>walk into bathroom >see this >what do?

File: 16602778_1486225244734859_4326951160340788154_n.jpg (45KB, 643x960px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 643x960px

>>722291123
her underwear is on, is she sitting on a toilet pissing or shitting herself?

She's a Jew

ask her why she has panties on

I'd fuck Sarah Silverman in a hot fucking minute ! taking poop or not !

>>722291123
Ask her why she forgot to drop her panties before she took a piss

"are you fuckin retarded? Gtfo jew, i have to takie shit"

>>722291123
Wonder if an electric outlet like that is safe in a bathroom and suggest to get it reworked.

>>722291203
problem?

File: amy-schumer-zoom-b0ff2278-c313-40e5-9eed-1dc21892b73d[1].jpg (123KB, 1200x630px) Image search: [Google]

123KB, 1200x630px

Women
>comedians

>>722291123
Hottest 46 year old I've ever seen

This is now a sexy jew thread

File: vlcsnap-2016-11-13-22h50m54s855.png (1MB, 1920x1088px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1088px

>>722291307
I'm a NatSoc.

>>722291123
Tell her to pull her panties down so she doesn't ruin her fucking underwear.

Then fuck her in the mouth.

>walk in
>by this time I already have a bulge in my pants
>tell her to pull my pants down
>and get to sucking.

File: 1480773157489.jpg (573KB, 1280x1360px) Image search: [Google]

573KB, 1280x1360px

>>722291328

>>722291214
>>722291239
>>722291384

"But anon! I can't get them off by myself."

>>722291123

>filthy jewish whore promoting degeneracy for shekels

Open the bathroom cabinet, empty all the cleaning fluids onto the floor, close the door, stuff a towel under the crack so the gases don't escape.

>>722291571
Then you're too stupid to live

>>722291123
Obviously bang.

Shit my pants.

>>722291123
advise her to remove panties before using the toilet.

File: Look at it anon.jpg (4KB, 182x276px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 182x276px

I'd probably just eat her shitty ass anon.

>>722292908
Me too. Would taste great.

>>722291123
Hate-fuck her dirty Jew asshole

>>722293425
Why hate fuck?

File: 1481833232126.png (398KB, 718x618px) Image search: [Google]

398KB, 718x618px

>>722291441
>>722291328

>>722291185
I can't see any problem in that

Light a match.

>>722291123
Rape and kill her, then hide the body.

turn 360 degrees and get the fuck out of there

>>722291123
I've met 10 year olds funnier than this cunt.

File: sarah-silverman-nude-tits-i-smile-back.jpg (151KB, 922x519px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 922x519px

You faggots posting fakes when there are real nudes.

File: Holy_Shit.png (200KB, 356x256px) Image search: [Google]

200KB, 356x256px

>>722291441
>mfw that image is surprisingly accurate

File: sarah-silverman-nudes-04.jpg (113KB, 1235x957px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 1235x957px

>>722294566

>>722291123
Ask her why the hell she does not slide down her underwear for this.

360 degrees and do the worm backwards

>>722291123
Get rid of the jew that somehow got into my house. Check everywhere to see if others are infesting my place (you never know with vermin).

>>722294566
I know but the real ones are disgusting.

File: d4a.gif (458KB, 360x240px) Image search: [Google]

458KB, 360x240px

>>722291123
I panic.
My autism can't handle females.

>>722291367
You can't be NatSoc and like anime, that's another culture you fucking traitor.

Ask my roommate why theres a jew in the bathroom and kick her out even if shes his friend because i didnt fucking invite her. Have that stupid kike walk home in her panties.

Bitch how did you get in my house

>>722291123
Lay down on the floor and let her piss into your open mouth. Swallow all her urine

>>722291123
Throw up regardless, except now I have a target.

File: 756.webm (2MB, 480x864px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 480x864px

>>722294599

File: Sarah Silverman - I Smile Back.webm (1MB, 320x512px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 320x512px

>>722294566

>>722291123
Ask her wtf she's doing, trying to take a shite with her panties still around that kike ass!

>>722291123
Is she taking a shit in her underwear?

>>722291123
quickly unzip my pants and furiously masturbate in front of her, shoot my cum over her body, then laugh at her and leave

>for no reason tho

File: 7876.jpg (96KB, 500x667px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 500x667px

What's the soonest you've had sex with a girl after meeting her? Ever meet and fuck within minutes?
Also interested in hearing about early kissing, oral sex, or handjobs/fingering.

>>722291441
>the pig is more attractive
wew