Can non-Americans understand this?

sorry OP I only speek english. any niggers can translate this?

>>722295997
I'm practically the pride of the south and i dont understand it

>>722295997
she put on extra eye shadow and false eye lashes just to go to work for a few hours being a cashier

she uses the worst choice in grammar structure and just vocabulary

>>722295997
Sorry me no speak liberal hipster feminist vaping vegan cunt fuck speak, do yo speak english maybe?

She is a cashier at Sears. Sometimes she puts in extra effort to look pretty, but it's just for a crappy job.

>>722295997
Can americans? Niggers don't count.

>>722296249
>>722296313
+100 GBP for the both of you

>>722296249
>>722296313
Thank you gentlemen. /thread

No, we don't since we don't have to work such crappy minimum-wage jobs.

>>722296289
whoa calm down there virgin beta

>>722296675
>virgin beta
Someone got the link to this beta? I'm willing to try it if I can get some beta skins.

>>722295997
You could rewrite this to sound more 'English'...
'I've only gone and done a proper good job on my eyes and lashes to look lush while a serve a few knob heads at sears for a bit'
>also nonsense

>>722295997
I don't care what she's saying, she's a qt3.14

>>722295997
Slav here. Might as well be in Mandarin.

>>722295997
is cash people out a new meme yet ?

>>722297074
It's a dead meme

god the slang is getting boring now so glad my highschool was in the early 2000s

>>722295997
Fuck me sideways cunt, an fuckin cunts say fuckin strayan's fuckin hard to underfuckinstand

>>722297226
being "extra" means either being really loud and obnoxious or doing way more than needed in a situation

like i said slang is boring as fuck now

>>722295997
I'm American and don't understand this

>>722295997
I'm american, well... centro-american, and no, i can't undertand this shit in the same way that Nort americans can't undertand that america Is a whole continent, you fuckers

>>722296132
I don't get the meme. Can someone explain?

>>722297615
You see those feet bro?

>>722297615
Nice feet

>>722295997
Did this bitch seriously for real choose her twitter handle based on her job as a Sears cashier?

>>722296313
>>722296249
i assumed she ment she was putting eye liner and shit whatever falsies were to do some sort of tip based job. apparently i was wrong and sears was not a food place. also wtf is wrong with america, y u tip culture? Here's a thinker, instead of getting buttmad at people not tipping 10%, increase the menu price by 10% and everyone pays the fucking same except no tip bullshit.

>>722298230
I'll bring this up at the next 'murica meeting. Thanks.

>>722298230
It's a scam to pay their employees less than minimum wage because muh tips. And less than 18% is considered a cheap tip now. It's fucking ridiculous.

>>722295997
She feels enthusiastic some days, and applies risqué eye makeup and fake eyelashes to perform her duties as a cashier at the local Sears retail store. What is this, spot the virgins?

>>722298621
How old are you?

>>722298374
thanks based anon

>>722296249
that makes sense. I thought it was some retard nigger slang like that bullshit "cash me outside" thing that's been circulating lately

>>722295997
>Sometimes i feel extra good and put on some smokey eyeliner and false eyelashes to impress people around the (arbitrarily chosen, but common) sears area for a few hours

Not even a difficult thing to translate but perhaps it is because i lived in cali for a few years

>>722295997
no
t. english studies 3rd year student

>>722295997
Whores are understandables even in Sanskrit

>>722297074
this anon may have unwittngly brought up an issue with the translation here -
for those who dont know "cash me outside" is an already worn out meme generated by a 13yo prostitute on a daytime talk show - she was trying to say "catch me outside" (if you see me outside then you can pay me to fuck you)
"cash people out" in this context, could be translated as "i lurk around a sad dept store for hours seeking filthy anonymous hookups - maybe fro money"