40 yo virgin cause of small dick what do

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4 inches only

your dick size has nothing to do with it

>>722321914
Eat shit you fat fuck

Pretty sure it's because you're a fat bastard.Get a hooker on backpage while you still can

>>722322016
came here to say this lol

Yours looks alot like mine. What people don't realize from looking is that when you're fucking your fupa gets pushed down and "tahdah" two more inches of cock. Find you a chubby gal. You'll get laid. Don't start off with "I'm a virgin", say "it's been awhile."

>>722321914
>cause of small dick
cause I'm a fat fuck.
Fixed that for ya, lardo...

>>722321914
>censored now too late fucker

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cant lsoe weight always comes back its genetics

>>722321914
repost is repost, saw this a couple of months back

>>722322125
>ffs wong poost
>backpage is censored now too late fucker

>>722322311
lmao this is b8 right? youre just a fag who lacks self control. anyone can lose weight

Lose some weight, you fucking fat cunt.

Your FUPA is literally eating your dick.

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>>722322492
>http://freepornblog.net/2017/02/12/fucking-welcome/
what is a fupa?

>>722322634

Fat Upper Pussy Area

Or in this case: Fat Upper Penis Area

I ain't clickin' that link, nigga.

>>722321914
Certainly has more to do with the fact that you're a fat slob. Also baited.

>>722321914
you are virgin because you are a fat fag lose weight and fuck some bitches fag

>>722322311

Your body doesn't defy the laws of physics, if you don't stick the calories in your mouth, fat can't "come back."

It's harder for unhealthy people because all the junk they put in their body produces enzymes and bacteria that further signal your body to consume more of what is already being eaten.

You honestly don't even need to lose weight dude. Its not like fat guys dont get laid. Only all the 14 year old faggots on this site think that way. Go to a bar, drink, you'll get laid.

>>722321914

PUT YOUR DICK AWAY FAGGOT

MODS BAN THE FAGGOTS ALREADY

>>722322311
Oh boy.
It's not genetics, it's being unmotivated.

I was 315lbs throughout highschool and college, I did a small change to what and how much I ate and I dropped 65 pounds in the first year, through time I just made additional small changes that didn't make it feel like I was depriving myself of anything or make me miss something. Now I'm 190lbs (6'1").

>>722322311
>genetics
you've clearly been reading to much buzzfeed or tumblr m8

>>722322403
Dude I was 20lbs away from a quarter ton.
483lbs.
Started having back problems.
Doc gave up on me and said I wouldn't walk in five years.

Stopped eating bread potatoes pasta and corn.
Switched sweet tea to unsweetened.

Been 8mo and I have shed weight like a beast. No real change in my exercise habits. I did adopt a policy of only using elevators to go up and I always walk down stairs. I work on the fifth floor of a business so that's a little extra walking but not really. I weighed myself yesterday and I'm 354. Over 100lbs with a simple diet change. I still eat my fill at every meal. I still order extra bacon. Still eating steaks and burgers..

Actually hoping my income tax return is decent because I need to buy pants with a smaller waist size.

It's because your fat, so lose the fat or pay a hooker

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>>722321914
"cause of small dick"

"Because im a fat fucking bastard" would fit more

>>722321914
Post on /b/ some more obviously.

>>722321914
laugh at you.

>>722323203
Hey honest question.. did you get toned in the process?

I went from 483 to 354 and have the arms and legs of a body builder (the look, not necessarily the strength). Trying to tone the abs but that area is so stubborn

>>722323951

It's because your arms and legs have to support your fat body.

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I hate my dick too

>>722321914
no its because your a fat gross piece of lard

>>722322696
>its called "panis"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=panis

>>722321914
no its because your fat and didn't learn social skills

maybe ugly too, who knows

your dick is just slightly under average, its not even that bad

>>722323951
I didn't get much in the way of toning just from dropping the weight, when I got to about 225lbs I started going to the gym and working on muscle building since some of it had gone away with the weight, my main issue was proportionality and getting both sides of my body to be a bit closer to symmetrical. At this point I think I look pretty good but there's nothing special about my muscles or how they look.

Also, important question, How tall are you?

>>722322150
What?

>>722321914
I See your thread everday. More than i see my gf.

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>>722322311
top kek

>>722321914
yup. it's definitely your dick and not your obesity and personality.

>>722324820
He's saying the fat surrounding the penis can be pushed back and that it normally hides an inch or so, so when it's pushed back, the penis look an inch longer.

>>722322311
I just realized that I can't tell where your balls begin and the fat ends.

>>722321914
It would probably be more than 4 inches if you got rid of the 4 inch thick layer of padding and mcdonalds in between your pubic bone and the base of your dick.

>>722321914
>>722321941
It's not your dick or gut, bro. I'm the same size as you and I've gotten plenty. I'm 37 and married now and the wife can't get enough. If you really are 40 and a virgin, the problem is with you, not your body.

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You have successfully motivated me to work out today. thank you.

>>722321914
Go to Thailand problem solved

>>722324787
6'3"
Saw a 299 lifter at the same weight that looked ripped.
I'm pretty sure I will not have those results in another 50lbs unless I start building muscle mass..

At this point shedding weight through ketosis is important to me.

wow, this is how lazy 4chan is getting, this exact same post with the exact same pic was on here yesterday,

lazy faggot op is lazy faggot

>>722325526
>ketosis

Nigga just stop eating the whole cupboard every meal and you'll lose weight like lightning

>>722321914
Nobody is a virgin because of a small dick op, guys don't pick up women by waving their dick around. They have conversations or pay money.

>>722321914
bro you ain't got a small dick, you just got too much fat around it

get lean, get jacked and you'll get pussy

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>>722322311
Keep talkin op

>>722325802
Keep posting ignorant fatties. I need to burn off some junk food I ate last night.

I have a small dick and I get laid on a regular basis. Controlling my weight and being confident is what has worked for me.

45 have smaller dick than that
no virgin
no give a shit
just kill yourself
me and my gf can watch ????

>>722325526
You should try and drop down to 230-220 and then build up muscles, it generally looks alot better doing it that way as well if that's what you're after. Being a shredded guy at 300lbs still comes with a lot of the inconveniences of being 300lbs, you need beefier furniture, floors creak when you walk on them, etc.

>>722322311
GENETIC?! MOVE YOUR FUCKING ASS FUCKER...
GET OFF THAT CHAIR AND MOVE MAN!
YOUR DICK IS FINE, IS YOUR HEAD YOU GOT TO GET RIGHT... STOP FINDING EXCUSES AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

>>722323202
It takes a special kind of faggot to yell mods in a teen thread. It takes a whole other level of faggot to yell mods in a dick thread.

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http://cheesespin.net/
holy shit story

>>722321914
Told you the 56th time you posted this - it's got nothing to do with your dick. You are fat as fuck. No one wants to fuck fat dudes.

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>>722322311
stop wanking so much
stop eating at night
if i can fucken loose weight and i'm twice as heavy as you
SO CAN FUCKING YOU

NOW GET OFF THE FUCKING COUCH AND GET OUT THE FUCKING BASEMENT AND MEET WOMEN

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>>722325928
and lose dat fat
grab a hand full of fat near dad dik
cut it off wuf a knife
you gain 25cm
ez

>>722325959
It takes a faggot to yell mods PERIOD