Had sex with my wife, ex wife and mistress today AMA

How much is your home valued?

>>722329177
>had sex
GET OUT NORMAL FAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>722329177
How did you pull it off

>>722329177
Pics of all of them god dammit

respect

>>722329500
Woke up early fucked my wife, stopped at my ex wifes after work then showered and had my mistress come over and we fucked all raw

>>722329579
Fuck no you guys will troll in and find them all on FB i bet

>>722329884
Just the mistress then

>>722329177
can you help me with my math homework?

how do you take the derivative of 1/x^2? Thanks!

>>722331182
Not OP but you do some backwards shit

>>722329177
Why does reddit use the "AMA" but 4chan uses the established decade old "ask me anything" ?

how do you herps feel?

>>722331402
Yeah, I think we're supposed to use power rule or something like that?

>>722331182
Derivative of 1/x^2=
Derivative of x^-2=
-2x^-3=
-2/x^3

>>722329177

yeah, my girlfriend wants me to buy her a $100 purse for valentines. We've been dating for 4 years, so I feel like she deserves the purse for putting up with my shit, but I'm also afraid if I buy her this her expectations will go up.

What do?

>>722331675
i appreciate it.

>>722331944
For future questions just plug that shit into wolfram alpha. It's working for me and I'm in differential equations

Buy the purse man, you're living the life so many newfags on here wish they could

>>722331675
confirmed

>>722329177
Who's the girl?

>>722332518
Ryden Armani. Not worth looking her up tho

>>722332617
How so?

>>722332701
she looks like a disgusting dyke now.

>>722332701
She looks like a mutant now after her boy toy an heroed

How many stds do you have?

>>722332948
no way! her boyfriend killed himself! where did you hear this?

>>722333119
It happened a year ago I think? She posted it on her twitter

>>722333247
Knowing that your gf whores herself on the internet and that countless of neckbeards faps to her must be hard

>>722329282
answer this

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>>722333465
Shit if I were him I'd do the same

>>722333555
check'd

you say that sarcastically my friend, but you'd be lucky a shit to lick those godly pits of hers. The hair is just the plus

>>722333555

Trips of truth confirm. BTW I'm the only one who is seeing some kind of alien vibe to the girl? I mean pale skin, long nose, bulbous head, gaped earslobes, strange shaped mouth. IDK that seems more xeno than human to me

>>722333555
that thing is disgusting

>>722333799
No, but in case you're wondering, it's the hair. It's bad enough she's ugly, her hair is shit.

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>>722333719

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>>722329282
/thread

also everybody is having sex with their wives, ex wives, and side chicks, i dont know what this thread is even about

im disease free cause i dont touch females im good

Youre all cheating on each other. every person in a relationship is cheating with like 4 other people so how do you even pretend you arent

>>722333555
Oh my god. I remember busting several nuts to her when I was like 16 or so? About 4 years ago. SHe was way cuter.

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>>722334184
No shit huh

>>722329177

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

And even if you are, only virgins would care. Nothing special about banging a few sluts one after another.

>>722334150
Where is that? I want to go there.

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>>722335646
google image says paris

"endroit insolite a paris"

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>>722335646
>a

>>722335364
>Nothing special about banging a few sluts one after another.

I can't pull it off, and I would consider myself a relatively average guy. It's just that OP is either a huge stud, or piece of shit douche, depending on your viewpoint.

>>722329177
Those are perky

>>722329177
How's it feel to lie on the internet?

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>>722331182
retard

>>722336179
To me feels like he's a liar with a huge need of attention who creates posts filled with his fantasies and in where he answers to himself over and over to pitifully make people believe that he's what he isn't, successful.

>>722336179
>I can't pull it off, and I would consider myself a relatively average guy.

Because looks are the only determining factor. It mostly depends on your ability to lie, deceive, and manipulate women. In other words, how good of a talker are you.

I'm handsome albeit not a model. Was broke as fuck in my early-20s. Drove a 2005 golden granny Impala sedan. Lived at home with mom. Worked at a grocery. But I still had several consistent fuck buds – one of which became my long-term girlfriend.

>>722336555
You still fuck the other girls once and a while?

>>722336555
Oh, so that's why they say nice guys finish last? I thought it was something PUA faggots told each other as consolation. I can agree with what you said, though. I've never been good at socializing

>>722336386
the 70's is a faggy show, my friend.

>>722336824
Nope. That was five years ago. I settled down after experiencing all I wanted to. Fucked enthic girls of interest (e.g. Hispanic, Asian, Indian) and MILFs. Anal. BDSM (both as sub and dom). Throat fucking.

I've had my fun. Now I'm with an Asian. Going strong. Provides good sex and has a great profession. Settled.

I thought I'd always be a sex addict. I'd laugh at older people saying "sex becomes overrated when you get older." Now I'm one of them.

>>722336910
>Oh, so that's why they say nice guys finish last?

I don't buy that, because I was a respectful, nice guy. I just knew where to look to get what I wanted, and I know how to talk with women. I'm handsome, so that helps too.

>>722329429

This isn't R9k, faggot.

>>722336980
Not really fag you must have really bad taste in shows then

>>722331828
Just lick her clean

>>722336465
It's totally possible. Don't get me wrong, as far as we know, OP could be totally making all this shit up in his mom's basement with a bottle of mountain dew after filling out a job application at walmart or some other shitty retail job. Personally, I like to give him the benefit of the doubt.

>>722337189
Honestly, I started dating a girl at 17, been with her for 3 years and she's a fucking genius/gorgeous, great opportunity lined up, I'm about to be done my program as well but I've been tempted lately to hookup with someone else on the side, just as hot but x100 freakier. what do?