57 decides what I get my wife for Valentines day

I suggest a dick in a fucking box

Lick her box

A hug <3

>>722336332
a fist in the face

a kick

>>722336565
that'd be great

unconditional love and support

A strap on

>>722337010
We already have one thanks ;)

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murder homicide

a divorce

a black bull she can fuck

A black eye.

strap on

>>722336332
A divorce

>>722336332
On Valentine's day you're going to give your wife an imaginary kiss, because she never existed.

9mm bullet between her titts

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>>722337562
rolling

Take her on a date surprise her with something she's wanted for a long time. Women love musicals.

a fishing chair

>>722338049
As great as an idea that this is, nowhere close has any musicals and plus also we're poor as FUUUUUCK

You seem like you kmnow whats going on, gimme something I can do for under 20 bucks in bumfuck Idaho

a bbc of course

A cum tribute to dame edna

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>>722338765
"Bumfuck IDAHO" Think, McFly, think!

A bowling ball

head

>>722338893
rolling for this

A new husband that doesn't ask an imageboard full of autistic 14 year old kids for any advice at all.

a romantic dinner at chuck e cheese

>>722336332
A husband who's not retarded

>>722340687
sdcbzdcfnbxngb

>>722336332
i ordered my girl a box of roses from roseshire.com. very fancy and super expensive but that's how I roll

>>722336332
Get her a nigger

>>722337167
ROLLING

>>722336332
pregnant

get her a pregnant

>>722340887
I roll like a pig in the mud because mud is free and I'm broke.

>>722341007
Been there done that no thanks

kill her

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Get the dog to eat the baby, make a WebM of it. Post to /b/. Send her a link. Then kys and live forever as a best of 4chan.

Or chocolate. Bitches love chocolate

>>722341236
The former is pretty tempting, i could be an immortal meme. Maybe just chocolate tho..

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>>722340887

women dont understand money, you do, you knew you spent too much on it, she wont, how long do you expect your relationship to last

Lay down naked at the kitchen with a cucumber in your mouth

A adobted Child

>>722342074
I feel she would appreciate that

>>722342198
Who wouldnt
Also reroll

>>722336332
The magical of "No!"

>>722342611
lolwut

rolling surprise buttsecks

Slap her sensual at her pussy

Divorce her and come out as gay

Heroin

Tell her you ve betraited her

Shit in a box

a divorce

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Give her a mute duck

Admit that you've always wanted to sexual explore with kids under 5

Divorce

Pile of shit, I want proof

A dead hamster

>>722343357
We got a winner!!

>>722343357
WINRAR do it OP you fucking faggot destroy your family

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>>722336332
A big black man to give her a good spready already

>>722343357
Oh shit!

>>722336332
WAT UR GONNA DO

>>722343357
We've got a winner! Present her with flowers, then drop the bomb. Webm her reaction

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>>722343357
DO IT FAGGOT!!!!!!!

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>>722343357
WINRAR!!! fucking do it faggot!!!!!

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>>722343357
OP Here. Anyone know how to file online?

>>722346545
http://www.divorcewriter.com/online-divorce-mobile.asp?src=g_miold_mob&gclid=CjwKEAiAz4XFBRCW87vj6-28uFMSJAAHeGZbU-jUJFYREWn9zfwtEnfVRrSFdIaV_qhZy2S8ZkINNBoC4G3w_wcB

>>722346697
cool thanks

My warden generally doesn't care for material things.... although she is earning 30+ grand in shit at any time. .. she like things I make.. ore things that make..... America... great again... buy her that hat .. she will sucks you're dick from her ass and it will be glorious.. the only thing better would be if she called you DJ Trump. While she likes your ass with and accent of rolling toungs.

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>>722336332
divorce paperwork

>>722347168
You're fucking spare parts m8.