/b/'s Life Advice

>>722278764
1. don't be a nig

trust nobody. you are the only person who can help yourself

All good things must come to an end.

Pump it then dump it

>>722278764
there is no god.
we will all die

>>722279952
virgin

>>722278764
don't share a bed with your uncle unless you want him to pound you in the ass

Work hard, even if your job is shit

>>722280313
Why? Honest question

>>722278764
Don't stick your fingers were you wouldnt stick your dick

College is a trap.

>>722280896
Says the Walmart employee

>>722280489
So you're fat lazy fucking bosses can sit on there ass and laugh at you busting your ass to make seven dollars an hour.

>>722280896
What does this mean?

>>722281001
>you're

>>722280999
Have you seen the interest rate for student loans?
you'll be paying that shit off until you're mid 30's at least.

>>722280005
Funny. My mom fails on both of those fronts. She actually thinks she and her children are immune to death and that "god gives us special protection" and that the "rapture" will happen within our lifetime. It's like some people completely skip over the dealing with death part of growing up.

>>722280896
it's a trap if you go into some bullshit field like the arts or w/e. If I even have any student loans at all, which i likely won't, they'll be payed off before I'm 25 because my job is going to pay well. Faggot.

>>722278764

Do not become seriously attached to ANYTHING (friends, lovers, religion, etc). Only trade and partners matter...and they will be the most important things in your life.

Oh, and have ideas. Not beliefs.

>>722281093
not if you're not a faggot you won't

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Kill all you like, but eat all you kill.

>>722281070
And now there is one less post allowed in this thread
congrats you made a post more retarded and with less content than mine
you really showed me

>>722281105
You sound mature

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>>722281218
>not if you're not a faggot you won't
You sound like you're still in high school

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>>722281256
it agitated you enough to make you reply with that useless garbage, so my job is done

>>722280999
Kys, shill. Calling everyone else stupid doesn't change the fact you're paying for a $20K piece of useless paper. All the knowledge you could ever comprehend within your lifetime is out there on the Internet, for free. Nobody cares how much you know or how smart you are, they only care how willing you are to play into the system; and the system's fuckin' gamed.

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>>722281335
And I trolled you into thinking that you had actually upset me so now you posted a reply in which you felt good and now you know the truth and now you don't feel that good! Actually, in contrast, you feel bad!

>>722281335
The funny thing is you contradicted yourself
>it agitated you enough to make you reply with that useless garbage, so my job is done

>Has replied to me the same amount i replied to you also replying with useless garbage

Looks like you're agitated to some degree too

>>722281400
the piece of paper certifies that you, in fact, know the shit that you need to know. sure you can just learn shit on the internet but what company is going to entrust a valuable position to some cunt who just says that he learned everything on the internet? The piece of paper is from an esteemed institution typically, and therefore is a reliable statement of one's character and knowledge.

>>722280999
>thinks all walmart employees make $5 an hour

Your regular old Store Manager at a walmart in Canada makes CAD $100,000 to start....

>>722281546
>keeps replying garbage

>>722281546
>>722281524
which one of you is the real guy

>>722278764
Don't trust anyone other than jews. We will protect you.

>>722281335
>Acts Autistic
>Waits for people to reply
>Laughs methodically in corner

I think the real joke here is on your parents

>>722281636
One of us isn't real, be careful
>wanting to reply this bad

>>722281668
well ffs it's 3 in the morning what else am i to be doing

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>>722281693
>criticizing me for being eager to reply
>replying with that

Get a trade

>>722281810
>wanting to piss someone off
>says "replying with that"
>not khs
>the fuck has happened to humanity
>I lost all hope

>>722281843
I trade yu-gi-oh cards does that count?

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>>722281552
>esteemed institution
kek

Around blacks, never relax.

>>722281969
esteemed academically, not politically. College is liberal hell, but that isn't a valid argument not to go and work hard earning a degree in something useful

>>722278764
its only gay if the balls touch

>>722281931
why would I tell you to kill yourself? It's a valid criticism, but you're also committing the act that you're criticizing. A little mild hypocrisy is no reason to off yourself

>>722282178
>to off yourself
>irony

Get a good look at yourself, I got through that phase YEARS ago, I know what I'm talking about.

Stagnation is the greatest threat to your happiness.
If you ever need a hand you can always find one at the end of your arm.
Don't be a pussy.

>>722282290
Do you really? That sentence made approximately zero sense in that context

>>722281093
Then join the military they will pay for most of it plus you get god tier military references.

>>722282410
Wow I know this is a bit off track but you are actually getting on my nerves. Just shut the fuck up already, I can clearly see the underage in you, why are you even arguing?

You were the one criticizing, I just criticized you, what's the big deal.

>4/10 for making me reply

>>722282447
That's exactly what i'm doing
a little over a month until i leave

>>722282098
I'm pretty sure their teaching that 51 genders bullshit is actual classes. How much longer do you thing they will remain academically esteemed when their curriculum is based on whatever Tumblr blog happens to be en vogue that day?

>>722282410
>>722282576
>>722282410
pls respond

>>722282576
I'll stop replying when you do, buddo

Exactly what part of my replies have revealed to you that I'm underage? I'm not, and from my point of view, there's been no evidence that points towards it.

Why am I arguing? idk, it's late at night and it pisses mongoloids like you off.

>>722282667
Whoops
>*they're
>*in
I'm not retarded, I'm just tired.

>>722282667
Oh for sure, there are a lot of total bullshit classes, but they don't ever try to inject that into the classes that I take so I just ignore it.

>>722282797
You are underage by the simple fact that you're still replying, a superior being, or a more developed and mature adult, would just seize the pointless discussion about nothing, because it only wears the neurons out.

Is this really worth it? Is it really worth your time? Why are you trying to piss me off, did your daddy hit you too much?

I have my troubles aswell but you don't seem to comprehend.

And yes, you are about 17 years old. If not less.

>>722281605
Frankly, what self-respecting human being would *want* to be a walmart manager? Every aisle covered in toddler feces, every middle aged woman trying to return a bag of popped microwave popcorn because there isn't enough of it. All that shit comes down to you.

>>722282991
Because you are powerfull.

>>722282857
But what if your degree just doesn't do anything for you? You hear all the time about people who spend 4 years and go into debt for a degree, but they can't get a good job with it and end up working at McDonald's anyway, but with a giant debt cloud overhead.

>>722282966
>wears the neurons out
well, I'm about 10 minutes away from going to bed so I don't really care about that

plus, I don't see you quitting either. I'm not continuing the pointless discussion just to continue the pointless discussion, you're the reason I'm continuing it.

I'm not 'comprehending' your troubles because all I really know about you is that you don't know how to spell and you love to project. Without the amount of information I have about you, any assertion that I make would essentially be meaningless, as yours are.

p.s., my mother did the hitting, not my father ;)

>>722283295
>letting a woman beat you
that's why you're so young and dumb.

>>722283295
Well I haven't slept all night and it's morning, I don't really remember anything of what I said, it was all random

Thanks for the entertainment

>>722283452
If you believed that, you're dumber than I thought. Why would I tell you that your assertions are meaningless and then confirm that I was abused by my parents?

The joke there is that there's no causation between parental abuse and being an annoying cunt on the internet

>>722283571
Same here family, goodnight

>>722283452
>you let a woman hit you, that's why you're so young

what

this is the material dimension but we are attached to higher planes of existence and we return there when we expire here

Everything is relative.

Velocity is sustainable, acceleration is not.

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>>722278764
Breathe Bogdanoff
Live Bogdanoff
Become Bogdanoff

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>>722282991

Go outside, anon.