What to do /b/

>>722316833

What grammar tense is she in man

>>722316833
call her a bitch.

>>722316899
Kek this

>>722316833
go for a coffee then fuck her ?

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"No time for coffee, Madick is hard now."

>>722317139
Lmao

>>722316833
tell her sure you'll do a coffee, but then you'll escalay your cock on her face

>>722316833

Write

"No i rather drink milk at my aunts house, when u come over and play pls bring a controller, im too poor for one and my mom wont get me one"

>>722316833
fuck your small talk.
If you want it, send pussy pics now.
If not, fuck off.

722317139
This

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>>722316833
>>722316899
>>722317299
hey guys

oh shit

>>722316833
"Bitch I eat so much ass they call me Heinrich Rimmler

>>722316833
call her fat LOL

She's not cute. But fuck if you must.

>>722316833
she's (if she) ugly and prob. fat

>>722316833
Rub one out and reevaluate the situation OP

Update 2. I want my dick wet. So I ain't saying some gay ass jokes that some are saying on here that will turn her away if it sounds good I'll add it but she's ugly tho

>>722316833
Ask her if she would like to come over and discuss the teachings of L. Ron Hubbard

>>722316833

'We can have coffee at my place' then put a wink emoji

>>722316833
She's already trying to get you under the thumb.
Just say you've got coffee at your place and she can choose what you have for breakfast.

>>722317993
LOL . this .

>>722318119
This isn't that hard she is already dtf just be straight forward

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>>722316833

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>>722318650

>>722318650
thats right. click on back to safari and keep hunting for fucking landwhales you fucking piece of shit.

lol jk m8 gr8. good luck and hope you get some pusss

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>>722318650
weaksauce, OP, real weak

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>>722318650
hahaha ops going to fuck a dump truck :)

God Speed /b/ro

Good luck riding that moped, OP.

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>mfw OP is never gonna grab her by the pussy

>>722317009
>go for a coffee then fuck her ?
It was a cryptic possibility, wasn't it?