What are you guys doing for Valentine's Day

>>722316775
more?

>>722316775
Nothing. Never done anything for it before.

Leaving rose petals and chocates on my gf's side of the bed before meeting her for sushi. Nothing too fancy

Watching 50 shades of grey then my gf coming home with me /b needs to grow up and meet girls

>>722316775
Spending day with gf would rather spend it with a 12 pack and the deadliest catch marathon

>>722317039
Good call bitches love sushi

it's valentine's day?
nothing at all

>>722317160
Because raw fish tastes like cum

>>722316775
Fucking on mdma with gf

Your mom. I'm doing your mom.
I mean sex. Specifically in the pooper.
Because she's a slut.

I hope that clears that up

Probably disappointing my gf sexually, emotionally, and socially. Alternatively, she doesn't invite me over and I offer to break up.

>>722316775

http://bit.
ly/2ip7fzF

>>722317405
>She doesnt invite me over
Fucking beta, she deserves better.

>>722316775
The same thing i do every valentine's day

Nothing.

Being a wizard is a sad life.

Roses are red
Harambe was black
Cash me ouside
How bout dah?

>>722316775
My right hand

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>>722316775
Going to a top level brothel!

>>722317556
ye but she doesn't realize yet. She mistakenly thinks she will have trouble finding replacement.

Working, then jacking off and watching old movies alone.

>>722317648
kys

>>722317881
Fix yourself dude it's not that hard.

>>722316775
Celebrating that I don't have a girlfriend.

A GF...

A person who whines, causes drama, cheats, and over all degrades the quality of life.

I'll just stick to the one night stands.

First single valentines in a few years. Taking out a girl I used to have a thing for about five years back. Wish me luck anons.

>>722318091
I hope you fail.

Gonna watch Benfika-Dortmund

>>722316775
sauce?

>>722318055
What a sad existance. Just quit being a beta and you can disregard all that shit. My girls trained she brings me beers and fuck when I say so

While my gf is at her morning classes I'm gonna sneak into her house and decorate the whole thing and leave the gifts there. The I pick her up from classes, we go back to her place and she sees it.

There will be fucking and such as well.

>>722318055
If you believe this I feel sorry for you. If you find the right girl like I have she supports, enhances and makes me and my life better. Stop being a Whiney bitch

>>722316775

I have 2 kids & the wife is 7 months preggo with #3

I'm expecting a blowjob at least.

>>722318740
lmao creep

Get my wisdom teeth removed

>>722316775
Taking my gf, and her friend out on a date, gonna try a threesome as a present to me.
:D

>>722318843
You'll be happier with a bullet

>wake up
>brush teeth
>make ramen
>go to college
>come back
>go to work
>sleep all day and play vidya

>>722319006
She's taking a friend? Kek

>>722316775
crying

>>722316775
Hanging myself lol

>>722318678
I'm not a "beta" haha

I've had many girlfriends and have no confidence issues with talking to them asking them out, eating them out and bangin them.

They cause drama though and I'd rather not deal with that shit.

Working... in the middle of bumfuck nowheres.

>>722316775

Going to work
Coming home
Got work again the next day

I bought my girlfriend a nice looking cat themed Picture frame where she can put a picture of her lovely cat in it and gonna buy tommorow fresh roses for her and maybe cook dinner at the evening for us.

>>722317039
I wish my bish loved fish

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>Go to school
>Go home
>Fap
>Eat (food, not cum)
>Go work out
>Go home
>Shower
>Fap
>Sleep

Basically like every day ever

>>722319053

I cope by being an alcoholic.

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Working
Drinking
Jacking off
Listing to various Anime OP's/ED's
Shitposting

go to college, work out, have dinner with gf, go to japanese class

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>>722316775
I think noting my gf haven't been talking to me anymore I text I call her noting maybe she not interested in me anymore but fuck it I probably buy some chocolate and fap and play vidya anyway

Bring alone because i broke up with my gf on the 5th of February

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>>722316775
Hey guys Remember when you didn't get any Valentine gifts in 3rd grade kek good time

>I'm going die alone

My one girlfriend just found out about my other girlfriend so I guess I'll have a whiskey and a wank.

>>722316775
Drink myself to sleep I guess?

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>>722316775
>What are you guys doing for Valentine's Day

working, because pic related

>>722320430
bloody wanker

(in british voice)

I'm probably gonna do some cringy weeaboo shit with my 2D wife.

>>722316775
Sitting waiting for up to 7 parcels to arrive.
Might get drunk in the evening if I manage to get out before the local ale shop I've got a gift voucher for closes.

>>722317235
Fish doesn't taste that good!

>>722320666
Hi Satan can you be my Valentine :)

I broke up whit her like 3 days ago...
So prob get shitfaced.

taking her out for dinner today
i have to work tomorrow and sense im doing a double shift, i wont have time to see her
gonna get dinner from a steakhouse

>Nothing!

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>>722320755
sure, sweetie pie ;)

>>722316775
weed and porn and /b/ n beer

>>722321129
:) yayyy!!!!

>>722321156
>weed and porn and /b/ n beer
>Anon 4chan bro fist!

>>722321359
I'll brofist your anus

Well it's already been Valentines Day for about 6.5 hours where I live and so far all I've done is wake up and get ready for work. Then I'll go to work, work, come home, then wash and do not much of anything else. Maybe play some vidya or listen to music.

>>722316775
Ruining lives

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>>722321419
> I'll brofist your anus

>>722321503
Edge

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Gonna trash talk some nekkids and gun them down on the beaches in rust

Download hentai then fap, fap some more

fishfinger sandwiches

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

thats about it

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>>722316775
The same like any other day as of now.
Lurk, play vidya, etc.

>>722316775
Dat's ry bish:
puts muh nigguh-sized Snikkuhs
in yoos mouf...deepuh. DEEPUH!!

cry
fap
eat
eat more
eat a lot more
cry
sleep
wake up
fap
eat
fap
sleep

Mad it through another Valentine's Day!

>>722320371
I always got the shit Valentines from the bottom
of the assortment box everyone's mom would buy them.

>>722319919
what a life.

Being sad that I got rejected by the boy I like

>>722316775
Most likely i'll just contemplate suicide like every year.

>>722319919
You are the hero /b/ needs.

>>722316775
Getting ready for the 2 years in the military.

>>722316775
Cleaning the house while my boyfriend is at work

>>722316775
fucking 4chan....i just see her blowing black dick....

>>722316775
Yer mom?

>>722324445
>her

>>722316775
going to a strip club with one of my mates.

>>722324522
FUCKING 4chan once again....cant even distinguish anymore

Making a romantic candlelit dinner.

Roasted beet and endive salad with goat cheese, candied walnuts, arugula and orange balsamic vinaigrette

Snapper en papillote with lemon tarragon butter, white wine, and red peppers served with wild mushroom risotto.

Creme brulee for two for dessert.

I am going to make all that and eat it alone and then cry myself to sleep.

>>722316775
>just had a huge argument with girlfriend yesterday

I'm pretty sure I'm going to be breaking up for Valentine's Day.

>tfw she gets on my nerves so much I'm past the point of even caring anymore

She could get hit by a bus right next to me and 9 times outta 10 I probably wouldn't even flinch...that's where this relationship is at right now. Why are women so fucking annoying?

Fuck my coworker again...fiancé is out of town so I've been tearing it up with her while she's gone. She's cheating on her boyfriend with me and I never wear protection. Hoping it doesn't all blow up in my face but she's so much fun.

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http://cheesespin.net/
i'm boiling

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Got this alpha card. Getting myself for honor and she can entertain herself because it's a just a normal Tuesday. Not this bait cucklord day you spend all your money to hope you get your Wilkins wet.