Standing alone at the kitchen sink kind of drinking.
>>722344917
I kind of feel like doing that right now
>>722345042
Don't do drugs.
>>722345170
>>722345357
My birthday is in two days, I'll just sit by the window all evening listening to music quietly and drinking a glass of whiskey
op is me only with a bong instead
>>722345170
hi nef
>>722345357
mornin
>>722345557
howsitgoan
>>722345718
fine, filthy communist. You?
>>722345815
Doing okay. Gonna miss school next two days, which is a bit rough cause I have an assignment due tomorrow.
>>722346114
y tho
>>722346442
Cause I have work
>>722346446
>>722346527
y tho
i should sleep sometime
>>722347669
Because I don't set my roster. It is one of the drawbacks to making decent money
>>722347725
y tho
>>722347905
I need money to buy you tail buttplugs and stuff
>>722347997
obviously.
>>722348084
Then you can see why I suffer
>>722345445
happy birthday in advance brother.
Please enjoy a whiskey on my behalf.
I got fissured tongue and can't drink that shit so drink my toast to you, yourself :)
>>722348170
it's all worth it.
>>722348211
It's what keeps me going on those rough long shifts
>>722348413
yeah well.
>>722347687
>>722348454
tbh shouldn't be wearing skirts short enough to flash your dick
people these days got no modesty
>>722348604
pff, even the knee length one does.
>>722348751
Yeah you wish
>>722348604
>>722348751
is that a moomin character
>>722349012
>>722348845
No need to be jelly.
>>722349175
No need for you to pretend
>>722349228
Now you're just being slanderous.
>>722349119
Good evening~
>>722349175
Let me borrow your skirt for valentines day.
>>722349297
I dont have one.
>>722349283
Technically it's libel, but if your dick were that long you'd be waving it about more
>>722349297
Hows it going?
>>722349383
shut up
>>722349473
Feel free to prove me wrong
>>722349534
you just want more nudes
>>722349624
>more
>>722349685
most of them weren't fake.
>>722347687
>>722349355
G-go shopping with me to get one I'm too nervous to go alone.
>>722349383
Hmmmmm alright I need to do some math before tomorrow but I'm making slow progress since I'm feeling lethargic.
I blame cheeto he has been tricking me into watching episodes of Lazy Town with him.
You?
>>722349803
No.
>>722350156
>>722349742
You sent me like one butt pic sitting down in front of a mirror
>>722350054
It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
I'm doing an assignment for school, which I have to hand in tomorrow but I have work tomorrow. It's a bad circumstance
>>722347196
that's pretty cute
that raccoon is my spirit animal
>>722350227
Only Jeffs for you.
>>722350291
>>722350709
I thought Trump was your spirit animal.
>>722350709
Donut alcoholic
>>722350794
Matty Jeff and I agreed to a threeway.
>>722350891
Trump is my emperor. But he doesn't drink.
>>722350947
that cat is a cute. Did you go back to the shelter or something?
>>722350709
mornin
>>722351164
good mooooornin~
hi sleepy poepels
>>722349043
No, it's from Sherlock Hound
>>722350228
and the not wearing things one omg you forget
>>722351012
I actually did last Friday, but no supreme quality cats were there, or they weren't awake.
Not my picture. I think those look like a girl's hands, but hell if I know.
>>722351268
I didn't forget, you just didn't send that one to me.
>>722350794
invade my personal space
>>722350228
Work and school at the same time?
>>722350709
hi jules <3
>>722351286
They look kinda like your hands. White, nicely cut nails, etc.
>>722351404
hey wetbutt
>>722350986
Matty is too pure for that.
>>722351012
Get drinking then.
>>722351243
Hello.
>>722344917
Kind of how my day went too.
>has great workout shoveling all the snow that happened the past day.
>Feels accomplished/entitled.
>Eats half a pizza
>6 pack of microbrew.
>>722351450
I can be persuasive.
>>722351450
drink
drank
drunk
>>722351505
jesus I couldn't eat that much if I tried
>>722351404
Yeah. Haven't managed to confirm a set roster from work, so I've got a bunch of scheduling conflicts that might destroy this semester for me.
>>722351432
My butt is purrfectly dry.
>>722351432
The shape and size are all wrong.
I guess I'm white, though.
>>722351585
I'd say be sick a lot but you've milked that one plenty.
>>722351384
youd remember it if I did jesus christ you have bad memory
>>722351613
Nothing on watersluts is dry.
>>722351645
I mean I've only seen the one pic of your hands so.
>>722351450
how's the fam
>>722351579
faggo
>>722351733
you too
>>722351783
>>722351672
>youd remember it if I did
Yeah
I would
And I don't remember
Which is why I know you didn't
>>722351650
Yeah. And since they know what days I have school, there is no way of doing that without it being super suspicious
>>722351856
update that pic to 2017
>>722351783
drinking is bad for you*
>>722351685
Then your lack of qualification should convince you to make less assumptions.
>>722351908
I cant edit text to look the same.
>>722351986
WOW WHAT ARE YOUE VEN GOOD FORT HEN
>>722351917
but it feels good!
>>722351983
It was just wishful thinking.
>>722351685
beg for shift swaps?
>>722351685
the insides are dry.
>>722348487
i would love a spoonn
>>722349803
>>722352080
that would make for some uncomfortable penetration, spurt some water up there.
>>722351983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icqPHsNumuU
>>722352065
I'm good for editing pixels, color and overlapping layers.
also most things feel good what'll kill u
>>722352065
I should really start studying.
But hell if I want to.
>>722352159
we're all gonna die anyway
>>722352102
>>722352198
I just skipped arabic today it felt amazing.
>>722352144
they are not for sexual so it doesn't need penetration.
>>722352242
Everything is for sexual.
>>722352202
relatively speaking, all actions bring you closer to death.
the difference is eating beans is less close than drinking a gallon of bleach.
>>722352159
I think we all deserve a little.
Better dead than red.
>>722352239
I haven't skipped any classes. Yet.
>>722352300
DO NOT SEXUAL THE FISHDOG
>>722352329
I'm not competing for longevity.
>>722352373
It was a matter of time. I'm shocked I made it 4 whole weeks.
>>722351557
Rapist.
>>722351579
Get drunker.
>>722351726
I need dinner.
>>722352425
trump forced to shake hands with a cuck
http://i.imgur.com/RlcJktV.mp4
>>722351390
Spicy.
>>722352448
i need a shower so good luck on your travels
>>722352448
It's not rape if I rim them first.
>>722352420
>>722352448
nah im gonna go to bed soonish
>>722352502
shake my buttcheeks with the palm of your hand
>>722352502
Our emperor has such a great handshake I want to feel it.
>>722352080
>beg for shift swaps?
Ah, but there is the issue.
I need 6 shifts a fortnight minimum
6 days a fortnight I have school
Which means each fortnight I need a minimum of 2 weekend shifts, assuming I pack my 4 weekdays without school. No one will give away weekend shifts, because they pay significantly better. Who would trade double pay for a monday?
>>722352617
be shakin my fist against u if u keep bein faggy in threads fucco
>>722352425
You're such a bad boy.
You'll start smoking any day now, just to stick it to the man.
Maybe you'll be a dropout.
>>722352448
Those are nice pecs.
>>722352617
>nah im gonna go to bed soonish
Didn't you already sleep?
>>722349119
don't you dare putting them togheter reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>722352725
I'm definitely not going to start smoking...and I'm almost done. Dropping out would be clinically retarded.
>>722352718
tfw u will never be a qt birdslut
>>722352749
I napped this morning but I had other stuff to do today
>>722352623
it was warm and HIGH ENERGY
>>722352811
yfw ull never be a khajiit
>>722352228
tfw I have to play isaac on my laptop since my desktop keyboard has wasd/arrow key deadzones
I died in the first minute of the daily rofl
>>722353077
why do you have to say things like this
>>722353137
you'll never be a lesbian khajiit either.
>>722352801
>cat and mouse
>Kaito appears to have been the King's twin sister, making him/her Royalty. Pitou is Royal Guard
>Pitou seemed genuinely sad about being unable to bring back Kaito
Anon please there are no other options
It's perfect
>>722352811
So you're all tuckered out?
>>722353098
>>722352811
Guess you're just a good boy.
Go to class.
>>722353184
STOP
>>722353201
I'm blown the fuck out in general.
>>722353275
I mean I skipped class because I was exhausted from writing a paper and doing TA stuff.
>>722352811
SMOKE.
>>722353330
ur close enuf 4 me
>>722353344
no
>>722353420
:D
I'm gonna go play isaac and then go to bed I'll be on steam boys
>>722353492
Bye fag
>>722353492
smackyalater faggot
>>722353492
Don't you wanna be cool, though? Smoking is the single coolest thing a person can do.
>>722353672
Chinese people smoke all the time and they aren't cool
>>722353672
I've smoked a few times it gives me a hella headache.
>>722353220
>>722344917
I just listen to Rammstein on full volume till I go sleep. It makes me nostalgic.
>>722353893
It's a cool compendium- There's numerous factors to consider. Asians and Chinese in particular are not cool, even so much that smoking cannot make them appear cool. To appear cool they would have to be smoking, holding a gun or two while screaming. But if you put a smoking Chinese person next to a Chinese person not smoking, they are cooler. C'mon man, this is basic science.
>>722353907
Depending on weight, blood flow and tolerance to stimulants, can happen- Minor nicotine overdose.
>>722354169
>>722354239
It happens when I smell them too.
>>722353344
>>722353672
>>722354239
You dumb motherfucker.
Dont listen to this asshole.
>>722354291
the smoke I should say, not actually smelling cigs.
>>722352617
I did not have that one, good find.
>>722352689
bribe them.
Also, why did you swap to days again?
>>722354239
See, I think it's more likely that being cool makes you cool and smoking has nothing to do with it.
>>722354291
Did you know having a smoke enema cures drowning
>>722354376
Cause going school-work-school-work with 1-2 hour sleep every single week was killing me
>>722354291
Well then you're just a pansy. Or you're allergic, and we all know only pansies have allergies. Fucking pansy.
>>722354473
I am not a pansy, I'll fuck you up kid.
>>722354454
so instead you have made it impossible.
>>722354334
Cool your jets there, Reiner, we're all friends here. C'mon, you can split a cig with me.
>>722354281
>>722354685
whaat the shit
>>722354734
found out straghtbo
>>722354734
lol
>>722354619
Doctor's orders. Going several days with nothing more than a nap every single week was killing me.
Work was supposed to have accepted this agreement. They said they would when we discussed the option of day shift.
>>722354859
and now they're just being faggots and slow about it?
>>722354796
>>722354809
that wasnt the llucario i sent
>>722354454
It's an interesting theory, however consider every cool person in history. Steve McQueen, Burt Reynolds, Matt Dillon, Lemmy, Barry Newman, Smokey Yunick, James Dean. Anyone who is truly cool smokes. Coincidence? I think not! Besides, smoking isn't socially acceptable anymore, the liberals hate it and are trying to stamp it out, which means smokers are rebels, and we all know that rebels are also cool.
>>722355119
Yup. Right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.
>>722355209
It's ok I'll still lick your butt.
>>722354549
You got gay with Julian or some shit and wear skirts, you's a pansy.
>>722355326
but i dont even have loli pictures, or at least i dont think.
>>722355482
I did former, I don't do the latter.
he sucked my dick, it was a good time.
>>722355267
>we all know that rebels are also cool.
I dunno, I always thought Darth Vader was a heck of a lot cooler than anyone the rebel's had.
>>722352553
i like spicy stuff
>>722355628
>I don't do the latter.
any more
>>722355674
It was one occasion and it wasn't even mine, I bought it to send to freklz and took an image with it.
I'm just holding this for a friend officer I swear.
>>722355581
<3
>>722355644
You like beefy things.
>>722355786
Didn't stop you sending me pictures
>>722355894
beefy is alright too
>>722355900
well I didnt wear it for my benefit.
>>722355637
>fictional character
Being non-existent isn't cool.
>>722355628
lolfag.
drink enormous amounts of alcohol while you're at it
>>722355953
julian isnt white but he was white where it counts.
>>722355864
>>722356003
pale=/=white
I mean it totally does, but shut the fuck up you know what I mean.
>>722355976
Too much rotgut has been doing me in, Hank Jr was right when he said hangovers hurt more than they used to.
do not stop drinking and smoking
>>722356192
hell has free cigarettes but they're always out.
also what?
>>722355864
Hay if you guys decide to play Cards Against Humanity again, make bloody sure Jeff invites me or I'll... do something
>>722356032
>>722356350
Well, already fucked up the first one.
>>722356355
I was under the impression you were implying his nethers were pale and since his DICK would be the only part you care about because you are a giant fag, he would be "white where it counts."
>>722356644
you are bad at innuendo.
>>722356608
>>722356764
I'm a simple man.
>>722356986
>>722356995
I meant that he was white inside, not on the outside.
explaining it ruins the humor.
>>722357054
im gonna exit four channel, ill still be on discord
>inb4 that one guy talking about "lol discord casual"
>>722357246
is that jarjar?
imbibe as many drugs and toxins as quickly and as often as possible; it worked for burroughs and thompson
>>722357532
I don't who those people are.
>>722357104
Well, he was white on the inside when you'd finished
>>722357951
thanks for explaining the joke.
So this thread is dead. Just gonna kill it off fully.
>>722359865
you're welcome, since you sucked at making the joke
>>722360029
wrong, you sucked
at interpreting it.
>>722360091
Yeah you wish I sucked
You faget
>>722360246
you do though.
MOW
>>722360695
Please
I am clearly a top
>>722360847
laffin
>>722361227
Hey, I'm more of a top than you, Mr Skirty McButtslut
>>722360845
WOM