So I'm a 24 year old virgin and I finally caved and im going

>>722323730
Hahahahahahahaahaaaaa

>>722323730
Tell her to fuck off with that penis extender bullshit. You'd be better off getting an escort and at least losing it to a good looking woman, who can probably teach you some stuff if you tell her its your first time.

>>722323730

Can you live the rest of your life knowing that your first time was with a fat woman who told you that your cock is too small to satisfy her so you had to attach a piece of plastic to it?

You will hump away without any sensation while the fat ham beast moans with pleasure. You will go soft and want to stop but she will urge you to continue for an hour or two until you want to cry.

If you can tell this to your future son with a straight face when he asks you what it's like to lose your virginity, then sure pal. Go for it.

Who the fuck am I to stop you.

>>722323730
i don't know if this is a good idea though... I do kind of like cuckold porn... but that's just a fetish and now i'm in this situation. I cant tell if this is just a coincidence or if shes cucking me

>>722323730
Ask her to give your real dick a try first. And if she still wants the penis extender, ram it up her asshole with no lube, slit her throat, and move to Mexico living out the rest of your life in zihuataneho sailing boats and running a little hotel.

>>722323730
Tell her to fuck off. Your dick is perfectly fine, and she can suck it. However she decides to take that, you still win.

>>722323894
/thraed

>>722324096
First it's the plastic dick, next you're telling her how much you care about her children. Get out now.

Tell her that you will first fuck your ass with that extender, and only then her vagina. That'll teach her.

>>722324162
GOT'AAAAMM, RED!!

>>722324096
sounds hot to me man, I like the femdom stuff. See what else she has to offer. See if she'll full on domina on you. could be worth it

>>722323730
Hahahahahahahaha

>>722324518
I was a sub to a chick that made me fuck her with a strapon. (in reality I didnt want to fuck her but I liked all of the demeaning mean shit she did to me) But it was pretty hot

>>722323730
if a woman says 6.5-7.5 is small
chances are she has a fucking humongous gaping pisscave and you shouldnt go anywhere near it

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>>722324677
Did she fuck you with strapon as well?

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>>722324877
she did, she dressed me up in lingerie and made me her bitch. I wish she weren't so fat/I was attracted to her

i told her I was open to experimenting, but im really on the fence about using the extender, she said it will help me learn the motions.... also originally we had no intention of actually having sex, just me massaging her ass with oils....

>>722323894
this

fuck that chub slut

so Is the condenses dont fuck the fat girl with an extender on? ....it will be my first time and im not sure when ill get another

Do not listen to all these faggots, they just want you to remain virgin forever. Extender is a great tool, providing insane stimulation for vagina while maintaining all feelings for the cock. There is literally no reason not to use it, you should be happy that your girl is into this kind of shit.

>>722325393
ask her how far she'll take the domination stuff and report back. ask what her experience is

guys, guys.
maybe this "fat girl" is actually a whale that knows men can't reach through her fat folds without an extender. she's doing you a favor.

>>722323730
Just get her a 5 dollar foot long from subway and you'll be straight

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>>722323730

>>722323730

Tell her to fuck off.

>>722324772
This is fucking hilarious to read out loud man. Never fuck a land whale.

>>722323730
/b/ro fuuuck that. Regardless of your dick size, some bitch asking you to wear a penis extender is degrading.

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>>722323730
Tell her to fuck off. If she thinks you aren't adequate, then wish her good luck finding someone who is.

Post pics of her too for bonus points.

Fuck that bitch.

Fat bitches are like that, they're mad at guys for all the times they've been rejected by good looking dudes, especially in high school, but at the same time they're desperate for male attention.

As such, they have this weird personaility disorder that leads them to do shit like that. She desperately wants to be fucked, but she doesn't want to let you actually fuck her because she wants to maintain control.

Tell her that you'll only fuck her with the dick extender if she lets you actually fuck her first. If she says yes, then fuck her, and just leave afterwards instead of fucking with a penis extender, that's as degrading as asking a girl if she'll put a pocket pussy inside her pussy because she's too loose.

is it 6.5 or 7.5 make your mind up faggot

>>722323730
The only thing you should be putting on your dick is a condom. Tell that fat bitch to fuck off

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Oh god, what? Like seriously, what? Is this some kind of a bait thread to get the average dick males to begin an uprising or something?

>>722324042
Gold

You're giving that fat land whale your dignity? I'm not gonna say virginity since no actual skin is gonna be making contact other than your glutinous bodies.

>>722323730
Tell her to fuck off. You don't want your first time to go down like that.

How does your dick vary an inch? That's a lot of length to vary.

>>722329887
>722329887
depends how hard he pulls it

>>722323730

I'd try it once. She may just be super fat and inflexible so you have to fuck through 3-5 inches of fat. Maybe get her off and then take it off and go to town. If its a guaranteed lay, just give it a shot. You might even be able to work her as a sugar momma if you sling the D well enough.

DONT PAY FOR SHIT. HER TIME IS NOT WORTH MORE THAN YOURS.

>>722323730
Your first time should just be regular, plain-old, sex. Don't jump in straight away into any wierd stuff. Honestly just wait till you find an attractive girl that wants to bang. It's hard to wait but worth it.

>>722325020
Yo seriously tell that bitch to fuck off

>>722324042
I keked so hard to this comment I became a kike.

Be a fucking man and tell her she will take your cock and love it then jam it up her fat ass.
Fuck that cuckold shit.

>>722330465
>comment
You have to go back.

>>722330108
dont tell him to fucking witha prostetic dick man. Thats a bad advice