Has /b/ ever jacked off at work? What was the job and why?

>>722325449
yeah, I worked at in a small town grocery store, and because why not

>>722325449
Just about every day.
IT office worker.
It feels good and destresses the day a bit.

>>722325611
what was your position anon

Dollar general in oklahoma for me.I was stocking chips and this older women I was working with squeezed by me and rubbed her ass on my dick.I had to go to the restroom and fap

Yeah working as a call center rep for AT&T would sit in the bathroom and jerk it to pass the time.

>>722325449
Orange picker

One of the best orgasms of my life, shame I don't work there anymore

>>722325710
everything, I was like the most trusted of the three that worked there, I did the paperwork, did the deposits, stocked, tilled, cleaned everything, and even did the bank runs. it was a good job really

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>mfw
every.
damn.
day.

>backstory

my original boss was promoted from weekend to first shift after having his baby, so his assistant was promoted to manager (femanon) and one of the regular workers, who's been there for 14 years part-time (her choice), was promoted to assistant manager full-time

they ask me to get them food and drinks all the time so i've mastered the art of forced "premature" in order to jizz in their stuff

wtf

Supermarket, hot young teen with miniskirt bent over, showed thong... Jerked on break immediately.

Also fucked collegue in stock fridges when preggo with another mans baby for the lulz

>truck driver
>constantly
>throw ziplocs of jizz at 4wheelers that anger me

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>>722325449
>Work at resort, little village of cabins instead of a hotel.
>Maintenance+security (basically cruise around and help with whatever is needed)
>Pornstar-tier Azn milf teasing all weekend with her miniskirts, high beams, see through tops, crazy heels, you name it.
>Sunday morning, everyone is packing and leaving
>Days like this I help the housekeepers by doing a first sweep of all the rooms, removing any dirty/wet linens, trash, etc.
>Come around corner, shes standing with her back to me in the middle of the road, wearing a ruffled mini skirt that just barely covered her ass
>She drops something, bends over completely at the waist, and I get an eyeful of waxed smooth azn pussy, complete with a clit piercing twinkling in the sun.
>Slow waaayyy down and just stop and stare for a second, she takes her sweet time.
>When she walks away I hear my coworker laughing his ass off from behind me
>"I fucking saw that Anon! Don't feel bad though, I did the same thing"

>Little bit later, they've left
>Doing my cabin sweeps
>Come across some tiny, lacy black panties in one of the beds
>Think for a sec... realize that this is where she was staying
>Lock doors, close windows, and fap furiously with those panties.
>Soak them with cum, toss them in with the trash, happy as fuck the rest of the day.

>>722327196
pretty good story anon.

>>722326756
kek

>board op at radio station
>real early in the morning
>no one else in the building
>get the urge to rub one out
>do it

At least I went to the bathroom. I'm no savage.

>>722325449
I've jerked off at every job I've ever had, because why not?
how else should you spend your break if not rubbing one out in the bathroom?

When I was 16 and worked at wendys, every night when we closed and I had to clean the shitty bathrooms i'd have a wank in the big stall while everyone else cleans up the kitchen area. My manager knew about it, but she was an old grey haired cunt who didn't give a shit as long as the work was done.

>>722328692
forgot to add what I do/have done

I've worked at taco bell, mcdonalds, a waterpark, and now I'm an in home nurse

Worked at a store in the mall once, would jerk off behind the counter while people walked by (it was a tall counter)

Worked in an office, jerked off in my cubicle many times. Jacked in the bathroom almost every day.

Getting paid to jack off, priceless!

yes i have. some girl from middle school i use to make fun of hit me. i went to the bathroom and jerked off. the only turn off was a guy was taking a shit next to me, or one of the stalls. i think she was trying to make me jealous of her because sometimes she said like she's engaged, has a boyfriend.

>>722325449

Yeah, I have to do shipment alone every week for a retail store. I'm alone typically for about 8 hours.

>>722330360
Bill? Is that really you?

>>722325449
yeah at work...movie theatre. IDK dumb kid shit. thought id jerk at every place i worked lol. actually two different movie theatres i worked at. one in.. maybe 3 tbh

i tried to jerk at another job i had because i needed to kill time but i just couldnt get into it

>>722325449
convenience store clerk. went to bathroom. shook one too many times after , bam unbeatable erection.

>>722325449
still do, more times a day sometimes.
most often on the loo, with porn movies on my phone.
but when i'm alone, late afternoon, i sit naked on some hot coworkers chair and fap until i cum on her desk.
it's a fetish, i always imagine them being my receptacle.

I worked as a janitor at a school. They told me the day I started that all I had to do, if anything, was not get a student pregnant.

Masturbated everywhere.

at middle school i use to make fun of a girl. i got a job a few people from high school / middle school work there. at lunch break a girl hit me, i liked it so i went to the bathroom jerked off. there was a guy there who was taking a shit that was the only bad part.

>>722325449
yep, multiple times

It feels good. I did it because I was the only one working in that room, so I thought why not?

H

>>722325449
Yes. Nuclear power plant worker, back in the day. Needless to say I don't work there anymore because it was boring as fuck