>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into

>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
Nice bait, Copernicus.

>Sun orbiting
>Sun crashes into Earth
>Earth being habitable again
How's 1st grade, OP?

a girl, of course

>>722329279
sun screen.

>>722329487
>>722329454

Dumbfucks don't realize what a barycentre is and that the sun actually is in orbit.

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>>722329454
Kek

>>722329279
Fleshlight and 10TB of horse porn

I will bring one and only one pair of pants. No other clothes.

>>722329487
This is beautiful

>>722329900
one object

>>722329900
>You are allowed to bring one random object with you.
>one random object
>one

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>>722329279
>bunker

>>722329279
>sun crash into earth
>earth habitable again after 50 years

You're beyond retarded.

>>722329279
extra large vibrating butt plug

>>722329279
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit

Not understanding that we orbit the sun.

>and is going to crash into the Earth.

Wow...how can even explain that this is not even a survivable event.

>>722330054
>>722330028
Ok fine ill use my hands

>>722329279
feels folder

>>722330206
We don't orbit the sun though. The earth and the sun actually orbit a common point in space.

>>722329279
wait, how does the sun fall out of orbit if we're orbiting the sun, also what good would going into an underground shelter be if the fucking SUN is crashing into earth?

>>722330295
We orbit the sun but the sun orbits around a large black hole in the center of the galaxy

>>722330295
I'm sure that by orbit he means a revolution around the sun whereby we encircle rathe

>>722330434
lel didn't delete rather and it posted

>>722330405
No. I mean within the solar system. The earths center of orbit actually lies outside of the sun. The sun also orbits that point.

>falling for this

how's your first week here at four channel?

>>722330206
>>722329279

op is a retarded nigger faggot bitch cunt fuckboy autist

just assume he means to ask
"what wud u bring if u had to spend 50 years in a bunker"

>>722329279
A copy of De Revolutionibus Orbium Coelestium of course

I wouldn't want to be stuck in a bunker without a book to read

>>722329705
Shhh don't tell em

>>722330534
It's caused by the mass of the other planets and matter in the solar system pulling on the sun. The true center of orbit lies outside of the sun's atmosphere

If I might as well die in a bunker anyway, with the sun crashing into earth, I would bring a device that summons a neutron star to take the sun with us.

>>722329279
out of orbit with what? the galactic center?

>>722329279
Dice. At one point people will start having fights and a third party needs to resolve the problems. What better than chance.

Your mom.
>inb4 that's not an object
I beg to differ.

>>722329279
Does not matter; you are still fucked.

>>722329279
I didn't get to post this in another thread so this one seemed appropriate.
[On questions regarding gravity and weather patterns in flat earth 'theorys']
Those are great questions. I appreciate your curiosity torwards the flat earth (factual) theory. I can answer two questions to start off with, so we can get a wonderful start to these hidden truths.
As far as gravity goes, the answer is really quite simple. I'd like to say purely that 'what comes up must come down', but many just look past that so let me indulge your curiosity with an example we can do at home to disprove the silly spherical earth theory that got into your noggin: Take a balloon, any color balloon will do. You can inflate it with most gaseous elements but the carbon dioxide we breathe is the most convenient and readily available one we have, making it great for the demonstration. Once the balloon is filled with air, we have a great model of your 'earth'. I can tell you right now that this only takes a few minutes, yet you can achieve a full awakening out of it. Grab something small (it can be anything really, from beads to dirt to whatever!) And place it on top of the balloon. Fair enough, it stays put. OK, now put the same item on the BOTTOM of the balloon. The change is instantly visible and easily observable as the item actually falls off the balloon. If our Earth was indeed rounded then people would fall off the face of the earth! Isn't that rediculous? As for the weather? I can tell you right now and we don't even need a balloon. Yes, holograms are possible but they're a rediculous proposition. Rather than holograms, we have 3D projected images, not weather patterns. Hope I've been helpful, /b/ro. (:

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>>722329279
this

>>722330985
Whoa, so eye opening. Great post!

>>722330295
True, but this common point in space is within the volume of the sun.

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>>722330985

>>722330985
Huh, I never realized just how silly a spherical earth is when you put it like that. I can say with confidence that I know the Earth is flat now, thanks for the post!

>>722331122
Quad dub check

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>>722329279
>Sun crashing into earth
>Earth ever being habitable again
Are you fucking autistic or something?

>>722329564
sandwich maker would be more precise of a term, but that's acceptable.

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I would bring a Tardis to rewrite Op's autistic post.

>>722329900
>>722330028
>>722330054
a fleshlight that IS a USB with 10TB of horse porn

>>722330295
wrong nigger. Earth is orbiting around the Sun and around the common point in space. Sun is orbiting only around a common point in space.

>>722331220
kek'd

>>722331030
A rendering of a imaginary plane?

>>722330985
Wow. I must wash my brain from all this propaganda I've been brainwashed to believe as a white male. Flat Earth = Only scientifically possible solution

>We are geocentric whoa

Time machine

>>722331444
You're right, that plane is quite rediculous haha. What about that reputable man boasting about his correct flat-earth though? That's pretty cool, and not rediculous

>>722330985
this needs to be a copypasta

>>722331407
DR.FAG

>>722331704
You're right, it should. Then everybody will be able to take off their tin foiled hats and accept the facts. Stay woke, my friend!

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>>722329279

>>722330985
>15 away from quads
>15 letters?
>F L A T E A R T H I S T R U E

>>722331444
okay i changed my mind im bringing max p, who is laughing now
>GANG GANG GANG

>>722329279

>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth

>until the Earth is habitable again

you fuckin wot m9

>>722329279
I bring a gun so I can shoot the first few people I see in the bunker. Why?

Because the Earth is about to be vaporized. Nothing matters.

>>722331144
It is quite funny once you think about it. I mean here this anon posts the truth about the world on /b/! Out of everywhere! This man's getting his Nobel prize pretty soon I'm sure!

>>722329279
mah sister/niece so we can REEEEE'populate da-earf with non normies.

>>722329279
What the fuck does any of this have to do with Teletubbies?

>>722332848
>being more concerned with Teletubbies
>not being more concerned about the Sun and the Earth touching dicks

>>722332848
The name Tinky Winky just appeared in my mind for the first time in years. Did you read anon's post about the flat Earth? Interesting and credible.

I'm confounded.
I'm caught between bringing the sum total of all human knowledge, or an 8yo sex slave...
>decisions, decisions.... damn...

>>722330054
The flash drive is integrated into the fleshlight obviously

>>722329279
I bring a davy crockett to put humanity out of its misery.

>sun
>in orbit
>thinking we could survive the earth and sun colliding

This post is a fucking train wreck.

>>722333189
Both will burn equally well.

>>722333291
Yeah, OP didn't quite think things through. Just like the majority of the population thinking the Earth is round and not, indeed, flat..

>>722333291
I would think the sun and earth colliding would be a few orders of magnitude greater than just a fucking train wreck.

>>722333454

It's quite the hot mess, actually.

>>722331122
truth

>>722333291
OP is braindead and cannot think properly

>>722332802
If all that is left is non normies then don't they become the normies?

>>722333771
No? Normie is a state of mind, it has nothing to do with actual numbers

>>722329705
The Sun is so massive that the barycentre is still almost in it's center as far as I recall.

>>722329279
>sun has fallen out of orbit and crashes into earth
>a nuclear bunker on earth can help people survive
this is so stupid it doesn't even work as a fictional question

>>722329279
A bagel. Also chekt

>>722334252
You're not the first stating the obvious, why do some people feel the need to be smartasses on /b/ pretending like they know shit?

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Fucking geocentric assholes are at it again

>>722334794
Because some of us are still human like beings. And as one of these we are try to get the respect of our fellas

>>722334794
Sometimes it needs to be said more than once.

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> sun crashes into earth
> will completely destroy sun (pic related)
> solar system goes dark
> earth freezes through to the core
> no survivors

>>722329279
I pick my holy ressurector that will be able to restore the entirety of the human race, and al other living things with its space magic.

>>722335847
Fuck off nigger, this is a serious thread

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>>722330758
Um, no.

The sun is, by far, more massive than all the solar system combined. It's really fucking huge.

If anything is going to fall into anything else (within the solar system) it's going to fall into the sun.

Also -- and this blows it for Star Wars VI -- with the amount of matter you have in the sun, all you can really have is...more sun. The planet-sized superweapon couldn't suck up a star without turning into a star itself.

(And yes, I suppose you could crunch it all into a black hole if you wanted, but that would take forces of several more orders of magnitude.)

>>722336110
Holy smokes somebody with a head on their shoulders. He speaks true, lads, well over 99% of all mass in the solar system is in the sun

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>>722336110
I should clarify. The sun is more massive (by far) than all the REST of the solar system combined.

>>722329705
The sun is 99.8% of the solar systems mass.
The planets barely register gravitationally.

>>722336110
You are ideot butch never spaek agian

>faggots getting tunnel vision from interpreting OPs question literally
>on 4chan
>fuck off this site

>>722329279

that ain't a bunker - that's the Teletubbies house !!!!