penis enlargment bros post your gains and routines

losing some fucking weight might help, you fat cuck

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>>722342157
This, so much this.
Prefering sticking metal and plastic shit around his dick than actally doing a bit of exercice.
It's ok OP, you will have a bigger dick, even tho you are a gigantic sack of shit.

>>722341454

I was born with a massive cock so its not an issue for me.

That being said, the condition of the rest of your body indicates you cant be fucked looking after yourself, and therefore are not worthy. Of any good things in life.

Go get fat out of sight please.

Your dick won't be bigger though. Let alone better. Stretched skin. Loss of girth. Damaged blood vessels. Etc. Good luck not getting any pussy still.

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Cutting it off yields best results. Just try it, and measure from the head to as far as you can walk.

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this dude gained 5 inches in 5 years

Jelq 500-800 times a day every day for about a month now. Do kegels every now and then too. Have gained half an inch in length and a full inch in girth. Get boners more often and boners are harder. Not masturbating, exercising and eating right also helps.