how to get gf and make friends

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kidnap and rape

>>722290953
Step 1: be where people are

>>722290953
sauce on that hottie?

>>722291017
Fuck that.

>>722291095
Well the you're fucked. Time to jerk off with a dildo up your ass and pass out, forgetting about this topic until you feel the urge to start a new thread.

>>722291017
How to do this

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>>722290953
step 1, stop posting on /b
step 2, never come back

>>722290953
install tinder. if you don't look like chris-chan you might succeed there.

>>722291209
College
Church
Work
Clubs (not dance clubs)
Dance Clubs (if you like sluts)
Bars
Tinder
Etc

I met my wife in college, though we never had classes together.

>>722291724
>Work
Would working in a shop be a good way of meeting someone?

Simple:
Step 1 - Stop being you.

>>722290953
Get your act together and mingle with people.

You get your act together by getting good grades, having a job, being healthy/fit, being hygienic, wearing clean clothes, living in a clean house etc.

How to mingle? Play a teamsport, do volunteerwork, be part of a club (example bookclub) etc.

Do all of these and you will be happy and get a gf and friends.

>>722291866
Maybe? You'd be limited by the dearth of social interaction in the workplace, and the lack of female shop employees if you aren't into guys. If you did meet a gal who's single in a shop workplace, she'd probably be a keeper.

Learn about psychology and become a hypnotist

>>722290953
be generous with money and stuff

>>722290953
you dont

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>>722290953
If you aren't rich, tall, or handsome, you're absolutely fucked.
If you lack these qualities, you'll have to scrape the bottom of the barrel.

>>722293631
>this is what feminists want you to believe

Here's a tip, work, talk to people and smell nice. Oh and dont act entitled, you arent entitled to anything.

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>>722294598
This is the most beige advice I've ever heard.

It's really all luck. It's all a gamble, and if you lose, it can cost you money, years, reputation, or even your entire life.

>>722294883
>its better to hide under a rock and jerk off to anime than to get out and get a real life, trying to better yourself.

>>722294923
>Implying I said anything close to that.

>>722294990
what did you meant then? Cause all that post is implying is that its dangerous to try to do something.

>>722295083
It's dangerous so watch your back and make sure you don't get royally fucked while trying to start a family/get you dick wet. Women already run the country and they wrestle for more power every day.

>>722295206
And if you keep being afraid of them you can never be in a position to even get your dick wet.

And letting a woman take over your money is just being plain stupid. If your gf tries to control you, be a man and use a very usefull word "no".

Stand your ground, dont give in and act like a man.

>>722295387
Try telling that to a jury when you're faced with a sob story that they take at face value. Us guys are guilty until proven innocent these days.

>>722295481
Im not disagreeing with you on that notion.

But living in perpetual fear is not a good strategy for having a healthy normal life. If a girl has crazy eyes, throw her away asap

>>722295627
Problem is you've got to sift through 95% shit to find the legitimate good gals, and some of that shit has very good camouflage.

>>722290953
Make them laugh

>>722296736
At you?