Any Finns on B tonight? Will trade random porn for questions

If you're going to ask about our carbonated milk beverages you might as well forget about it.

>>722274681
I'm of finnish descent. does that count?

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>>722274878

That sounds just awful. No, and if you are a Finn or more educated on Finn life than I (a low bar to be sure), I have some general questions regarding... well mostly how not to be a twat as a tourist.

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>>722274957

If you have current insight into the culture, yes.

>>722275139
nah, not really.

I hate Finland. The people are ignorant as fuck unless they have had a few karhus.living here sucks

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>>722274681
What do you want to know?

>>722275327

Ah figs. Thanks though. If you have general how not to be a cunt as a tourist that'd be nice. Seldom travel, googling shows the top signs you're an Americunt tourist is...

1.) Wearing shorts
2.) Wearing Northface
3.) Heavyset
4.) Wearing sneakers
5.) Being generally retarded with your billfold apparently

>>722275591

Thanks.

1.) Avoiding offense as an Americunt
2.) Would welcome recommendations for marijuana
3.) Recommendations for abandoned buildings (I photograph them, would like to do so over them)
4.) Avoiding tourist traps. I'm not well traveled but raised in Manhattan and then redneck nonsense. I'm not one for the mona lisa, but like meeting the guy that works as a security guard for it. (If that makes sense)
5.) Is some dumb American bloke attempting to speak the language a sign of respect if it's reasonably not shit?

>>722275908

1.) Nothing special for that
2.) Dont know
3.) Just google abandones buildings helsinki or hylätyt rakennukset helsinki
4.) Helsinki, just dont go to suomenlinna
5.) You can try to speak finnish, but (young) finnish people speak english pretty well too

>>722275908
How long and where are you staying?

1.Leave hand guns to home
2.You need to find some laid back people on bar or park and consult them. They sell some shit on streets and parks.
3.Lots of those, but not much in bigger cities. Ask locals where to go.
4.Not much of those and all of them are obvious like zoo, museum or fortress.
5.Go for it m8

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>>722276507

1.) Thanks
2.) Fair enough
3.) That's been my process so far, but in general I like to ask locals. Google often yields popular or closed results. Speak to a local and you can find out about "that one place just down the road"...
4.) What's the ten cents of Suomenlinna and why to avoid it?
5.) More of a gesture. I'm told most Americans have a piggish attitude towards. Language. I've been practicing and have worked my way up to moderately abysmal. Working to improve.

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>>722274681
>Finns

>>722276853
http://www.suomitour.com/2015/05/kruunuvuoren-hylatyt-huvilat.html

>>722276853
Suomenlinna is full of tourists

>>722276675

Staying at a cat lady's place on AirBNB in Helsinki

1.) No worries, thank you
2.) I'm bad at buying street weed in general. Am spoiled that I live in Washington and it's store-legal here.
3.) Thank you
4.) I assumed and am disappointed that museums would be included in said traps. Any suggestions for local art collectives? ex: Seattle has tonnes of groups that have galleries/showings that aren't affiliated with a museum or 'professional' body
5.) I look forward to trying and failing, thank you!

>>722275591

How hard is it to get laid there?

Specifically for short men.

>>722277221
http://www.kiasma.fi/en/

>>722277079
>>722277137

Ah. I'm iffy on tourism having lived in places with tourists coming in. Just... annoying, but I'm also full of it since I'll be a tourist myself. Just want to meet locals, attempt to converse, and hopefully not fail miserably.

>>722277294

oh man...

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Midäs däällä dabahduu? :-DDD

>>722277414

Ah, thank you! 4chan b is indeed a place for friends. (Looks forward to my personal information being exposed for shameful humiliation)

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>>722277553

My grasp of Finnish is nowhere enough to understand the phrase. This being b I will assume you've offered to rape my mother with my sister's cock.

brb, translating...

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>>722277553

Google says Somali and I say good day. Here.... have some porn...

>>722277221
2.Immigrants are selling it on streets, but quality might be anything. Just follow the smell on parks to find finns smoking. I´m sure that they help you.
3.Actually museums aren't so bad and there is good museums in helsinki. We don't have that many tourist that we would have traps. Suomenlinna is packed but nice place anyway. Last summer was filled with pokemon players and ferries were full.
5.Hard to fail in Finland. We are masters in failing and you got lot to learn when visiting

Try to hook up whit some finns in internet before trip

>>722277841
>>722278000

Well its no surprise that google can't translate our marvelous moonspeak that has been corrupted by Spurdo.

Try: Mitäs täällä tapahtuu?

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my sister nude now

http://gee.su/nMmqN

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>>722278190

Thanks for the reply! As for the hitting up of Finns online, suggestions? I've started on B and, in retrospect that was probably not the best choice to choose international penpals.

Suggestions for something to the tune of Meetup or Craigslist? Specifically artists, I do mixed media shit and would like to interact with similar. (bookmarked above link)

>>722277841
Spurdo language
Wads habbening here?

Try to avoid jonnes and you don't have to hear that.

>>722278610

And by jonnes he means your typical stupid teenagers.

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>>722278298
>Mitäs

Pre-translate: I'm going to get rickrolled at best...

Post-translate: What... here... happens...

First Response from me: What the fuck?

First processing response from me: Does this mean, "What stays here?" in reference to the Vegas tourism slogan of "what happens here stays here"

Second processing: If it means the first processing then much like orange juice and nutrients my processing of this joke really stripped the humour out of the situation.

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>>722278610
>>722278298

So to use an American colloquialism is it like if youths say, "what's up?" when they clearly want to fuck with you?

>>722278555
Here is fb group for abandoned buildings
fi-fi.facebook com/Autiotalot-ja-hyl%C3%A4tyt-paikat-690113494374487/

https://www.couchsurfing.com
Maybe try couch surfing if you want to meet up locals.

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>>722279046
>fi-fi.facebook com/Autiotalot-ja-hyl%C3%A4tyt-paikat-690113494374487/

Thank you much!

>>722279072

Thanks much, currently using AirBNB which I hopes goes better than my Canada trip hosts a few months back. That got weird.

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>>722279072

Forgotten porn...

>>722277841
More of these girls?

>>722278867

How have you managed that?

Mitäs täällä tapahtuu? = What's going on here?

>>722278976

Probably more like "Whaddup?" or some stupid shit niggers would say in their primitive mix of English and some uga-buga language.

>>722279538

Uh... I'll check

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>>722279598

I think I'm following at this point, enough anyway. I have to go find porn for some other poster in this thread.

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>>722279598
This

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>>722279538

Sorry no. Checked my timestamps and that's one of my "4chan One Offs". I've collected for about 11 years now, sometimes you just fine the one. And hate the person that has the rest.

I'll attach a decent arse to this post

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>>722279598

Without meaning braggadocio I'm told I don't look like the typical "fuck with me" tourist. That said, I undoubtedly very much sound like the "steal my shit" tourist.

So if I shut up it just might go ok. Actually, I should apply that rule to my life in America...

I'll try and find a not pale woman for the porn post...

>>722279909

Bendele

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>>722280270

Mrh?

>>722280193
You don't get robbed in Finland

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>>722280664

Google and my ignorant relatives disagree (though I only value one of those!).

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>>722280931

Hey thanks everyone for the input. I'm off, but thanks again.

>>722280931
There's a zero change getting in trouble if you can keep poker face.
There's a 100% change getting in trouble if you start fucking with someone on a hod dog queue after bar night.
Risk of getting robbed is nonexistent so no worries

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Ask away