What is the most nervous you have been around a woman?

I was always anxious and physically /mentally cowering in the presence of my mother

My dad had a friend, cool guy younger than him played bass was a former competative shotokan student etc. His wife was a slightly chubby half Japanese woman who used to smoke pot regularly. I was like 13 when I met her she was maybe late 20's early 30's. She would smoke with me and sit close and ask about my personal life and shit. Soooo fucking nervous. This went on for years and as I got older the conversation got deeper till at 16 I was fairly certain I could have hit it if I wanted to, which I did very much want to, but I was terrified of her husband. Not to mention the fact that I really liked the dude too and felt guilty just wanting to fuck his wife. They moved away when I was in my early 20's, and then got a divorce when he caught her cheating with a highschool kid.

...that could a been me.

When i was in my work truck and saw the twin sister of a coworker of my wife walking down the middle of the street in niggertown. The twins were very petite girls, very pretty and sexy in a slinky petite way. The one sister was a bitch that hated my wife. The one walking down the street was a heroin addict. I said hi. She offered to blow me for $20. She got in and I pulled over by the train tracks.


THEN I COULDNT GET HARD NO MATTER HOW MUCH SHE SUCKED WITH HER SEXY POUTY LIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT EVEN BY PLAYING WITH HER PERKY LITTLE TITS!!!!!!
I fucking hated my dick that day.