Has /b/ ever gotten anyone pregnant?

>>722283686
My fiance is currently preggers

>>722283686
Yup, miscarriages suck

>>722283686
Yeah my wife

Yep. Watched her push the little bugger out too. And signed the birth certificate. Guess what color my skin is not

I'm 99.9% sure I did. She has no idea it was me though.

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>>722283686
I keep trying but i guess either me or my cumsock is sterile.

>>722284263
Well to be fair you could be East Asian...

>>722284304
Story?

>>722283686
Yep. Stairs fixed it.

I got myself pregnant once.

Three times, three different girlfirends
First two aborted it (I kinda make them, but lovely, no threats)
The third one decided to keep it, but I make myself clear I wasn't going to be around.
That happend almost 5 years ago.
The bugger is about to become 4yo and I have never met him.

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>>722284410
impressive

No I'm still a virgin at 27 and sadly I'm being serious.

>>722284263
Black the answer is black. Black men rarely sign birth certificates or are present for the birth

>>722284263
orange?

>>722283686
With ideas to have fun, yes. When I was 6-8 all kids that lived near me where 2-3 years younger. So I had to take care of them, and my duty was to have ideas what to play. Was fun till all of them got nintendos. they stoped playing and I stoped coming out of house.

>>722284333
try with a different woman and you'll find out

>>722283686
Yep. Then we agreed on abortion.

>>722283686
of course, we have 3 kids, /pol/ /v/ and /gaschamber/

>>722284431
What did your family and friends said?

>>722284659
Same.

Fucked an ex who was on the pill, but sometimes forgot to take it. I didn't even cum inside her, I pulled out, but the very first time we fucked, I armed her baby bazooka.

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>>722284754
Nice one, mate. She's a keeper

>>722284729
Not a single person related to me knows. I've kept my secret at all cost. Have no been easy.

>>722284431
nigger detected

>>722284659
>>722284739
More info: She is bipolar, and not to lessen her mental state, but I am not any better off. We took our precautions, but shit happens. We had separated since for unrelated issues.

>>722284856
I certainly hope so! Committed to this thing now.

>>722284957
Never actually told anyone. Feels relieving.

>>722284892
I'm white (well on the outside, at least) but she is a fucking psicopath and I refuse to have anything with her anymore

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>>722283686
Yeah with my niggress wife had a baby harambe. Hes 4 days old today.

/b/ doesn't have sex

with woman at least

Yes, and thank the lord for abortions!

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>>722283686
no thank God. women are ugly when pregnant.

>>722283686
Your moma, son

>>722283686
friend's sister took me upstairs at a friends house (after i finished playing 2 rounds of beer pong)
started making out, she took my pants off and started riding me, then i threw her to the ground and started fucking her. then we went to my friend's daughter's restroom where we took a shower and continued to fuck.
pretty sure i didn't come, but pre-cum might've gotten her pregnant.
this was back in november.
she hasn't talked to anyone since then.

Quite a few pregnancies. Gotten 4 different girls pregnant. One had an abortion, and each of the other girls had one kid each (3-5 miscarriages from one bitch)

>>722284390
This was in high school. We dated for about a year. After breaking up we were still fucking around a bit. I was sneaking out to her house every night. We'd fuck and mess around for a couple hours and i'd head home. Being as we still had to get up at 6:30-7:00 after spending a couple hours fucking at night it wasnt easy to stay awake. One night we were making out, and she was on top of me. But we both fell asleep. Later that night, i woke up. But she didn't. I tried to wake her up for a few minutes with no luck. But being as there was a naked girl on top of me....i got hard. Started jerking myself off. Put the very tip of my cock in her pussy and busted inside her. A bit later she woke up and we fucked again. About a week after that she made it "official" with another guy. And not long after this she announced she was pregnant.
Now of course, her and the new guy could have had sex. But even in a over a year of dating she never let me hit it raw once. So more then likely, having busted a full load inside her raw. Its mine. Looks wayyyyyy more like me then it does her new boyfriend.

I try hard but my hand dosent want to be pregnant

My cousin was dating a smoking hot paki girl rich af for like 5 years. She outgrows him mentally. They break up. He loses it starts harassing her. She fucks another guy gets pregnant and aborts all within a month or two of breakup. Hes still leaving i miss you notes on her car and saying he forgives her....is my cousin a cuck?

>>722285345
what you gonna do?

>>722285345
pre-cum doesn't have sperm in it.

I have been pregnant 3 times.
2 kids
1 miscarriage

>>722284431
Don't you wonder about him?

>>722285792
post tits

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>>722285860
Sorry, I'm not that stupid.

>>722285613
no fucking clue
she's divorced (just) and has a daughter
we pretty much fucked close to an hour

oh and the brother walked in on us as she was riding me.

if i was 10 years younger i'd join the army (if she said she was pregnant) - im 40.
and b4 any anon is like 'you basement dwelling manchild'
i have a house, and a job (not career). it's refinery work and it usually takes me out of town 3 to 5 months and i'm back home for about 1 to 2 months.

>>722286029
Youre a roughneck in thr gulf

>>722285835
At first yes, but not anymore.

Right after he was born I tried to meet him, but she refused and started waaaay more like the ultimate psychotic bitch than she used to.

Now that she has problems, now she wants me to get involved, but I don't care anymore.

>>722286029
If she doesn't ask you for anything, don't be a fool and keep walking.

>>722286132
*started to act

>>722285964
then fuck off

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>>722283686
wife is pregnant with 2nd child

>>722285597
Fuck dude, try to look after that boy, after all he's your son.

>>722286132
here's hoping
the brother hasn't heard from her past 2 months
i still hang (it was a couple rough weeks after thanksgiving) with the brother.

>>722286775
Nah. Her new man is all over it. Theyre still together.

>>722285645
It does if you've already cummed before and then have sex again, left overs in it

>>722286794
>here's hoping
Cheers to that

I will have my own family, in my terms and with the woman I want

>>722286812
But he thinks it's his kid. Imagine being in his position, he might fucking kill you if he learns he blew years of his life on someone else's kid. Also, it's your genetics. Your torch. I know my mother would also kill me if she learned I had a grandchild I had abandoned...

>>722287003
numale detected

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>>722287003
>it's your genetics. Your torch.

Yeah, she was really anti-abortion but I couldn't afford anything like that at the time (we were 17 and I was working at an amusement park) but she moved away with her parents 3 months in and I haven't heard from anyone since. Saved my ass .-. For now

Gf is currently pregnant. Doesn't stop me from basting my own unborn with baby batter though

>>722287003
He doesn't even know me and her were fucking a week before they were official. Also, its been 4-5 years. If he didn't know by now he won't. Also. I don't give a shit. I wasn't ready for a child at 18. And she certainly wasn't ready at 17. He has made money. Gave that kid a better life then I ever could have.

>>722283686
Three times with my fiance, but the first two were miscarriages. This time it seems to go well.

>>722287389
how pregnant? pics?

>>722283686
No faggot I hate kids

>>722283686
yea
ur mum

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>>722283686
I got drunk and fucked a fat chick in the back of my car. Not sure if I nutted. Just found out she now has a two and a half year old girl , so I'm laying low for a while.

Once. I'm 48 she was 22. I had been in situations before where I should have gotten someone pregnant but didn't, so I thought my swimmers didn't work. I meet her, the first time we have sex I blow inside her, I'm first guy she ever had cum inside and she liked it. Birth control was never discussed. We do this for a few months, then she disappears. She leaves town then tries reconnect with me a year later, and tells me I got her pregnant but she miscarried at 13 weeks. She says she wants me to get her pregnant again but she never comes back to town.

>>722283686
No, I have other plans for my life than to become a living ATM machine for some woman and her kid.

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>>722283686
Yes

>>722283686
>Has /b/ ever gotten anyone pregnant?
Yes. The mother of my son, obviously. Also an ex girlfriend, who had an abortion though. Illegally.

>>722288950
Oh lawd. /b/ does it again

>>722288950
Story?

>>722283686
Once, for about two weeks.

>>722283686

i got you're mom pregnant, faggot

>>722289137
She's dead now - and so is her baby. Sad story.

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>>722283686
You know how woman gets prego? You knkw youre on /b/ rite? Now connect the dots and answer your own question

>>722283686
I wanna get someone pregnant so I can rek someone and another life in real life .. I have schizophrenia and everyone treats u like shit... Ppl act like they can't tell I'm shot out so I might as well act like I cant like I can't tell ur pregnant.. Serves u right

>>722284431
Good don't meet him ur more important than him

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It's a fetish of mine to fuck around the world, leaving countless fatherless children behind. They could be any color or shape, but they would be my spawn.

I'd like to have some way of monitoring them, but I doubt that's possible without getting caught.

>>722289206
Hope u killed them thatd be a g look

>>722289528
is a good dream

>>722289429
You are obviously schizo cuz you dont make a lick of sense, you mental retard

>>722289528
Have you done?

>>722289137
Once upon a time anon opened photoshop

>>722283686
Had my eye on this cute 8/10. she was with a weedy string-bean, see her on a night out, hook-up, fuck her brains out, she's screaming in ecstasy, blow a fat load inside of her, 9 months later she gives birth, it's probably my kid but it's alright, i'm sure string bean will make a good dad to my kid, what he doesn't know won't hurt him.

>>722289663
Pic of the girl?

>>722289505
damn right brother

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Nope, kissless virgin (or actually not kissless, but I'm ashamed of the past) reporting in. I'm looking at fucking a chick relatively soon though, once she gets out of an abusive relationship. I've fallen back in love with a girl I met so long ago, and now she's stuck with some schizoid guy that's younger than her that's probs kill himself if she left him. Feels bad man. We've been close to fucking too, just for him to, and I kid you not, call her on her cell phone while we're getting ready.
If I knock her up though, I plan to give the child a better future than my father gave me. I'm adopted and was cast out of the home at a young age; I want my child to know and love their father, and I will care for them in any means necessary to the end.

Got an ex pregnant. She was 16 I was 15. They were twins. She lost them both. Don't think she would have carried them to term though, she was very petite. Had they been born, they'd both be 6 by now. I think about them everyday.

>>722289571
Read this if u want.. Probly not but....

O ok.. Figures ud say that.. I'm just saying that cuz it feels like no one wants u around when ur in this position... I could get bitches i just feel like it's not genuine so I'd rather rek ur shit. No one gives a Fuck they just call u crazy and give u medication that makes life unlivable.. U twitch u can't even cross the street without ur head moving slow so u might get hit by a car.. Its fucked up and it trahses ur body.. Its like ppl who go to jail and complain except the worst situation .. Hope u can understand bro.. Not like I'm crazy as a person ... I have a fucking personality dude

Two or three times. Not sure about that first one.

>>722289922
yeah man, i remember when I lost my gameboy, heartbreaking stuff, i'm sure you'll find them though one day

>>722289995
Story?

>>722289890
Did some dumbass make a jungle gym out of duct tape?

>>722290186
I don't know what the fucking story is but it looks brilliant.

>>722289571
Also hows that not make sense ur not treated well.. So fuck u.. The end..

How do u treat someone u view as crazy.. Like a idiot .. Fuck that guy.. Well I'm that guy and I actually see it so Fuck u bruh

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how has spongebob and chill not been posted yet.......

>>722290132
My high school girl friend. Got knocked up. Gave it up for adoption. She was a slut though.
Was fucking my friends kid brother the day after we broke up. Then she turns up pregnant a month later.
Fucked up thing was we had sex two day before we broke up.

>>722290307
Christ, I'm about to go to sleep. Thanks for the nightmares.

>>722289571
I'm basically saying if i were as retarded as ur saying .. How would I even type this post? I wouldn't think or be able to even exist .. God is real science is fucking garbage

had a crazy ass ex
fkd her from behind in the dark being a nigga like myself i couldnt see my 6 inch cock so i kept fking.
cum buckets then look down
condom on floor pussy leaking my biggest load ever.

she crazy as fk so had to keep her from getting admitted to mental ward again while tricking her to get an abortion.

2 and a half months later of Death Note kira vs L mind games while trying to keep it secret. I get her to the appointment baby less.

0/10 would never do again

fkd her one more time at a later date. said fuk it lord save me.

miscarriage didnt last a week.

lifes been great since. she also now a perm resident in a mental hospital.

feelsgoodman

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bamp

>>722283686
Yes

>>722283686

yeah, got a lovely daughter 3 years old and living happily with gf

>>722283686
I got your mom pregnant once...

>>722291846
>>722285267
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>>722287611
Dad, stop samefagging.

Yeah, im a dad.
im 22 y/o and my 4 month daughter is on her play mat to my right.
Best thing that happened to be /b/ro

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>>722291960
i wanna be just like that in the future.

but for now. forcing an abortion every single fking time .

>>722292088
Before she was born i was playing pc and ps4 games every day, seeing my fiance 4-5 hours a day, getting sex 1-2 times a day and had no worries.
Now, i play games maybe 1 hour a day, and the rest of my time goes towards my fiance and my baby, i pay for a house, car, everything, and i wouldnt change it for the world.
Its insane how much having a baby makes you grow up real quick...

>>722292251
What does your fiance pay for?

>>722292316
My fiance is on maternity leave, i work and she takes care of the baby.
I cover all finances

>>722292416
change my mind.

that sound horrible for a 22 year old.

should got and abortion and travelled

>>722292416
Sounds like a cuck to me.

Nah but had a few scares

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>>722283686

Yep.

Just knocked the wife up.

She's a lucky girl.

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>>722292515
Actually you guys have no idea how hard it is to take care of a baby, i like being the one going to work.
I was with her 3 years prior and we travelled to France, Spain, Rome, Mexico, Iceland and London, im happy with what i done before we made the decision, i dont look back :)

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>>722292637

I mean. you dont look back cause you know its over.

You will never be your fiances number 1 anymore.

everything for the next 18 years plus is gonna be for that thing you helped spawn.

age the age for 22.

honestly. Everything is ruined. I would just end it. Child support but get that life back

What the fuck is all this gay shit?

HURRY UP AND GIVE ME STORIES OF IMPREGNATING TEEN GIRLS

>>722290718
me 18
she17
turned 18 right on time for abortion

Yeah and her mom made her get an abortion behind my back

>>722293050
Only seems fair. You were the one behind her daughters back to get that baby in the first place.

>>722283686
Yeah my ex fiance then when I was dying of cancer in the hospital she went around telling everyone I was abusive and started fucking some guy she met online so now I'm a single father. She was a fucking nutcase.

>>722283686
>2
>ex-girlfriend
>cousin

I've also paid for two abortions.

>>722292872
Looks like im not the only one that needed to grow up...
She'll always be my number 2 aswell, my daughter is my number 1 just like id expect her to be my partners......
I still get sex 4-5 times a week, i still have a happy relationship and my family is the only thing in the world that matters to me so why in the hell would i want my old life back where my only worry was what my k/d was gonna be?
fuck that man im happy.

You're not a man if you've never slipped one past the goalie.

>>722293409
Dont hear to /b/ , having a baby and taking care of him is the bestthing ever, godjob keep it up

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>>722293095

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I have. I was fucking this girl I met at a bar who had just turned 18 a few months ago. I moved onto some other girl and phased her out. A few months later I get a call from her while I'm playing some vidya
>I'm pregnant anon
>it's yours
>I'm keeping it

So I invite her round so we can talk but really I just wanted to fuck a pregnant chick. Which I did.
I make it clear I'm not gonna be around and she's cool with that.

Fast forward 3 years and I get another call saying I should go see her. Tell her no for a variety of reasons and she find my dad on facebook and messages him. He tells her to go fuck herself because he can't force me to do anything and kind of doesn't care what she thinks.

Looking forward to the next encounter...