Blocks your path What do you do?

>>722331796
tell her/him to move

>>722331796
Grab him by the throat, slam him to the ground, yank down his booty shorts and fuck him senseless.

No homo - just teaching him a lesson.

Leave him be. Turn 360 and walk away.

File: rapeface.jpg (150KB, 1756x1093px) Image search: [Google]

150KB, 1756x1093px

>>722331796
Ask him politely to move.

>>722331796

looks so much like a girl i could probably get it up.

>>722331796
hes pretty cute for a faggy boy

i hate when they try to go girl

id fuck him

>>722331796
kiss romantically

Ask him to come back to mine and dress like a girl

turn around and walk out of the Apple store

>>722331796
Tell him that his gym socks do not go with long shorts and a crop top.

Then watch as he runs off crying because his fashion sense failed him.

See news story about him at 10 o clock how he committed suicide after fucking an overweight bear (fat, hairy homo) and couldn't live with himself.

Chuckle, pop open another beer, get a blow jjob from hot wife.

>>722332893
>fat, hairy homo
kek thanks for the clarification

>>722332454
If you "turned 360 degrees" you'd be walking straight into him, as 360 degrees is a full circle. I believe you meant "180 degrees" which would then find you facing the opposite direction.

Come back to /b/ when you pass geometry, faggot.

>>722331796
literally just move him out of the way
he looks like he weighs all of 90 pounds

>>722333063
LoL, time for you to leave b fag. You just spilled your newfaggotry all over your apron.

>>722333063

lol how new are you ? XD

>>722332893
Gay

>>722331796
take home and fill ass for days

>>722331796
rape him to assert dominance.

>>722333063
you are trolling right ?

>>722333063
hey everyone, look at the giant retard

>>722333213
>>722333240
t. Newfags who fell for the middlefags bait

>>722333213
>>722333240
>>722333426
>>722333432


Aaaaand the true newfags show themselves. Thanks for playing boys.

>you're a newfag
>no u
/b/ these days

>>722333861
That's literally been /b/ since 2006.

Newfag.

>>722333658
hey everyone look at the new fag here, kek

>>722334343
thanks for making my point more obvious

>>722334343
look at the newfag

>>722331796
>wait 5 seconds for him to move
>move him if necessary

>>722331796

sweet

>>722331796
Inject him with krokodil then shoot him with a 12 guage in the face

File: kanzleramt-peter-altmaier.jpg (31KB, 940x529px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 940x529px

>>722331796

I would do his lil ass

>>722331796
wait for OP to stop sucking his dick so i can suck. But then go the other way because OP can't stop sucking cock. Then come back so OP can suck my dick too.

File: fug.png (16KB, 174x231px)

16KB, 174x231px

>>722332360
Well fuck, I should buy some booty shorts.

>>722331796
Hah that's in Israel.
Give him a gun and send him to shoot arabs.

>>722335317
No this kid would have been stoned to oblivion if he was in the middle east

throw a hook so hard he gets sent back to narnia or wherever the fuck the fairys frolic

>>722332454
>>722333063

How many times have I read this on /b/?

File: 1484519015987.jpg (975KB, 1402x1591px) Image search: [Google]

975KB, 1402x1591px

This is now a boybutt thread

File: wyr.png (115KB, 1200x388px)

115KB, 1200x388px

>>722331796
Ask him a question

>>722335778
gross

File: 13645300_1051663138204264_4146303164691509327_n.jpg (54KB, 750x872px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 750x872px

>>722335574

>>722335716
>wherever the fuck the fairys frolic
So, your dad's bedroom?

>>722331796
Go around him. Wide berth.

>>722333441
is that the new bait meta?

>>722331796
kiss and ask him politely to move

hello /b pls help and send 0.000531 BTC to 19jBM TZ5iN8gJ E4devEx k1mEPZ RvyskJWL. just want to get Trumpcoinza

>>722331796


I drop to my knees

loosen his belt

pull his shorts down

and slowly suck his magnificent cock to an amazing orgasm

then kiss him, sliding my tongue in his mouth so he can taste his sweet spunk.

no homo though.

Is it just me or does it kinda looks like the supreme gentleman?

>>722331796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7PilYKSJg0

Service him , he's cute

Not a faggot btw

>>722336929
nope. hes way cuter.

>>722331796
Criticize his abysmal fashion choices.
Laugh as he breaks down crying over it.
Go home and brew a pot of tea.

Notices he has a 42% vulnerability to electricity due to homosex
Spam abilities given to me by Cleric Pence of God Emperor Trump
Offer boipucci as sacrifice

>>722332893
Oh, shit. Hivemind! See: >>722337930

File: cody_cachet03.jpg (109KB, 650x1000px)

109KB, 650x1000px

this thread needs more cawk.

File: moot-newfag.jpg (22KB, 510x430px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 510x430px

>>722333861
>these days

File: 0026.png (309KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

309KB, 640x360px

>>722331796
Scream "Allahu Akbar!" at him

>>722331796
I put on my robe and wizard hat.

>>722331796
Commit a hate crime

>>722331796
teleport behind him

>>722331796
"Pardon me, sir. I am trying to tread this path. Can you please move out of the way?"

and when he moves, I'll totally be like "Thank you, have a great day" and continue walking.

The end

>>722339060
fucking monster.

>>722331796
Smash his faggot face with a brick as hard as I can, sending blood and pieces of teeth all over the place.
I'll be wearing googles though so I won't catch his AIDS.

>>722339239
Even the Greeks wouldn't have put a dick that tiny on a sculpture.

>>722331796
be like. Boy! move out my way before I fuck you in the ass!,

then pray he doesn't move.

>>722332360
Definitely
Definitely
Gay

>>722331796
I ask him to please move

If he does, I continue walking
If he doesnt, I take him to the street and throw him at a moving car

Ask it to move