Does anyone even like this flaming faggot?

>>722330476
single women with 3 or more cats

Yea, I like him.

>>722330476
i dont.

i dont like anything that talks about people that talk about absolutely nothing meaningful.

its like putting shit from one mouth to the other.

>someone did something
>opinionated "news"

yeah sure, people wanna suck this tea sipping faggots cock but they shit on fox news

kek

>>722330476
Take your alt right bullshit back to /pol/

>>722330476
hes funny as long as youre not cuckservative

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He's funnier than anyone I've ever seen on /b/. And he can insult people without having to resort to "flaming faggot" like an edgy teen..

>>722330476
>>722330476
He's funny

Sometimes he gives actual reasons for having opinions.

Sometimes he is just a lefty libtard faggot.

I will say this though, he is much more funny and entertaining than Trevor Noah from the Daily Show.
Holy fucking shit Trevor Noah sucks dick.
He barely makes any jokes and just spews half the story or even lies to make liberals seem like they have the right answer to everything.
He gives no actual reasons for having his opinions.
If he was actually funny or entertaining to watch, I'd be ok with him saying half truths, but he's not.

>>722330698
This

>>722330854
I'm conservative and I sometimes watch John Oliver and the Daily Show.

He was never really funny or successful when he was in the UK; just another panel show comedian no one gave a toss about. Can see why he jumped to 'Murica

>>722330476
John Oliver is a biased liberal commentator and a shitty comedian. So I except only liberals who enjoy circle jerking like him.

Jon Stewart on the other hand was a comedian first and politics commentator second, so probably lots of people all along the political spectrum like him.

>>722330476
He's one of those Daily Show spinoff people who get their laughs by making fun of people who disagree with the target audience, right?

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ITT: butthurt Trumptards who hate John for pointing out muh president's autism

>>722332182
pretty much on point

>>722331080
Why doesn't the right have people like this?

Comedians turned political commentators.

I don't like him, but goddamn, can you whiny Trump crybabies just stfu? Go jack off to President Pussypants.

>>722331200
this. still funny
not as funny as Democrat tears though

>>722332269
Conservatives don't have senses of humor. I mean, who is the funniest conservative comedian? Larry the Cable Guy?

>>722332182
Lots of people like me didn't vote for trump and find John Oliver boring. He's yelling at me and forcing unfunny jokes. Why would anyone like a guy like that?

>>722330476
who needs him now that SNL does only political comedy... bye bye John Oliver

>>722332554
He does suck, but it is hilarious seeing Trumpets get so fucking butthurt.

>>722330476
yeah i do

He was funny on the Daily Show but now he's a try hard.

>>722332699
Nobody here is really getting "butthurt." They're just saying this guy isn't funny. I for one never found the guy funny, and I haven't seen anything he's said since he was on the Daily Show to replace that other guy that isn't really funny who got his own show.

>>722330698
>>722330854
>>722331004
>>722332182
>>722332268
Y'all are just mad that a strong American patriot won the Presidency instead of that Jew-controlled disaster Hillary.

>>722332891

Agreed. The nigger they have on the Daily Show now is unwatchable.

>>722330476
Of course! He's a comedian, not a politician.

>>722332969
I dont give two shits who is the leader of fat land, I am just observing and commentating

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>>722330625
Friend on facebook has like 5 cats and she loves this guy, but deathly afraid that men want to rape her.

Shes probably right too

>>722332969
>implying I thought Hillary was a good choice either

I voted third-party, faggot

With a choice between an evil Machiavellian cunt and an abject dumbshit, anyone who voted for either of the main parties for President ought to be sterilized.

>>722330698
^

>>722333366
Is that dubs quads dubs?

>>722330476
Only smart non-faggots like him.

>>722333506
>Only people with no sense of humor like him

Fixed it for you

Actually yanks he is just payback you sent us Madonna and we had to get back at you somehow

We apologize for James Corden cos no one deserves that

>>722333627
>pretending to have a sense of humor

You probably don't even think the fact that hundreds of thousands of people who didn't even vote think screaming and crying is going to do something to change their imagined new world with Trump as president is funny.

>>722330476
That is Stephen Colbert's lover. Nobody likes either of them. They both fuck each others asses during their shows.

>>722332269
Larry Miller. But now he does radio. Hmm, seems like once you align with the side of right it's real hard to get your own show...

I got 5 bucks that says Op is actually John Oliver.

>>722333812
Fuck i meant Dennis Miller.

>>722333932
Bro
It's always John Oliver
Or Conan
Trevor noah
Or Seth myers
It's just the way it is.

>>722334062
But Dennis Miller isn't funny. He tries so hard to sound smart that it overshadows the joke.

>>722333809
Oliver sucks. Colbert is awesome.

>>722333791
What?

>>722334410
Colbert sucks. Was good back at daily show.

>>722334368
I don't think he's Hilarious but he's been entertaining. I'm not sure if he's trying hard or he just is smart. My point is Show biz has a lefty bias. Miller was a golden boy of SNL and HBO till he came out of the conservative closet.

>>722334415
Sure, I didn't write it in the best way, but it's all there, grammatically correct.

Try reading it again or something.

Or I can dumb it down for you:
You probably get butthurt about protestors, rather than laughing at them for thinking their protests works. Further explanation: These protestors did not do anything they should have done to actually make a change. Now they think they can make the change they refused to make in the first place.

I forget that sometimes "Subject verb noun" is the only form of sentence some people can comprehend.

>>722332269
Yeah I once dreamed of doing something like this. In college I made quite a spectacle of humiliating ignorant libtards. True cucks that they are, they typically adored me for it.

I looked into it and basically getting your own show is 100% a networking game. Gotta know a producer and he has to like you. The entire career path is "get a bottom rank job that may move you around a lot and occasionally you get a passing glance at someone important and if you catch their eye and impress them then you get your own show".

So I said fuck that, and did something else.

Alternately you can become independently famous on the internet until mainstream offers you a show. Just as much of a crapshoot, but at least you're not doing bitchwork. But youtube content creation is also a shitshow since you have to optimize for watch-minutes and you're most likely going to lose out to people who create hours of garbage for toddlers to watch.

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>>722330476
I hate this piece of shit with every inch of my soul. He represents the absolute apex of hatred for me.I want to see him in an ISIS snuff vidyo.

>>722333254
Johnson or Stein?

Either way, we stand together. If even one third party wins, the rest benefit.

>>722334766
I have no idea what you are going on about. I don't have an opinion on protestors except whatever makes them happy. Large protests are also quite fun. I attended the DC women's march and liked the energy.

>>722330476
somehow I knew that would be the exact screenshot I'd see on 4chan later

>>722330476
Yes I thought it was hilarious

He pretty much covered all the points on why Trump will get impeached soon. Especially since that 1924 congress law that forces government members (and the president) to release their tax returns.

Gonna be one wild ride with Mr. Pence

>>722330476
i do

currently...
Colbert: good.
Oliver: better.
Seth Meyers: best

>>722332538
Dennis Miller

>>722335065
I'm going on about your lack of a sense of humor. I'm going on about this because you claim people who don't like this John fellow have no sense of humor. I used this as an example of something you can't laugh at. You don't understand, perhaps, because you really do not have a sense of humor beyond "This guy said something about somebody I disagree with! That's funny!"

>>722332538
Lmfao true, conservatives are too busy banging their sisters and telling everyone that anytime something happens they were too busy at work blaming liberal for having to fuck their sister all the time

>>722330476
Yes I do, fuck you

>>722335234
You mean
Colbert: forced to cater to mainstream audience
Oliver: still yelling at me and pretending to be comedian
Seth Meyers: fuck being a comedian let's go full liberal commentator

>>722335035
>Stien
I've made my own conspiracy theory that the left came up with Stien so they had something to counter Johnson. She has 10% the support Johnson had, who had 10% the support the main candidates had. Yet now that Ron Paul and peoples poor satisfaction with political choices has made a third party something that has to be acknowledged. Somehow the news never told you about Johnson without saying, oh yhea, and Stein too!

>>722330476
No

>>722330476
Millions of folks.

How many people like you?

>>722335432
what a fag

>>722335334
Dude, relax.

First I said people who like this John fellow have no sense of humor, not the other way around.

I still don't get what you are saying honestly.

>>722330476
Yeah, I don't watch him religiously but the few episodes I've seen were hilarious.

>>722335684
I am relaxed. I guess I just kind of suck at reading. Perhaps I just started drinking too early today.

>>722335799
I know that feel. No drinking today though working overtime

>>722330476
yes.

>>722330476
I loved him in Community but yeah his show is trash. I have a personal theory that three main actors from Community are doing trash shows as a huge meta plot that will later tie in to the Community movie. Joel McHale in "The Great Indoors", Ken Jeong in "Dr. Ken", and of course John Oliver in his shitty pseudo-intellectual shitshow. Maybe the fact that Donald Glover is having success in the Star Wars franchise, parodied in Community, will play a part too. This kind of huge meta joke would make sense on a show that has a character whose basic purpose is breaking the fourth wall (Abed)

I enjoy his content, unless it gets political.

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>>722330476
While I don't agree with anything he says I still find him entertaining so I guess I like him

>>722335447
I mean, I disagree with the Green party, but I support third parties in general. My priorities are "Functional democracy > economic policy > defense policy > social policy"

The partisanship we're seeing now is going to implode eventually if we keep adding fuel to the fire. It's just not sustainable indefinitely. And when you're on top as a superpower, that's pretty much the only way to lose. Yet how eagerly we all march to that end. Because we just hate those red tribe/blue tribe motherfuckers.

Multiparty democracy would have fixed this. Who cares if Johnson isn't qualified (like Trump is?). The point was to put 3rd parties on the map once and for all. But no, didn't even break 5%. For shame.

>>722336066
True for everything in life

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>>722336162
>I support third parties
Well that's a complete waste of time and energy
when exactly was the last time a third party won the elctions?

>>722335069
Yeah same here, haha

>>722335072
Name the law and link it

>>722336162

i agree with you, in germany we have multiple and you see some flickers of flame, but nothing serious yet

in the end i just wait what happens, it may all burn down or end in a stalemate

>>722336392
>last time
Nigger there has to be a first time

>>722330476
I like him

>>722336682
wasn't lincoln a third party?

>>722336392
July 2nd, I believe. Australia.

Because my whole point is that multiparty democracy exists in every other democracy but ours.

>well, except for one party democracies like China and Russia.

>>722330476
No

>>722334410
I watched the Report for years every single night, but he's such a fucking cringey middle america watered down yawn now. I know it was a character and I know it was hyperbolic, but it was so much better.

>>722330476
>>722330682

He's hilarious. If you assfuckers would have someone suck the cum out of your trumps after it's lovingly deposited there, you might be able to see things clearly.

Longnose tribe

>>722336753
No, Lincoln was republican.

>>722332269
TV Jews won't back a conservative leaning comedy show. That's the real reason

>>722336549
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revenue_Act_of_1924


do you even lift bro?

>>722330476
My roomie thinks he is the funniest smartest hippest person on the planet.
Also super left winged.
If he wasn't fucking loaded....

>>722337264
>Doesn't know history class


Okay bud, you do know Dems and Repubs both switched their agenda to be the opposite right?

lmao, my dude go back to school

>>722337609
More rich liberals in the world than conservatives my friendo

>>722337622

Was waiting for this lol

It's fucked being a Canadian who more about the US govt than our own -.-

>>722332269
Unfortunately the thought processs is black and white. They don't understand nuance well so they don't work well in comedy. You have people like Dennis Miller who have tried but they aren't very funny. Also, the material is better if you are on the left. It is easy to make fun of people who are black and white thinkers.

I have to say that John Olivers monologue on Trump last night was great

>>722337890
Yeah dude, don't worry, the educated Americans here realize how big of a mistake Trump is


We are truly sorry to be an embarrassment to the rest of the world lol

>>722337622
http://www.answers.com/Q/Was_Abraham_Lincoln_democrat_or_republican
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republican_Party_(United_States)
http://factmyth.com/factoids/lincoln-was-a-republican/
https://www.quora.com/Why-was-Abraham-Lincoln-a-Republican
Also still listed under Repub, even if there was a switch.

>>722330476
not since all his shows now just bash the President

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>>722330476
You realize you are making fun of him with a picture his show made to make fun of you, right?

>>722337622
>>722337890
It was kind of a third party. Like if the democrat party of today dissolved then formed a new party before the election kind of third party.

>>722336962
I have a relative who didn't understand that it was satire, that Cobert was playing a character

>>722338012
...because he was a republican. Party names aren't ahistorical labels for an ideology, they're organisations that have had shifting agendas and ideas throughout history.

>>722337973
What the fuck is this meme? Obama and Hillary are fucking easy targets. You say no conservative has a major show and is good. I say no conservative has a major show because the people in charge don't want it that way. There were so many potential jokes with Obama but all the big time guys played softball with him. Compare Norm here at Clinton's correspondence dinner with Obama's'. Where they told the jokes with him not at him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5kpXhq5nHM

>>722337720
>More rich liberals in the world than conservatives my friendo
Actually there are more rich conservatives than rich liberals would be my guess.
Why do you think Citizens United is so hated by the democrats.

>>722336392
It is the people like you that keep voting in from the same two parties that are actually the problem. That you cannot look past them shows how stupid you are.
I voted for Castle myself.

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>>722335684
>people who like this John fellow

your blue blood is showing, cunt.
olivers consistently good. sometimes gets a little shouty and his hashtaggings dumb, but he's got to play the same systems trump does.

>>722338459
Dunno. The Democratic party is still pretty big on slavery. They just got creative about it to the point that the slaves actually want it.

>>722332969
I love Trump and I honestly don't give a shit who else likes/doesn't like him, nice try kid...what else you got?

P.s. I'm not even murican.

>>722337973
>I have to say that John Olivers monologue on Trump last night was great

agreed

>>722338012
I never said he wasn't a republican, I was saying that republicans and democrats have switched their ideas over time to be the opposite


With that said I can post links too my dude

http://us-presidents.insidegov.com/stories/3613/republicans-democrats-switch-platform

http://www.livescience.com/34241-democratic-republican-parties-switch-platforms.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party_switching_in_the_United_States

You seem to be missing my point, which is understandable, since you clearly never understood American History very well my dude

>>722338969
Never said was a modern Repub.
>No, Lincoln was republican.
Was, just saying that he was.

>>722339177
*was listed under Republican.

>>722338635
>What the fuck is this meme? Obama and Hillary are fucking easy targets. You say no conservative has a major show and is good. I say no conservative has a major show because the people in charge don't want it that way. There were so many potential jokes with Obama but all the big time guys played softball with him. Compare Norm here at Clinton's correspondence dinner with Obama's'. Where they told the jokes with him not at him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5kpXhq5nHM [Embed]
I should have added that thin skinned people are also easy targets. It is hard to tell jokes "with" people who take offense at every joke.. The reason that Trump had such a problem getting A-list performers at his inauguration was not because the "people in charge don't want it that way". He was in charge after all. It is because no-thinking and successful artist wanted to be associated with him. His over the top reaction to that also made comedy material BTW (grin)

>>722339251
>>722339177

Lmao okay well he was a "republican" but he wasn't a "modern republican"

so that means that you can't compare Lincoln to modern republicans

so basically anyone using him as an example for some fuckass reason to make the modern republican party look better is an idiot

that's my point

>>722330476
He's a big fucking limey faggot

>>722330476
Yes. If you don't, you are probably a misinformed lemming who thought Trump was a better choice than Hillary because you lack even the most basic ability to think critically.

>>722339569
Okay. also I was only answering a question, I never was trying to defend or promote something.

>>722338084
This

>>722339738
>to think critically.
You mean to accept what the tv tell you to believe blindly

>>722330476
not bc of his shilling lately but
this guy is totally unfunny..no spontaneous jokes nothing
they make profit of his nerdy look and premade jokes only
i think that one ginger guy from a latenight show is epic, he has lots of good jokes !

>>722340039
had to google him lol
>ginger late night show
>Conan O'Brien
im gonna watch some on youtube now

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>>722330476
Actually that bit you've got right there showed a lot of self-awareness. Most of the establishment left wants to forget that they lost the election by reacting instead of thinking, at least Oliver advocates a smidgen of insight.

>>722330698
>he doesn't blindly believe media talking heads?
>he must be from /POL/

Yeah thats right alt righters, go back to /pol/ 4chan is a place for diversity and conformity.

>>722339485
If Trump had the same support from the press Obama did you would never hear a bad word about him. To bad his isn't a black democrat.

>>722331004
Sure he can
>this guy is so dumb
>shows picture of a beaver riding a train downstairs
>he makes this lil guy look smart
[crowd laughing]

>>722330476
He's pretty funny.

As much of a cuck as he is, this one is very true. We live in a post-factual era.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xecEV4dSAXE

>>722332969
>draft dodger
>patriot
Nice meme

>>722332538
Bill burr.

>>722332969
>Jew-controlled disaster Hillary

Are you just ignoring Trump dropping to his knees for "Bibi" Netanyahu and sucking every last bit of Jew-cum right out of that Israelis cock?

>>722330476

His bit about pyramid schemes was legit af. But yeah, most of his shit is... well... shit.

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>>722332538

>>722332269
Pretty sure you have to be intelligent to be a comedian. A good one anyway.

I don't like how he has pre-defined "laugh pauses" and he gets caught out by them all the time while he waits for people to laugh and it doesnt happen

>>722336753
He was a Whig like many that formed the Republican party. So yes technically they were.

u reminded me to download the new ep <3 :)

Hes honestly one of the most rational people on TV. Be serious with yourself about Trump. This is not good for you guys -- everyone sees that.

>>722330476
Yep. I really nailed the fundamental problems with Trump, his believers/enablers and the current political climate last night. And this image reveals that he knows exactly what kind of nincompoops dislike him.

Does he trigger you trumpanzees?

>>722340620
he also laughs at his "own" jokes which is pretty fucking lame

>>722335035
Their were liertally no good candidates this year, except mayyybe bernie, but hes a retard in his own way, john and jill were both uneducated idiots on the topics they based their campaign on.

>>722336392
The Republican Party.

A third party that became one half of the duopoly today with the election of Abraham Lincoln.

If your black or black friends you may have heard of the Emancipation Proclamation.

>guys this week conservatives did something i didn't liked
>shows picture of a clown on fire eating a banana
>this is them
[crowd laughing histerically]

Truly a genius of comedy

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>>722333765

>>722339569
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Wow i didn't knew 4chan got their thoughts spoonfed by tv talking heads ... guess things did changed last month...
Oh wait are we being raided by leftypol again ?

>>722340834
Reductive.

>>722333254
Not voting for her gave us Trump. You threw your vote away.

>>722336162
To be fair about the camps thing, even though ide throw a huge party of trump and pence got hit with crusie missles i also would rather die then see china run world politics.

OP is a faggot. John Oliver's show is lightyears ahead of the daily show, given that every episode focuses on a single issue. I don't think payday loans, repo men, evil housing associations, embezzlement and other shenanigans are strictly right/left issues.

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>this whole thread

I'm glad I'm not American.
Clearly there is something in the water over there.

>>722341009
Anyone I don't like is "leftypol" of the other chan. Makes perfect sense.

He fucking destroyed /pol/ with that Last Cuck Tonight line.

>>722340411
>post factual era
>media been caught lying left and right to push agendas
>people start to not believe them
>this makes you retarded somehow...
Wow really made me think.

>>722341024
Pretty hard to glean gold from shit.

>>722336905
China isnt a democracy at all, the president is picked by the politboro committee

>>722330476
i like him fight me nigger

>>722341231
I am sorry but 4chan was NEVER a politically correct place, even worse a place for conformity to tv endocrinatory shows.
Pls, remove yourself.

>>722341243
The media is no different from Trump, both lie to push agendas.

>>722341243
Trump grts his facts from fucking britebart

I love him. He is awesome!!

>>722330476
Nope.

>>722332969
>implying trump isn't controlled by the jews
>implying trump isn't just using patriotism as a marketing tacitc

How john oliver comedy works
>read the "news"
>show random image
>relate image to news
>libtards laugh and feel smarter

>>722330476
most of us with IQs above 100 like him. We all know and dont care that you inbred Trumpetters don't.

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>>722330476
he actually sparked a couple of ideas for my biz portfolio. One being the used car dealership to low income people. And collecting peoples vehicles is actually easier than I thought. We usually reclaim the cars while the people are at work. Then with GPS locators this days, it's even easier.

Second, the buying loans that that are way past due from banks. After 3 moths this venture it's still not profitable, but it's getting there. We might hit break-even point with in a month or two.

>>722341243
Define media.
If you're talking about the place where reason goes to die--Breitbart and Infowars--you're right. But if you're talking about not-exactly perfect CNN, the New York Times, the Washington Post--you're just another shill for the shitheads and swallowing all their effluvia.
Go look at yourself in a mirror. Do it. Go.

>>722330476
He may be a faggot but atleast he is not a nigger so fk off

>>722341243
How did that Kool Aid taste? Trumpy?

>>722341379
Yes thix thread is all abouy how much we love john oliver and how much we all agree with him, hang yourself froma tree faggot

>>722341406
This is why the media hates Trump with such passion. For once a politician who fights dirty like them.

>>722341450
Wow is that a brand of news that its a ''no no''?
Oh gee, thanks, i will keep away from it to be as cool as you.

>>722341379
>endocrinatory

>>722330476
Unemployable Alt-Cuck basement dwelling white faggots with dreadlocks who dream of a life sucking nigger dicks love him. But if their Parents didn't pay the cable bill, they couldn't afford to watch him. Faggots! lol!

>>722341696
Not really. Every politician does this. Trump just has different interests than most of the other politicians or the media and this is why he's hated by everyone.

>>722330682

This.

I think Last Week Tonight is the EXACT SAME THING as Fox News

They watch it for the type of commentary they want to listen to. And that's what it is, commentary, not news.

That said, I like John Oliver just because he'll always be Professor Ian Duncan to me and holds a special place in my heart

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>>722330476
Funny, entertaining. Almost on par with Bill Maher.
Im more right leaning though... there just isn't any good right wing entertainment. I like what Colbert tried to do, even though it was very "mock conservative."

>When will the right get some good TV?
>When will they get their own news?

Inb4 Info wars. Though hes funny too, I am always laughing AT him...

>>722331080

This. No dick Noah is about as funny as colon rectal cancer. I hate that fucking faggot.

Yes thats why people watch him

>>722341784
It's fantasy--crude, willfully ignorant and hateful fantasy. Not fact. It's for the constipated mind.

He was alright when he actually talked about real issues like the drug war, for profit prisons, pay day loans, etc. But now all he does is say hurr durr everyone is literally Cheeto Hitler. The cuck has lost all credibility.

>>722341852
>>722341852
Dat overly specific projection.

>>722332699

>being this desperate to have an upper hand on /b/

>>722332269
Doug stanhope is libertarian

OP just keeps making these threads, god his life must be empty

>>722341897
The difference being Fox News is an actual News channel, while Last Week tonight is a comedy show.

some of his jokes miss, but I enjoy him overall

>>722341872
No i don't think so. No one has done it like trump. That is the main reason he is hated as much as he is. But it is also the reason he won.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76yJw_Uu7w0

>>722330476

They try hard to make him funny. He wasn't funny in the UK, but he can deliver a line for pay.

Remember when Wikileaks out him for collaborating with Hillary Clinton's campaign?

Yup, he is a media whore and marginal player who recites propaganda on cue.

>>722341602
oh the old "fox news" rhetoric was switched by breitbart and infowars now?
Oh gee, thanks for the warning bud.
But i question every single one of those yet i still trust these jokesters more than cnn and new york times simply because they are too broke and dumb to sell out.

I am not even american tbh but it is amazing to witness you tv for brains zombies trying to spread your virus around here.

>>722341661
I am brazilian you liberal faggot, i never had a cool aid in my life.

>>722342179
>>implying cable news is more informative than your average comedy show

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>>722330476

>>722341602

>generic media outlets
>"not exactly perfect"

Holy Christ, I hope the rest of you guys don't embarrass yourselves like this faggot.

>>722341897
NO ITS NOT WHOEVER WATCHES LAST WEEK TONIGHT GETS SMARTER WHOEVER WATCHES FOX NEWS GETS DUMB
OH MY GOD I AM FED UP WITH THIS SITE, CAN WE GO NOW?

>>722341232
oh yeah, right when I saw that I was like wooooow them alt righters have NO fucking ammunition now haha

>>722330476
Yeah, my liberal teachers

>>722342248
The reason he won is because unlike other politicians he is really straight forward and easy to follow. He's entertaining because he says what he means, even though he changes his mind every 5 seconds. That's what appeals to people.

>>722342413
That's what I'm saying. It's not and it's laughable.

>american zombie apocalypse already happened
>zombies have tv for brains
>they demand you to submit
>show resistance and get attacked
>zombies don't own guns
Its a perfect time to stock ammo

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>>722342666
SATANIC TRIPS
>CHECK'D

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>>722341572
how your brain works
>I see something I don't like
>shitpost on 4chan
>attempt to sum up his entire career in a few words
>fail miserably and look like an uneducated cunt

>>722330476
I don't.
that's more than enough.

>>722341078
>voting your conscience is throwing away your vote

ok dumbass

>heh, he gets his news from this joke brand (fox/braitbait/ninfowars)
>i am superior and better informed
>i get from this comediant
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR

>>722342709
You're half right. The other half is that he wasn't PC. He didn't tip toe his speech like every other candidate. But like i said that is the very reason the left hates him more than your average Republican. We're kinda saying the same thing.

>>722342838
he is right though, his "comedy" is just like that.

>>722342838

>damage control
>being this upset

>>722333333

ebin

>>722343081
Alright well that's just like, your opinion, man.

>>722342838
Lets see how your brain works
>watches tv
>obey the tv
Oh gee that was hard

I'm a liberal-leaning business-orientated republican, and I find it funny most of the time. I disagree with him often enough, and I also think his jokes are stupid at times.

That said, I thought the main segment last night was hilarious and accurate.

>>722343190
Its not an opnion... its a fact, he does that!
Are you capable of noticing things by yourself or do you need someone in the tv to spell it out for you?

>>722342342

Holy shit this. America is full of these brain dead fucktards sucking media cock like it's a legitimate source of information.

>>722343326
buy guns
aim for the head.

American liberals are no different than resident evil 4 ganados, everything is ok until tv man says you are the enemy, then you are fucked.

>>722343326
I know right. Some of them even think voting Trump was a good idea.

ITT: "my brand is better than your brand"
ITT: butt hurt libtards
ITT: shills
ITT: retards
ITT: excessive damage control
ITT: "my political party defines every aspect of my self awareness"

>>722337989
Just replying to remind you of how pathetic you are.

>>722330476
Hell yeah. Rather funny in a dead-pan cynical way.

And informative into the corners of our society where shit sucks and we ought to do better. Mind you, there are plenty of good things, and we do things better than most. But that should never stop us from admitting our faults.

Speaking of, I think there's too much partisanship to really talk about him without getting the whiny apologists cunts and the dick-mouth'ed blind patriots.

>>722343686

>not thinking trump was right choice

Ignorant white trash.

>>722343686
Yeah after the tv overlords clearly told them not to, including many celebrities, i am not a zombie but, don't you think they do have a point? like cmon its 2016 already, we need you to watch and believe the tv, join us, are you like the believers of the false god? i mean news? coz thats racism and racism is not ok.
join us
join us

>>722343318
Uhhhh nope, that's just like, your opinion man.


Not trying to piss you or me off just saying that it's an opinion unless you have like control groups or some sort of study to back up how he acts. Which would be one retarded study lol


Either way, it is entertainment, some people watch Alex Jones and his gay frogs, other people watch John Oliver be super liberal, everyone has a cup of tea *no pun intended*

>>722331004
>And he can insult people without having to resort to "flaming faggot" like an edgy teen..
. . . Oliver's blunt insults are definitely part of his charm.

>>722343988
>implying there was a right choice

>>722338859
"olivers consistently good"

you are 16.

>>722344042

Accurate

>>722339738
Look at this faggot who voted for Clinton and laugh.

>>722343902
Just replying to let you know that your words can't hurt me but you dying of cardiac arrest from cheese burgers will

>>722344093

There was tho. It was trump. Finallly America did something right after fucking up so royally for 8 years and being face fucked the whole time.

>>722330476
He's every nu-male's role model

>>722343939
>informative
>after being caught on the leaks selling out to hilary

We got another zombie here.

>>722343326
>America is full of these brain dead fucktards sucking media cock
Alright... I'll bite.

If not for "media".... how do you know what's going on in the world?

>>722344076
ITS NOT AN OPNION ITS A FACT
jesus christ, you think i don't watch this shit?
I FUCKING DO
HE DOES THAT
oh my fucking god

>>722340834
This is the only appropriate response to his garbage.

>>722344287
Oh yeah? Oliver "sold out" to Hilary? I kept up with information leaks. I didn't catch that one. Care to back that up with ANY evidence?

>>722343686
Most unfortunately think voting dem,or rep is a good idea.

>>722344312

Clearly I'm referring to the only media options you have available when you turn on your cable box. Fox, CNN, MSNBC.

I mean really, how ironic and convenient that we have one that caters excessively to the right, one that caters excessively to the left, and one that is supposed to be kind of middle ground but also leans left heavily. Kinda ironic that those are our choices... join one or the other right? Left-right paradigm.

>>722331483
Pretty much this. Which is why when Stewart was actually asked difficult political questions he would always dodge it and say "I'm just a comedian". But I did enjoy when he was on since he made fun of both sides

>>722330476
I didn't care for his goofiness at first, but eventually it grew on me.

He's good at making Republicunts and Trumpettes look like fools. I just wish he'd go after the bleeding-hearts a bit more.

>>722344471
He couldn't critizise Hillary because HBO supported Hillarys campaign.

>>722341602
>not-exactly perfect

Your subconscious is begging you to stop being a shit eating faggot. Let it win.

>>722344412
>>722344076
>>722343318
>>722343190
>>722343081
Maybe if you two dumbfucks explicitly described what "THAT" was that is or is not an opinion rather than just shit-posting "NU HUH" back and forth at each other you'd have enough time to get the cock out of your mouth and breath. Maybe the oxygen would re-instate your higher brain functions and you'd question why you're cock gobbling so hard.

>>722330476
Apparently the most informed viewers watch him

>>722342179
But you get your news from his "comedy show", don't you?

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>>722344412
lol I specifically tried to be civil but now you've unleashed ULTRA LIBERAL
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!??!

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>>722344412
>guys this week famous republican Some Guy™ did this thing
>it makes less sense than a giraffe stealing hot pockets out of a gorillas spaceship
>shows image of a tree surfing in the lava
[crowd laughs histerically]
[intelligence increased]

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>>722344837

Oliver does society a favor by exposing all the corrupt shit that is going on. If you don't understand it's because you're an idiot

>>722342413

No. He's saying that Fox News calls itself a news channel that is "Fair and Balanced" and it runs 24/7. John Oliver's show is on HBO and comes on once a week. It's "The Weekly Show" and makes no indication that it is anything but bias.

>>722344744
nice dubs my dude
maybe if you appreciated a bit of banter you wouldn't be asking so many questions ya cuck

>>722344844
apparently you're better off


>>722344867

>>722344844
No.

>>722344867

Oh Christ I just HAVE to know what libtard blog you found this fucking gem from. Kill yourself.

>>722344216
The projection, lol.

Keep being asshurt, champ. You're transparent as fuck.

>>722330476

well the man gets marching orders directly from the Democratic party so, he make good points on "general topics" but hes a total paid shill with anything poltocal

>>722345029
http://www.forbes.com/sites/quora/2016/07/21/a-rigorous-scientific-look-into-the-fox-news-effect/#616292f15f90

Forbes you troglodyte

>>722345043
Yeah okay CONservative

>>722345162

>Forbes

Hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>722344867
>studies shows that if you agree with us you are smarter
>I ... I ... I WANNA BE SMARTER TOO
>thats right little jimmy, everybody does
>hand your brain over
>replace it with the tv and believe everything we say
>and you can be smarter too
join us
join us
give up your brain.

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>>722330476
I like Trump less. I seriously think the dude has autism and passed it to Barron like some kind of shitty std.

>>722341450
>implying you don't want to source news from a variety of sources to help cut out the bs and form a more well-rounded world view
Yeah, nice one there ya Democrat shill

>>722345175
Holy shit, your insults sound like they came from a middle aged soccer mom.

Step it up, my dude.

>>722344615
From what I can tell, that's where Trump is getting his daily reports from.

Loooooots of cable TV news.

But yeah, I'd actually have to agree with you. There ARE a lot of dumb-fucks who primarily get their news from those 3 news sources.

Most places have a lot of dumb fucks. You really can't pretend the USA is any different.

Where you from? I'm SURE your special snowflake island is full of mensa asshats.

>join one or the other right? Left-right paradigm.

Well, reality has a well known liberal bias. And then Murdoch found an untapped entertainment market selling lies to idiots.

But there's not just those three. There's still also ABC, CBS, and NBC. And plenty of smaller players shit like NPR and the BBC. Yes, BBC is a smaller player in the USA, but it's there.

>>722344855
why do you keep dead mutilated bodies on your computer for counter arguments lol


and yes I am the person you are replying to, now I just have more questions

>>722344709
I'd LOOOOOVE to see that backed up by something.

Dickweed

>>722336162
Third parties gotta start making more moves at the state and municipal levels before even thinking about succeeding at the national level.

>>722345245
lol having to reject scientific studies to hold onto your opinion

At least you have something in common with religious maniacs now

>>722345438
Are you new to 4chan sweetheart?

>>722330476
He´s cool and yeah I like his show. So what!

>>722345162

>nearly all sources are heavily liberal
>sources that promote conservative culture or simply non liberal bias is at the absolute bottom

Yeah, this isn't heavily biased or anything and quite frankly I'd be embarrassed to have not noticed that. Whoever made this graph didn't Even TRY to hide the bias and you ate every drop of it like a good little retard.

>>722345468
That HBO supported Hillarys campaign? Have you been living under a rock for the last 2 years?

>guys last week famous right wing conservative Some Woman™ did this thing
>shows picture of a camel being tortured by a penguin wearing joker make up
>its like cmon
[audience laughs]

>>722345341
Kek. You're a faggot but that was accurate. not anon

>>722345248
I have a genuine question for you and all the conservative peeeps out there


1) What do you think is funny?
2) How do you get your news
3) Why do you get so asshurt over liberals schoolin ya ass

>>722345542

Funny how this is the only response you replied to.

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>>722345245
>Forbes is now part of muh liberal media conspiracy

>>722344867
. . . What if you watch multiple of those?

>>722345341
You stealin' "my dude" my dude?


You seem like a black conservative to me

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>>722345777
>What if you watch multiple
>if you watch multiple
>watch multiple
>get trips

>>722345545
Kek

>>722345377

>thinking abc, cbs, NPR aren't left leaning
>being this embarrassing

>>722345545
Not at all brah, just wondering why you have that on your computer, are you edgy bro?

>>722345245

This stupid argument gets all the attention...

>>722345600

And This legitimate argument gets ignored by libtards. Go figure. Bunch off fucking moron white trash perpetually going only for the low hanging fruit

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>>722345438
>guys studies shows that Global Warming™ is affecting muslims behavior making them violent
>meanwhile racist ignorant white people are drinking more kool aid
>shows picture of free willy robbing a bank with sonic the hedgehog
[crowd riots in laughter]

>>722340462
>>722340491

Married to a black woman. Leans to the left on most important issues. He was a Bernie guy, too. Just because he's an asshole doesn't mean he's a conservative.

>>722345600
> doesn't fit my world view
> can't be true

Sounds like the bias is your interpretation.

It could very well be that either conservative media or liberal media is bad or good.

It doesn't have to be equally distributed in order for it to be true.

Fox news is demonstrably bias and bad, conservative or not. The only thing it does well is make conservatives feel better about their world view

>>722345725
>implying CNN is remotely trustworthy

CNN is liberal Fox News, lmfao.

>>722346235

Reality has a liberal bias.

>>722345612
And US postal service contributed to Bernie Sanders campaign. So obviously no Hilary spam was allowed to be delivered. Checkmate libtard.

Jesus fuck, do you have any evidence that Oliver or anyone involved in the show was told, threatened, or directed to treat Hilary any differently?

>Someone at HBO made a campaign contribution.

Seriously?

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>>722330476
>>722330476
People don't like all the facts he uses. It is very uncomfortable for them.

>>722345985
I'm not even the guy who posted that picture, I'm just curious as to why you're even remotely surprised to see something like that here.

>>722345777
i bet a few of them do. I bet the reason that oliver ranked so highly is he is a once a week broadcast, and people who read or watch several of the others also watch him.

>>722345666
Not a conservative, but I have to give them credit for being the funnier presence on the internet. And I don't even mean "haha look at the dumb conservatives", I mean the memes are funnier and they have a much better sense of humor. Generally speaking, liberal forums are way too obnoxious and sanctimonious for me. I'll take racism, misogyny and bigotry over a never-ending barrage of virtue signaling any day.

>>722345725

>CNN

He actually used CNN as an example of a legitimate source for ANYTHING. This troglodyte Neanderthal is actually trying to convince people that CNN has something truthful to say. I cringed.

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>>722345985
I told you guys we were being raided by /leftypol/
Look at this vagina faced nu-male reacting to gore as if it was his first time in 4chan.

>>722345977
NBC makes the cut?

And his list included Foxnews..... How the fuck are you suggesting that's "left leaning"?

Or did you completely miss the context?

>>722330476
I likehim.

I liked him A LOT more in season 1 & 2 though when he would take aim at the rest of the worlds problems as well as Ameretards problems.

Too much of season 3 was (and understandably so, but it was exhausting as a viewer) on the Drumpfsterfire.

The 1 thing going for him is, hes 1 of the few main stream entertainers with the platform & balls to take on drumpf at least.

>>722346181
That's what John Oliver has trained them to do. His show literally conditions you to associate opposing viewpoints with derisive laughter. It's insidious as fuck.

>>722346282
No, that would be MSNBC

Also, it's funny how people label CNN "fake news", but they can never seem to come up with any tangible examples of CNN propagating lies.

>>722346583
Don't be an asshat. Even Foxnews reports the truth now and then. It's the selective spin they impart which makes then a shitty news service.

If they didn't report ANYTHING true, it would be as easy to write off as infowars.

>>722346219
>Married to a black woman

The fact that you think that's actually an argument that he's a liberal says a lot about you.

>>722346181
How does the preclude Fox News viewers being the least informed respondents?

You realize this student these people were given a test about current events and common knowledge questions like "how long is a a senators term" and Fox News viewers scored lower.

If anything, since there are more Liberal News sources, then there were more opportunities for Liberal News sources to score low.

Instead, the Conservative News outlet got smoked.

>>722346756

>shilling for CNN

Smh.

>>722346196
Are you a climate change denier that loves to shove poop up your pee pee hole?

I know that pic is old but I still have to wonder why you have that on your computer. You must either be really good at encryption to keep that away from your significant other or you are forever alone, which seems to be more the case here.

I for one am going to keep getting laid and watching John Oliver and shitpost to the people like you who hate him :)

>>722346367
It is known

>>722346800

Yeah, conservatives love race mixing and black women. Get out of here.

>>722346756
Here you go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SxHOLWiUnA&t=1s&ab_channel=WesternJournalism

>>722346661
Just like Fox News continually reports lies and news out of context at obnoxiously loud volumes to keep viewers angry and confused.

>>722336392
Everyone, start pushing for up and down votes on all candidates and let the majority win. Third parties could compete this way.

>>722346898
Thanks for providing a perfect example

>>722346976
So, would you like to give an example of CNN propagating a lie?

>>722346977
Fox News is on 24/7. Oliver is on once a week for an hour.

Oliver is the one "training" people to think a certain way.

yeah okay guy.

>>722346843

>not knowing most "studies" are paid for by a group that wants the "study" to have a certain outcome
>implying there was any study at all

>>722335995

holy shit, that would blow my mind.