Can I get a rekt thread dawg

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Help me out here

bumping for moar

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>>722274108

>>722274866
What the hell? Context. Now.

>>722275576
>context. now.
nobody is gonna give you context when you ask like an autist

>>722274866
Only got double frag ? Meh...

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>>722275576
its sandy gook school shooting

>>722275576
>>722275838
https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017/01/18/student-opens-fire-at-private-middle-school-in-mexico-leaving-4-wounded.html

>>722275576
http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/18/boy-12-opens-fire-on-students-and-teachers-at-american-school-in-mexico-6389462/

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From a drug bust gone all the way wrong in columbia

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>>722274108

>>722274108
>>722274491
>>722275428

top kek

>>722276300
Lol why? A pure autist

>>722274108
What kind of rekt do you want, m8? Ask and I will deliver

>>722276492
That's what he gets for fucking in a moving vehicle like a grade A autist. Darwin is spinning in his grave.

>>722276692

I enjoy showcases of unimaginable stupidity, like the one where the kid inexplicably walks into a train, or the sand nigger deciding to grab a livewire

>>722275511
nice this one is new to me. kek

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>>722276885
I got you okay

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>>722276885

>>722276692
Car crashes pls

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>>722276885
.

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>>722277124

>>722277068
seen it. classic.

https://youtu.be/bviAqrulQwM

>>722277697
I think some of his sack is still on the pole

>>722276300
Kek, goes straight back to it to pull it out

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>>722277124
>>722277124

>>722276342
kys

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>>722277124

>>722277402
>>722277859
Thanks

Let me get out onto a desktop. It's easier to move through and find ones with sound or not. I haven't got around to make the ones with sound compatible with /b/.

https://m.xhamster.com/movies/5693603/original_-_sexiest_no_panties_fight_1.html

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>>722276885

>>722274866
It's Higgghhhhhh Noon

>>722276806
turning* fucking autist

>>722277117
did he died

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>>722276885
1

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>>722277124

>>722278372
I know. I used a stronger word for effect, sperglord.

>>722275375
>dat titty grab

>>722274108
Instant Karma.

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>>722277124
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>>722277124
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>>722276885

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>>722276885
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>>722277124

>>722275511
why do people go like that when hit on head

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>>722279450
The fetal position is the last defense mechanism the human body has. When your brain undergoes this much trauma you essentially just nope the fuck out like that

>>722279731
wow absolutely find that amazing thank you anon

>>722275511
They swarm like ants. Sandniggers are fucking worthless.

>>722279310
holy shit

>>722279731
thanks .. any more like that

>>722276342
yeah i like the movie reservoir dogs

>>722276435
You never be too sure with a negro.

the tongue thing got me

>>722278888
quads also that cunt got rekt

>>722276492
Worth it

>>722277064
ayee ayee ayyy

>>722275056
>takes almost a whole second to punch
>0 reaction

not a cringe thread

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>>722279897

>>722279119
KEK!!!! Broke leg?....... here use this towel

>>722276342
Who shoots Nice Guy Eddie?

>>722280573
So THAT is how Han Solo died.

>>722275576
Nerve gas

>>722278350
at first I was like "dumb people killing each other", then I noticed the black guy's reaction
What a piece of shit

>>722281365
Well done...

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>>722277068

>>722281396
>filming video for footage of dumb shit
>put pole in front of friend's nuts
>misses but then friend hits his back on it
>friend is in pain but totally fine, still standing, completely functional and conscious
>Make "OH SHIT that looks like it hurt" face and motion

Yup that guy was totally a piece of shit due to his skin color

>>722281662
What happened to this guy, did he make it?

>>722274491
what was he even trying to do?

>>722281530
that does not seem psychically possible. It feels like it should've just ripped some fingers off

>>722281857
BE AWESOME

>>722281894
Your hands are pretty firmly attached to your body and those things yank like a motherfucker.

>>722281770
Yeah, after yelling for help for like 20 minutes someone found him, then maybe 10 minutes later they got him out and helicoptered away.

>>722281894
It may not be psychically possible but it is physically possible.

>>722281530
What fucking machine is this?

>>722281813
That's badass

>>722281894
Well, it seems it is possible...

>>722282066
Moar like this

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>>722282179
I got you /b/ro

>>722281813
is this where they keep the retarded gators?

>>722282179
ya fuk da poleez

>>722275511
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>722282252
:thumbsup:

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>>722282280
In communist China, police fuck you!

No really, this cop was a serial rapist and his buddy was gonna testify against him, so the cop decided it was time he forcefully penetrated his bro too.

>>722281060
No idea. Been wondering myself forever

>>722282280
Well that and odds getting rekt by 3-4K LBS of aluminum crushing their bones is just satisfying

>>722282390
Mr Orange doesn't do it cause he's over there having a fit, Mr White doesn't get there in time, and Mr Pink had no reason. I've been bothered by this for most of my life.

>>722282467
shit

>>722282389
He really got him rekt.

>>722274866
How the fuck did he miss his head the first time. How did he expect to do damage when he can't even shoot himself in the fucking head. Dumbass

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>>722282280
>>722282441
And on the other hand...

>>722281894
You're right, that video is a fake. The work safety lobby has been putting these out trying to drum up public support for better work safety measures so they can make big bucks off of counselling and safety equipment.

>>722282066
cop lived and is back at work

>>722282938
and the govt is in on it, osha is the biggest scammer of businesses there is besides the irs

>>722279419

That kid got munched

>>722282840
What even is this?

>>722282968
Got me

>>722279731
so fucking retarded
THE BODY LIKES THE DEFEND ITSELF
no retard

>>722283112
on not ride a childish death machine

>>722283100
Parasite removal video in reverse.

>>722283174
Okay Yoda

>>722283121
Fucking idiot, what did she think was gonna happen?

>>722274866
Another day in america, thx trump

>>722281813
Ha the last moment.
"Bruh..."

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swear like 90% of rekt are from china

>>722283207
based 4 year old

>>722281857
I think he wanted to hold into the handrails and go down in some kind of stupid plank idea

>>722283288
*Mexico

>>722281813
They don't feel any pain? He just looks at the one who just ate his leg. I imagine him asking wtf that was good for.

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>>722283336
because they don't give a shit

>>722274866
Holy fuck that must've been fucking terrifying

>>722283069
Not rekt, but that's fucking hardcore. And your digits are 69

>>722283300
It's so much better with sound.

>>722283387
Lizards can grow their limbs back tho

>>722283551
Well, I just think there should be some sign of pain?

>>722283497
How is she still alive? Fuck.

>>722283779
They didn't become apex predators by evolving to be whiny bitches.

>>722279450
decerebrate posturing

>>722282269
Alligators, really all reptiles, are just dumb as fuck and generally lack lots of advanced brain centers

>>722276435
I love the new GTA V graphics mods!

>>722283862
t. human

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>>722283914

>>722282847
Well he figured out he could do damage before he figured out he had trouble shooting himself in the head …

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>>722284016
These things too. How were they not killed off ages ago?

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>>722284056

>>722283121
ill give her props for at least trying to prevent a disaster.. Even more so being a women.

>>722275926

Is he deade?

>>722284056
damn that fucker on the bike that got smashed by the post or whatever. Holy fuck.

>>722283357
Shetep feg redneck

They taste like algae and damp ass.

>>722283982
Story?

>>722284423
Well-fed white bitch > malnourished minority types

>>722284423
Somalis are fucking cunts, and also pussies

>>722284158
Because they taste bad. Still fun for predators to kill though.

>>722284460
>BIATCH

>>722283146
>Déjà vu
>It feels like I've been on this place before

>>722284423
Nigs doing nogs stuff

>>722284435
Got me eveyfuckintime.

>>722280573
What was the band even doing?

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>722283982
I didn't know Finland was cucked too.
Is Europe even fucking worth it anymore?

>>722282389
So they let the cop go scott free or what?

>>722283779
Go look up mammalian vs reptilian brains if you're that curious

>>722284811
I should start saving these copy pastas

>>722284811
Saving this in my copypasta file

>>722274866

Great great feign death reactions

>>722284910
Well it's not like they had evidence or witnesses or anything.

Such is life in China.

>>722285266
But no one was late.

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>>722276435
Sheeeeiiit nigga this me an my squad over on 43rd every weekend on the real

>>722285050
lol silly canadians, stick to hockey and syrup

>>722285356
His name is Tyrone Everynigger

>>722282898

Stop walking down the road with a rifle firing randomly in the air.

>>722283681
TOPKEK at the guy who ran at the truck trying to push it

>>722274108
Rekt for justice!

>>722283145
Actually he is correct. Your body will curl up to protect vital organs.

>>722275375
>0:04
That guy nudged the seat back just a little, just enough to overextend her knees. I don't think he was trying to cripple her, it looks more like he was trying to show her how to "do it right". I hope she sued the fuck out of him for putting her in a wheelchair.

>>722285582
But who shot Nice Guy Eddie?

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>>722285686

>>722285808
Must... resist... bait

Just gonna kek and move on

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>>722285857

>>722279419
Poor little Ernesto got his beans squashed down at the favela.

>>722275511
Like, of course that was going to happen.

>>722279450
Brain damage, causing different muscle groups to flex or contract depending on the part of the brain that is damaged; in this case >>722283901

>>722285954
Fake. Funny though.

>>722283790
Did he fucking head butt that pigeon on purpose?

>>722286093
Seems that way. Nice fucking reflexes, he's in the right career field.

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>>722279731
That kid was the worst fucking bowler on the planet.

Managed to roll a gutter ball with the bumpers up and die in a matter of seconds.

>>722286126
I wonder what made him to shoot. Anyone know the story?

>>722286093
When you're riding a motorcycle and see some shit flying towards your face, the first reaction is to tilt your head down like he did

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>>722279450

>>722280573
When your mom asks "what happened to all the Aladdins?".png

>>722286261
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/outrage-police-shooting-drunk-driver-paradise-california-officer-patrick-feaster/

Guy was drunk and wrecked so the cop shot him.

>>722275926
Ir isn't sandy hook shooting, dumbass

>>722282467
Story?

>>722282714
I know its a stunt and all but how can you be this fucking stupid.

>>722277357
this basically happen to me

>>722283146
Asian parallel parking instructional video.

>>722286570
kinda sad the other gator didnt get in on it

>>722282840
Looks like reverse footage of a botfly being pulled out of a kitty cat.

>>722283215
That faggot was a little late with the soft landing pillow

>>722283982
i want to fucking marry that girl

>>722287299
you are going to die at 37 as a single virgin

how would you react irl if you say someone get hit by a car but they took it like superman and the car was totaled and the guy was fine and he just walked away like it was nothing?

>>722287457
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

>>722286518
he shot himself

>>722287406
Chemical burn? Sweet make up job for a horror flick? Aliens?

>>722278888
my boner is very confused

>>722278983
kek

>>722286443
Fucking crazy, cop fucking just shoots the guy in the neck like he's Mr. Badass and gets off scott free.

'Murica.

>>722286341
please tell me the kid lived. i hate the vids with kids getting hurt.

>>722282066
haha, what a faggot

why didn't he get a real job?

>>722287832
>>722287898
lol bikefags

>>722287832
>I'm just gonna take five, catch up with you guys later

>>722285287
What astonishes me is that at least two people were injured by construction equipment while doing the cold water challenge.

>>722285910
No intention of bait, it's mostly kek. Srsly though she could have sued him; the gym; the manufacturer of the equipment, etc.

>>722285857
it blasted his shirt off, wow.

>>722275387

As fake as they come

>>722284811
nice dubs

>>722282252
thanks for this

>>722288366
And then the judge just happens to be a /fit/izen and says never lock your knees before throwing the case out

dubs checked

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>>722286162
>0:04
nice booty.

>>722286938
Did you have any permanent disability?

>>722282791
not the first time this bird's been shit on.

>>722283832

is there literally this much smog in china or is that just mist

>>722282781
Story? is that his scalp burnt off?

>>722286093

I remember watching this live - he head butted the shit out of it. They have a lot of focus on and that bird surprised him, he tried to duck but there's nowhere to go. Knocked it clear across the track and no one else ran over it. He was leading, I think that bird put him back to second place. You can see Lorenzo take over out of the corkscrew turn.

>>722288310
You can see when he misses that jab.
>oh shit, it's commin

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>>722286341
THAT GIF TITLE HOLY SHIT I'M DYING

>>722288703

Both

>>722275511
Look at that decerebrate response, that dude is deeeeeeeeeeeed, or at the very least a vegetable.

>>722288742
eaten, by worms; they are still eating him.

>>722282467

You give love a bad name.

>>722288685
Not a baww thread faggot

>>722288949
says the one bawwing

>>722282847
ITS CALLED RELOAD! idiot learn to COD

>>722288797
For real. Then that right turned him in to Sylvester Stallone.

>>722284158

>0:04
>I've had a good life

>>722279310
Did he fire a gun or something? I can't tell

>>722285050

Why would he stall out like that? Pilot or mechanical?

>>722288788
An anon from a rekt thread a few days ago said he was at that race and saw that bird get turned to nothing after getting run over over and over. But ya know, the stories here are blah blah blah

>>722289197
... he ran out of air

>>722288250

>Ref tosses broad like a ragdoll

>>722289392
She trips over the dead girls legs, but okay

>>722285287
fake as fuck

>>722289199

No one hit the bird except Iannone with his helmet, you can see in the vid he knocks it clear of the axis the other bikes. Lucky it was down a corkscrew, that's about as slow as they go on that track.

>>722283146
A million ways to die in the east.

>>722289492

You don't see guys go flying like that, even in featherweight. Point is female UFC is comedy, not an actual serious event.

>>722282104
Wondering the same thing... It's obviously high speed, but looks like something large rolls of paper would be processed on.

>>722288250
did she really give the finger lol? women are so fucking stupid and will never truly understand sportsmanship and respect.

>>722285050
what happened here is the jet's engine malfunctioned and it kinda looks like that because there are no flames coming out of the engine just if anyone was curious

>>722289943
No flames? Fire needs oxygen to burn. So, what you're saying is...

it ran out of air

>>722285436
"what smells like chicken"

>>722290043

The volume of air in the atmosphere is static. Your assessment is incorrect.

>>722288398
>wearing his lucky turban

>>722283069
jerk off inside books and give life to words.

>>722284209
As someone who works with fork lifts, a massive part of the training for even working around them is to never approach them. Even if they're not moving. That fucker weighs at least 4 tons, what she did was totally fucking stupid.

>>722286106
Story?>>722286725

>>722282761
Why !!!?

>>722279310
What a way to go

>>722290345
they got rekt

>>722288593
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GUYS ITS SAFE DONT WORRY THEY ARE OK ITS ADORABLE!!! please trust me

>>722290137
yeah i wanted to put that on the comment but i couldnt think of the term thx