ITT: Signs that a girl likes you. >she marries you.

>>722310543
This is a bad assumption.

Some marry for money.

>>722310616
>all marry for money
ftfy

>>722310543
she suck your dick

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Killme

>>722310650
>All marry for 50% of the money
>Then have kids for the rest

Don't have kids

Or get married

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>>722310650
>all

Not my girlfriend. She's even letting me give her a CZ steel ring for her wedding, because she's not a materialistic whore.

And green text is for quoting, newfag

>>722310543
when she messages you first. not asking for anything, but just trying to enter your life on some level
if you're the one who starts messaging every time, she doesn't LIKE you, but she'll let you do things for her, like be her emotional tampon when she needs it and tell you she's busy the other times.

>>722310825
>All

No.

>Don't have kids

Considering there's millions of kids out there in need of a home and parents, that's something I can agree with.

>>722310844
>green text is for quoting
Or clarification/twisting of the quotes meaning

Or great stories

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>>722310543
When she kisses your penis and lets you pee in her butt

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>>722310543
Here's how you know for sure

>get in bed with her by any conventional means necessary except rape

>fuck her brains out, if the back of her skull doesn't have a gaping hole and the wall behind isn't splattered with brain juice, you're not even trying

>just as you climax, if she likes you she will pull you close and whisper these words into your ear

>"you can steal my memes"

>at that point nut in her and reap the benefits

>>722311026
If you don't believe they're in it for the money, you fell for their brainwashing. They play the long con, it's their survival technique to be insincere until you're trapped. and the legal system is on their side because they have vaginas

I won't say that a nice girl who wants love doesn't exist, I'm saying even she will take your money when she's got that ring on her finger if she gets the idea in her head. It doesn't even have to be a GOOD reason for her, except that she's "unhappy"

>>722311168
I'll slit your fucking throat neck bitch. Fuck you mean

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>>722311216
>all

You already lost the argument. Not gonna read your rebuttal.

I win; you lose.

Too long; didn't read.

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>>722311226

someone's mad

>>722311184
try harder to be funny

>>722310543
I can tell my gf likes me because when we're watching movies she will randomly kiss my neck and then proceed to fuck me while the movies are on. Then when she's had enough dick she gets off and sucks me until i cum in her mouth.

That and how tight she grabs me when we snuggle. It's adorable AF.

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>>722311216
>mad because he's not a female detected
>probably a closet wannabe trap
>MGTOW detected

Go chopped your dick off and take synthetic hormones.

>>722311290
Every single one will take your money, given the opportunity. That's it. It's for your own benefit to not get married, I'm looking out for you guys, my advice isn't wrong or bad, it's only benefiting for you to realize you're brainwashed and fell for their trap.

>>722311216
This is what prenuptials are for. Or simply not getting married.

My wife and I are both smart people, we know maybe 10 years down the road things may be different. Hell even next year the might be. I love her but when it comes down to it, you can't tie up your money with something so sometimes fickle.

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>>722311324
Say that to my face fucker not online. I'll own you fag

>girl makes fun of me, i make fun of her
>im the only person she does this to

does she like me?

if it helps she got shitfaced and kissed me. she doesnt remember it.

>>722311384
I'm not mad or bitter, I'm concerned for you guys. by the way, I'm gay
nice swivel chair psychology reading though

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>>722311403
>trying this hard

Ain't gonna read cause you said "all."

>>722311325
See the joke comes from your reaction. Not the post itself.

>>722311432
Judges have and will throw out prenuptial agreements if they deem the terms "unfair".
and that's what I said, just don't get fucking married. but you have to be careful about common-law marriage laws in your state, which will also entitle her to your money if you live together long enough and you break up

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>>722311463
Fags typically envy and wanna be women. It's okay homo. You'll never be treated like women. No one wants you.

>>722311549
I'm well aware of all these things anon.

>>722311403
I mean my GF is rich as hell. I am rich as hell. We kind've don't worry about money in our lives. It's pretty nice not having to worry about her being a gold digger and vise-versa for her. Her mom has some 11million in the bank her late husband left her. So she spoils my GF. I have a white collar background so I've always lived upper-middle class. Money isn't really a factor in our relationship.

>>722311450
girls always remember that shit. they remember consenting to drunken sex, too, but they just fucking get more out of it if they pretend they don't
>>722311558
there's some heavy projection going on here, was your father a movie theater?

>>722311558
>now if you'll excuse me I have a trap thread to lurk in

Kek

>>722311614
So then don't fucking suggest a prenuptial agreement if you know they won't fucking work you stupid dickhead.
don't get married, at all, under any circumstances, end of story.

>>722310952
'liking' and being interested in a guy are 2 completely different things. Looking at it this way only works for really shy girls.

>>722310844
>>722311290
>>722311384
>>722311432
poor deluded blue pill anons, shes gonna run you through the wringer down the line, women play the long game, but have fun getting fucked by the divorce courts

>>722311216
>>722311463
>>722311549
dont try to help them theyre too far into the gynocentric society just accept you cant save all guys and hope for the future

>>722311644
>there's some heavy projection going on here,

2/10 for originality.

>>722310952
I've been through this. I was always the one messaging. Then I stopped. Now she always messages me. I basically turned it on her. I pretend I'm too busy for her. It reels her right in

>>722311719
>all women

You homos.

>>722310543
she lies to you.

It's pretty fucked up, but if she didn't care what you thought, she wouldn't actively try to mold your perception of reality.

She'll lie because she thinks telling you what you want to hear makes her more desirable and improve her chances with you.

>>722311450
>>722311450
>>722311450
pls respond

>>722311686
>they won't work
>says in the post prior they sometimes get thrown out

Pick one.

>>722311450
Take things serious before it's too late. It'll get boring after a while so just try to light the spark now you have the biggest chance.

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>>722310543

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>>722311719
>I'm very insecure about women after my parents messy divorce and I think they'll all evil con artists

Amirite or amirite?

>>722311966

You're right. And he's admitted to being gay. I've seen so many gays envious of women that they go out of their way to fight them. Homos are just mad because society will never treat them like the women they hate, even if they cut their dicks off and take synthetic hormones.

>>722312067
agreed. it's like a competition between gay men and women... which is why fags always say nasty shit like "i can suck dick better than women." doesn't matter if you have a hairy, masculine face, deep voice, and an adams apple. can't get my dick up to begin with

>>722311621
So your gf isn't rich. Her mom is

>>722312145
>just validating for everyone that I am not a homosexual
>feel like I need to tell the room lest they question me

Kek

>>722311779
>>722311966
>statistics show that 50% of recent marriages in the US end in divorce and that out of that 50% 80% of the time the divorce is initiated by the women.
getting married is a coin toss but i wont stop you. you can laugh at me, ridicule me, and shun my advice as crazy conspiracy, but know that even though i am not religious i will pray for you that you are the 50% that don get divorced. cause though you may think im just bitter i do care for you and dont want to see you end up another alimony suicide statistic

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>>722312295
no.. that wasn't the point. and if you think otherwise, attend your local community college and take classes on reading comp. homo

In all seriousness, what are some signs a girl is interested? And I dont mean the obvious, like sucking your dick.

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>>722312398
>50%
>all

You proved my point. Congrats. Stop generalizing women, you moron. And homo. Die of AIDS

>she shouts "fuck my ass!" while you are sodomizing her

>>722312411

It's not the simple, idiot, because each individual female has their own ways in showing interest. It' common sense, and because you can't read women, you're probably a literal homo like this guy >>722312398

Now go suck some STD infested cocks. You come off as a 10 year old.

>>722312398
>here's some statistics that I think make me right, with no sources
>meanwhile I'll pretend to care while I attack the integrity of your relationships

Its time to leave sir. If I told you 50% of the time you go to suck a dick you might get aids would you still do it? I bet you would, because that's the life choice you wanna make. Just as getting married is the life choice myself and others make despite the fact that we know all of what you're saying. We know there are bad people, bad women, who will take everything. But we're willing to risk it, cause that's what being in a relationship entails.

>>722312405
>heh what do you mean I'm uncomfortable with my sexuality and need to make sure everyone knows I'm straight, what can you not read

Oh I can read. And you're an open book my friend.

>>722312398
Divorce rate for college educatedfags who have been married for about 10 years is at...around 10%, and hasn't changed much in the past decades.

Source: https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/marriage-isnt-dead-yet/

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I was in line at the store the other day when only one register was open. I noticed she put up a register closed sign and turned off her number light. The one right next to it was open but had no attendant so i went over and stood over there.

She was already helping out some old dude who kept making small talk with her, he asked her how old she was and she said 19, he had a daughter her age blah blah blah.

Anyway while they were talking she kept looking over at me and doing a little half grin smile. Was cute as hell.

Does she like me? Keep in mind I'm a 6'4", 400lbs neckbeard. I didn't think any girl could like me because of my weight. Pic semi related, I look like him except with glasses and I'm fatter.

>>722312471
maybe your confusing me for the other anon trying to help you i never said "all" i said "women" thats plural but not all encompassing though it is true that by nature "all" women are like that but sure some may fight it or be conditioned to not do it based on actual love, but in the end its still a gamble and you need to be prepared
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>>722312724
ah so you think im the gay anon, sorry he's the other guy, but i dont want to see you fall for a trap, if you think im a child thats fine but i feel bad for you i truly do but i wont stop you its your mistake to make

Girl likes you >

pfft she likes your money and only money you dumbass unless you look like Brad pitt

>>722311384
>MGTOW
What does that mean?

>>722312411
lots of hair playing when you're talking to her. asks you a shit load of questions. plays along with any games or role playing (non-sexual, you perverts) you suggest, even takes it further than you have. undivided attention directed towards you. doesn't mind, or even enjoys being manhandled by you - i.e. you grab her shoulders and physically move her/rotate her. starts touching you - generally requires you to initiate touching, unless she's smashed. turns her body to face you more often than side-on - shows acceptance of you and that she is comfortable in your company.

most of these for when you first meet a girl, e.g. at a bar/club or something, but some hold sway for future contact.

>>722310543
A sigh that a girl likes you

Was in my case her stabbing me with a pen scissors etc

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>>722312975
You are a child. You're incredibly naive and untrusting. I doubt you've ever been in a meaningful relationship or if you have it ended badly and you're throwing a fit about it thinking. "Oh Sarah was so mean to me, I was such a nice guy, boo hoo, it must be she and all women are just vindictive and out to get me!"

Reevaluate your life m8. It's not goin so well.

>>722313041
Well Brad pitts wife left him

So he isnt that much better in the relationship department

>>722312411
When you pay attention to her, she pays it back to you. Otherwise, she's likely not interested. She will tell her friends this, but she won't tell you.

>>722312724
Somewhere there is a feminist who wants her victim complex back, faggot.

>>722313400
>ur playing the victim

Where in the blue hell did you get that you cumswallowing cuntshit? Kek

>>722312937
Go over and talk to her. You can always say, "I thought I saw you looking at me and thought you were interested.." if she makes it clear that she's not interested.

>>722312937
you are ugly, don't misunderstand quick smirks for an intrest. Stop being fat.

>>722313041
How some self-esteem, anon. I'm a middle aged manlet who is severely underemployed. My wife loves me because I love myself.

>>722313506
I got it from you...and your words, faggot.

Esp. the part about not getting married because 50% of all marriages don't work out. You didn't cite your source, ignored a cited source that contradicted what you choose to believe, and forgot the essential: marriage is a partnership in which *what you do* largely determines the quality of the relationship. So go ahead and wish AIDS on me...reach new and better levels of autism. What I wrote is still true.

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>>722310543
>Signs that a girl likes you
She submits to you

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>>722313925
I know you have trouble following threads you fucking newfag but that wasn't me.

That was in reply to me. Dumbshit. Kek

>>722310543
signs that a girl is out of options she marries you

>>722310543
one girl in my class kissed me on new years eve
another one keeps pushing her butt out and looks at me
another one was straight forward and said she's interested in me, so that was just easy to tell.

i'm not trying to show off or anything, i don't look very bad, i'm working out and i'm not stupid.
i listen and can have a nice and good conversation because sisters and i guess women really love that shit.

i don't care about any of them though, which fuels their thirst like fire, but i really don't give a fuck.
the girl i love is gone and i will never see her again.
she's not dead or anything, she just really moved somewhere without telling anyone where. last thing was, that she wanted to talk to me but i was still mad at her.

>>722314097
what the fuck is wrong with her vagina?

>>722313925
Btfo kek

>>722311434
you just said that to a negro.
lol

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>>722310543
>>she marries you.

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