Weed thread. Who else smoking some top shelf Colorado kush rn?

Anyone in the 570 area tokin'?
I'm looking for a new salesman
My guy is moving back to NY in a month and I need a new primary because my backups are unreliable
>captcha: click all the trees
kek

>>722313548
get a job

>>722313187
I'm about to pick up some ghost og after work today, im excited. Second time ill have smoked medical grade shit, I finally have a solid hookup c:

>>722313187
the hog
khalifa kush
i found my cure

#1 your a timewasting waste of space faggot
#2 weed makes you legit homosexual, hence faggot.
#3 most weed is the same everywhere you go.
#4 dont try to fuckin' argue about it because i have 0 time to waste on fuckin' braindead stoners.
#5 weed makes you stupid and slow and paranoid
#amcanadian #bcbud4life #notafaggotanymore #peoplelikememorenow #grownthefuckup

I've got a bunch of flavors, they're all sealed up right now though
:(

>>722314767
lol try again

>>722314767
Reply to this faggot or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>722314400
Your job isnt really a job
Your gay
Suck oats from the tip of my cock

>>722314524
Your cure hahahaha cure for what faggot?
#foundmyexcusetosmokeweed

>>722314926
Noprs your a faggot
Your mom sucks dogs dicks for pesos down on the beach in mexico
Bitch

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>>722315125

>>722314767
>722314767
alright

>>722315194
K

>>722315168
Im sorry
Just because ive cured myself of the addiction, does not mean i can bully others about it.
Addictions a bitch

>>722315125
>#4 dont try to fuckin' argue about it because i have 0 time to waste on fuckin' braindead stoners.

I win. You're weak you literally stuck around in a thread to see if you got replies to your shitpost... sad

Top shelf?
That looks like shit
But then any retard can grow "top shelf" in America now.
KEK at you.

>>722314767
k

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>>722313187
I got some Hawaiian Fire

>>722315375
Your a faggot

>>722315389
Kkk

>>722315040
>using # for anything other than to count the amount of dicks you have sucked.

>>722315404
Looks good m8 .

>>722314767
>Smoked weed once and found himself sucking dick because his inhibitions were lifted.
>Couldn't handle that and now project his own experience on all stoners.

>>722315375
Literally
A major faggot
What

>>722315433
You're*

>>722315512
>>722315515
#justabunchofbraindeadfaggotsinhere

>>722315522
Calm down leafy

>>722315544
*you are a majorfaggot
Tryy sticcing ah dicksionarie up your asss
See if it fits

>>722315626
Im sorry
Im good
I was just kidding, stoners are awesome
I love weed

>>722315713
Say sorry for being autistic

>>722315614
You doth protest too much sir.

Fuck anyone who says weed isn't addictive. Shit has me in a vice, smoked for 3 years straight and now iv'e had to stop for a few months. I think about it, crave it, everyday. Fuck man i shit you not i dream about it every single night, no joke.

>>722315835
I am sorry for having aspbergers
#weedsmycure

>>722315974
Ive smoked for like 9 years, how much money have you wasted you think?
#atleast100000$

>>722314767
,

>>722316076
Too much, about a half oz a week at 140$ for 3 years. I'm too lazy to do the math.

>>722315626
kek

>>722316464
fuck math do meth

>>722316464
Like 21 grand roughly, not including gas to meet the dealer. Pipes bongs papers sharing with others missed job oppourtunites any criminal charges (mqybe) aand whatever could of become of all that wasted money and time

>>722313187
>CO
>top shelf
kekd hard

>>722315404
yea, thats some fire

living in cali and traveled to CO. its cool and all but those people are high if they think their buds are anywhere near as good as the coast. the air is too thin and they aint close enough to the sun

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>>722313187

From Colorado medical dispensary

>>722314767
>#4 dont try to fuckin' argue about it because i have 0 time to waste on fuckin' braindead stoners.
kek

>>722315974

There's a difference between habit and addiction. I'm the same when I can't smoke or stop smoking for a break. It's annoying sure but better to long for it and have to sack up than be physically addicted.

Worst physical symptoms I ever experience are weird vivid dreams and general irritability. I get over those pretty quickly

>>722313187
If thats what colorado considers top shelf then lmaoing at ur lyfe

>>722316828
its green at least....
if you paid more than 10/g you did it wrong

>>722316989
I could not fall asleep if i was dry for a while
#dryinsomnia

>>722313187
I don't even smoke the flowers anymore....only concentrates and oils. Its the way of the future

>>722317425

FUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUURE

>>722317425
I love oil but one of my friends has a tendency to break nails and bangers

>>722314767
>>722315614
>hashtags on 4chan
>you're*
Terrible bait fuck off

>>722318108
Suck a log of shit out of andy sixxes asshole
#faggot
Dont fuckin' tell me what to do
#bitch

>>722318013
Get a Kandy Galaxy Pen with dual quarts. They work great!

Live in Vegas.. legal weed, but have a good job that says I can't smoke cause it's illegal federally. This shit needs to change on the Federal level ASAP

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>>722314767

>>722314216
wagecuck detected

To all smokers and concert goes on here what's the best way to sneak bud into a venue? I usually sneak joints in in the lining of my hat and once I'm inside its nbd but I know some places check hats, I'm going to msg to see phish this summer and wanna smoke during the show but have never been and don't wanna potentially get caught with weed in new York, I have a few different ideas of how to get it in but wanna hear yours.

>>722318706
Up the bum bud.
Fit joint in peehole

>>722318706
Ayy I just moved to NY (li). What's the best way to find a dealer?

>>722318882
your local bar tender will know someone

>>722318882
>>722318951
You cant order weed online in america?
In canada, yes you can.
Budbuddy.biz
Bcbud. Mailed. Worked everytime

>>722318882
Idk, not from around there. Just coming up for the show

>>722318813
My dicks too small and my asshole I'd too loose :(

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My first time buying and smoking was with this shit sadly im not able to find good quality stuff around

>>722318706
>>722319742
Well they are not going to check your fucking shorts bud pretty easy

>>722313548
I replied to this yesterday but I think you left the thread before you saw it, and probably again today.

Befriend a cook and you'll probably be able to find a hook. We're all drugged out alcoholics.

Sauce: line cook for 15 years

>>722318706
If its an outdoor show you can bury it beforehand.

>>722320023
Hahaha
Very good
'cooks' not "chefs"

>>722319863

that looks pretty terrible fam. where do you live?

>>722320127
HOLY FUCK THATS CLEVER
#bringingshoveltoconcert

>>722313187
not in a medical state but i get that strain

>>722320023
Can confirm my best mates a cook and all they do is chong out in there free time

>>722316816
Not to mention we been growing medical for decades

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Tangerine dream

>>722319863
Yeah, that's tough in the streets.

>>722320248
México i never really searched for a dealer a friend offered me this thing plus a pack of marlboros for less than 10 so i dealed.

>>722320178
Yes, cook. I know what I am and I don't pretend to be an uptight entitled shit - which you clearly are for even making the distinction when it wasn't needed.

Every one of you little culinary arts shits quits in tears after a week or so because you can't hack it temping burgers and want to waste my time garnishing bar food while you wait for your big break to cuck out to some pompous chef and hope to suck his dick enough to make sous.

>>722320537
Damn even when I go to tijuana there is better street weed.

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>>722313187
some sour d I just smoked, btw. is weed legal in califonia now or wht the current state? I really want to visit cali in summer or so

>>722316828
not its not lol, thats just an rx label, i put em on my tubs and fling em out at 50 a tub

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>>722320672
After that shit i bought for the same price this 4/3 months ago i havent bought more im never able to find good quality stuff

>>722320252
>implying you can't get the small ammount of dirt needed to conceal a couple grams of weed with your hands

Or you could even use the groundbreaking technology of a digging stick.

>>722315515
This.

Here's hopin the Awakened One takes a long look at himself, fires one up, and finally gets the longdick he's denied himself for so long.

>>722314767
>faggot
aaaa

>>722320790
It's a gray legal zone. There are no retail shops in place yet for the recreational market.

>>722320847
Some of the best sativa I had was from Mexico. Verde limón

>>722314767
................. . ... ... .............. . . ..... 0-1

>>722320652
Dude
Your a faggot
Struck a nerve did i?
I think so, 15 years of linecooking and you coudnt make it. You obviously wanted to be a chef now you just act like you dobt give a shit to save face.
You literally heat up premade food all day, like a women for hire.
A monkey could do your job.
Failurefaggotdetected
Let me hit another nerve
You never made it bexause of your attitude.

>>722320861
Nah the risk of someone else finding its too high
Dumbfuckfaggot

Hey guys I have a question.

Is it possible to roll a tiny joint worth of just 1-2 drags? I tried weed for the first time a while back, and those 5 drags almost gave me a heart attack, and I couldn't really enjoy the moment.
So if I get the stuff in the future, I don't want to waste an entire joint for a huff or two.

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>>722313187
>Glass Apple
>pic very related

Commerce City fag here

>>722321748
Get a pipe faggot

>>722321748
Get a one hitter they are very cheap and use very little weed.

>>722321560
>>722320652
You're both autistic and cringy as fuck.

>>722314767
You weak shit! You can't handle occasionally smoking weed and at the same time be a normal enjoyable person? Fuck off, stay clean for the sake of humanity!

>>722321748
Get a glass pipe. You can put only a tiny amount in it if you want, smoke it all and save you from rolling a joint and wasting most of your weed.

Joints are shit for smoking, wastes so much bud.

>>722316816
you know Oregon has had legal medical marijuana since 1998 right?

Comparative to them CA and CO are both "shit" but then .. not every weed smoking fag goes around with a comparative view of the pot they choose to smoke, they tend to just smoke.

so yeah. fuck your state and fuck mine, equally. fuck it all really, right?

>>722314767
6/10 trolling

not bad, you are on your way

>>722313187
I has gorilla glue

>>722314767
Nice b8

>>722322064
>>722321910
>>722321827
Sounds about right, cheers guys.

>>722315404
Does it crush up or is it really squishy dense?

>>722313187
Fuck the ass off of you for even advertising CO you trinsly mother fucker. Ship your stoner ass to Washington/Cali respectively.

>>722316816
Oregon is better..

>>722321748
Try a Vaporizer or a micro dose edible of 5mg and work up

>>722314926
I killed her. So... you lose.

>>722315380
well said

>>722318882
suck on someone's dick. the rest will follow.

>>722319380
I call bull shit

>>722313187
Grower here, cost $12.50 per ounce to produce CO OP

>>722322152
Yea and California 2 years earlier. People had been growing "medical" since the 80s tho.
I was just posting a comment. No need to get butthurt over it.

>>722322825
Its legit, i checked out the website and reviews when i read that

>>722323012
Cool which strain you growing. I'm assuming full hydro?

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>>722322064
gravity bong

Going to amsterdam in a few weeks anyone reccomend some nice cafes and smartshops?

I haven't smoke in about a week about to go smoke with a chick and her friends i plan to outsmoke all of them how faded will i get?
not as much of a stoner as i used to be

>>722323431
what you want is to go the least "touristy" coffeeshops.
you're better off going the hague or something because amsterdam is leftist muslim capital and you'll get ripped off

>>722323431
Barney's is alright. Amsterdam is going down the shitter pretty fast though. Still alright though.

>>722323817
>>722323912

Damn, I loved Amsterdam when I went last summer. Dutch people are such bros. Plus, who can turn down a SPACE CAKE?!

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This is what I got. 757, if anyone's nearby.

>>722324110
if i rob u u can't call 12

>>722324177
What?

I'm not a smoker myself, but may i ask you cannabis gentlemen a couple of questions?

My mom suffers from multiple sclerosis, and it's starting to turn bad. I've read online that several people with ms have gotten better from usage of cannabis and i'm going to try to convince her to try this (the only thing she hasn't tried).
>what is the best form of ingestion?
>are there any negative side effects?
>is it better to buy or to grow your own?

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Some surprising dank I just found in bumfuck ky.

>>722323164
Grape ape and super lemon og, cocofiber hydro. Not full hydroponics where the roots grow in water. It's similar to sort but better results and less issues

>>722324548
Growing is still mostly illegal around the world
No side effects other than you feel more 'tired?' after the effect wears off. Also munchies and cottonmouth.

Best bet would be to try to vaporize or ingest it if it is just for medicinal purposes.
Try to find a strain with a higher CBD than THC. this makes the effect a bit more 'controllable' for patients and not mong out all day and still be able to function.

Sorry for your mom, hope it helps a bit or that you guys find something that does work or offer a solution.

>>722324548
Inject it into her vagina with your cock
Then choke her to death
Bury her in backyard
Collect her disibility
Wait a couple months....

Check rotting corpse for "ripeness"
If good, call me over.

I will fasten my mouth around her rotting anus, bury nose in vagina
You do a running piledriver on her belly
*sploosh*
Rotting shit and guts squirt down my throat covering my face
Brown and slimy delight
Maggots yum
You stick your dick down her throat
I stick my dick in.. Something thats still a hole.
We hold hands over our heads
Eiffel tower that bitch till she melts
#stillgoodfun

>>722325460
Wtf /b/ro

>>722325155
i'm a "clean living" person. the closest i've come to stimulants, is coffee, so it will take a while to do some research about what's good and where to buy.

>>722325460
topkek. that's nuttier than squirrel shit

>>722314767
I agree with you!

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>>722314767

>>722313187
Taking a tiny t break in order to trip when I come back with some dank bubba kush.

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>>2017
>>still smoking weed
>>loosers

>>722325892
>>722325994
Ahh thank you muchly
I should go pro i know

>tfw still not legal in my state
All I can get is reggie and shitty 10$ a gram nameless "dro"

>>722326177
These things have little to no smell, 1 hit high, and come strain specific. Right now I have cake batter, almost as good as the Kandy kush from 2 weeks ago

>>722313187
Looks like dog shit

>>722326177
LOL your funny. Most of the prefilled cartridges suck and are a rip off.

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>>722326627
You may have had a shitty one, not I!

>>722313187
is it legal for tourists to purchase in Colorado?
Im from Eu

>>722326788
He'll yea, just no smoke in public, and don't take any out of state... State of Washington is better than Colorado IMHO

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>>722314216
Where the fuck did that come out of??

>>722326745
had plenty good and bad. I use my source orb with dual quartz glass atomizer with nickle coils set to 450 degrees at 14watts for portable oil hits. Tasty and smooth.
Or make my own oil with shatter or rosin. Then put 10ml in a mini super tank atomizer with ceramic atomizer and cotton.

>>722313187
`Smoking some Dutch northern light and am having a hard time typing this.

>>722320652
hi

line cook 4 years. i quit because kitchen staff workers are literally fucking retards. i had to raise the bar m8. currently dispatcher making double the wage of a chef.

>>722327213
I bet you bring knee pads and mouthwash to work everday.
Dispatcher of blowjobs faggot

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>>722315404

>>722314767
gay

>>722313187
Florida man here. We just got medical but it's gonna be a long road ahead in this shit state. Docs are gonna be scared to prescribe to anyone but cancer patients for god knows how long.

Still smoking Skunk #1 and Gorilla Glue for my migraines and PTSD. I wish the laws would catch up.

>>722319863
that's prensado paragayo, bro

>>722326919
Im so stoked on visiting the US just for gettin sum o'that gorrilla glue #4 i keep reading about how amazing it is. So Washington is my best option?

>>722327213
Lol my sister quit that job to become a day care inspector. Paided way more.

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>>722327458
i bring my bluetooth headset and bmw. have fun. busy season is coming up fast enjoy summer in a kitchen.

>>722327652
Yup.

>>722327706
>my bluetooth headset
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

just passed my drug test this morning. about to leave work and go smoke pot all night.

>>722327706
Im not the cook haha.

>>722327706
Aaand i drive an audi
Its better
Your a faggot