What are my fellow anons doing for Valentine's Day?

>>722350493
MODS!!!

>>722350564
I'm 28 dude ...

>>722350493

I'll be jackin' it to gay japanese cartoon porn.

>>722350493
today is valentines?

playing skyrim and jacking off to 25 year old fetishes. fuck me. at least i have a stable career.

>>722351032
tomorrow. and hell I can safely say the same with all of those hah

>>722350853
damn i already fapped..

>>722351100
I'm flattered! (op here and yes that's me in pic)

>>722350493
Go to work, get a haircut, pick up some Chick Filet, go to Sonic to get a milksake and not think about her.

>>722351313
fuck her and Sonic's kinda blows.

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I'm thinking about making reservations for two at one of the nice restaurants in town, getting dressed up, and seeing how many people I can make uncomfortable by having dinner and accompanying conversation with myself.

>>722351442
That or getting smashed alone.

Maybe both.

>>722351096
damn we could be buds probably. reminds me of myself a bit.

Working followed by jerking.

Avg day

>>722350853
i tried to use that shit last year and it was not free. fuck whoever's posting this.

>>722351641
nice man

>>722351442
do iiiiiiiiit
record it somehow

>>722351442
>>722352350
I second this motion.

>>722351279
OP you're a hottie, got any dick pics :D?

>>722352564
I don't post those on the internet silly!
but seriously a/s/l?

>>722351641
In the 509, by chance?

>>722350493
Not sure yet.

Girlfriend broke up with me right after New Year's (we didn't spend it together because she works part-time in a restaurant and was "stuck" there all night).

First time being alone on NYE, Valentine's Day, and my birthday (just around the corner) in 7 years.

Shit sucks.

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gook here. i'll most likely just hang out with my adopted blonde-haired, blue-eyed sister like i usually do on most days. she mentioned valentine's day and she said she'll get me something nice. this is the first time she's mentioned this holiday to me and i"m a littler nervous. like, should we get something tasty to eat? this is her btw

>>722353087
Op here...dude that fucking sucks I'm sorry to hear that. stay strong...good times are ahead

>>722353206
make sure u fuck her before she gets married. i used to get blow jobs form my foster sisters.

>>722353087
Haha queeeeeer

>>722353206
plz keep us posted sir...

>>722353350
we've definitely done some stuff together and it's getting to the point where it's kind of often now. last uear we just played games and watched few episodes of k-on. she never mentioned the holiday nor gave me anything. do i give her something back a month later if she does give me something (valentine's day in asia is when the girl gets something for the guy, then the guy gives her something back on white day exactly one month later)?

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Got my gf a vibrator. Hoping to spice things up in the bedroom.

We'll see how that goes.

>>722353281
It's all good. As good as it was throughout the many years, it fucking sucked the last couple of months. Found out she was talking to other guys, but I was willing to move on as I had done similar things when we were young (highshool sweethearts).

I was willing to rough it out until things got better but she wasn't. Fuck her.

I'll be Bogpilling you guys!

Here's a quick rundown:
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

Gf is sick at the moment, so not giving the pipe.

Actually, no idea. We're celebrating a day after so we can buy a bunch of cheap chocolate and make sticky sweet love

>>722353206
anon,

dude, buddy.....

you HAVE to put a baby in that before the day is over.

Sitting alone in my room, watching as others lives pass mine by

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Im shit posting on /b/s discord

https://discord.gg/GVK95

>been seeing this girl
>just dates, nothing serious
>held hands and whatnot
>feces were so currency
>she confesses to me over text on Saturday because Valentine's Day is coming up
>won't have a moment to go see her because we're both busy but we're together now
FeelsGoodMan.jpg

>>722350493
isn't Burchposting a bannable offense? if not it should be

>>722354091
what if she doesn't get better.

would you miss her... if she died (honest question)?

>>722354048
wat

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>laying pipe like a plumber

>>722350493
Today's Valentine's Day? I didn't even notice. And neither should you, OP:

>>722353903
i hear u bro...worst feeling ever. it def goes away tho

>>722354157
i don't know. getting her pregnant seems going a little too far, but uh... she's tasted my cum before. i kind of know what you mean, though

>>722354398
wtf is burchposting

>>722354583
it's tomorrow u silly fucking banana

>>722354895
And I still wouldn't have noticed it if it weren't for this thread. Valentine's Day is a lame normie holiday anyway.

Masturbating and laughing at people for wasting their money, but cry in the inside.

>>722355332
True. It's a Pagan turned Christian turned bullshit Hallmark holiday now...unless I'm with a chick of course. lel.

>>722353206
>>722353681
>>722354810
Get her a black boyfriend so he can fix her from what you turned her into, you filthy gook. A girl like her should be out partying and hooking up with black guys on Valentine's Day. I hope she turned on you and runs away from home to move into the ghetto with her black lover so she can suck and fuck all his friends and male family members too. She might be all goody goody with you, but this is what she truly desires. Not your small pecker, faggot.

>>722354818
posting pictures of anthony burch

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>>722354895
Not over here.

>>722350564
Kys

>>722350493
Taking a slight break from my homework (college btw) to post here. Advice that I have always lived by, avoid relationships until you are successful and wealthy. Women only care about financial reliability and power.

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>>722353876
>he needs a robot to please his woman

>>722354810
Tell us more about her in general?She seems nice.

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Watching my wine ferment.

>>722353681
interesting, didn't know about White day

>>722355929
that looks heavenly

>>722355733
Hey. We like a dominating personality and big dicks, too.

>>722350493
contemplating on how I could've lost my virginity to my teacher in January

most likely crying, but we'll see, I've been trying to get over it so badly.

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>>722350493
Well Op, I'm off work on the sick, so plenty of time to snooze, will probs hit the booze and smoke plenty of cigs, got a wicked rump steak that I'm planning on cutting up and making a Philly Cheese Stake Baguette, I'm Britbong, so these aren't widely available as fast food, may watch some movie or shitpost on here for personal lulz, fuck, there may be a raid habbeing that I could join.
Fuck women, I love self gratification.

Dumping my girlfriend, I'm tired of getting her dick up my ass during sex.

It's tomorrow right? I am going to wake up, drink my protein shake, eat some fruit, practice drums piano and the guitar, research subatomic particles, work out, take a shower, go to my buddy's house, kick it for a minute, jam, talk, go to our friend's house and he's gonna practice with their band, he's filling in on drums for a gig soon. I'm just gonna kick it and talk to the other folks, smoke weed, come back, maybe jam some more. Go home. Eat. Browse the internet. Go to sleep.

Just like any other day. Single life. If I had a girlfriend, or gave enough shits to have one right now, I wouldn't do anything differently but take her with us. Fuck holidays. My relationship ships mean more than a stupid holiday. Birthdays are the only holidays I celebrate.

>>722350493

Im working...yep. My gf works at the same place as me, but she works closing shift, i work open tomorrow..im thinkin of being a ninja and when they close going to her car and stashing shit in her passanger door.

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>>722350493
trying to reconcile with my gf who left me on dec 28th after 11 years.

>>722354810
What do you mean too far? You've got this exotic beauty who you're presumably on good terms with and not related to by blood. How do you not consider her wife material?

>>722355967
Thanks anon, I flavored it with black berries, when all the yeast dies and I separate it than it will be done. I'll give it a month.

>>722356152
sounds like a dope day man

Going to the bar.

>checks weather forecast for tomorrow

Yesss. It's supposed to be niceish. I can walk to the bar instead of drinking and driving. It WILL be a happy, DUI-less Valentine's day!

>>722350493
i intentionally created an inside joke between me and my girl months ago so i could give her a bs present that will "mean something". Not sure if im sweet or an asshole

>>722356035
Always seemed like good advice to me. My father told me this after a woman said he tried to rape her.

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>>722351032
I'll be playing Skyrim, too.
But no jerking it for me.

>>722355944
we're not in korea, of course, but some koreans here still do the valentine's day/white day-thing. chinese/taiwanese and japanese do this, too, i think. but if she does get me something, i should get her something a month later, right? i haven't done anything valentine's-day in many years and the fact that she brought it up made me nervous

>>722355863
>little shy, quiet, and little weeb due to strange up bringing
>fluent korean
>stuns korean hicks in grandparents' country side farm with grasp of language
>great cook with wide range
>likes to play games/watch anime; dine together since young age
>still sits on my lap once in awhile during games/anime out of old habits
>mom says i should stop spoiling her like this
>she's given up and pokes fun now
>accepted into pretty nice college but chose not to go to work in family business
>huge sigh of relief because i wouldn't have been able to stand all the horny college boys going after her
>almost perfect in general, i believe

>>722355667
heh

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Oh and to all the Anons who feel unloved, rest assured, I love you all, or I wouldn't be here shitposting.
Anon love.

>>722355667
ok then.

>>722356302
"too far" because you said tomorrow. but yeah, it's not like i haven't thought about it. initially, i told myself i'd find her a nice white guy, but i think i've taken that back

Hanging out with my girlfriend. She took the day off to chill with me.

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>>722356819
Best of luck to the both of you!

>>722356936
Thanks, man. Feelsgood.

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>>722350493
choke small animals until I reach a chaotic state of euphoria.

>>722356819
that's awesome man, hope u guys have a blast

>>722350493
>What are my fellow anons doing for Valentine's Day?
Nothin'

Gonna be on Steam playing games mostly, and do some job hunting.
Hoping to get a call for an interview tomorrow.

>>722357146
Edgy

>>722357343
no

>>722350493
Not giving a fuck about it and go on and about with my day

>>722356819
>Girl's the breadwinner
This is what's wrong with millennials

>>722356805
You clearly want her, and literally the first implication you made in this thread is that you think you have a chance with her. Now what are you going to do?

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>>722352101
wrong

>>722356076
Op here, I like your thinking!

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>>722351313
go to Sanic's to get malkshaek

>>722350493
Alone, probably. Saddest thing is, it's my birthday too.

>>722357962
Have an ebin birthday fap marathon anon

>>722357926
You guys are making me want a fuckin milkshake

>>722350853
shit, thanks anon
>>722351100
then download as many 1080p videos as you can find!

>>722358093
You can come over at my place shake my thing so i can milk you all over the face

You down faggot?

>>722350493
I'm going to see Lego Batman...by myself :(

fuck the worthless sub-humans who celebrate this conceited day while those like me languish without one iota of love or attention from girls

>>722357870
What a fucking robot.

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>>722350493
I'm going to get really high on legal cannabis edibles and play games with muh waifu !

Then we're going to sleep on a bed made of muh favorite girls !

There is no other way, /b/. When are you going to give up on real trash women and get yourself perfection?

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>>722358089
Thanks, anon.

>>722358217
Most theatres in the US don't allow people to enter alone anymore.

Just living another day, because that's all it is. Valentines Day is just a money making corporate scam lol.

>>722358414
Good thing I'm not in the US now isn't it?

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>>722358265
>baaahhhhh bahhhhhh fuck everybody celebrate with their loved ones
>*sniffle diddle* because i can't celebrate it because i'm a NEET forever alone neckbeard virgin living in his mom's basement who is dependent upon feminine affection therefore fuk u all

>>722358590
yes you whimpering normie

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>>722357917
Great minds and all that!
Have a good one man.

>>722358654
Who's whimpering dumbass go read your own post again, faggot in denial

Go to school, pretend im working because id rather look like a nerd than a reject for 8 hours while basically just staring at school work i already finished while doing nothing else because im too poor for a phone or a car and i couldnt go home if i wanted to. Get back home, eat disgusting rice + beans while my mom bitches at me and my dad.
Am literally a failure, 18 and still in high school. Dont have the grades for college either.

>>722357685
I honestly don't know, but we'll probably just do what we usually do tomorrow and end up kissing and groping and other stuff like we've been doing the past half hear or so. i might even ask her if she wants to go out and get something to eat, although, i'd have to make a short drive because most people know our faces and our relationship as siblings in our more local places

if she does get me something, i should give her something back a month later, right? i haven't done anything valentine's day related for many years, mostly because the girls i've dated left me because they thought i was way too attached to my sister. she triggers the hell out of asian girls, unfortunately, and she knows and feels bad, but i tell her it's okay

>>722358414
Fuck off.
This is fake, right?!

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>>722350493
I'll be deliverin za's for Dominoes brah until close, when I get to wash, rinse and sanitize the pizza make line, dishes, then i get to sweep and mop the lobby the kitchen and the back.
Then I'll get to go to sleep on a couch.

I'd fap at work, but that might be inappropriate.

>>722358575
I'm jealous, every time I want to see a new movie I usually end up pirating it.

>>722358414
This is not true. I frequently go see movies by myself.

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Tomorrow is dollar beers and I have to work.
Kinda annoyed 2bph famiglia, I hate when holidays get in the way of my drinking.

Already fapped today but I could probably squeeze one out for later after work.

>>722358791
Not him, but that's fucking hot. And she's sounds like a qt. Any cute and/or lewd stories of her?

>>722350493
Playing League of legends or borderlands or some shit

I'm going to talk to a psychologist about my suicidal thoughts tomorrow ;-;

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>>722358654
If you lowered your standards, maybe you'd have a lady in your life. pic related

>>722358751
kek

>>722358265
Oh Elliot, you're such a card.

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>>722359332
we go to korea and japan once a year for business and for family/family friend in japan. this was only a month ago
>in nipland
>unpacking in hotel
>see what she's unpacking
>jokingly tell her she should get some white cotton panties like we see in anime
>lol's out loud
>day later
>"hey, look, big bro"
>shows them to me [spoiler]while wearing them[/spoiler]
>she actually went and bought some when she went shopping with our friend's gf
that was a fun day, but everyday is with he, really

>>722358791
>we'll probably just do what we usually do tomorrow
Alcohol needs to enter the equation this time.

>>722360434
forgot spoilers don't work here. step it up, /b/

>>722350853
first of all who the fuck uses porn hub? ML has fappable content at least.

>>722350493
when is valentines day?

>>722360489
we've drank a little before, but i don't know. i have a feeling she just wants to spend some time with her big bro without drinking because she does get headaches from drinking just a small amount. i did ask her if she wanted to try edibles since it's legal now and she was kind of curious, but i'm not sure whether to actually give some to her or not

>>722361600
Woops wrong thread kinda high

>>722361814
All good friend! In fact I am not offended!

>>722361600
>>722361814
Oddly appropriate.

What's the story here?

>>722362024
Was tryina post to the pictureswap.org thread

>>722353876
She doesn't need you anymore now.

>>722360434
that's incredibly hot. what did you do?

>>722350880
>Not pumping it to Mongolian yurt voyeurism.

>>722350493
Not seeing my girlfriend cause I can't be fucked with her and would rather be working.

>>722350493
Rook female relatives to lunch this weekend. I'll be going to work and treating it as a normal day

>>722363323
Took * fuck my typing is bad today

>>722355929
whats the cord for? keeping it warm ?

>>722356387
Gets public intoxication

Sitting alone in my dorm room wallowing in self pity while knowing that literally all my friends have a significant other and will be happy

>>722358414
dont lie, i would know ;-;

>>722350493
Chaturbate

>>722363675
>having friends
>going to college
lucky

>>722350493
Probably working out, fuck drinking. It gets you absolutely nowhere.

>>722364526
still feels like im constantly alone despite having friends, also depression is making me unmotivated and i dont get out of bed for classes anymore. might end up failing out this semester

>>722364684
been there done that.
I dropped out of society until I can get my shit together. Hermit life at 22 now 24

>>722361499
>tfw this anon is probably knocking up his sister right now
God fucking speed.

>>722365080
Just have no way out of these feelings anymore, I don't contribute to anything for anyone that I can see and I know I have nothing of value, seems like death is the only thing that will give my life meaning

>>722350493

Wallow in self pity, stare into the abyss of my existence, solve world hunger and tell no one, dinner with myself and wrestle with my self-loathing.

>>722350493
I'm not. And my woman does not seem to have a problem with it.

>>722365168
I hope not. She needs to get a black lover so he can break her out of what her shitty gook brother turned her into. If you look at her pic, sge's literally made for mounting and grinding on black cock.

>>722365293
I came to this same conclusion, but I play an instrument and can sing so that's my outlet. so I gave up on material things until I can prove myself worthy and have devoted myself to art and self improvement. It's a lonely path

>>722365872
I play guitar but I just don't have the drive for it as much as i used to, my feelings towards everything are just slowly fading away

>>722365168
>>722365168
Hey what position do you think she likes best when making love to her big bro by looking at her picture? I imagine she likes to to be on top so she can lovingly grind on his ching chong cock while taking turns looking into his eyes and sucking on each others tongues.

>>722356208
Jesus fucking Christ who the fuck takes pictures like that. worthless human filth

>>722350493
Are you Mr. Regular?

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What do guys like to get for valentines day other than sex?

>>722366347
Doggy. She wiggles and trusts her cute hips into him until he fills her up with gook seed.

>>722365944
do some psychedelics.
If it breaks your brain you'll know at least what not to do with your life lol.
I only smoke weed now for inspiration but psychs will unlock some shit in your mind if you have something fucking with you. They can show you what's really important and what you're doing wrong if anything. Sometimes it will be scary if your mind has been ignoring what your subconscious has been telling it for a long enough time. But, it's like a reset button for bad habits and stubborn mindsets. Something new may emerge from the blank slate so stay smart and be cautious at first.

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>>722357857
no bro. i specifically clicked on a premium only video and i got the same old pop-up "you can't watch this video because our inundation of ads isn't even good enough for poor fags like you. eat shit and die. Happy Valentine's." that's exactly what happened a year ago tomorrow.

>Sarcastically ask girl from Uni to be valentine
>Says yes
>Talk alot
>Chemistry
>Ask her out
>"Not ready for a relationship"

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>722367092
what would you recommend me to do?

>>722366347
She probably likes getting dicked hard in a mating press while forcing him to sniff her feet.

>>722367142
you asked her out the same day?

sounds like she was a hoebag.

>>722367142
well, the goal of "Not ready for a relationship" is to let you down with your ego intact mate. don't push it, or she'll tell you the real reason, and you'll be hurt.

>>722360434
it kinda sounds like you two are meant to be together. not even trolling. this gives me hope.

>>722367501
Nah, I asked her to be my valentine a week ago.

I asked her out tonight. We also had a great friendship prior. I may just be forever friendzoned.

>>722367677
what did you ask her exactly? gonna help you out here...

>>722350493
Going out for dinner with a girl I'm seeing :)

>>722352350
>>722351442
>>722352468
I third this motion

>What are my fellow anons doing for Valentine's Day?
Are you fuckin serious, bro?

I'm jerkin my dick off like every other day, you fantastic faggot.

>>722350493
ill try to beat my last record of 100 fap a day

>>722367736
so, let me explain, we have a special relationship.

I'm her cunt, and she's my twat. So, I implemented that shit into my question, which probably threw me deeper into the friendzone.

"The way we talk to each other, and how often we do so, how about you be stop being A twat, and be MY twat?

How about we go get dinner tomorrow?"

Now that I read it, I can feel the cringe from her side.

>>722367851
>last record of 100 fap a day
There's a story here, I just know it.

>>722367580
i hate this shit. how am i supposed to improve as a person/mate if i am not told what is keeping me from success?

>>722368048
ewwe.

unfixable.

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>>722367352
Whatever is clean that you can get ahold of. Real acid is somewhat rare, mushrooms aren't cured properly half the time, ruining the trip+stomache ache. These are the only two I've done but you should do your own research. I'm interested in DMT but that's for when I'm ready to plunge into madness. MDMA has potential but it seems more like a party drug to me, we want the mind bending shit.

>>722354251
Me too

>>722368048
yeah the whole cunt/twat thing needs to fuck off. its more of a brother/sister thing, then even a friend to friend thing... broski.

>>722368099
She doesn't want to tell you, because she doesn't want you to hate her.

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>>722350493
i'll continue my routine of daily masturbation in order to satiate my chronic masturbation problems

>>722368179
I felt that at first, but it's hard to drop.

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>>722367851
You think you can beat my record?

You're on, m8.

May the best man win.

>>722350493

Waiting for the 15th when my paents are out so I can watch porn with the volume full blast

>>722368179
What if I told you she held my hand around the joint for a week. . .

She tells girls to back off me, wtf?

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>>722368250
i'm also a wizard in training 16 yo half way to wizardry

>>722368189
im a diff anon but i was more talking about when relationships end, i got som cookie cutter line like "its not you its me" bitch i asked bc i want to become a better man but youre too much of a cunt to specify what you are looking for
neways i know why its done but its stupid

>>722350493
stay home, jerk off, watch internet videos, sleep

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>>722368285
Yes!

>>722368403
Well, what if she just outright told you "You're fucking gross to me now"

how would you take that?

>>722368382
Jokes?

Or maybe she doesn't want to sacrifice the friendship (Which sounds like a good one) for a relationship that probably won't last more than two years?

Or the meaner option, you're fat and gross, and she took pity.

>>722367638
It reminds me of a greentext that was posted on /x/ a while back about a blonde boy meeting a korean girl as a small child. They grew up together while paranormal/fantastical shit happened like all the time, and eventually the two of them got married in the end. I know I have it saved somewhere but I'm too lazy to dig it out right now.

>>722368257
well if you want a chance, you gonna have to address her by her name. second of all you're not too far down the rabbit hole believe it or not.

SET SOME SHIT UP. try to do something you KNOW she likes. be cliche as fuck if you have too.

Lunch and a movie would be a good start. then if she like driving around take her for a drive afterwards and just talk [have a full tank of gas or have money to top off..] even if your car is shit, at least at night it looks less like shit, and you can roll down the windows. hell borrow your mums car or something if you have too!

then when shes ready to go home, take her home/back to her car.


oh and don't actually ask her. let her know the day before be like "I got movie tickets, and money for lunch, meet me at "So and so" at 3PM."

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>>722350493
Gonna be face-fucking my girlfriend
>pic related

>>722352350
i fourth this notion! rolling for dubs

>>722368501
it would hurt but i would take it to heart like oh shit i better work on not being a fucking slob if people dont want to be around me to that degree.

it s genuine desire to know how to improve not some pissy fit like in the movies. ive had 2 girls give me bs and the third(the first) told me outright why and it was the truth-droogs

>>722368706
I do address her by name. The sentences just end with "You fucking cunt"

She loves long ass phone calls with me, the bill is unbearable, but I did it because she loved it.

We've seen a movie together. getting the "Date" Wasn't a problem until I brought on the connotation of actually being together.

Also, what do you think of
>>722368382
?

>>722368382
she thought you were gay.

>>722368403
why the fuck spell "ne" when you can put in one more keystroke and spell "any" and not look like a retard?

>>722369045
I'd say she is either waiting for a fairytale moment, or you're fat and ugly and she's just jerking you around until she finds herself a 10/10 or finally gives up looking and settles. idk how ya looks so idk what to guess on. or you can add me on kik, to ask more questions or what ever cause im fucking off this thread. I got some soldering to do.
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Emailing this to everyone I know and then killing myself.

>>722369775
lmfao These are truly the perfect final words.

>>722369705
The help you already gave me has been enough.

Im not even broken up about it, she said she's still gonna talk to me, and she told me she's not gonna full on reject me (but I'm pretty sure that WAS full on rejection)

As long as the friendship remains intact, and I technically still have a valentine, I still technically scored.

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>>722369438
>why the fuck spell "ne" when you can put in one more keystroke and spell "any" and not look like a retard?
im saving bandwidth ;^)

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Going to meet with my bail officer and contemplating suicide but hopefully I'll have something to drink

>>722369957
Wow, this thread went from a dude planning an awesome prank to piss off normalfags, to a guy fucking his sister, to severe depression, to straight up delusional.

It's been a fun ride.

>>722370547
And I want off

probably this
https://youtu.be/v2Qod_UyUUA

>>722370547
Delusion is better than depression

>>722370929
no

>>722370970
Wanting to off yourself is better than false hope?

>>722371165
Yes, because then you know when to stop.

>>722358414
This is false.

>>722371210
Ouch, truth.

Is gookanon fucking his sister now or what? Will he post vids?

i'll wake up. the virgin i am. the last piece of religion i got.

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>>722350493

We're gonna see Louis CK. I'm pretty excited