352008

Don't give up. "If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry.

He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say,
here lived a great streetsweeper who did his job well." —Martin Luther King

Your life isn't over yet, you can still be a good street sweeper.

Just remember to keep taking them autism pills and it should all end well brah

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are you the guy with the faggy lady shoes?

I know she's on her period because the way she's acting and I went in her room to smell some of her panties and there was some blood on them

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>>722352841
No, these are my shoes.

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>>722352969
why are your legs half shaved?

Have you tried getting a job and not being a completely useless twonk?

>>722352969
>picturing someone sitting in those shorts and those shoes playing xbox all day

jeez

So much asbergers in this

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>>722352969
Nice style. What are you, 14?

>reminds me of pic related

cum in the food on her fridge

dubs get

>>722352969
>winter
>brown pumps
>floral shorts

you need /fa/

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Now she's showing me a 12 minute video that's "really funny"

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>>722353848
is that too many fucking cooks

>>722354040
Yeah

>>722353848
you know the drill, periscope this shit

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>>722352577
>>woman
>>emotional problems

>"Medicated"

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>>722353848
Never watch too many cooks on 2 tabs of acid

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>>722353848

I thought she was kicking you out.

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Omg another video

chuck a toaster in the bath

>>722354582
doesn't look like she's kicking you out at all you lying faggot

>>722353080
>>722352969
I know that game

>>722354676
I am drinking and she hates when I drink becaude I am out of control

So, like I haven't been on /b/ for a few days... the fuck is that hand in the pic? Like seriously? Halloween prop? Sex toy? The fuck?

Gonna stream on periscope for a sec she got mad when I streamed last night

Periscope: MrHandMan

>>722354757
yeah she looks pissed alright. better watch out she might attack you

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Das a big bitch op

Bumping for inevitable fight.

The day before valentine's day too

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>>722352347
like you get any, toddler

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>>722354582
"What time does the Bachelor start?"

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Watching her favorite show the bachelor

I'm gonna deliver tonight I'm gonna make all yall cum so hard I promise I'm gonna make yall cum the biggest load yall ever done tonight

>>722355969
go snuggle with her and remind her that we're all bachelors

Post feet pics plz

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>>722354582
Kill her.

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>>722356189
Okay but I have to sneak them

>>722356199
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>>722356316

>>722356316
just periscope this shit boi

>>722352125
what's a lol?

>>722356607
Lick oranges loliloliloli

>>722356736
i'm confused
almost thought it was lost over love

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>>722356316
Not of you, you fucking retard

This is the OP(original prenticshipper) I'll be back in a bit with a big bang. I promise I am gonna make yall cum so hard as long as yall promise to post pics of your cum. I'm gonna stream something naughty stuff later

>>722356316
Dude.

>>722352347
lold. indeed.

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>>722355895
underrated post

She's talking my ears off I'll stream that if yall want but I have big things planned for later

>>722357332
stream it faggot

Streaming her watching the bachelor

Periscope: MrHandMan

>>722357466
thanks faggot. turn your phone to her

>>722351068
>>722354757

>i am drinking and she hates when i drink because i am out of control

>small vodka bottle 95% full
>pussy mango juice

My 4 year old drinks more than you to help him sleep at night. What are you "out of control" on, girly giggles?

It's called a placebo effect and it only works on pure retards

>>722357466
OP are you gay? Is that why you're rooming with a girl?

>>722357792

I am bi. Is that a problem?

op posted this girl before and said it was his roommate, and then said it was his sister.
op is a faggot.

30 more minutes and bachelor will be over then we will have her full attention be patient guys

>>722356316
kek. op is funi

>>722358106
Just asking because when I had a girl roommate people assumed that I was gay also you sound pretty gay. Put the stream back on too I'm interested in your life

>>722358208

She's both but I don't like admitting that I live with my younger sister and that she's going to kick me out because it makes me feel like less of a human being

>>722358301
I sound like a straight man

>>722357792
>dem shoes
>dat voice
>dose shorts
>mango vodka
>having to ask if he's queer

OP MORE PICS

>OP MORE PICS

OP MORE PICS

>OP MORE PICS

also timestamp or we think you are larping fag

>>722357640
>My 4 year old drinks more than you to help him sleep at night. What are you "out of control" on, girly giggles?
KEK

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>>722351068
You know what to do anon....

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Op I recognize the dog in your stream from a post 5 days ago when you were taking pics of her sleeping

Does she know about what you did to her in her sleep you creep?

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Is that the statue of liberty?

Time stamp faggot

>>722358438
wtf I drink mango vodka

>>722354582
>722354582
hair wet or greasy fam? looks nasty

>>722358884
wet

18 more minutes and she'll be free

>>722359317
Yo, why haven't you cut off your hands yet?

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>>722359494
kill yourself

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>>722358379
you sound as queer as they cum. don't be ashamed, i'm queer too. it's good to be queer.

>>722359494
wait you're not streaming because of the Bachelor? wtf

>>722360185
cucked

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>>722351068
>leeches off female friend
>"we're not dating"
>"scared she'll break up w/me"
>xbox all day
>jobless fuckwit with no morals

good job. you're a pile of shit and deserve to be homeless if this is how you repay her.

christ, anon. if there's a living braincell in that skull of yours, you'll go get a fucking job and contribute to "your household"

mfw you

THE STUPID SHOW IS OVER START THE STREAM OP

>>722360666
>>722360666

Satanic trips of truth

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>>722360666
Satan here is speaking the truth.

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>>722360666
>checked
OP, even Satan thinks you're shit.

https://discord.gg/HsHAM

>>722360942
fuck off

>>722351068
>What should I do before she breaks up with me and kicks me out?

get a job and act like a man and not a baby

Okay the bachelor is over are yall ready?

>>722361619
Yes!

>>722361619
Fuckin do it

>>722361619
waiting forever. nigga you aint gonna do shit

im searching periscope for MrHandMan can find anything, never used periscope before. what am i doing wrong here

>>722361619
inb4 OP's girl is bipolar and actually kicks him out

>>722362200
Faggot isn't broadcasting

>>722362200
>https://www.periscope.tv/MrHandMan/1dRJZPWeYLdKB
keep refreshing until he starts the stream

>>722353467
>those fucking shoes

People like this should be hung with their colons.

>>722359784
Who is this beauty

>>722362447
*hanged

>>722362283
>>722362308

okay ive found it now
HEY OP GET THIS SHIT GOING
i cant believe i have nothing better to do right now

Sorry bachelor is 90 minutes long I didn't know. Will be on in 16 minutes gotta charge my phone

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>>722362489
me

>>722362665
this is now a you thread holy fuck <3

>>722362657
use her phone to stream faggot.

>>722362665
No way i dont believe it post a pic with sean written across your hips also if youve got kik id love to trade of her or you if that really is you

Stream something faggot.

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>>722362665
Yeah I'm gonna need you to dump everything you have.

>>722362665
>>722362867
>>722362926
>>722362971

can you faggots do your shit somewhere else
this thread is about op and his shitty room mate

fucking degenerates

>>722363331
The only thing degenerate is >>722362665 not posting any more sexy pictures.

>>722362657
hurry up

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DJT here, ask me anything.

>>722363993
How to get gf?

>>722364028
Strong rope

>>722364028
Grab 'em by the pussy retard

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>>722364166
Thank Mr. President.

>>722364290
That's fake I didn't say that

>>722364271
this

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>>722362665
Add me <3

>>722353848
TOO MANY COOKS

>>722351068
its a fake cut off hand, go home everyone

>>722364376
Mr. President what do plan to do about all the FAKE NEWS in this thread?

>>722352270
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>722364545
Oh really? Is that why he goes by MrHandMan? Never put two and two together thanks faggot

so is this fag gonna stream or what?

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Bachelor is still on I know she's horny my phone is charging

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>>722364918

>>722364918
hurry and fuck her or else she'll fuck the dog

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>>722362926

>>722352270
>Babe let me take a picture of you so my friends on the chan can see my sexy roommate

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>>722364636
Dick slap 'em

Plus stream sex now

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Which one should i use

>>722354524
storytime?

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>>722365327
>>722351068
Fake hand and you're a faggot.

Cool halloween supplies, fucking poorfag.

>>722365327
just the hand

>>722365106

>paulsacehardware.com

>serving scottsdale az

how's it going over there in scottsdale?

>>722351729
her face looks disgusting. End it

>>722365462
wow you must be a detective or some shit, no one had noticed that the hand is fake until you said it, thanks for enlightening us anon, god bless you

>>722365566
>l33t hax0r sk1llz

>>722351068
plug in the toaster and throw it in the bath

>>722365566
i saw the other day at the end of his video he was asking her what her momless profile was and she was ignoring him so he said shannin i'm going to turn this off before he ended the stream. assume her name is shannin from scottsdale.

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>>722365913

I capped that and can confirm he says what sounds like "Shannon / Shannyn, I'm going to turn this off"