What keeps you from killing yourself?

Fucking ops mom

The realization that everyone's lives I enter I end up making a tiny bit worse.
It gives me something to masturbate to

>>722296728
Still haven't finished skyrim

would be cruel to my parents and brothers, loss of possible future happiness, I wanna see what happens in the political and technological world .. yea that's it I think

oh I also like to eat stuff. and drink beer. and play games. and I watch funny shit. wait wtf do I actually enjoy life? send help

>>722290503
Those threads with the porn Webm asking me why I WON'T kill myself today.

>>722296728
Nothing. I've already killed myself.

>>722296728
Just in case God is real so I don't get banished to hell.

Also cause I'm a pussy

>>722297394
what if the Christians are wrong and the real god actually only lets the ones into heaven who were smart enough to get out of this shitty world?

>>722296728
Too much porn to watch.

>>722296728
I'm not done yet

>>722296728
I saw my death in a dream. I will die at the ripe old age of 117, having gone into shock from a broken hip.

It's a good death. Quick. Not the most painful I was clearly enjoying life, still mentally with it at 117. So yeah, I'm aiming for that.

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>>722296728
>>722296728
I believe in reincarnation. Oh the horror

>>722297044
>> gives me something to mastrubate to
lol