Life lessons you've learned the hard way

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When you play league of legends and come into team making, it is not about making a team to play well - it is about who wrote first, or who paste first...

I had to learn that the hard way, but gladly i don't play anymore

The second law of thermodynamics tells us that after trillions and trillions of years, the universe will be at full entropy. Nothing you do, nothing you've ever done and nothing you will ever do will matter. Everything will be wiped out and everything in the universe will die. Energy will be fully distributed equally everywhere. There is nothing we can ever do to stop this, thus doing anything, getting famous, achievements or any profound advances you make for yourself or humanity as a whole will mean absolutely nothing. It will be wiped on the universe's metaphorical couch like a crusty, annoying booger and disintegrate to nothing.

Drugs aren't as bad as DARE said, but they are much worse than you think they are.

Severe mental illness takes years to recover from.

Women like assholes over nice guys 9/10 times.

never depend on anyone to make you happy
there's more to life than being "cool"
there no point in trying to impress people who couldn't care less about you

>>722348876

Alcoholism progresses steadily. No exceptions.

Good things have to be contrived; bad things just happen.

>>722350433
Hey huch

Drinking and climbing isn't a good idea and you will be a cripple for life

tattoos look stupid

>>722350731

Lol how did you learn this one?

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>>722348876
Don't try to impress women in any way shape or form. Focus on yourself, and become surrounded by the things they want from you: Vehicles, real estate, money.

After they come knocking en masse, fuck them and piss in their mouth before telling them to get dressed and to leave.

>>722350829
By being observant.

Use a condom.

>>722348876
Experience is only as credible as how it's interpreted.
Correlation is not causation.
Ignorance and delusion often go hand I hand.

I wasted a big part of my life chasing relationships.

>I began to just find girls on POF to fuck now and then
>been doing that for 4 years now
>own a brand new 4 bedroom house
>2 new cars
>20k in bank account
>I have never been happier

>>722348876

forcing yourself out of a good relationship in order to explore other options will break your own damn heart

>>722350992

And how did you suffer from observing?

The only good way to make a woman regret being a cheating whore is to go full on ghost mode. Never initiate conversation or reply to any inquiry that includes an ex.

And by 'ghost mode' I mean not a single keystroke or word until the day one of you dies.

Drugs are bad m'kay?

>>722351147
this

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>>722351147
THIS 1000x
I fucked up big time by doing this on December. Now I don't have shit for Valentine's Day.

>>722351284
>The only good way to make a woman regret being a cheating whore is to go full on ghost mode
This is true. Bonus points if you can get mutual acquaintances involved too

>>722351575
>Now I don't have shit for Valentine's Day.
That's not true, you've still got the regret, that's gotta count for something.

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>>722351147
My gf did this to me.
Hurts being on the other end of it too.

She only came crawling back after realizing the grass isn't greener.

But I couldn't take her back because I guess I have self respect.

>mfw I still pine for her
Why Lana?

>>722351575
>>722351147
>>722351512

I got a relationship on lock. My girl is beautiful, works hard and is loyal as fuck. I am in control of the relationship but I sometimes really want to break up and 'explore'. Learn pickup etc.. Not worth it?

>>722351805
Unless you suspect cuckoldry on her part, no.

You got it good fag make sure it stays so.

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>>722351695
How about you eat a bag of baby dicks, motherfucker?
>>722351805
It's NOT worth it if your relationship is good, bro. Trust me on this even as a random stranger on the internet.

>>722348876

1) pursue what you want in life, don't get discouraged or distracted by how the people around you lead their lives.

to each his own, you do you and this will lead to fulfillment.

2) self knowledge is very important, it's intertwined with happiness among others. the more you know yourself the happier you can truly be without external agents/people - which interestingly is what you need to get people to like being around you/love you/or look up to you.

>>722351805
u got it good man dont fuck it up.

Good thread.

PROTECT YOUR HEARING.

I am blessed to only have mild tinnitus, but it was pretty hard at the beginning. Was suicidal for a good few months.

Always wear protection when needed and don't do stupid volumes on headphones

Don't drop out of college, Jesus Christ you stupid motherfucker.

Look in the mirror. You're a fucking douche. Being nice to people doesn't make you not a douche or a good person. You're an embarrassment to yourself.

Quit blaming the external world for your failures.

>>722352301
My vol is always at max otherwise I don't enjoy it.

>>722348876
Empty your bowels before you leave your home...

>>722352000
>How about you eat a bag of baby dicks, motherfucker?
Ok, just let me call up my amazing girlfriend to see if she's down to partake in this unusual activity. You should do the sam-

>>722352375

Trust me, if you develop tinnitus you wish you never put the volume on max.

Get hyperacusis with it and you can't even enjoy music anymore ;)

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>>722352314
I dropped out because I hated it...

Now am NEET while peers are functioning adults.

if someone back stabbed you don't let them in your life again

>>722350258
This

>>722348876
I've yet to learn what it means to be a emotionally stable self sufficient adult.

I'm 25. Fuck i want to die.

>>722352486
I'll see you on a feels thread tomorrow, bro. :)

>>722352000
Trips so his advice must be good

>>722350258

Because 'nice guys' are also pushovers, not actual nice guys, creepy

>>722348876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GdOhROdh9c

>>722348876
Don't sleep in the same room as kitty litter. You will develop a mental illness...

>>722351062
what do you do for a living?

Most people are wrong about everything, whether through some kind of inborn flaw or a lack of education.
Generally, adding in the viewpoints of other people will only ever make things worse.

Despite this, friendship is somehow the best damn thing ever next to romantic love. I guess while most people can't be anything but problems for anyone else, when you find some people who AREN'T for you, it's a godsend.

>>722352746
No, women genuinely do not like being treated with the same kindness and respect that you would treat a fellow man. Most of them like being dominated in every sense of the word.

When I say "nice" what I really mean is respectful and essentially following the golden rule.

>>722352672

I'm 35 and I have friends who are many years older than me. Adulthood is a lie, no one truly feels "Yep, I'm adult now" deep inside

But as for being emotionally stable, I am in control of my emotions now more than when I was in my (especially early) 20s - maybe it's the hormones, maybe it's the experience, I'm not sure - but it's quite real this one, thinking rationally becomes easier.

good luck

>>722352676
Why's that?

>>722352672
Are you living at home?

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>>722348876
Drugs ruin your mind and waste your time

Live everyday to the fullest, Life is far to short and everyday above ground is better than under.

Make sure you tell those you care about that you do care about them. Tell them that they matter because life without them would be unimaginable.

im a funeral director and i see this on a daily basis.

>>722353238
With parents. Neetbux.

And yes I've been sending applications left and right. I'm not your typical labour averse dweeb. On the contrary, I love working, it fulfills me.
I hate life.

>>722348876
when trying to charge rent it is not like in the sopranos breaking windows, putting a lock, just because your dad died doesnt mean you want the whole family wanting to kill you, and have a bounty on your head of a 1000 dollars.

>>722353462
Also 25, but finally moving out and getting a real career within the next few weeks. Work out more, see a therapist. You can do it buddy.

>>722353222
You mean one can reach adulthood without reaching maturity. I know a few people in their 30s who are still children inside.

I've learned that women are more demanding and self-concerned than men are, and keeping them happy (and thus, keeping their half of society flowing neatly) means catering to them a bit more.

I don't like it anymore than you do, but it's pointless to resist.

>>722353462
Oh, and start taking Magnesium and Vitamin D. It's not snake oil, these are real factors that will help your neurochemistry achieve a more healthy state.

>>722352913
I get fucked in the ads by black guys.
I'm a gay porn star. Pays well.

>>722353619
>Unless you realize it's pointless to enable them in the first place

>>722353692
I'm straight and would legit do this to escape neetdom

Altruism is a lie. Everyone is selfish.

>>722353658
Id also suggest becoming a vegan. Lookup nutritionfacts.org

>>722353756
Good luck rebuilding society to make it stop prioritizing women over men, and telling women that they matter more.

>>722353612
maturity is a process, it's not a point/a destination you arrive at

so regardless of age, the journey towards maturity never ends especially because it's such a broad thing

maybe you're matured in one aspect of your life (say emotionally) but you could also still be very immature in another (say financially) etc

you get the idea

Get used to the idea of people dying.

My sister tried to commit suicide the other day, and when my parents took away her razors and anything sharp she beat the shit out of herself with a rock. She's in a facility now and I'm fucking terrified I'm going to get a text from my parents saying the ward she's in didn't watch her closely enough.

>>722353828
I'm straight too. A dick between the cheeks doesn't make you gay. It's the mental attitude.

>>722353860
You're projecting. There are plenty of people who make extreme sacrifices for their loved ones and expect nothing in return.

Authority/power/dominance/whatever you wanna call it is an illusion. There is only what someone can do for/to you at any one moment.

>>722354024
a rock? that's fucked up

>>722353982
It's slowly happening.

Men are realizing that women hold little value beside their crotch.

>>722354003
>say financially
It's the base of what breeds financial stability that indicates stability, not one's financial status itself.

>>722354024
>she beat the shit out of herself with a rock.
That's hot, did you snap any pics?

>>722354067
it's a faggot attitude and you're a faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv7DBzR2ltM

watch my video dudes!!!!

I learned that smokers don't give a fuck about their health as well as the health of others they affect.
I just got used to it and sometimes provide a bit of assistance to help kill these fucks faster for everyone's wellbeing

>>722354067
So what i'm hearing is that your a closet gay.

Nobody in this world knows why they are here on this god forsaken planet. So if anyone tries to tell you how to live your life. kindly tell them to fuck off.

>>722354090
Those people aren't making sacrifices; they're making trades. They're trading for the happiness/safety/whatever of their loved ones, because they like it when those loved ones have those things.
It's still a form of seeking pleasure.

>>722354310
You're an idiot.

If anyone cares about second hand smoke it's smokers themselves.

I immediately remove myself when my smoke is carried downwind towards someone.

My biggest wish is to quit.

My mother and I will probably develop lung cancer.

There is no such thing as a good family, or a good parent. Authority, without fail, harms the vulnerable.

>>722354232
I'm straight bro. Didn't your GF give you an anal massage at least once?
That feels really good and if she puts a finger in the hole you won't feel as gay as if it was a dick. Just keep in mind were all straight by nature

Some people are incapable of friendship, and you gotta leave them behind.

>>722354310
>I don't understand physical addiction

>>722354438
Helping people because it's a good thing to do is not being selfish you nihilist child. It often results in serious negative consequences. People occasionally sacrifice their very lives for their loved ones.

Stop being a jaded little bitch.

>>722354526
lol.
>>722354552
No, she fucking didn't. You're a straight up faggot

>>722348876
Things don't happen to me, I happen to things

>feels pretty good

>>722354415
>kindly tell them to fuck off.
Don't you dare tell me what I should do in my own life, maybe you should fuck off.

>>722349054
>Life has no sense
true
>There's no hapiness
False, just because you're depressed doesn't mean everyone is
>There's no love. Its a temporary feeling someone's important for us
this is like saying "there is no food, just edible things we put in our mouths, chew, and swallow, to survive"
>There's no hope
Depends on what you mean by hope, if your hopes are realistic the only thing stopping you is your cuck self, but hoping for shit like world peace is outlandish
>Life sucks
false

>>722354552
One of my favorite things on /b/ is watching people far down the kinsey scale try and rationalize that they're somehow straight for literally getting fucked in the ass by dudes.

You are utterly fucking delusional.

>>722348876
That /pol/ was right.

Used to be a good goy globalist until I lost my job and my entire life as a result. The reason? EU regulations fucked us over, putting the entire company out of business overnight. Voting Leave last year was the easiest decision I've made my whole life.

>noone gives a flying fuck what you think or feel

>all the bitches in highschool aint gonna fuck themselves

>you are not invincible

>>722354310
Yeah, the smokers will kill you before all the cars and factories you live near.

Battles are only worth fighting if you'll win them. 'Fair fights' are bullshit.

Given finite lifespans, nothing matters but seeking your own happiness. The rest is a waste of time, which is a resource you fundamentally cannot get back ever.

>>722348876
Amazon Eco dots are terrible and not worth buying

>>722354709
Not him... but my gf gave me a rimjob once and I liked it.

Am I gay?

>>722350090
It matters to me while I'm alive. Why do you care if anything have sense when you're done, anyway ? I don't get why nihilists doesn't get optimistic at one point.

Yeah you'll die and everything doesn't matter in the end, but it does now. You need to realize that at some point and certainly not use it to get lazy or depress you even more.

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I thought first/puppy love was the real thing.

As a very niave, kissless 16 year old, I asked out my crush.

Turns out she had major daddy issues, was fucked up in the head, and wanted desperately to get pregnant.

She exploited the fuck out the fact that I didn't know teenage infatuation from real love.

Made me give her a ring at 4 months.

Made me cum in her at 7 months.

Married her at 10 months.

First baby born 5 months later.

20 tortuous years and 4 kids later I realized how fucked up the situation was and forced her to get her mental illness treated. Now she is actually a good wife and mom and everything is good except for my wasted youth.

>>722354585
It is a selfish thing, but I never said selfishness was bad. Cause it's not, and you should fight the parts of your brain telling you it is.

>>722348876
Things don't get better, they always get worse. Whenever someone says "your life will get better, things come to those who wait", it's basically the same thing as saying they'll pray for you.

>>722354709
Spartans used to practice homosexuality but they managed to remain straight.
There is a big difference between doing some fun stuff and actually developing "feelings" for other dudes.
A bit of homosexuality doesn't make you gay. Try it out bro

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>>722348876
an thing i knowed at life are less thinks you make will do more less disappoint you are getted

>>722355027
>No because there's a g-spot in your ass

Yes you're gay you fucking fag now get sucking cock and stop eating that gross fish tasting cooch

Everything one does is for the betterment of the 1%, Your car loan, your mortgage your credit card, you iphone your designer clothes, its all bullshit, Its all there to keep YOU the RAT in the RACE

>>722355107
You don't really come back from nihilism. It's technically correct.

While you view life as a short 1P game, a nihilist understands that the winning move is not to play.

If you want nothing to do with God, He will surely have nothing to do with you, and place you where He is not, the lake of fire.

Don't fix what is not broken

never trust too many people
it will (at some point) ruin your life

>>722354783
>'Fair fights' are bullshit.
Now that's just stupid, be a gentleman and have an honest to good fight. You should NEVER stoop to such a low level as to dishonor a fair fight. Truly a fate worse than a few stab wounds.

Everyone is wrong about every sex life but their own. Sexuality is too individual for that.

>>722355300
its things you learnt the hard way

NOT
>learning English is hard

>>722348876
>Life lessons
hahahahh fucking normies life is a joke you fucking faggot
I can do whatever I want bitch

>>722355604
Kek

>>722355357
But I don't find men attractive nor cock appealing. :^(

I just like my pucker moistly diddled a bit.

Nothing really maters

>>722348876

>Always swing at hanging sliders.

>Victory is an illusion for philosophers and fools.

>The day you truly accept that you'll never understand women is the day you become a man.

>The only thing that will really comfort you on your deathbed is the books you've read.

>People like tamed horses. People love wild ones.

>The past is not past; it never even was.

>Fly-balls are most easily lost in the sun, not the shadow.

>Possession is 90% of the law.

>>722352913
I'm a copper

>>722348876
Life isn't meant to be a struggle. It's ok to sit back and be comfortable.

>>722355241
The lesson is that there is a difference between infatuation (you like being with some because it makes you feel good) and love (you care about someone else's well being)

>>722348876
That OP is always a Faggot

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Social behavior is just a show. Behind the scenes, whether we are conscious of this or not, we are all doing everything we can to advance our status in the hierarchy.
Everyone just wants to be the cool kid, the ape on top of the hill. People will act towards this end. Expect selfless displays and selfish secrets.
Don't be so self-conscious, social behavior is effective proportional to the amount of confidence one is able to project. Believe your own bullshit.
People will fuck with you to see if they can continue fucking with you. Do not be fucked with.

>source: raised in a nice christian homeschool for 15 years before learning how the world actually worked

>>722355561
The only bad fate is losing.
All you accomplish by not winning your fights is throwing away opportunities to improve your life or change the world.
I'm not talking about fights like physical combat, btw. Though I'd still recommend avoiding those unless you'll definitely win, outside of sports and such.

>>722355796
I take it you've been OP before? That uncontrollable urge for cock?

>>722350332
This. A million times over.

Everyone is cruel, you included

>>722355815
Ohhh ok, I gotcha, you we're right, forget what I said.

>>722355868
Is Denzel Washington a nigger?

Cheated on 8/10 girl with 6/10 with huuuuuuge tits.

Felt good man, but then only years later did I realize that it was the catalyst to why I'm such a dirtbag and periodically alone. I always cheat. I always end up leaving or getting broken up with due to the cheating. I've learned that now. Can't expect something for nothing. Got to put in the time.

cheaters never truly prosper no matter how strong the illusion may appear.

>>722348876
Drinking a lot of water gives you a sweaty ass.

>>722355966
but he's based

>>722356013
Baby wipes man. Baby wipes.

>>722356013
Not for me bro. Do you drink water with your ass?

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>>722355300
So wait... If I am understanding this mostly incoherent mess of text correctly, what you're saying is, "The less you overthink things, the less disappointed you'll be with the outcome of a given situation"?

>>722348876
Easy, and I'll make this real short and sweet too...

>money =/= happiness
>drugs =/= happiness
>sex =/= happiness

I've had more than my fair share of all those things at one point or another, all three together on a few occasions. It's not happiness or contentment. It's excitement. I now know the difference.

You never recover from being cheated on

It just hurts a bit less.

love who you're gonna love even if you can't be with them bc youll just end up being fucked over by someone you didn't even love.

cant trust anyone, not even your closest family

People are animals, but the best animals.

>>722355300
>>722356120
Forgot to add, nice digits. Checked

Hug your pet.

You mean more to it than it does to you.

Vaginal > anal.

>>722349852
The guy in chat complaining about a shitty teammate is often worse and more annoying than the shitty teammate

>>722355992
There is a con artist in the white house now

Lizards are the best damn pets in the world.

Not to shoplift. I was in my first (and hopefully last) cop car today.

>>722356133
I'll make it shorter: work = happiness

>>722356344
>elected by /pol/
>prez salary $400k annually
>kike marionette
That's not prosperity, my dude.

>>722354783
idk, kinda depends on your own value system though

Women are worth serving; men aren't.

It's important to actively question everything everyone says. Most people are full of shit and will make up shit to seem intelligent when they arent.

Control people around you with silence not with violence

Humans are animals. They respond like animals you just need to learn the language.

Men that make a point of pointing something about themselves are generally insecure about something.

Women and bitches are two seperate things.

No one matters other than people who would do anything for you. Everyone else can go to hell.

You can't help people. They won't learn anything. All you can do is steer them in the correct direction.

>>722349054
So everything sucks unless it's permanent? What a retard.

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>>722348876
>722348876
Use a rubber

I like to fap to pizza. Now I'm in jail forever getting my ass fucked by a different nigger every night.

I'm essentially my ex wife kek

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>>722356444
Checked.

>>722356173
I always watch my mom when she thinks I turned my back on her. Too risky

>>722356408
what a fucking pussy

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Our quests for meaning will always come up dry.
Better to indulge and enjoy.

Or to put it another way, pic related is important; little else is.

>>722356478
You mean vice versa, right?

>>722350090

There's indeed something you can do to stop it.

／人 ‿‿ 人＼

>>722356518
It's never too late to kill yourself

You can not trust a living thing with a vagina.

If everyone seems to like it, it probably sucks.

>>722356591
No.

>>722355797
Hahahahaha this is fucking true. That's all it is.

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>Be careful with your finances, what might seem like a lot of money can run out in a flash if you're not smart about it.
>People are not to blame for their emotional issues, they rarely have a choice in the matter.
>Your brain and body are not toys, be careful not to damage them.
>Love is a fleeting chemical reaction.
>Suicide is sometimes justified.
>Sex is overrated.
>I am a complete moron, and so is everybody else.

Hate feels great, and that's enough to make it worth feeling.

>>722356562
well that because ur mother is a shady prick

Most people want other people to look and act differently from them, but think identically.

>>722356138
So sadly true

>>722352514
Go back and finish your degree then, moron.

'Good' are 'freedom' are synonyms.

>>722356870
I indulge in rage. I love it when my blood boils.

I love hating but not as much as being hated.

I have issues I guess.

>>722356562
maybe if your dad had stuck around to beat her occasionally, you'd be telling a different story right now. but hey, niggers gonna nig.

>>722355797
Pretty insightful bro.

>>722356844
>implying Stephen Hawking is a moron

Don't bet your whole life on a belief in the power of your dreams.

No one gives a fuck about performance art, philosophy, bisexual feminist studies, theater or what the fuck ever.
The world gives A HELL OF A LOT of fucks about people with skills that make the world work, such as engineering, computers/IT, Chemistry, Finance, and Business. The difference to you is they will pay to get people with the latter degrees won't pay for the former ones.

>>722357031
Nah fuck that.

Not worth the time, effort nor the loans.

Tertiary education is over rated as fuck.

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>>722357121
Yes, I was.

>>722357121
He may not be a moron when it comes to physics.

But I bet he's a dunce when it comes to the 100m dash.

>>722356481
So what you learned was to be a raging sociopath?

The only meaningful divide between people is money.
Not sex, not race, not religion. Money.

>>722356444
Honestly? Yeah. The key to happiness really is to find a job that you love, and then to do that job.

For me it's teaching. I love what I do. It only ever feels like "work" when there's a faculty meeting or I've got to administer a standardized test like a shot of novocaine. But other than that, I wake up each morning feeling like the day's going to be OK and even a little excited to go do whatever.

>>722357316
Probably a muslim nigger girl

>>722357299
>not all women are bitches
>you're a sociopath
No connection.

>>722357177
You yourself are a moron and you outright admitted it, your views are also predictably moronic. No one should listen to you about anything.

>>722357403
White republican, but keep guessing.

>>722357480
If everyone's a moron, so are you for concluding that no one should listen to him.

>>722357316
The difference lies in what some people have become to accumulate wealth.
If you'd spread all the money equally, it would end up in the same pockets after a while.

>>722354752
No one is actually 2 separate words.

>>722357172
So then why are you complaining about being a NEET? I dropped out too and going back and finishing my education was the best decision I've ever made. NEET life is hell.

>>722357555
And everyone is not a moron. He's a moron, he admitted it and he said that everyone was a moron. Your conditional "if everyone's a moron" is patently false.

>>722357555
Except everyone is bad at many things while not everybody is good at something.

Ergo, we are all morons.

>>722348876
When you date somebody, you date their family
If her family is nuts chances are she is

Don't compensate for the loss of one drug with another

Do it now because you will procrastinate harder later

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Never date a girl without a father

falling for a gay person fucking sucks balls.

>>722357691
You clearly don't even fucking understand what the word moron means. Being bad at some given task doesn't make you a moron, only a moron would think that is true. Some people are stupid, some people are average, some people are intelligent, some people are brilliant.

I've learnt that things aren't always as they seem.
Let me explain:

>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

>>722357654
Props to you my dude.

Because if I hate anything, it's studying. I can't do it. Every fiber of my being screams when I have to study.

I prefer learning, and Uni is not the place for that.

>>722357810
But even the most brilliant minds are morons when a subject they're uneducated for arises.

>>722357908
Seriously.
Fuck off back to /pol/ with your shit forced memes.

>>722348876
There will always be people who are worse than I am. They are naturally drawn to me. It is completely possible that I sell myself short, because I don't want to believe that I am far removed from most people. I must accept the harsh reality that I am ahead of most people in many aspects (not all), and not be afraid to say "no". I have the power. There are people that I should be associating with. I am capable of being a natural leader, I just choose not to lead in fear of the innumerable consequences and responsibilities that can follow. Risk aversion is my kryptonite.

I didn't want to believe those things until it became very apparent in my life. Took a lot of missteps.

>>722351030
>>722352057
>>722355754
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>>722355522
>>722355797
>>722356844
These too.
>>722354858
Granted if only this is exactly the case, then I think I'd live by this as well.

>>722355435
Granted, I think I've seen magnitudes of depth into the abyss of my choosing. This anon is probably right in saying that, with regards to Nihilism, there is no coming back.

It's nice though. An empty kind of nice.

>>722353222
I can't say I'm in my 30s, but as an anon in my 20s, I can say that I feel radically different from how I felt when I was in my early teens. My head is on straight now- I learned my intermediate book smarts, and after some hard knocks, I got my intermediate street smarts. I'd be inclined to at least suggest that I understand what it means to be an adult.

It's certainly different than being 20, or 14.

>>722357168
Philosophy gave you just about everything that correlates with the real life skills that make the world work. You don't think Engineering is/was wholly separate from mathematical musings/musings about nature and motion, do you? That being said, yes, degrees and money. But this is only true for the world we live in. It may not be true after the wave of automation that sweeps in. Sorry, low-level lawyers.

tl;dr The world still needs (Art).

>>722357987
That doesn't make you a moron. A moron is a generally stupid and incompetent person, not someone who isn't good at everything.

Thank you for proving that you're a fucking moron.

>>722351737
KEK

Same thing happened to me with a girl named Lana

I'm now much happier with someone else

>>722357480
i mean, why stephen king out of all people tho?

ps fuck this storefront bullshit. it all lookss like a storefront mofucker

>>722350638
Sorry homie :(

>>722351805
If you choose that path yes you will fuck strange pussy for a while and it will be great. You will lose forever what you have now. Forever anon. Even if you got back together after it will never be as good as it is now.

>>722351737
>>722358143
What if it was the sane Lana?

>>722358063
Here's a quick rundown on memes:
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

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Don't go on 4chan.

>>722356120
Stop it dude... You're overthinking again ...

>>722358117
>implying I meant moron by the textbook definition of one

Get a life, cretin.

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>>722358351
>/thread

>>722348876
Rent is expensive.

Having and maintaining a car is expensive.

College is a fucking joke. Go straight into the work force and use whatever hookup you can to land a nice job.

Grocery shopping is not expensive if you shop like you care. Buy non-perishables in bulk.

Don't put your dick in crazy.

The military is an extremely shitty option and you'll be a pessimistic bastard for the rest of your life once you're free.

>>722358324
>sane
Fuck no
>same
Likely, she's a whore and I'll spit on her grave one day.

>>722358168
>Stephen King

Jesus christ dude you cannot even follow a basic conversation on 4chan. Stephen Hawking. You are a moron, what's that like?

>>722358405
>I change the definition of words in a way that no one else uses them for the sake of trying to make sense on 4chan

>>722356344
There always was

>>722358405
If you don't use the agreed, standardized definition, then what is the point of invoking the word? It could mean anything, then.

4/10

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The less of a shit you give about something, the easier it is to change your beliefs about it.

Nihilism is the key to humility, intellectual honesty, and the understanding of objective truth.

>>722358503
You obviously know what I meant, dude.

You are the smartest omni king of this board. Thank you for appearing for me to witness, golden god.

>>722350090
Nihilism at its finest.
Might as well's live it up while you're alive since you'll be dead when you're not.

>>722348876
No one cares about you unless you are useful to them in some way, and even so you can be easily replaced.

>>722358600
>Nihilism is the key to humility, intellectual honesty, and the understanding of objective truth.

Nihilism negates truth. You contradict yourself.

>>722358655
This is why you're a moron and I'm not.

>>722350090
>implying this universe isn't a simulation

>>722351695
kek

>>722358600
Except hipsters use quasi nihilism to appear smart and as an excuse to quote Nietzche nowadays.

>I never read Nietzche but am still empty inside.

>>722348876
Facts>feelings.

>>722358771
Eat barbed wire coiled around a walrus dick, pretentious faggot.

>>722358737
Negates truth, like, some over-arching truth? Truth, in what regard?

>>722358832
I straight up don't care what anyone thinks about my beliefs, anon. You could suck a dick.

It doesn't matter.

>>722358463
Fuck, my bad.

>Same*

>>722358805
It isn't.

>>722358351

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>>722358655
>>722358503
mfw you guys are still arguing about that comment I made

>>722358986
Proof?

>>722358986
I like to believe that "we" don't know that for certain yet.

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>>722358974
It negates God you infidel

>>722351737
>I guess I have self respect.
Dude, that's okay. Be happy about that.

>>722359067
>>722359083
There is no proof, but it's far fetched.

Where are the cheats and glitches?

>>722359184
Why?

>>722359065
This is what 4chan is for

>>722359067


there's no proof that it is and there's no proof that it isn't. deal with it. seems unlikely, as what seems obvious is you die and the lights go out.

>>722359330
Because he is dead and we killed him
>atheist moustache man

>>722358737
Wrong. Nihilism negates values. Values are illusory, arbitrary.

>>722355241
That's just fucked up. You should hate her and plot to kill her. Do it cleverly.

>>722359282
What exactly would the cheat or glitch need to be?

That's a bit of a loaded question. Just saying, what is it exactly that would need to be found for, say, you, to believe that the universe is some sort of simulation? An inability to find the last digit of Pi? Sending something behind it's own light cone?

>>722359399
>Values are illusory, arbitrary.

>illusory
>arbitrary

>these are literally values

>>722359483
Define absolute nothing using absolutely nothing, anon.

>>722359399
But inherently the core of one's character. They deem whether or not you are a quality person.

In before more super nihilism, remember that you are 1% different from a chimp.

>>722359367
But, that's wholly possible and realizable in a simulation. You just stop running. You die.

>>722359367
Don't forget to freeze yourself so that you can get brought back to life in a few hundreds of years

>>722359538


There's nothing to define. Nothing doesn't exist.

>>722359471
Nah man freezing time so I can fuck bitches incognito

>Be 6
>Was always very kind to everyone, sharing and trying to help
>Mom gets a new boyfriend (who she later marries and is still together with)
>This guy has a son thats 11 and a daughter thats 9
>Try to be nice to "brother"
>Beats me up
>I get LEGOs for christmas
>Brother is jealous and beats me even harder
>Always try to make friends with him but it never works, just get beaten up more and more
>Fast forward 2 years
>Me and brother are home alone
>He calls me down to the bottom floor
>He has a knife
>Puts it against my throat
>Tells me he is gonna kill me if I dont do what he says
>He drags me into the bathroom
>Makes me take my clothes off
>Proceed to RAPE me (not the way fat SJW whales think a rape happens, he didnt fucking look at me too long)
>Get a long good dry ass rape
>Constantly hitting me all this time
>Happens again a year later
>Beatings never stop
>Stepdad would tell him to "take it easy" when he was going at it
>Fast forward to present day
>Brother is now terrified of me
>Ive made several threats to his life, broken into his apartment and just stared at him in bed
>If I see him, I follow him and yell his name, ask if he has dragged someone into a shower lately
>He is too scared to tell anyone (feelsgoodman)
>Im about 2 heads taller than him
>My entire life after 10 was spent getting into fights and dealing drugs etc.
>I dont work on a daily basis since I have so muh trauma and shit
>Cant serve in the military because of PTSD

I learned that you cant be nice to people because they'll just beat you and rape you and destroy your life :)

>>722359471
Well if it were a sim, wouldn't we be able to break the laws of the universe in some way?

>>722359685
>There's to define. doesn't exist
That sentence doesn't make any sense, anon.

>>722358805
Even if it was. What would it matter when it encompasses all that we have, feel and know?

>>722351284
Oddly enough, totally true. It takes incredible discipline sometimes, but we'll worth it if she's a cunt.

>>722351147
Ive been there too my /b/rother

>>722359829


Something is defined as something. Nothing cannot be described because there is nothing to describe about it. It is an idea that is not real.

Can you faggots stop arguing about nothing?

For fuck's sake.

>>722348876
Asians cant drive

>>722359716
beat hhis face into a bloody pulp and sodomize him with a broom handle until his rectum is perforated

>>722359804
Sure. But, what do you think it would take to break the simulation? What parameters could there possibly be? Do we know everything about what we take to be the laws of physics?

What constitutes breaking the simulation? Is the universe even comparable to the kind of simulation you imagine being run for a chess game? Or, is it something far more removed from a "videogame"?

Rape

>>722358351
that hit hard anon

>>722360026
Iunno mane

Dem gfx on fleek tho

>>722357780
True words here

>>722359716
Don't ever beat him. Never stoop to his level.

Just loom over him his whole life, terrify him into the grave.

Source
>I fucked a kid when I was a kid...
I hate myself.

The simulation argument can be discarded the same way the God argument is discarded - there is far too much suffering in the world for any conscious being to be sadistic enough to create it and keep it the way it is. The amount of suffering in the world can only be explained by accident.

>>722360020
That was my initial plan.
However, Ive decided to wait until he sets his mind to something he really wants to do and that's when Ill strike.

When he was going to apply to the military, I called him up and said that if I couldnt serve, then he sure couldnt either. He then dropped that idea quicker than his mother dropped him as a baby.

Ive ruined 2 relationships for him, Im not gonna stop until he finally puts a bullet through his skull.

>>722360026
14200

>>722359931
If it is an idea, it is real with respect to the human scope, or the observer in question. As you are using the word to describe the idea, as you cannot find the idea in the world you take to be more real than the idea.

You defined nothing. Nothing is now something. It is the idea of the absence of any quality, including the notion that there is an absence of quality, and so on and so forth. It may as well be thought of as non-consciousness. In the same way that you can't use what you know to be nothing, to describe nothing, how will you going to feasibly articulate aspects of Nihilism, without being able to define nothing using nothing? Something has to fill the void-void-void(...).

>>722360007
kek

>>722360247
is this your first day on 4chan

>>722354484
>You're an idiot.
>My mother and I will probably develop lung cancer.

Seems like youre the idiot

but thing will work themselves out just fine

>>722355869
>>722350332
Are you 12? Holy shit

>>722350090
Everyone replying to this or it's replies are fucking morons

>>722352414
So much this.

>>722360247
You clearly haven't played the Sims.

>>722351232
>>722350992
Oooooohhhh !!!!! YOu got REKT!! xD

>>722360400
I admit my idiocy every day by lighting that cancer up.

You on the other hand, are naturally talented.

>>722360463
>depending on /b/ to feel cool
nigger what

>>722355722
Thanks, Hollywood.

>>722354090
Boy this is the most fucking stupid thing I've read all day and it's been a long day

>>722359716
I've been nice mostly
...Now waiting on the rape

no matter how fucking big your capacity is to succeed if you fuck off now you will never be able to catch up to the (You) who was doing thangs 24/7 and who was on point; so stop fucking around bc one day you will wake up and realize that the cognitive capacity you always relied upon to meet other peoples standards is slowly decaying and you dont havent made any progress towards your own goals

>>722360342


The true meaning of nothing is never divulged. The closest we ever get is the idea of a taking away of what is actually there.

>>722348876
I prefer when the rice is cooked with chicken, gets that flavor

>>722359716
Stop making him a part of your life. Go to therapy and make something of yourself

>>722360608
I feel this.

As if my mind is being whittled away little by little daily.

>>722354585
Helping your family succeed in life is hard wired into our genetic code, it has nothing to do with altruism. If you really believe altruism really exists, wait till you get out of college. I won't spoil it for you

>>722360631
So, we can only take something away from it.

>>722348876
life is hard

>>722360743
>spoiler alert
Nobody will truly be your friend
They will all gladly fuck you over to get a leg up

>>722360708
No.
He ruined my life, Ill ruin his.
You think Im gonna let him get away with all this? I dont want to let him go, I love tormenting him and I love the fact that he knows why I torment him. He rarely even comes to family dinners because he is freaked out.

When you cannot think of anything that you do not like about a girl you love, treat her good and be loyal.

When you tell yourself there are a billion fish in the sea you will realize how much you fucked up. Seven years later, still dream about her almost every night. Havent met a girl who even comes close to making me as happy as she did.

True love and emotion is a curse, not a gift, when nobody around you feels the same.

>>722348876
Never trust a bitch

>>722360716
its a truly tragic feeling, but dont focus on it instead do you your best to accept that fact and do everything possible to work against it.
we are spring chickens anymore anon. but it can get better, with hard work. the capacity we used to have is still there just rusted over maybe even diminished but like a fine tuned machine it can be restored to most of its original luster, but that process is difficult

make it a great day or not, the choice is yours

>>722361026
This except I got cucked in the end.

Fuck her. Why do I still think about it 4 years later?

>>722360301
that's wonderful to hear anon. i hope his life turns into a hell worse than he made yours.

you should start leaving him notes and setting up surveillance. then you'll be able to fuck with his mind so badly he'll rarely leave the house unless he absolutely has to.

that way it'll make a lot simpler for you to always know exactly where he is and what he does.

then when that's happened slowly work on fucking everything up so badly that he's alone and out of work.

maybe you could do a little arson once he's confined to his house.

then he'll be completely unable to find a place to feel safe, just like what he did to you.

after that you can watch as he becomes dependent on whoever he has left and slowly realizes that all he is is a burden.

make sure to fuck up those relationships too.

also when he's on his last leg, that's when you beat him and laugh at him. it'll be so much better when he has no one to sympathize with him.

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>be me, a few months ago
>start talking to a really cute ftm trans sub dude
>being bi i was really fond of this
>talk over skype and discord ceaselessly
>become good friends
>one day, i confess my love in a really long message at 4am
>the next day meet him for coffee
>get rejected, but still good friends
>fastforward to a few weeks ago, on discord
>talking about kinky shit with him
>decide to make another move
>get rejected again
>reply with a bunch of edgy shit right from the heart
>he asks me if i'm high
>take chance
>say it was just a joke
>slowly grow farther away from the love of my life because i couldn't give up my lie

>>722360301
or one through yours

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>>722361187
...

Men can be just as shallow, arrogant and selfish as women. People are just people and some of them are terrible. Luckily, they are the minority, in my experience.

"Nice guys" are often not that nice, unless you're a woman. Then they're nice, until you say "no" to them. Be wary of anyone who describes themselves as "nice."

Sometimes the people you love might not have time for you. They have their own lives that are just as complicated as yours. That doesn't mean they don't love you or care for you. It just means that they have their own struggles.

There are wounds that are sometimes too hard to fully heal. They can be mental, emotional, physical, whatever. Time can lessen the hurt though, time is good medicine.

Learn to be patient, it really is a virtue. The things worth doing take time and effort, don't expect overnight results in the majority of the things you pursue.

Learn to think for yourself. I don't mean that in some sort of bullshit Fight Club way, I mean learn to explore the things you hear. Research is a good thing and with the internet, laziness is really the only excuse most of us have for not doing so. Everyone has an agenda and when you see an advert, read something on Facebook, whatever, don't believe it until you have good reason to do so.

To add to the last point, know when something is WORTH spending your time on. It isn't important to research some things, because some things just aren't important. Try to understand the ideas of those who you disagree with, though. That's important.

>>722361238
his life is already fucked. if he dies, all his problems are solved. if the other guy dies, it's the ultimate vindication.

>>722358090
You are the most delusional faggot ITT if you think philosophy has any practical use outside of academia and that automation will change anything

>>722352301
This. Im pretty much the same. Still get suicidal some times when the tinnitus feels like too much. Not protecting my ears is Biggest regret of my life.

>>722357299
Not really a sociopath. I've just learned that not everyone cares. If I can get the upperhand in a situation I should do so to allow myself to be more comfortable.

If I get out manuevered I try to understand what went wrong and win next time. Im pretty stoned but when I think about it, it all feels like a video game. But way more difficult.

Can someone cont this thread plz

Dont go.

>>722359716
>>722361009
Do you really think that's the right thing to do?

I feel like killing someone, sometimes I really want some gypsies to try to fuck me over so I have an excuse to break a neck, I have some childhood traumas aswell, not that bad, but a few

Do you think I want to follow through with what I feel like doing?

Grow up, you just don't want to deal with the pain.

>>722361009
He is t freaked out. He is laughing at you. He thinks you are pathetic. He jerks off to what he did to you and kniws you will revert to his little boi pussy the moment he wants you to. You call his name and stare at him? He would cut your throat if you tried anything, but you are too big of a pussy to even consider that. Little ptsd bitch, he could have his way with you whenever he wants and you think he us scared of you because you follow him calling his name?

>>722360537
>You on the other hand, are naturally talented.

Yet youre going to die from one of the countless horrible diseases that you inflicted upon yourself.

But youre being witty on 4chan, you sure showed me