Be me!
German, middle aged man, had a sexual relationship with my mother.
Ask me anything. Will NOT post pictures of her, forget it.
>>722342954
pics or gtfo
How do I say, "Mummy, please blow my lollipop one more time!" in German?
>>722343074
sorry, my man. Will not post pictures of my dead mother on /b
>>722343114
Mutti bitte essen meine schwantzstuck
>>722343191
If she's dead she won't mind or sue you faggoy
>>722342954
How old were you both when you were having fuck with mom?
>>722343196
>Mutti bitte essen meine schwantzstuck
actually its "Mami, lutsch mir bitte nochmal die Stange!"
>>722342954
How did it start? Who initiated it? How old were you when it started and ended?
>>722343316
>How old were you both when you were having fuck with mom?
I was 16 years old at the time. She was 44 years young
>>722342954
What was her body type? And what would you rate her out of 10
how did it start?
>>722343507
hot
>>722343383
>How did it start? Who initiated it? How old were you when it started and ended?
Well, long story short.
My father left the family when I was about 12 years old, I did not care much about it because he was always kind of a dick to me. Nothing special, but just not a perfect father figure. My Mom on the other hand took it really bad, she was depressed for a long long time, at least 3 years. Then shee started seeing other men again and cheered up a little bit. When I was becoming a man. Our little cuddle sessions became more and more a highlight for me. I was able to smell and curess a woman up close. And I started noticing she liked it too. I was getting older and grew more comfortable touching her. She never refused me and then it went really fast and she kind of took control one day. Really from cuddling we went to actual sex in a day there were no steps in between it was crazy if you think about it. she just lost her clothes and spread for me, I refused at first but came back and we did it for the next 14/15 years.
>>722343608
>What was her body type? And what would you rate her out of 10
She was no model, a little little overweight and rather short. Maybe a 6 oder 7 for her age.
>>722344029
Did she ever let you cum inside her, OP?
What kind of stuff, straight missionary sex? From behind?
>>722344029
was it good sex?
did you come inside her?
did you do anny kinky stuff with her?
>>722344551
>Did she ever let you cum inside her, OP?
>What kind of stuff, straight missionary sex? From behind?
We did use condoms at first, for maybe 2 years, later she switched to the pill and after a couple of years she could not conceive anymore so we did it without protection. So yes, I did ejaculate a lot in her. She liked that especially, she told me so often. How she would fell me juice inside her and how good it made her feel.
>>722345049
so hot OP
Did you have other girlfriends at the time? She was your special "side girl" the whole time or only when you didn't have another one out there?
>>722344721
>was it good sex?
>did you come inside her?
>did you do anny kinky stuff with her?
I would not say kinky. It was regualr sex, missionary, doggy, cowboy, oral stuff like that nothing out of the ordinary really. But nether the less it was good. It was passionate and dirty and intimite. I loved it really.
why lie on the internet OP
I'd say an experience like that could really fuck a person up... but you are already german.
>>722345187
>Did you have other girlfriends at the time? She was your special "side girl" the whole time or only when you didn't have another one out there?
Yes, I did have other girlfriends from time to time, but they were more or less alibi that I could bring to occations and introduce to my friends so noe one would be suspicious. Thats why it never went well for long. Mostly 6-7 months and theey were gone. But it didnt matter to me I loved Mom and made Love to her, so I can understand that they left
>>722345560
Was it just sex or was it more?
>>722345540
>I'd say an experience like that could really fuck a person up... but you are already german.
Fuck me up, I'm nt sure. But yes it did definately change me a lot. I can still feel the effects of that relationsship today. But it was worth it I think
>>722345696
Why are you not still fucking.
>>722345696
Do you have a daughter? Would you fuck her?
>>722345246
You must have thought about pregging her or did you have a normal gf/family?
>>722345695
>Was it just sex or was it more?
It was definatly more. We did spend a lot of time together. We were almost like a real couple, only from time to time the mother son relationship came to surface. But the sex played a big role for me especially early on.
>>722345875
Why did you stop?
>>722345760
>Why are you not still fucking.
She passed away 2 years ago, well almost 3 years
>>722345786
>Do you have a daughter? Would you fuck her?
No I dont have any kids, Mom got pregnant once but we decided to have an abortion. I would not engage my kids. Never
>>722345960
Did she ever regret it?
>>722345838
>You must have thought about pregging her or did you have a normal gf/family?
Well, she thought about keeping it when she was already pregnant, we never talked about it before and I was not ready to be a father or anything really, I freaked out totally.
>>722346077
>we decided to have an abortion.
fucking your mum is one this aborting your kid is unforgivable
>>722346222
>Did she ever regret it?
No, I dont think so. I know I never did. And she always mentioned how she loved me and that she was so happy that she spread for me that day.
>>722346292
>fucking your mum is one this aborting your kid is unforgivable
the risk was too high, it could have been damaged.
after your dad left, did he ever come back and what was the situation? Did you or her ever see him again?
also do you look like your dad? or your mom?
>>722346790
>after your dad left, did he ever come back and what was the situation? Did you or her ever see him again?
>also do you look like your dad? or your mom?
He came back, one more time I was already 22 oder 23 at the time I just told him to go away, there was nothing I wanted to tell him.
Well, I guess I do kind of look like him, I have his hairline, so fuck that...
When you would have sex who would usually start? Did you live like a couple or did you go visit her and be horny sometimes, not sometimes?
Did she ever give you hand jobs, like where you're both wearing clothes and she only takes your dick out to stroke it?
>>722347000
What happened after the first time you had sex, I imagine you cant just sit down with your son and have a family meal after getting dicked by him.
>>722346292
Thats how MLP fags are produced, bleach the cunts.
>>722347000
Does your current gf know?
>>722347000
checked
>>722347262
>When you would have sex who would usually start? Did you live like a couple or did you go visit her and be horny sometimes, not sometimes?
>Did she ever give you hand jobs, like where you're both wearing clothes and she only takes your dick out to stroke it?
I initiated maybe 70% of the time. But Mom too, she was a sexual woman, intercourse was important to her too. I lived with her until I was 25 so yeah at home we did live like a couple, we cooked, we slept in the same bed, I did choreses so did she it was the best time of my life. After I moved out I went to another city, so we could not see each other so often, only on weekends. That was really bad for the both of us.
Handjobs not so much, blowjobs all the time, I was in heaven
op fuck u sicko pervert nazi filth
>>722347651
No wonder you freaks lost two world wars.
>>722343191
Oh fuck off, don't get all sanctimonious on our asses now, just post a picture of a younger her.
>>722342954
come on just post a single pic of your mum, faggot.
You can even censor her face
>>722347401
>What happened after the first time you had sex, I imagine you cant just sit down with your son and have a family meal after getting dicked by him.
Not gonna lie it was different, but she comforted me right after we layed down the whole night and she told me that I do not have to think bad about because I wanted it and she wanted it, so nobody was harmed and that she loved me with all her heart and if I feel that for her , what is wrong? So yes, that helped me so much I was crying before but then I was so happy.
>>722343196
as a German i find this very amusing
>>722347596
>Does your current gf know?
No she has no idea
>>722347803
> Asking for nudes of his mother/wife
Morality is confusing.
>>722343191
Post pictures of your dead mother will come back to life in your sleep, tonight.
>>722342954
38 replies in and nobodys yellig yet that if you reverse the sexes everyone would be lightig torches and braying for blood?
If it's wrong, it's wrong. If it's ok, it's ok. Don't cherry pick your morals you clueless sons of whores.
>>722345944
She died ya dumbass
>>722347946
I'd probably keep your secret in the ground with your cumdump mother.
>>722348014
How's that?
>>722348065
It's 4chan you fucking retard they love incest here, it's just as bad both ways, but your not gonna find morality in this cesspool,You feminist.
>>722346292
>aborting your kid
Wasn't even a kid yet
>>722348203
>Well asking for nudes of someone's wife is wrong
> Asking for nudes of someones mother is worse
Now combine that, or the two might cancel each other out.
>>722348270
Please clue me in on the part where I was feminist you fucking kneejerk little tosspot.
I used the word whore, you fucking mental midget. Go look it up, ignore the pic of your mom and stop using google images to look shit up. Then try again.
>>722348065
No one said otherwise you double nigger. Stop shoehorning your redpill bullshit into otherwise alright threads. You're as bad as SJW's for needing internet drama.
Lots of stinky holes in this thread.
>>722342954
How do you feel knowing that even apes(not niggers) know not to fuck there parents but you still did it.
What the fuck is wrong with Germans?
>humiliate me mache alles
>scat fetish
>Hitler
>Merkel
>>722345960
You still haven't answered the question.
>>722348037
>>722347882
Did anyone ever find out or get close?
>>722342954
pics or it didnt happen
>>722348401
Well this is /b/, morality is cancelled out per definition.
>>722342954
At what age did you start these relationships with your mother and at what age did you stop them?
>>722348560
Actually some apes sometimes do fuck their mothers (Sometimes the Alpha male of a tribe fucks their mum).
>>722348448
> Constantly complaining about gender inequality and asking how it would look if the genders were reversed.
How are you not a feminist, if not just as bad.
>>722348639
this
>>722348270
>It's 4chan you fucking retard they love incest here
Oh, it's loved everywhere - just not talked about.
and
>>722348802
I'm not talking about niggers ya silly goose.
>>722348065
>38 replies in and nobodys yellig yet that if you reverse the sexes everyone would be lightig torches and braying for blood?
That is correct.
>>722348639
>Did anyone ever find out or get close?
My grandparents knew/know (grandpa is still going strong) because grandma caught us in the cellar once. Big big big drama, you would not believe. They were living in the apartment above us at the time and Mom and me wanted to move old jung out of the cellar, we began fucking and did not hear grandma come down the stairs with the laundry. I was doing Mom from behind there was nothing we could say. it was too obvious. After a couple of very disturbung month they accepted our relationship. We installed an agreement that they would knock when they come down.
>>722348773
>At what age did you start these relationships with your mother and at what age did you stop them?
already answered look above
>>722349107
>(You)
>>722348914
I was talking about actual apes, but what I said also applies to Niggers tbh.
>>722349032
that's a really hot pic, and your story is hot.
truth is, I'm a bit jealous.
>>722349165
really tired of this psy ops shit. We get it you promote your religion by getting outsiders to commit sins in your religion and then demonstrating how their lives fall apart which gives virtue to your beliefs. There is still no god and when you die there is nothing. ALL you have is a book with some pretty damn good suggestions and a make believe happy place so you don't feel bad about the harsh realities of life
>>722349032
Would you consider your mother your best fuck/relationship.
>>722348961
did she ever compare you to your dad?
>>722348961
bist du hier im "deutschfaden" manchmal?
>>722349303
>Would you consider your mother your best fuck/relationship.
By far. I can never fell the same intesity, intimicy, and erotic pleasure with another woman. Never, I tried and tried but never.
>>722348589
Its /b/ everyone here is crazy
>>722349328
>did she ever compare you to your dad?
We never ever talked about him.
>>722349485
>bist du hier im "deutschfaden" manchmal?
Ja ab und zu aber eher selten
>>722349572
Did your mother ever get jealous of your fake gf's?
>>722349654
Translate to non nazi.
>>722349572
when did she died?
>>722349709
>Did your mother ever get jealous of your fake gf's?
Actually yes, very ofter. It was kind of stressful to handle it both. But on the other hand she always tried to out do them, in the kitchen, in the bedroom. So plus for me.
>>722349758
>Ja ab und zu aber eher selten
Yes from time to time but rather rare
>>722349758
nothing about his incest story.. Just want to see if he is a real german
>>722349799
>when did she died?
In 2014
>>722349907
Did your mom/wife ever like doing something specific in bed?
>>722350056
Did you always fuck at home, or did you ever do it else where?
>>722350056
Did she shave her self or was she more natural?
>>722350056
must be hard... loosing you mother and partner and lover
>>722350056
have you ever considered to mary her ? i mean, really live like maried people with a house, going out with her?
>>722342954
So do you have any pics of her?
>>722350069
>Did your mom/wife ever like doing something specific in bed?
She loved doggy, and well I do too. Also there were some day where she could go all night. I was so exausted the next day olus my dick hurt, but it was worth it
what did you feel when your mother told you she got preg.?
when you first had sex where did you cum?
have you ever did something kinky/sexual outside your own house? (exclude cellar)
how did your mom react when she had sex with you?
what clothes did you & your mom wear around the house?
did she ever came to your randomly and started fucking you?
ps this is as hot as a jew oven
>>722350131
>Did you always fuck at home, or did you ever do it else where?
99% at home, I remember one time at the local pool in one of the changing rooms. That was the best. One time in a toilet of a hotel, that wasnt as good, had to be extremely quiet.
>>722350260
Post a pic of her body
>>722350299
>ps this is as hot as a jew oven
topkek. by reading this i'm hard right now. So thanks op cannot fap as my moms and i are smoking in my bedroom everynight...
how did she die?
>>722350189
>Did she shave her self or was she more natural?
Not totally there was a little bit of hair left but I liked it that way
>>722350400
Was the relationship more maternal or were you grabbing that ass every chance you got, and also were you the sub or dom?
>>722350200
>have you ever considered to mary her ? i mean, really live like maried people with a house, going out with her?
Well, we did live together a long time, we did go out together and all that. But marrying, no ,not possible in Germany
>>722350260
you have a gf now? It's 3 year ago...
>>722350465
also do you regulary have sex now, and if so do you still think of your mom while doing sex?
>>722350559
Did you ever film yourself fucker her or take nudes of her , not asking for them.
>>722350559
yeah marry is not possible until youre in reality an indian. was more something about
>we did go out together and all that
>>722350465
Did you ever go to swinger parties/BANG strangers 3somes etc
>>722350260
you live in a city or countryside?
>>722342954
did you choke her, pull hair, spank, etc
Hast du denn noch Fotos von ihr, die du dir hin und wieder anschaust?
>>722350299
>what did you feel when your mother told you she got preg.?
>when you first had sex where did you cum?
>have you ever did something kinky/sexual outside your own house? (exclude cellar)
>how did your mom react when she had sex with you?
>what clothes did you & your mom wear around the house?
>did she ever came to your randomly and started fucking you?
I was so shocked I can not tell you, my whole world started crumbling down, it was the worst day of my young life.
At our first time I had to pull out I know its not safe but we were so in the moment, so we did it. We did not have condoms in the house. The next day she drove miles and miles away into another city to buy some because she did not want other people in the village to know that she needs condoms.
read above. Toilet and changing cabin.
she was all woman when we had sex, she was so feminine, such a change to how she normaly is, rather tough in the normal life, I loved that about her that she has anoher side that olny I get to experience.
Well, regualr house clothes, like sweat pants or jeans tshirt normal stuff.
Well, yes and the other way around too, like I said we were a normal horny couple we loved sex. And as mentioned above she had her days were she was just unsatisfyable...
>>722351165
Gtfo kraut
>>722350549
>Was the relationship more maternal or were you grabbing that ass every chance you got, and also were you the sub or dom?
Sometimes our normal mother son relationship came up, yes. When I needed help emotionally or something. That was difficult going from lover to mother/son..
>>722350565
>you have a gf now? It's 3 year ago...
yes what is the question, you think it's too qucik? 3 years is a long time
>>722350576
>also do you regulary have sex now, and if so do you still think of your mom while doing sex?
Yes, I am in a relationship and yes we do fuck, well yeah sometimes. I have a huge fetish for older woman now but my gf is the same age as mine so I have to use my fantasy from time to time
was there sexual things that she said "no" too?
>>722350706
>Did you ever film yourself fucker her or take nudes of her , not asking for them.
No we never did any of that
>>722351391
Is your current gf older. Is she similar to your mom?
>>722350825
>Did you ever go to swinger parties/BANG strangers 3somes etc
No, no, no never
>>722351679
Answered half of my question in >>722351607
Is she like your mom?
>>722350895
>you live in a city or countryside?
Well city now, but we used to live on the countryside with my grandparents
>>722350904
>did you choke her, pull hair, spank, etc
Nah, neither me nor she liked that
>>722343191
faggot. dig her up and control your numale angst long enough to get us a prenecro pic. or you know... just post a younger pic you fucking pussy faggot
>>722342954
Jesus CHRIST
Look at the axe wound on that broad.
>>722351165
>Hast du denn noch Fotos von ihr, die du dir hin und wieder anschaust?
Ja, na klar, aber keine Nacktfotos oder ähnliches. Will ich auch gar nicht.
>>722343507
faggot. she fucked and raised a faggot
>>722351656
>was there sexual things that she said "no" too?
Well, yes I wanted to try anal but she never allowed me to
>>722352013
Classy lady
lad doch mal ein foto hoch, zensier einfach das gesicht oder schneids raus
>>722350465
>here was a little bit of hair left but I liked it that way
yeah, you wouldn't want mom to look like a prepubescent girl
>smart
>>722351912
Translate into non-Nazi please?
>>722352210
>Translate into non-Nazi please?
just told him that yes I do look at pictures of her sometimes, but I do not own nudes of her nor do I want to look at them. I want to remember her
>>722352210
do you have a web browser faggot?
>>722352174
I'm guessing you never felt a wet hairy pussy then before faggot, feels like your licking your dads armpit.
>>722352497
Yup, Google Translate is notoriousaly bad though and tbh I don't plan on learning German soon.
>>722352515
I've eaten many hairy pussies.
Only faggots know what their dads armpit feels like licking.
And, you non-comprehending Trump voting moron, he said she was mostly shaved but kept some hair, like a land strip.
faggot
>>722349654
Is incest a kink of yours? Do you watch incest porn or browse r/incest?
Length and circumference of your dick?
>>722352733
One glass of libcuck tears to go pkease
>>722352697
google translate is notoriously good enough to understand what was said, faggot.
only faggots make other people translate for them. you want to know? do the work, faggot.
>>722352735
>Is incest a kink of yours? Do you watch incest porn or browse r/incest?
Well, yes!
>>722352875
kek
>>722352889
when someone speak german and english it's better for the guy to translate it then using google translate...
try google translate "i like banana" in some other language and translate it back to english. will get "banana in ass like it"
>>722352889
Notorious has a negative connotation Faggot learn to English
>>722353043
same they look more real to me because i dont understand english correctly to know what's they are saying (i can only read and write english)
When she got pregnant, was it your child? Did you discuss having a child with her? Please talk about the decisions you made concerning having children with her.
>>722353649
>When she got pregnant, was it your child? Did you discuss having a child with her? Please talk about the decisions you made concerning having children with her.
Yes, of course it was my child. It came totally out of the blue for me. I never thought about having kids with her I am her kid. She told me afterwards that yes she thought about it and that she would love to have another kid but the risk is too high.
>>722352864
Answer the question fucktard
>>722353878
babys from incest got more chance to be failed. 44 y/o women got more chance to fail a baby.
You could have made a soup with a vegetable tho.
>>722353878
What would you have named your kid?
>>722348961
My grandmother would have had my mother excommunicated, and then actually hired somebody to murder us
Can you describe her body? Size of her tits and such?
Would she swallow your cum?
>>722354456
Deiter
>>722354456
Wolfegang
>>722354456
Gunther
How did you feel when she had actual boyfriends?
>>722354456
Hans
>>722354456
Heinrich
>>722354456
Helmut
>>722354456
Aldi
>>722354456
Jurgen
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How big is your dick?
>>722353112
>notoriously
learn to sarcasm autist
>>722342954
when you came in her, did you cum with the force of a thousand sons, or just one son?
Did you cum inside of her?
>>722357991
About tree fiddy
did you ever discuss the taboo nature of what you were doing?
>>722358736
come on dude jsut answer te fucking quesiton
>>722342954
Op is gone