>I chatted with Zunechan once

Thats a good one, come to /b/ and ask what people are proud of.
People here dont really have anything to be proud of and if you do you dont belong here, tho judging by what you sayd, you do belong here.

So welcome, but i advice you to not remind us of what losers we are.

made a girl have a crazy squirting orgasm. But I was related to her, so I can't really brag about it

>>722320268
muslim?

I can fit my fist up my ass

>>722320330
nope, white

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My youtube comment has been ironically quoted in some evening TV program on HBO as an example of internet hate. Video of it got 8mln views on youtube.

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>>722320429
>.< me 2, kill me right

>>722320974
yes

>>722320921
link it nigger

did a 4some but we were all guys

>>722319968

i won a major tournament in a popular PC game. Im very good at said game in general. Guess i can tell people about it, but most people think not much of it.

>>722319968
i have absolutely nothing to be proud of.

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>>722321099
https://youtu.be/fpbOEoRrHyU?t=11m18s

first one

>>722321099
play at 11:18

>>722319968
I am super amazing at sex. But I fuck men and women. Admitting I fuck guys to a girl is suicide, and visa versa.

>>722321202
what game was it?

>>722321261
Of the 3 troll comments he showed, the "little loser" comment was the funniest

Well done

>>722321463

hearthstone, not gonna say which tournament though.

>>722321261
Good delivery. i lold

>>722319968
I think I'm a good, self thought guitar player with a chance of being in a successful band
>but only in the sort of thing I play which to normies is noise or too heavy
>can't tell normie friends because they'll ask me to play some alt J on acoustic and if I can't = I'm not a good guitar player

Fucked several of my coworkers, all married.

>>722321605
no need to.
I dont even know heartstone...

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>>722321805
nothing to be proud of, you more on.

>>722321805
ewww anon....
I didnt think I have something to post here but with that post I know better

I lost my virginity to a passing azn trap, fell in love and want to marry "her". My parents are conservative Christians tho so my "girl" will have to keep up appearances.

>>722321922

>more on

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>I launched the rumor that Sophie Turner and Maisie Williams are together

>>722322107
Post pics

>>722322237
no please dont make it become a trap thread

>>722322107
Don't listen to him>>722322373

Post your beautiful waifu with a benis

>>722322226
test. >>722322222

>>722322237
>>722322222

testin

I'm really good at deep throating, but nobody knows I'm bi.

>>722323270
thats pretty gay bro

>>722323378
And? You say that like it's an insult.

>>722323504
dont be being gay , das not normal m9

>>722323270
Teach me. I'm only great at sex. But haven't gotten the cock sucking down yet.

>>722323633
Can't be bothered. Just google it. There's a lot of guides. For me it just came (no pun intended) naturally. Angle has a lot to do with it I think. Also try sucking cock after a few sniffs of poppers. Relaxes you muscles.

>>722323613
And this is why I haven't bothered telling anyone other than my GF.

>>722324044
"GF"
just because he dresses like a girl doesnt actually make him a girl m8

>>722319968
Nice try FBI but I told you when Hoffa first disappeared that I had no idea of his whereabouts

I am one of less than 20 that has dived more than a mile under the ocean.

We got a lot of valuable stuff out of that ship. We weren't licensed to be doing it so have kept it hush hush.

>>722324211
Well, having a pussy and tits does. She was even born a girl.

i managed to suck my own dick and not nut in my face

>>722324295
reported to the ocean police
you're going...down... for a long time

>>722324355
keep telling yourself that buddy

iam batman

>I committed a war crime and didn't get caught.

>>722324355
feminine penises don't qualify as pussy m8

I wrote some shitty plugin for sublime text 2/3 with over 10000 unique installs

>>722324494
I will.

>>722320162
It's good that you're not proud of your spelling, it's the shittiest I've seen for months.

>i convinced a girl i know to commit suicide

>>722320268
squirting is piss

>>722324558
Story?

>>722320516
how related

>>722324838
kek

>>722321605
"won" aka "I got lucky with rng"

i broke someones shoulder when i was 10.
The fucker totally earned it. Almost nobody knows I did it.

>>722324558
hitler?

>>722324558
Are you me?

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>>722321922
>More on

>>722321725
This as fuck. I can play a nice sweeping/tapping solo or play polyrhythmic riffs, but I don't know the chords to some stupid pop song everyone knows and therefore I am not a good guitar player.

>>722324563
Nice b8

>>722320162
ha! wrong! I'm proud of my awesome new job and I'm earning a fucking ton of money but i cant brag to anybody because I don't have any fucking friends.

>>722321261
That guy is fucking unbearable

>>722324887
I've greentexted the story in other threads before. It's actually not that bad as far as war crimes go.

>Be armyfag
>Be 2010, Kandahar Province, Afghanistan
>Infantry is doing sweeps of villages to confiscate weapons
>Be Weapons Technician
>Infantry make me go with them in case they find anything really unusual
>Sweeping a village
>Chilling out with an infantry bro guarding the weapons we've already taken
>Some sandnigger civilian comes up and talks to us
>Broken as fuck English
>Says he is glad Americans are here and how his kids can go to school now or whatever
>mfw I'm not American
>Yell at him to put the weapon down
>He didn't have a weapon, is confuse as fuck
>Infantry bro is also like wtf dude?
>Double tap his ass
>Rest of section comes running expecting fight
>Officer asks wtf happened
>Say he tried to steal the weapons
>Infantry bro backs me up
>No investigation ever done

I don't even know why I did it, I guess I just wanted to kill a fucking Hajji, but with my MOS, the likelihood of seeing combat is very low.

>>722324439
Oh come on man..

>>722325648
>I don't have any fucking friends.

>typical /b/ tard

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>>722319968
I love my hairy Girlfriend but I am tired of talking about her and being called a weird fuck by others, so I don't talk about her anymore

I have worked at area 51 for a few years..

>>722325648
Showing off your money will make you broke again.

>>722325688
Not the worst war crime, but sure to put off the locals.

>>722325847
Be honest. They have flying saucers there, right?

>>722321805
I've fucked one of my co-workers who is married. More proud of how well I fucked her though, not that she's married.

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>>722325688
now that's what I call horrific

>>722321605
How do I up my game? I can't get past rank 5. Do you keep spreadsheets or do you just naturally play? I want to reach legendary so fucking badly.

>>722325964
I could not enter all levels, I was working on nano/bio technology. But there are no such things as flying "saucers". The shape is way off.

I had a threesome this weekend but it was with 2 fat chicks and I was to drunk to cum.

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>>722326222
wouldn't that be called a foursome then?

>>722324044
how did she react?

>>722325688
That's fucked up, dude. Do you ever feel bad about it?

>>722325847
ayyy lmao

>>722325967
Well, she's the one cheating. Not you.

I won 2 pro cycling races.
>But I doped.

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>>722325688
Wow kill yourself

>>722326340
She took it well. She's bi too. We both fuck others on the side. She don't mind me having sex with guys. But she doesn't want me fucking other girls. I can live with that.

>>722326386
Sometimes, but then I just drink to forget.

>had sex with a 16yr old on her birthday.

>>722325688
Way to go, dude. I'd have done the same.
also checked.

>>722326625
kys pedo

>>722326625
Eww

>>722326614
Do the world a favor and drink yourself to death next time. That guy had kids, those kids must have found out what happened to their father. What do you thinks gonna happen to those kids? They're gonna grow up to be radicalized muslims. And then they're gonna take lives, and it'll partially be your fault. If you're a veteran I know you have a gun laying around somewhere - put it in your mouth and pull the trigger.

>>722326625
>Had sex with a 14 year old before and on her 15th birthday
Step up

I can have handfree prostate orgasms quite easily, which apparently is a rare ability even among sissies.

>>722326625
>>722326912
>fucking girls who are over a decade old
lol

>>722326936
Please give me some pointers. I've been trying for a long time. Feels like I've been close a few times, but never actually achieved it.

>>722326864
>On 4chan
>Caring about what someone may or may not have been telling the truth about
Quick tip if you are really angered by something and too much of a pussy to deal with it just deny he's telling the truth to yourself and fuck off

>>722319968
I nailed my niece for a week straight once.
She was 9, I was 18. We still see each other once in a while, but we never talk about it.
Maybe not proud, but I sure loved it... and I sure as shit can't tell anyone irl.

>>722326065
>>722326386
>>722326494
>>722326864

Y'all mother fuckers need to relax. Shit like this happens a hell of a lot more than you think. Unless someone rats the guy out (Not likely when it's a bunch of armybros) or a reporter or politician get wind of it, it mostly just gets ignored.

>>722327072
>Fucking anything besides newborn children

>>722326625
Nice. I met my current GF when she was 16 and I was 26.

>>722326864
you sweet summer child

>>722326524
CAN YOU STOP PLEASE.

>>722327109
That's the point. The reprehensible "armybro" mentality. Killing an innocent civilian isn't justice, it's a disservice to our country and the principles with which we built it. People like him make the world worse and then act like we should drop to our knees and kiss their feet because they fucking served. You can kiss my ass and he can kill himself. Don't like it? You can kill yourself too. Shit like this makes me sick, my father was veteran. He hated war and told me about the fucked up shit his buddies did to villagers in Vietnam. He would say the same thing I am.

>>722327173
>Fucking children who have left the womb.

plebs.

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>>722327080
sigh

If you've been close you know exactly what to do. Keep trying, keep practicing, try focusing even harder, (don't watch porn while doing it, focus only on your ass).
And of course: don't fap for at least 4-5 days before your anal session.

>>722327109
Are you retarded? It may get ignored but that doesn't mean that it's ok to murder a helpless man in cold blood, you psycho

got a girl to choke me with her feet. pushed her far, she choked me out a couple of times

>>722327436
There's no need to get your panties in a knot. There was no disservice to "Your" country done, as I suspect you're an American since you're bringing up 'Nam. And that greentext clearly says "not American"

I spent 2 years in the Philippines as an airman. I left when I was 19.
>blow jobs for as little as a quarter.
>An hour in the back was about $5
>bar fine - take her home for the night - $12.50
Cheap as fuck, so I fucked a lot.

Few years later. kid I was working with was bragging about nailing a dozen women before his 19th bday. He noticed I wasn't impressed, so he tasked me.
Let's see here. At least twice every weekend, about twice during the week.... let's not count the blow jobs or hand jobs... So counting only straight nutting inside... That about 4 per week, 50 weeks per year.... 2 years there....
His jaw hit the ground, his eyes fell out. The look on his face was precious. Kinda proud that I was able to shut this bombastic little prick down.

>>722326402
I guess, it wasn't just the once. Her husband is I'm the army and deployed overseas. He comes back at the end of the month, I don't think we're going to stop doing anything when he does either

>>722327728
He's still making the world worse and deserves to be shot in the head like the wild animal he is.

>>722327966
>i made up a story to pretend to be less of a virgin than another virgin and then i made up a story about it and posted it itt

>>722327966
Yeah, you wasted more money on pussy than he did, way to go!

Lol

Maybe if you were pulling these hoes for free and fucking them, then you could brag.

>>722328138
One of the most common stories around American military bases.
Backpages around military bases are filled with lonely wives looking for a hookup.

>>722326586
>She don't mind me having sex with guys. But she doesn't want me fucking other girls. I can live with that.
I don't understand this, i dont want my gf fucking anyone else and she doesn't want me fucking anyone else. Why is okay to have sex with someone of the same gender but not of the opposite?

>>722328422
Natural reproductive instinct I guess

>>722328422
>>722328422
Maybe she sees females as more of a threat than guys. He might fuck guys and whatever but probably doesn't want to marry one/live that lifestyle. I can kind of relate. I fuck traps from time to time but def. do not want to pursue a relationship with one.

>>722328204
Couldn't care less what you think.
>>722328250
Not trying to impress you, son. Got more pussy in two years than you'll ever get in your lifetime, lil weabo. Mt. Pinatubo blew just months after I left and ended the party for everyone. To this day, I still wonder what happened to some of those girls. Of course, they would be approaching fifty now. So I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to meet any of them again.

>>722325648
Enjoy while it last.
I was proud of my new job. Now 8 month later the excitement is gone and I'm looking elsewhere, half knowing things will probably unfold the same few month after I start a new job.

>>722328422
>Why is okay to have sex with someone of the same gender but not of the opposite?
I guess she would feel threatened in some way. I know it doesn't really make sense, but that's just how it is.
With men she doesn't have to compare herself to them.

>>722328281
Oh I know, I grew up/live in a military town. I'm aware of the military wives cheating shit, I just never thought i would be apart of it. The first time we fucked was on their one year anniversary, don't know why I'm telling you any of this anon but thanks for listening I guess

>>722328606
Yeah, basically this.

>>722328642
>son
Kill yourself you edgy cunt. Call me son to my face and I'll blow a fucking hole in your skull, nigger. Your story is obvious bullshit and even if it was true you wasted a bunch of money on nasty whores. Congrats.

dindu here
haven't raped noone today.

>>722319968
I'm a 28 year old teacher and I fuck the most beautiful 16 year old girl.

I've taken 8 bras (and lots of panties) from my wife's gorgeous younger sister and she has no fucking idea

>>722328250
virgin detected

>>722328642
clearly you could care less because you at least care enough to reply

>>722328546
>>722328606
>>722328696
>>722328773
Lol, guess me and my gf are just jealous and insecure

>>722325688
good job

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>>722319968
>fucked my sisters former best friend a few years ago
>probably the sexiest girl I've ever fucked and I've been into her pretty much my whole life
>only one problem
>my best friend/roommate used to date her when we were like 14
>he found out we were talking and threw a huge fucking fit like a child even though we are in our mid 20's now
>told him I stopped talking to her but actually fucked the shit out of her
>ironically he ended up fucking her a few months after me and was bragging to me about how amazing it was
>mfw I already knew how great it was

>>722328974
It takes a lot of trust having an open (or semi open) relationship. It's definitely not for everyone.
I guess I'm just lucky.

>>722328812
hahaha. oh wow.

>>722328642
There was five of us who used to hit the bars regularly. They made up a game to nail the youngest bar hook. Usually 15 or 16 would win. But we did find a few younger ones. One guy arranged a deal to nail some bar hooks 10yo. at her hut. He never had the balls to go there, though. Hell, you could buy anything. Even us lowly plebs were "rich".
>$25 buys you a virgin
>$50 buys you a hit man
>$800 buys a judge
I'm sure times are different these days after all these years without Marcos.

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>>722324356
I used to suck my own dick in highschool but now I'm to scared to try because I don't want my parents to find me paralyzed in the bathroom with my own dick in my mouth.

>>722327588
dude you do know braincells die?

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>>722319968

I strapped a hamster inside a 3 meter tall rocket and launched it to 45k feet. In the name of the space program. I forgot to turn on the eletronics so I lost my rocket and never hit record... There is a rocket somewhere in the south east united states with a dead hamster in it..

I never came back to /b/ to post about it because of the shame and that you fucks would want me to do another. But that shit cost me like 8grand in supplies.

>>722328812
calm down son

>>722329221
gtfo newfag

>>722328812
go back to your spongebob cartoons, kiddo

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>>722325688
Would have done the same.

>>722329231
>forgot to turn on the eletronics so
>cost me like 8grand
You deserve what you got.

>>722319968
I got quints

>>722328671
whats your profession, anon?

>>722329526
Hamster was already dead and hard as a rock. Girlfriend at the time worked in petco. But i did sew it a little space suit.

Id do it again if I had the money to spare.

>>722329124
Four of us rented a house off base in a gated community. Our dining room was big enough, so we put a pool table in it. We would alternate between playing pool and AD&D. We had a yard boy and a house girl two of the guys would nail on a semi regular basis. Till one day she came to "Rich" all beaming and told him she was pregnant. He rolled up his fist and said, "oh, no you're not". He hit her as hard as he could in the gut. Knocked her across the room and she just crumpled to the floor. She went from the top of her world to losing her job and her baby in an instant.
It was kind of a PITA to find a decent replacement. So after that, we all agreed not to nail our house girls anymore. Personally, I though she was kinda ugly anyway.

>>722329695
gofundme

>>722328812
Are you alright, son?

>>722329622
Software engineer, so luckily, it is not opportunities that are missing.

I was with my ex gf for 3.5 years and cheated on her like three times

we've been broken up for about three months now and she's always texting and trying to call me to get back together kek

feels pretty good to be wanted but I feel like a psychopath for sort of enjoying it

>>722327966
I get that you needed to vent stress while in service, and I've fucked a few Asian whores myself but I got bored before I reached the mid 20 mark. didn't you get bored after a while?

>>722329231
doubt it

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Cheated on my GF with Cara Delevingne.

>>722329744
Checked.

I tried last year in march actually. And basically was told to fuck off and quit shilling and that building a 3 meter tall solid state rocket with Gps recovery didn't cost no 8 grand.

>>722329890
Cool?

i frequently use a vacuum to masturbate. srsly, most intense orgasms ever.

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>>722329695
>Hamster was already dead and hard as a rock.

>>722326864
in other news, nobody gives a shit and the world will still revolve with his corpse rotting beneath the soil :)

>>722329807
haha shit.
me too.

>>722330191
My dick won't fit in any vacuum except a shop vac, and then it sucks to hard and hurts.

>>722330052
Welcome to herpes, was it worth it?

>>722330283
I wanted to send a gold fish into low orbit. But they already tossed the dead ones.

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>>722328855

>>722330420
Be careful with the choice of vacuum. I read this german paper on traumatic penis injuries. (Yes, something like that exists. Don't pretend to be surprised). Some vacuums have a little rotor in the tube. There were pictures. Did not look good.

>>722330416
Well hopefully it won't happen to you.
Most of my collegues seem to be able to enjoy their jobs in the long term.
Maybe I'm simply not like this, or not passionate enough about the job.

>>722329859
As a matter of fact, yes. Towards the end it was about as exciting as slapping two steaks together.

Funny thing was when I got back to the states, a couple of old HS buddies dragged me into a Deja Vous. They bought me a lap dance and I'm like "meh". No contact, I hardly felt rustled at all.
I'm used to getting an ice job under the table while drinking my beer, to sitting in a chair with no contact. And these guys thought it was the greatest shit in the world. They just had no concept of what I was telling them.

Ever watch the movie nymphomaniac? She's talking about sex and he's relating it to fly fishing because that's the only way he can relate.... My old buddies were a lot like that.

You get a guy who really went guts deep into combat trying to explain the shit to people who have never been there. Same thing... just no concept; no experiences similar enough to relate to.

>>722330368
so poetic. you're going to die too, and with plenty of regrets. good luck with that.

>>722320268 Nigga green text that shit

>>722319968
I really shouldn't be proud but this is the only alpha-ish thing I've ever done.
I had this huge crush on a girl. She was a loner and we had a lot in common. Hanged out with her and talked to her a lot. One day tell her that I wanted to have a more serious relationship with her. "Sorry anon, I can only see you as a friend. Plus I'm not the romantic type." By that point we've been hanging out for too long that she made friends with some gaming friends and irl friends of mine. Notice she was talking a lot to one of them and would tell me (since I'm her "closest friend") that she might have feelings for him but that she isn't sure. A week or so after we were studying for midterms in her room and I got bored af reading so I sat behind her and asked if she wanted to take a break so that I can give her a massage. She agreed and after 30 ish min I was groping and fingering her. After she came or at least she said she did, we ended up fucking. She hasn't talked to me much since that day.
Long story short. I fucked a girl I had a crush on, but a friend of mine and her were also talking at that time.
Still an antisocial loser with very few friends but at least now I know that I can use my fingers and dick to make her cum

>>722330880
That's fine, i'll be dead and won't need to worry about them. You see, regrets work because we're able to think about them. When you die, your brain kinda.. stops working y'know. Should be aight :)

>>722330748
i find it comes down to the people/language/project and probably in that order. everyone seems cool so far.
youre right though, lots of stuff out there. keep searching bro you'll find what you're looking for

>>722319968
I killed a man, and I didn't feel a god damn thing.

No anger, no hatred, no joy, didn't even feel the wash of revenge wash over me like I had hoped. Proud I didn't feel anything.

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>>722325831

im white

>>722331824
How'd you do it? Under what circumstances?

>>722324558

Obama, is that you??

>>722330847
What I found most fascinating was what happened back in the dorms.
The military women had their own wings in the dorms. But we all mingled in the day rooms (common areas). So I'm sitting in on one of the arguments; men V. women, of course.
The women were whining about how they could never get dates. No Americans had any interest in them. Well.... duh. They still expected us to ask them out, risk rejection, wine and dine and throw money at them... all in the hope that maybe, MAYBE, they'll invite us in for a 'nightcap'... Fuck that shit. Why do all that when I can take $10 downtown and get all the pussy I want from a bitch half her age and twice her looks?
So what happened was the traditional roles reversed. Suddenly, the girls found out that THEY had to ask us out. THEY had to wine and dine us and throw money at us... all in the hopes that maybe.... MAYBE... we would invite her in for a 'nightcap'.
Women absolutely hated it. But, they wanted our dicks more than we wanted their pussy. A few of them learned to play the game. Others went lonely.

It's a little like her on the internet... women are stripped of that weapon - sex. The intelligent men see this and expect everyone to argue on merit alone. The prospect of sex is zero, so there's no reason to give any special treatment to women over men on the internet.

once solved a math task my friend(who goes to state competitions,and we are pretty sick at math as a country) coudlnt solve. Didnt wanna say anything for it to look like i was a smartass or bragging or some shit,but yeah i fkin did it

>>722321922
>more on
Moaron is now a meme lololololz xD

I have a letter GG Allin hand-wrote to me from when he was in jail

>>722325648
Congratulations man, im glad your doing well

>>722330847
I'd describe the feeling like another kind of exercise but that two steaks together haha yeah that's better way to put it

>>722325688
>"HES COMING RIGHT AT ME!"
>unload clip into sand nigger face
>"whoa, that was a close one, almost died"

>>722326936
>>722327478
What toys do you like?

Are you a sissy or just a normal guy?

I used to blow my load in bottles and saved them in my closet for years I did this. Then my gf found them and that was the end of that

>>722325688
I don't mean to be that guy, but you're why soldiers are disrespected.

>>722332542
is it a dickbutt pic

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>>722333392
I'm a closeted sissy dressed as a normal guy
my dildo looks pretty much like pic related
i'd like to invest in an aneros

>>722321725
>>722325496
You're both bad if you can't hear a pitch and replicate it on your instrument flawlessly. That's practically the definition of a "Good" musician. Everyone else is merely competent.
I can and have played 5 instruments at several thousand hours and I don't consider myself good yet.

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>>722332681
thanks anon

>>722325847

Whats in there.

>>722319968

I created the >mfw reaction face of Jack Black in Tenatious D. I posted it to 4chan now it's been reposted over the internet tens of millions of times.

>>722332074
put a gun against his head pulledmatriggernowhesdead

>>722326107

What did you see that you could tell us about that we'd find interesting?

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>>722334322
this one?

>>722332074
I was at war, French Foreign Legion.

There training was extreme, but it worked.

>>722334029
This, if you can't read music and don't plan on learning how, stop wasting your time. If you don't know the scales, you're a bad guitarist. If you don't know the chords, and everywhere you can play them, you're not good

>>722328771
no worries m8

>>722333955
Do you only masterbate with your prostate now?

Can you have a prostate orgasm everytime you try?

>>722333955
Can I email you?

I took the knot on my dildo yesterday.

>>722334983
post pics

or post pics of dildo

I do big cums

>>722334929
no
no

>>722334962
yes

>>722335177
wjones41@hotmail

>>722330847
fag

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>>722335039
I haven't taken a pic of the one I have, but it's the small one in pic related with a different color. I'm not very experienced with it, just got really horny while going at it. No pics of myself, I'm hideous

>>722319968
i once shit on the roof of the school with my friends

>>722325777
trips never lie

>>722335344
sent

>>722335344
were you really born in 1952?

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>>722319968
put cocaine in a niggers car years ago, called the cops and he went to jail, he must still be there considering I havent seen em since.

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In the last couple of months, I've managed to find a place of my own, start study and 2 jobs on my own to get away from the city I was living in and dealing drugs in for 7 years (lb/week of dope plus anything i.e. MDMA, acid, mushrooms, speed, crack).
It's not really something you tell you're new classmates or boss and I don't really have any friends here yet but I still think its a great achievement and am proud to be furthering myself. Check out my music too, I'm happy with that.
omason.bandcamp.com

>>722335344
Mr Jones Mr Jones Mr Jones

I'm a government shill

i got a milf to give me as many blowjobs as i want and all i need to do it fix her computer. she is pretty ok at it.

>>722320974
>>722320429

Me too, but i'm not particularly proud of it. Why can't i be normal and get off on penis in vagina.

I'm a sponsored fingerboarder.

>>722336031
good to hear bro. I have a story like yours so. you probably already know this but don't let the fuckers from your old life take that away from you. losers are contagious you know you got to cut them off

>>722324439
>you're going...down... for a long time
..tishhh

>>722321261
Congratulations. I looked up the original video to find your comment and say hello, but i would have had to go through at least 2000 comments as you posted in 2014.

>>722319968
Telling......
Some of my close friends know

I fucked a guy's wife.

>>722334522
I both agree and disagree. Knowing the notes in the C minor flixomixophrygilydian scale won't serve you at all if you can't use your ear.

Skills in order of value to a musician according to me:

>rhythm
>ear
>knowing that you always will have something to master aka being humble as fuck
>theory
>technique

>>722319968

>sold weed to undercover cops
>took money without being arrested
>moved out 1 day before they raided my apartment
>by the time they issued a warrant I was on the other side of the country

fucking stupid faggots

had sex only with virgin girls

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>>722319968
I'm not a hypocrite, and people tend to get angry at almost everything I say. Especially when they bullshit themselves a lot.

>>722319968
Hahahahahahahahah
Proud of nothing
Proud of none
Somewhat proud of my will
But that's going by teh day.

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>>722338185

this guy!
>paid by the coppers for drugs
>gets away with it
TOP fucking KEK

most of the time I'm unbearably honest.
I tell people what I think straight away.
I criticize their work honestly, meaning I will also get very enthusiastic, if I appreciate something very much.
This freaks people out. I've been told "Wow, I didn't expect you to be so harsh and straight forward!"

It's mostly irritating, but I hate pretending I like something when I don't.

>>722336755
yeah man I know what ya mean. A couple of em visit and rely on me to get deals and I say dude i have no connections up here, it's not what i do eh