b, how do you impress a cute girl ?

>>722332199
give her a bowl of eggs

>>722332199
Pet her head.

>>722332199
with 10"

>>722332199
Same way you impress any girl you tard. Prove to them that they need you in there life. Start doing favors or important shit for her until she relies on you. Once this happens she'll do most things to keep you close. Win win.

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>>722332199

>>722332199
Show her that gif.

>>722332199
act faggy

>>722332411
Dubs don't life

>>722332592
*their

>>722332199
holy shit sauce

>>722332199
Sauceeee

>>722332608
anyone know how to make this?

>>722334283
doesn't work like in the movies. You'd have to hold it there for an ungodly amount of time.

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>>722332592
>Start doing favors

beta the post

>>722334397
sauce? ive used ttx in the past but it doesn't knock them out it just paralyzes

>>722332199

Real talk? By talking to her and coming off as a funny, confident, relaxed, cool and fun/adventurous dude. By making her laugh multiple times or establishing some sort of in joke/banter between the two of you. By demonstrating that you are 100% self assured and have your own shit on the lock down without being arrogant, and that you are not at all intimated by her. And without bragging that you have some cool shit going on in your life that makes you a multi faceted character with some depth and x factor i.e some sort of artistic project that you do, or some movement or organization you donate time to ect.

>>722332592
Nah do anything just don't fucking listen to this guy

>>722332199
that fantastic voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K9dgJwrM7g

>>722332199
whit a big dick

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Women dont even like men, and half of them get their money from the government in 2017. Getting a woman to like you? okay, let's see what i can do for you
- lift weights
- dont talk
- listen to her talk about shoes and ice cream flavors
- start your own anime studio
- burn down all the other anime studios
- your anime becomes her favorite
- get your face permanently altered to look like the character of the anime she likes
- tell her you wrote that yourself while presenting her 100 million dollars, a basket of puppies, and a series of homes for her to take from you

If that doesnt work then suicide / kidnap scenario


Like think about this, why do you think, there's hundreds of "pick up artists" on youtube, all saying different things. There's female pick up artists who "teach you what women want," men, have you figured out why?

Because women are downies who can't even figure out what they themselves want, but what they dont want is what you do have

Find better uses for your time OP. For example, surround yourself with all the things women themselves want - money, house, car, and then when they start buzzing invite them to a hotel and piss in their mouth

>>722332199
By being yourself.


Unless you are a loser, ofc

>>722334751
>coming off as

enjoy only dating dumb girl who were dumb enough to fall for your tricks, and having only superficial relationship with girl who deep down don't like your real personality but are only in love with the character you impersonate in order to "come off as someone likable".

>>722332199
The people that have given genuinely good answers have had it thrown right back at them. Fuck off, OP.

>>722332199
Sauce?

>>722332199
Be attractive, charismatic, funny and successful. It's as simple as that.

>>722332199
Pay attention when her lips move. Words might be coming out.

Just be a fucking normal person and act a little more interested in her than you would anyone else.
Cuz, guess what, girls are people too and think like everyone else.

Just don't be a retard and take hints that she isn't into you.
If conversation is flowing just ask her to hang out, invite to party or some shit.

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>>722337551

>Cuz, guess what, girls are people too and think like everyone else.

Literally what

>>722332199
Be someone else or lower your standards.

>>722332199
Anyone know the source of this gif?

>>722332592
Tip fedora katanalord

>>722332199
Who would find it sexy to be pissed on

>>722338471
Hell, seems pretty sexy to me. I'd love to be pounding my wife's ass while shes tied up like that and have her start to squirt. I'd cum buckets.

>>722335494
This guy. He knows.

>>722332199
>how do you impress a cute girl
show her the dubs

Maybe start by not having a file called "rape8e983434.gif" saved on your computer.

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>>722335494
>Find better uses for your time OP. For example, surround yourself with all the things women themselves want - money, house, car, and then when they start buzzing invite them to a hotel and piss in their mouth

This

>>722332199
if she's dumb enough, convince her that you're a nigger. dumb bitches will put up with all kinds of shit as long as they have their trophy nigger.

>>722332199
source?

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>>722332592
Beta detected. In fact that's quite the opposite. It's not about tricking them into thinking they need you, it's about founding a person with same interests and passions.

>>722340530
Can confirm. I'm an actual nigger.

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>>722332199
>pic related
>>722335494
He gets it.

Tl;Dr: You don't.