Waifu claiming thread: Narcissists only edition
Previous:>>722335765
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/7/first-wf-waifu-claiming-thread
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Claim :o
>>722342005
why not avatarfags only edition?
why can't everyone just be a loser like me? :(
>>722342105
If everyone was a loser then everyone would also be a winner
>Why havent I killed myself yet. Oh thats right, its because the shitposts keep me going
still here
>>722342005
Claiming the bork!
>>722342168
Hello kamikaze
Claim
>>722341913
>posts in a thread
>is publicly available
>no one asked you
No one told me not to read or reply either
>quite heretic
>lewds his "waifu" daily
Fucking kek
Wifi is dying, bye everyone! I love you all <3
>>722341033
her face is overly pretty so i think it's lewd~
>>722341077
im just introverted, it's normal, no worries~
>>722341088
you must a very strong will -.-
that must really suck
>>722341182
im going to bite your butt
>>722341205
i know you have it, i can feel it, you're looking at it now meow
>>722341268
its only teasing, baka
Tomo-chan is dating Hanako anyway, baka
baka!
>>722341387
Hi
>>722341395
She's so pretty, you should post her more so that people can enjoy her.
>>722341456
daww
>>722341533
hm, that would be... interesting. you might be right about me
ugh... i hope not
>>722341551
you being happy makes me happy too <3
>>722342255
Post lewds
>>722342168
>Why havent I killed myself yet. Oh thats right, its because the shitposts keep me going
>all of /b/
knock knock open up the door its real
>>722342304
Bye
>>722342310
/thread
I will say hello at the start of this thread then!
>>722341913
I switched waifus because, not only am I a heretical retard, I also stopped liking Ruby so it just didn't feel right anymore. I even went through a bote and I'm staying with Mash now. But who knows, once a heretic always a heretic.
It doesn't even matter now.
Also, what >>722342286 said. Don't lewd your waifu.
>>722342304
My dude, faces are not lewd.
>>722342168
>wanting to kill yourself because shielder broke your heart
kill yourself
>>722342286
Lewding is not heretic.
>>722342410
YUUUUUUUKIIIIIIII
>>722342453
I will lewd my waifu when i suits me just as you will switch when it suits you. In the end who really gives a fuck?
What went wrong that the threads are now this bad?
>>722342369
Nice claim, anon.
>>722342580
What's up Tali!
>>722342598
I'm not anon, it's me, mothe
>>722342492
Oh my sweet summer child. I wouldn't kill myself over someone that never cared for me! Thats just silly~
>>722342580
>Lewding is not heretic
It is unless its in pms
>>722342453
It's his "waifu" get it right
>>722342580
>I should be proud of her and show off her body
>whores her out constantly
>not heretical
You need to get with the program
>>722342583
>>722342710
is this your 4th avatar? -_-
>>722342799
nice hair -_-
>>722342583
Strong men create good times
Good times create weak men
Weak men create bad times
Bad times create strong men
>>722342656
In line at disney land
>>722342762
Nah not even
>>722342792
Whores have to have sex
>you get with the program
>>722342710
You're a good meme.
>>722341533
Sorry, I'm just way too bad at this, but.
>Shielder
Literally jú?
>>722342902
Oh yeah? I can't imagine it's busy this time of year. Are you in the park yet or no?
>>722342762
If Shielder is a narcissistic then he wouldn't care about anyone anyway.
>>722342304
That makes me even happier. I hope I cheered you up a little bit,
>>722343065
Exactly, so why kill myself over that?
>>722342902
Engage in sexual activity, actually. And if I'm not mistaken, bearing your body for attention certainly qualifies. Let's not forget avatrring to ERP with Jewvia
>being this autistic
Literally a 30 second google search could have saved you thinking that whore = only sex
>>722342945
Someone who says their wifi is dying whenever they get in a heated situation
Like being confronted
>>722342864
i-i think so ;-;
>>722342916
thank you for this moth, and thank you for the compliment!
>>722342765
Shut the fuck up before I put pineapple on your pizza.
>>722342792
What is waifu anymore tbqh fam.
>>722342974
This is me you silly.
>>722342580
I mean, sure, but lewding your waifu > heresy in terms of wrongness.
>>722343195
Oh hey, it's mothe
>>722342852
i know :o
>>722342893
stop speaking in riddles -_-
>>722343195
i liked your first one the most -_-
>>722343248
I didn't say anything you retarded potat.
> before I put pineapple on your pizza.
You won't, no balls.
>>722343277
shhhh I'm an undercover mothe don't blow my cover
also hi Alice
>>722343299
I believe the first one was... rei? or was it tsukasa
>>722343299
*molests*
>>722343164
>bearing
>>722343155
Fuck if I know.
>>722343248
Something few people here seem to respect
>>722343462
Your filenames blew it for you
What have you been up to
>>722343513
>disgusting
>>722343462
it was tsukasa
>>722343477
*kills self*
>>722343511
Baring, whatever. Ma langue primaire c'est le Français, alors je fais des erreurs
>>722342945
Ruri>kirino
>>722342974
yeah ive been in all day. Just in line for rides
>>722343164
Nudity is not sexual activity and juvia is my ship or did you miss that?
>>722343248
Nope.jpg
>>722343581
Pineapples on pizza is delicious
>>722343602
*crowd cheers*
>>722343668
Thats not ok
>my room is too cold
>>722343531
b-but all my filenames are mothe!
and I've been doing as okay as a mothe can be in the 21st century, how about you
>>722343602
my tsuklasa vault is missing what the h*ck
>>722343664
MOAR
>>722343629
hon hon hon onion
>>722343668
I gotcha, at least you're in Disney Land! I'm here at school lol
>>722343668
You post them for the self satisfaction and the gratification of others, how is it not sexual?
>my ship
I don't think you quite understand that one. You just do some faggy ERP
>>722343830
And that was the end of your cover. Gone before it started
Life of a mothe must be difficult in this era, but strive on little mothe, strive on
Power is a bit iffy because of this weather. so I'm here being a cunt. Probably gonna go play games soon
>>722343845
Actually, it's omelette du fromage
Claiming best girl.
So what is /waifu/ doing with their waifus on valentine?
>>722343668
Pineapples on pizza are delicious.
>>722343836
>>722344184
>So what is /waifu/ doing with their waifus on valentine?
Editing her videos on Youtube, actually!
>>722343581
yes.jpg
Lewding your waifu is wrong. It's like having others see your gf or wife naked.
>>722343581
Shhh. I'm just trying to trigger Kyouko.
>>722344272
>>722343664
Is there a source for these?
>>722344184
Preaching Miku albums onto non-weabs.
>>722342384
Off to the gym, be back later!
>>722344058
I havent been to school on like a year...
>>722343809
Shall i warm you?
>>722344163
That is where you are wrong. I simply post them because i like them. What others do is their business
>>722344184
We can order our pizza for ourselves
>>722344334
You lewded ruby at the time. Also i havenr posted any hardcore lewds in a bit.
Wait which Shielder is a narcissist and why?
>>722344273
lies and slander
>>722344163
you're no cunt, you're alice. don't speak such vulgar things about yourself
>>722344184
saya is very high on the girl shelf I agree, good claim
>>722344817
who is shielder
>>722344368
interracial threads on /h/
>>722344725
I was a complete retard at the time. I'm actually kind of ashamed of my time as Ruby because of that, but eh, what can you do.
Power seems stable, gonna go play games again. Back to infrequent replies
>>722344725
You post them when people ask for them and when they're talked about. Literally every day
>>722344817
>>722342304 this one
>>722344869
I'm not Alice, I'm Alice-anon
>>722344869
This guy >>722342304
and this guy >>722343248
too.
>>722344970
So what happened?
>>722344970
Both these statements are false
>>722344924
Eh if you say so
>>722343581
This.
>>722344507
Miku albums? Image albums or songs? Post your favourite songs.
>>722344725
Yeah. It's really hard to understand why these heretics don't like pineapple on pizza.
>>722344869
Yes. Saya is the best.
>>722346206
Its because they have shit taste.
>>722344970
you're a mothe
>>722345113
oh thank you anon
>>722346206
saya a cute
>>722345113
It's not worth going over
>>722345157
How are they false? You do it every night
>>722346376
I'm a mothe? Can there be more than one mothe?
>>722346666
But c'mon I love people with cluster B personality disorders!
>>722346447
that's much better, thank you
>>722346666
quads
and yes, anyone who has protrusions from their head is a mothe, Alice has two big mothe antennaes disguised as hair
Where is Karen poster?
>>722347553
Sleeping
pineapple pizza is good
Hawaiian pizza is great -_-
>>722347580
why
>>722347246
shanjo
>>722347583
what the
pizza pies aren't supposed to be sweet! that's what regular pies are for
>>722346941
Do you?
>>722347031
But those are braids. If they were antennas, that would have been extremely painful
>>722347641
Because he lives in Lebanon and it's 4 in the morning
Claim
>>722347739
pineapples aren't that sweet :o
pineapple, ham pizza is good -_-
>>722347808
boyfriend
>>722347765
time zones are shite
>>722347808
I want to eat a tomato now.
>>722347876
You don't have to tell me that
>>722347848
No
>>722347899
Go eat one then
>>722347765
it's okay, your secret is safe with me, Alice
>>722347848
I never tried ham before
>>722347899
don't eat her, dubs
>>722347765
>Do you?
>>722347965
yes :o
>>722347971
try it next time, some people even add bacon, but I don't like bacon that much -_-
Privyet tovarishchi
>>722348157
No -_-
>>722346666
Czeched. And i dont do it every night. That is false
>>722348202
Hello galil
>>722347971
But I know for a fact it's hair
>>722348068
Well, everyone has a type I guess
>>722348202
Get any more dicks in PM?
>>722346206
Music albums.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STAKZvEaE_I
>>722348323
What's your type?
>>722348157
thank you for the offer but I like my pizza pure CP with extra P and extra sauce
>>722348323
I know it's hair too *wink wink wink wink wink*
there's no way you're a mothe
>>722346206
>post your favorite songs
okay
https://youtu.be/x2dZIPQY2bo
>>722348292
Hello Spehss
>>722348323
E X P O S E D
Yeah, I do
>>722348975
How is your day going.
>can i shoot you
>>722349451
It is meh
>NO
Hime claimed~
>>722349769
That's uhhhhh
That's pretty lewd man
sleepy claimu
>>722349884
sleep with me? :o
>>722349884
Hello
>>722349846
Got a problem? Talk to the legs
claimuuuuuuu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok_Nw9K1Bcw
>>722350246
how do I not fuck up the eyes guys?
>>722350072
b-but that's lewd
also i don't want to break you and tomoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo up
>>722350201
Hiya! what's up?
>>722350246
that's some... interesting musics
>>722350230
Is she not wearing panties?
>>722350375
he just went to bed :o
I don't wanna break up you and ______
>>722350367
Like this
>>722350375
Nothing much
>>722350378
Panties are for hosers
>>722350510
That's cheating
>>722349561
Did something happen or just an average day?
>but you're a gun
>>722350246
Is this my Akari?
>>722350507
what an old man :o
implying :(
>>722350510
well that's fun
>>722350514
Oh my
>>722350583
It is not
>>722350627
A little bit of both
>Rude
>>722350837
Hello
>>722349769
moar
>>722350913
Here, have a box of "love"
Happy Valentine's.
>>722350321
Hi Alice how are you today? :)
>>722342893
hai Mai :)
>>722350375
thanks! :p
>>722350870
It is indeed! How are yoU?
>>722351066
Alice?
>>722350912
It's super fun
>>722351130
What's in the box?
>>722350913
Well what happened
I have returned
>>722351083
Moar what, anon?
>>722351237
Whatever you desire~
>>722351306
hug me Yuuki
I need it
>>722351224
Yes
>>722351419
Trips...
>>722351419
>hugs anon
What's wrong?
>>722351304
Nothing you should know
>>722351357
I want some of those delicious filled chocolates!
>>722351485
>ate] [Auto] 2 new posts
My special someone told me to fuck off...
>>722351436
hello Alice hope you are doing fine tonight
>>722351594
That's rude of them! I'm sorry bud
>>722351201
Good, how are you? I've never seen you on so early.
>>722351518
We can eat them together, how does that sound?
>>722351713
Thank you for that. How was your day, Yuuki?
>>722351798
Can't complain, just had two classes, got back from the gym not too long ago, doing some homework now. Yourself (apart from what happened earlier?
>>722351740
That sounds fun
>>722351923
Ooh, okay! What's ze homework for?
I went hiking for the first time in over 10 years with my dad today.. At least that was nice. I'm so glad, yet so sad about (that).
>>722352047
Data structures...we're doing some java programming with linked lists
>>722352148
That sounds really difficult...
Man, Converting decimal to hex is too much fucking trouble. Don't we have computers to do this shit?
>>722351995
I hope that was posted by accident..
It'll only be fun til' we run out of chocolate~
>>722352215
It is, I may be a CS major, but programming has never been my strong suit. I haven't been hiking in a long while
>>722351518
Oh ok i was just trying to be nice
>>722352148
I thought you left
>>722352360
I did, I just got back from the gym
>>722352353
Well, hope you do well on the homework and all that.. I'm still in highschool, that's pretty scary to me. You're real sweet, Yuuki. It was nice talking with you. Night!
>>722352462
Getting stronk?
>>722352506
Have a good night!
>>722352540
Yessir! Tonight was shoulders and core
>>722352278
That was just a coincidence!
>>722352360
It's fine
>>722352705
I wish i could go with you...
>>722352763
Is it better now that you are here, with friends
>>722351731
I'm okay. I really shouldn't be on now, I have two exams this week i really need to study for but I just can't seem to focus.
>>722352763
Any significant plans for the week other than being a lazy bum like myself?
>>722352821
It was
>>722352965
I've got a date tomorrow, other than that nothing really.
>>722352261
Is someone having you do this by hand or something? If you're on a computer then I think you should know that the basic calculator that comes with Windows lets you do that, though it's more cool if you code your own thing to do it in C or something
>>722353194
Oh galil has a date. Go galil go
>>722352705
Yuuki2skrong
>>722353237
Nice feet
>>722352821
Gym is fun, I've really started going a lot lately
>>722353391
Getting SHREDED
>>722353425
Post updates on your 6 pak
>>722353218
That was actually the joke.
I am being tested on converting Decimal to Hex by hand, and to binary, but binary is easy.
>>722353502
Still flab
>>722353530
Oh.. Well don't I feel like an idiot.
I mean as long as you can do it, yeah binary is the easiest, though I don't remember the others being that hard either.
>>722351138
>>722351138
Just remembered why I hate SMITE. Got matched against a team of no lifers
>>722351668
Power is stable again, so there's that
>>722353682
It's just more math. I'm taking a math class already. What's with this hidden math in my 'puter classes? Maaaaaaan.
>>722353791
If you're doing any sort of coding then you MUST understand math, if you want to make anything great/complex then you must be great at it.
>>722353308
Yeah, she's short and fun.
>>722354012
kek this thread is filled with neets and stemlords lmao...
>>722354184
You shouldn't hate on someone who is successful just because they do something you don't like or appreciate, without people like me you wouldn't be here right now.
>>722354344
Take note Alice, THIS is what a narcissist looks like.
>>722354344
you should not be so quick to judge as i am among your ranks as a stemlord...
>>722354626
I was talking not just of myself but everyone who does what I do, individually we aren't noticed but as a mass we make something. Basically, pic related
>>722354678
Ah, I am so used to people shit talking it all.
>>722354062
>She
Excuse me?
>>722354905
people talk shit on stem? thats absurd its the bedrock of modern civilization. collectively its literally only one of like a handful of other things that are worth going to a uni for...
>>722355296
Yes, she. A female, born with (and still has it) a vagina and XX chromosomes. What's so weird about that?
>>722355656
Right? I've ran into more than a handful of people who think it's pointless even though they're surrounded by people demanding it.
>>722353548
Do weekly ones so you can see your progress
>>722354062
But will ypu make her your gf?
claimed
>>722357334
Good evening to you
>>722357373
good evening how are you?
>>722357600
Playing some Minecraft. My cooking stuff was getting a bit full, so I had to make a storage area
>>722357678
what did you cook?
ill get on soon
>>722358088
I was just running out of room with ingredients. I made a few things and left you a few things in your food chest though
>>722357600
Hello utah
>>722358179
oh thanks
>>722358192
hello
>>722358452
How was your day?