Would /b/ smash?

Ever so gently

Id smash till she snapped. Then Id keep smashing

>>722306148
not until she gained a lot of weight

>>722306148
Like the slutty raccoon that she is

she would probably still hog the sheets afterwards, I'm out.

there's a upskirt of her, or pantie slip. anyone got?

>>722306148
Yes.
She's fucking gorgeous minus the twig like body.

>>722306148

She's scary-thin. I think she'd break if I fucked her.

>>722306266
Learn to Google

>>722306267
She IS the twig like body

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>>722306148
Sure, I would like to be skeleton king

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>>722306148
I would destroy that, no one would keep me from her, I would snap her in half like the wishbone she is. Skeletor is my fetish and I'd rattle those bones like Mr. Skeletal.

No, I'm afraid of her ever since I watched "rec"

/b/ would fuck anything that resembles a female human being.

>>722306322
i really cannot be fucked. the threads here, if someone has then good otherwise im not going on a goosechase.

>>722306148
Yes, while yelling "uns-uns" until she broke.

>>722306148
She doesn't eat which means she hardly shits which means I would rim her skinny, squeaky clean asshole all day.

>>722306917
>human being
>female
>resemble
Newfag

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Would have threesome with her and this 10/skellington

>>722306148
With a hammer.
In the face

I want to get off of Mr. Bones wild ride

>>722306148
Yes, but only anally.

I bet her rectum is utterly clean.

>>722310028
I doubt it, it will be continuously leaking the stomach lining her acids are digesting to try and grab nutrients. You stick your cock inn there and it will come out bright yellow and smelling like you dipped it in battery acid. I'm speaking from experience, my ex was anorexic and bulimic

>>722306148
I'd rattle it

>>722310556
keked

>>722306148
If Hulk smash Hulk break

>>722310537
Holy shit really? Tell story

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I'd stick my winky in her fat sketal pucci

>>722306148
I would buy her a double Smash Burger, with an extra large fry, and a triple milkshake maybe
>that bitch needs some calories

>>722306980
I have the image but what do i get in return? Your too lazy to google so i need something in return for my troubles. This isnt a communist state where i just hand you over free shit you know.

>>722306148
>shes wearing a bra

fucking why? you know she has no fatty tissue on her chest, or anywhere

>>722306148
>mfw a light dicking would literally kill her

>>722306266
Look in the thread

>>722306208
>till she snapped.
so like 2...3 pumps?
kek, anon.

>>722306148
It'd be like humping a holocaust photo and a meth "not even once" ad all at the same time.
If bored, I guess, but I'd triple bag that shit cause I don't want some sort of illness.
AnneFrank/10, would incinerate.

>>722310698
She was 5"5 and 80lbs, she didn't eat much, for example, half a bagel, but then throw it up, she lived on black coffee and cigarettes to suppress her appetite. Her shit was basically fluorescent yellow liquid. She couldn't hold it in all the time either because it was as thin as water, it would always be on her panties and it stained, she ended up buying only yellow panties. I did her in the ass, and my cock, I'm not lying, looked like somebody had colored it in with one of those bright yellow markers, I had a Homer Simpson cock, that was the last time I did that, and I broke up with her not long after. As far as I know, she's still alive, but I don't keep in touch.

I'd smash a sammich together and force her to eat it.

>>722306917
Newest of the new

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>>722311350
>I had a Homer Simpson cock

>>722311350
Provide pic of her, please.

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Needs a Sammich or 10 / 10

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>>722311863
Only one I have left of her, she wasn't as bad here as she was a year or so later, this was towards the begining of when we got together.

>>722311350
Whoa, that's messed up.
Especially the part about leakage, I mean, what. Even when I have the runs I have no trouble keeping it in for most of the time.

>>722306148
>>722311863
>>722311930

http://bit.
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>>722312130
Fuck Yeah cornetto

you guys are so dellusional sometimes
it's not the pics you gonna smash but her meat
can you imagine that you feel the barebones in your hand when you grab her ass or legs ?
feels disgusting
but mostly...she has a disgusting personality
trying to be famous being anorexic

>>722312388
So like most models?

>>722312388
If you don't like the feel of a woman's bones in you hand you don't have good taste

>>722306148
Yes but pulse from my throbbing diamond 5 inch dic would hit her like thermobarric bunker buster .
Destroying her insides like a sandniggers cave

>>722312508
This.

>>722306148
Oh hell no. There is nothing attractive about that girl. She's bony, has overdone makeup, ugly brittle-looking hair in a bad style, and unattractive lingerie.

>>722312274
It wasn't a lot, she probably didn't even feel it, but the color made it 100x worse lol

>>722306148
Thank Mr Skeltal

>>722312508
it's not in the nature of humans or any animal
you want the flesh not bone
also
>>722312549
nice selffagin

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Rate her.

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>>722312637
Yeah I bet! Nice story bro, made me chuckle

>>722312960
would be 8/10 if it wasn't for those Lord of the Rings feet

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>>722306148
10/10 would wife

>>722313141
Wtf?

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>>722306148

>>722313141
have more like this?

>>722313141
jesus she looks like a cancer patient

>>722306148
Would put it in soft and listen to her pelvis crack as I got hard.
Sooo, yes.

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>>722313315
I have a ton of them but made them before file size was limited to 2 MB

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lol, every thread it's "landwhale this" or "skeleton king" that. Will someone please provide me with an example of a female body that is within /b/'s acceptable image requirements?

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>>722313492
You will never get a 100% agreement

>>722313492
404 not found also bad bait

>>722306148
would rather break that thing in half and throw it in a river

>>722313466
fml

>>722313466
can u make a vola room?

eww

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>>722313730
Don't know how or care

I would smash her some potatoes and roast her some chicken, because she looks starving.

no because i would crush her pelvis and feel horrible

>>722313455
Wow nice tits for being that skinny, sauce?

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>>722313888
She is not starving and quite healthy

>>722313492
pro-tip: it has a cock

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>>722313455

>>722313979
what would happen if someone started feeding her protein and put her on a strict training schedule how long would it take for her to bulk up?

>>722306221
>faggot

>>722314150
Too many variables involved for anybody to answer that question.

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>>722314150
Why? She is fine the way she is. Back before the era of the Ameifat, lots of women were skinny just like her

Some of these women would be 14/10s if they put on like 30 pounds.

>>722314310
how old is she?

>>722306249
>raccoon
kek

>>722312960
MODS/10

>>722314412
15

>>722314412
Early 20s

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>>722314412
Early 20's and a virgin according to her, but I doubt that last part

>>722314310
im just saying put some tone on her

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I would totally give her a try

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>>722314492
But then she wouldn't be as popular as she is...do you know how many followers she has on social media? 1000's

I don't fuck skeletons. I'd probably break her like a cheap plastic toy if I tried.

Give her to the Undertale fags.

SOMEONE POST THE TIT SLIP

>>722314448
She has a tattoo.

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>>722314746
That is the problem with some Asians...they can be in their late 20's and still look like they are 14

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>>722313492
wELCOME to /b/

>>722314718
tit slip? There was a pussy slip too, somebody must have that

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>>722315051

>>722314960
Best thing about them.

>>722311350
Pic of Simpson dick?

>>722314486
if she is unhealthy why does she look fine here? is it possible she is just naturally slim and NOT in bad health? i mean i cant even see her ribs

>>722306148
I'd smash the undead legion. It's not heresy if the emperor is a part of the undead, right?

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>>722315293
I said she was healthy. That was another anon. You can tell how healthy a person is by their hair, and Eugenia's hair is shiny.

>>722315533
True dat. People who have long term eating disorders lose hair, gets thin and unhealthy looking

>>722315533
her legs look fine as well not bone looking like an anorexic person i think she just won the genetic lottery

>>722315051
tit slip was when her tits slipped out of her body and ran away, never to be found again

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>>722312960

yes, but only once, just so i could brag about it.

>>722315051
Go up thread asshole

>>722316055
The pussy slip isn't in this thread, there was one where you could see it clearly.

>>722306148
with a +1 holy heavy mace of greater undead bane

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>>722315775
Yes her legs are really skinny but not bony.

>>722306148
Hail the skeleton queen

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>>722316189

>>722316184
>asshole

>>722312960
Expedited 10/10 due to the kid body.

>>722318060
>pass user

fuckin newfag

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>>722313492
/b/ in general? Here you go.

>>722306917
Shut the fuck up, whys everyone here a fucking femal-inferior fagget? Why do you all are so ready to jump into any occasion to fuck a girl? Are you really that loser? Are you really that extremly not attractive to women? Fuck that makes me angry to see you all pretending to be superior to them but saying gay shit like this.

>>722318345
MOAR

I'd fuck her and never stop

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>>722313141
THICCC

>>722313141
Gap between her legs is thicker than her legs

i'd get her pregnant just so she can put some fuckin weight on

>>722314310
Yeah people also died early in life and had limited access to different food groups too.

>>722318160
Really wasn't by choice. My shitty fucking satellite ISP and/or its IP range is blocked on 4chan without the pass. Also a VPN is mostly out of the question since on my satellite connection it drops my internet speed to about 0.24mbps (30 kiloBYTES/s).

>being cucked out of $20 by 4chan policy

>>722306148
no

>>722313602
I just dont like her big head

>>722314588
god i wanna suck those toes!

What a co-inky-dink...
I've always wanted to fuck skeletor

>>722312960
Auschwitz/10

>>722306148
With a hammer

>>722318852
Okay you're excused

>>722307664
Zozzle

>>722318767
She probably doesn't ovulate.

>>722315533
>You can tell how healthy a person is by their hair

No you can't, dipshit.
Sure, if their hair is falling out at a young age, it might show that they're unhealthy, but a lot of unhealthy people have great hair.