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Anonymous 2017-02-14 12:08:41 Post No.722345156
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>Be me, at home, trolling on PC.
>11 year old son steps into the room, I close 9 tabs. He asks; “Can we talk?”
>“Sure buddy, what do you need?” I waited for him to replay, but he didn’t answer.
>I encourage him to speak or stop wasting my time.
>He speaks directly “I’ve been learning about sex stuff in school.”
>He continues, “We are learning about masturbation.”
>Still uninterested I reply, “Point being?” (I’m a jerk, I know).
>He frowns; “Well I’ve been masturbating every day for a weak and nothing happens.”
>I shake my head uncomfortably; “What do you mean?”
>“Every time I try to climax, all that happens is my penis throbs and nothing happens. It feels good, but I don’t understand why I don’t work.”
> I start with the basic, “Well you know every boy and girl develop differently.”
>He cuts me off, “I know all that, the school taught me about how girls develop first and stuff.”
>Confused again I ask the most obvious question; “Then what’s the issue here?”
>He answers “Most of the other boys say they can ejaculate, but I haven’t yet.”
>From here I tell him that he’s holding himself to an immeasurable goal, everyone is different, and many of those boys could be lying to sound cool.
>Situation resolved another win for me…

Anonymous 2017-02-14 12:09:45 Post No.722345254
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>>722345156
>Part 2:
>About a week and a half later.
>I’m in kitchen making dinner with the wife.
>Hear son calling for me from bedroom, this is not uncommon.
>Walk to door, lightly knock, and walk in, done this 1,000 or more times.
>He is sitting in gamming chair with shorts and boxers around his ankles and his left hand furiously working.
>He makes odd eye contact and says; “It’s going to happen this time!”
>Before I can respond, leave, or looks away, an impressively large amount shoots out and up. Some lands on his balls, some lands in his wisp of dirty blond hair, but most lands on his shorts.
>Mortified, without a word, I back out of the room totally caught off guard, and close his door.
>My wife joins me in the hallway. She looks to me; “What’s going on, you look like you’ve seen a ghost?”
>I softly answer; “I just walked in on our son, you know, jerking it.”
>Without missing a beat or changing mood or expression my wife coldly says; “Did he do it this time? Did he ejaculate?”
>WTF???
>Speaking clinically my wife (who is a nurse) says; “He talks to me, idiot… He just wants to be normal. He wants you to be proud of him. Go tell him that you are proud. He needs to hear it from his father.”
>Knock on door and wait several moments before entering.
>Sure as shit he’s at it again! I close the door and walk away.
>As far as I’m concerned I have no reason to be involved in this matter!