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Friendly reminder that California is THE master race.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Friendly reminder that California is THE master race.
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>>722272686
Don't you mean NE?
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>>722272686
Thats why were sending all the refugees to san fransisco to enrich the gay community :D
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Wheres ol nic cage in that collage?
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>>722272686
>being an autist on /b/
>Not thinking Germany is the master race
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>>722272686
Loli time!
http://www.ipanon.com
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>>722272955

There you go.

Rest of the country are you even trying??
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>>722272686
Washington here. We need to grab Oregon and secede already.
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>>722272963
LOOOL. less than half the population. 80% the GDP. Blonde tan athletic, sexy people. Californians are literally the final form of what Germans could be if they keep evolving
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MASTER RACE
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>>722274072
Washington here, too. The parts not touching the water might as well be Idaho, man. Fuck Idaho.
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>>722275227
That's okay, we can draw the line at the Cascades. I think that would satisfy both sides.
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>>722272686

Statement 1: I was born in Oakland
Statement 2: Fuck California. Red hot chili pepper fucking idiotic cuntbag retards fuck off Cali-shits
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>>722275316
Hahaha, I should just live on a boat. :P
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>>722275455
Lol kys faggot the Chili Peppers rock
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>>722275839

Their entire discography: "Did you know we're from caaaaaaliiiforrrrniiiiaaaaaaaa"

Fuck them.
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>>722272849
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>>722272686
>lowered standards for sci fi
>made computers cost as much as used cars
>too many buttons man
>punch people in the face for a living
>dumb haircut guy
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>>722272686
You have kardashian AID OP. More dangerous than any AIDs in Africa.
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>>722275971
Second this. I like California just fine but RHCP is gayer than OP and moot blowing each other.
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I thought jobs was frm seattle
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California is the apex of what is wrong with humanity. If we were to destroy Califorina the world would probably improve 90% or more. Maybe we can sell them to the sandniggers on the cheap and let it fuck them over for a while.
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>>722276293
/k/ is that way, redneck shitbag
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>>722276457
>going with /k/ instead of /pol/
A bold move.
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All of the serfs come out to hate on the Master Race.

How typical.
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>>722272686
NorCal native here. It is a fucking awesome state, but is being over run by douchebag hipsters, mediocre Indian and chink engineers and liberal morons.

Still, a lot of good shit here.
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>>722276988
>liberal
>morons
Pick one.
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>>722276705
You come across as a new-Cal douchebag. No way your parents are from this state.
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>>722272686
Native Texan here. Just moved back to Texas from Los Angeles because i couldnt take you stupid hipsters, begging me to pay more of my hard earned money to all of your unemployed artsy types who judge everyone from afar. CA is a beautiful state, its politics and most ofits people are god awful. Im so fucking glad to be back in Texas.
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>>722277130
yeah, sounds like the kind of "argument" a liberal moron would make
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>>722277255
>>722277130
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>>722275971
Are you kidding, the jammiest, rockiest, funkiest shit. No one blends styles like they can. The epitome of drugs sex and rock N roll. Enjoy your creed pussy faggot
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>>722277130
Behold our glorious governor. Good friend of the late-not-so-great Jim Jones.
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>>722277253
YOU VOTED FOR CRUZ
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>>722272686
Born in San Diego, can confirm.
My life went to shit now that I'm in Gresham.
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>>722277253
Good riddance. We don't need any more fat, lacoste wearing butt boys out here
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>>722277253
Southern California =/= California

Really? That's like saying I visited North Korea and saying Korea is the worst place on the planet. Just cause North Korea sucks doesn't mean that South Korea is bad.
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It's true...No poverty, pollution or crime, has low cost of living and plenty of homes to house the world's poor. Everyone gets along and agrees with eachother and share resources equally. It's a liberal paradise.
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This isn't even including adopted Californians(Ronald Reagan, 2pac, schwarzenegger) - just pure bloods.
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>>722276202
Jobs from Palo Alto. The Apple garage was around the corner from my HS GFs house.
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>>722275971
Morrison was a poet tho.
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>>722277784
I'll never understand the fags the day fuck capatilism yet worship this fucking their who was a virtuoso at marketing shit to the same fucks claiming to hate all he stood for....A complete fucking paradox
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>>722277425

But... I'm six feet under How will I hear them?
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>>722277682
I second this
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>>722273840
y nick cage fucking a
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>>722277968
As a socialist who thinks Apple products are gay, I feel you.
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>>722272686

I remember my first beer.
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>>722277765
Shit is expensive here. Another bubble about to burst in the next couple years.
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>>722277968
Yeah, kinda weird. At heart Jobs was fairly apolitical. But he had a remarkable ability to comport technical trends with human wants.

A lot easier said than done.
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>>722279187
And yes I did grow up in silicon valley.
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>>722279187
The correct answer was vegetables.
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>>722276293

If you were to get rid of California you would set technology back 100 years.
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>>722279424

Nooo. We would set back manipulative bullshit advertising and shit art back 100 years.
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>>722279460
Go further north, the redwoods are an interesting. Very cheap up here, if you want less liberal go up and go inland. The ranches and farmers are fairly conservative and the redwoods are all over the place. You get a couple bubbles but for the most part people are just fucking around doing what they want to and not messing with others, I don't want to live here though. Great to explore, great to go for business and great for education. I just grew up here and my family has been here so long it's impossible to get away no matter where in California I am.

The cost of living in central and southern California is egregious, fuck that noise.
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>>722272686
only thing California has done is raise a bunch of pussies
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>>722279571
Biotech is mainly here which is an exploding market right now with CRISPR. We'd lose so much research, in fact a big portion of the united states research comes out of the UC system. Most major advertising firms come out New York so if you care about that there you go.
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We even have the best pornstars!
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>>722272686
>crapple
>an actual evil corporation
>master race
>California
>home to illegals and droughts
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>722279950
Tell that to the loggers and farmers then come back when you find all your teeth. Fucking whiny bitches.
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>>722280144
i live in Alaska, lol.. my life is much harder then cali folk
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>>722280084
You forgot about how California is one of the few states to pay back $1.50 for every $1 the government gives them.

Speaking of welfare states the south is a shit hole full of leeches draining our welfare systems meant for people trying to make their lives better or with severe disabilities instead of just being a fatass.
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>>722280038

NY ad agencies look to appeal to the social image coming from CA. If CA died, we'd be fine. The tech and porn industry are moving out of CA due to increasingly limiting laws and regulations.

CA is a hellhole that only has enjoyed it's spot in the culture sunlight due to a perverse set of circumstances.
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>>722276457
Lol, what a butthurt faggot.
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>>722280357
That's because Hollywood is the largest cultural exporter that the United States has. You shifted the goal posts anyways, the major ad agencies are all from places like New York, Paris or Tokyo. If California died the world would lose the 4th largest economy, the US would not do fine. We are already poised on another recession and losing that much money would devastate us.
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We also got the COOLEST gangs.

Who was saying California was pussies? Go call a bunch of Hells Angels pussy and see how that goes for you.
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>>722272686
Sorry, but washington state is literally god tier compared to ca, or any other state
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>>722277425
greg howe sends his regards fucking retard. dont talk about music when u have pleb taste
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>>722280648

Yes because CA has an inherent quality that would ever prevent a cultural shift elsewhere. Short term? Yeah, maybe a loss. Long term? We'd gain a world where California is relegated to the third world dumping ground it is. And speaking for everyone (every one) here, that's a world we all would prefer.
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>>722277130
>hey guys, let's exclude an entire taxable demographic by raising the smoking age to 21 in our already struggling economy complete with people leaving the whole state in addition to our city and tax water while we're at it!
Libtards in Chicago.
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>>722280838
What inherent quality is that?

Since you obviously don't understand economic impacts or how it would impact the US's ability to act on the world stage I find my only recourse to ask what would you gain? Losing people you disagree with? That's a retarded reason to get rid of one of the few states that pays into the federal government instead of just leeching off of it.
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>>722280648

Hey I'm off to bed, but I just wanted to affirm that you are wrong about California, your whole opinion is laughably wrong, and I suspect you lust after your local mailman. That said good night and I'll include some sort of pornographic picture to this reply as a sign of respect.

Respecting how wrong you are about california. And that everything bad that's happened to you was deserved. Because California.
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>>722280914
Well the whole smoking age is because weed is becoming legal and they want intoxicants to be at 21 and up. Not saying I agree but that's what those reforms are supposed to be preparing for.
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>>722272686
>George Lucas
>masterrace
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>>722279187
> marketing guy, nothing else

Now there is a keen observation. Let me guess, you don't really understand what marketing is, but it must be a lot easier than engineering , amirite?

Funny how dumb other companies are for not hiring a few marketing guys so they can be as successful as Jobs.
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>>722280357
There are only two relevant ad agencies. And the sooner they die the happier I will be.
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Hope that damn brakes and kills everyone in california
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>>722281326
What they're preparing for means fuck all when the state dems can't pass a budget and money is going down the drain, we could be using it right now but Rahm can't into economics.
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>>722281658
He literally ripped all of his technological "Advancements" from other companies and then made them look attractive. Try to give a single true, impact-full, advancement Apple made after his "Think different" campaign that turned apple into what it is today.

There are a lot of companies that are only successful because of marketing. Case and point mouth wash which has been proven to do nothing for mouth health, it's flavored water that stings and makes your breath smell minty.
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>>722281870
>>722280357

Here is the other relevant ad agency, in case you're too dense to infer given the context.

And I'm guessing you might be.

Pardon my prepositions.
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>>722282116
Wow, marketing must be awfully important.
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>>722282279
Marketing is cancer. Just like Jobs.
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>>722282373
But it seems to be good business. More companies should do marketing. It's the easy and simple way to great success.

I'm very surprised the idea of marketing has not caught on yet.
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Here are some adopted Californians, they're not pure bloods but still ok.
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>>722282568
Yeah, it's a really underground thing that not many people get yet. I heard some of the more progressive companies even use maymays.

Again fuck steve job's, I hate his dumb ass and legitimately morally bankrupt corporate policies.
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>>722280695
Shouldn't it be "Hell's Angels"?
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>>722282690
>I hate his dumb ass

Most of the people who knew and worked with Jobs thought he was very dumb - a technological Forrest Gump who lucked his way into success.
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>>722283016
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>>722282604
We do have our share of incompetent bozos anon. This adopted daughter came from Wisconsin or somewhere I think.
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>>722282139
>>722281870
They aren't ad companies. They are companies that sell data gained from use of their service to ad agencies and corporations who want to piggy back off of their ability to use metadata to determine target demographics.

Like I get the spirit of what you are saying but they aren't ad companies in the same way that Intel isn't a gaming company. Intel products may be used for gaming and they may even produce some stuff optimized for it but they aren't a gaming company.
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>>722281948
You really don't understand that scope of that dam do you? It'd only be hitting mostly conservative areas.
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>>722283269
A potent retort from my intellectual superior who has discovered that marketing is trivial and easy, a skill to be discounted and dismissed.
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>>722283370

Damn, nice tits.
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>>722275455
Born in Oakland, with an attitude from utah. Get fucked loser.
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>>722283545
Nice assumption silly billy. I am not saying marketing is easy, I am not saying it is trivial and I am not saying it is a skill to be dismissed. Usage of marketing in the way Apple does is cancerous in so much that it produces inferior products at inflated prices while smothering creative capitalism. Marketing is useful to spread awareness, to put out new ideas and products. My father made all his money in marketing so I know how it works to a greater extent then most, for the most part marketing is a cancerous activity that strangles new businesses unable to afford it.
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>>722272686
lol california isn't a people
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>>722283442
>They aren't ad companies.

>what is DoubleClick
>what is Atlas

OK. They are privacy invading ad companies.
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>>722283798
>so much that it produces inferior products at inflated prices
>marketing is a cancerous activity

Wow, people sure are stupid to like the things they value. The world would be better if we all shared your wisdom.
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>>722283999
Johnson and Johnson is a make up company because it contains neutrogena as a subsidiary.

This is an argument in definition nothing else.
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>>722283831
Mostly mexicans, chinks, indians and hipsters at the cost at this point.

Mostly white guys telling them what to do oddly enough.
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>>722284222
Marketing isn't about giving people things that they value. It's about translating abstract concepts people actually like into a physical medium that doesn't actual represent any of the concept so as to create the illusion of value. Eventually valuing the concept and valuing the object are indistinguishable and the idea that people are buying things they value appears. Case and point "Think Different" by buying a large number of virtually identical products that express uniformity at its finest eventually co-opted as the face of Hipsters trying to buck cultural norms by being rich douchebags.

How about santa clause and coca cola? Coca-Cola attached their brand to an abstract concept, Santa Clause, that represents good will and giving when in reality the product has nothing to do with either.
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>>722284349
>company makes 90% of revenue from selling advertising
>not an advertising company
>an argument of definition

Really? You need to get to the Valley more often.

Google is an advertising company that does their marketing with preposterous 'technical' projects to convince credulous wannabe nerds that they are innovating.

Facebook is a bit more transparently craven - no one is fooled that they are a tech company.
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>>722272686
Don't know who any of those people are; don't care much either. If they are from Cali, they're shit.
Just like everyone else in Cali.
Love,
Texan
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>>722284773
>It's about translating abstract concepts people actually like into a physical medium that doesn't actual represent any of the concept so as to create the illusion of value

You're trying much too hard anon. And it shows.
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>>722272686
I like how, among the baiting, no one is recognizing Tom of Finland in this photo.
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>>722284863
I grew up in the valley. I literally lived in apple territory and I've heard this shit a thousand times. They sell their algorithms and large stores of data.

It's semantics though, I'm not disagreeing with you although I have to say Facebook is significantly more evil then Google. Google would take over the planet and be a creepy but effective benevolent dictatorship while Facebook would just be North Korea on a large scale.
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>>722285022
Watch that edge cowboy. Some of us Californians have been to Texas.

Thinking of moving there myself tbh. Can you genocide up Austin first?
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>>722285084
Now you are back to simple insults. I was just starting to have fun, I thought you had more inflammatory stupidity to share. Such a shame, you do have great potential as a troll but you need practice.
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>>722285243

Are you talking about John stienback? He's a very famous author from California.
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>>722285258
Valley native myself. Both Facebook and Google must be killed with fire. They make Exxon look like choirboys. Fucking evil incorporated.

But hey, Google will have WiFi internet balloons and modular phones! Bleeding edge technology!
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>>722285396
zzzz
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>>722285338
Naw, you can fuck back off to your shithole and take all of your transplanted Cali faggots in Austin with ya.
You shiteating faggots have ruined that city, looks more like a nigger ghetto than anything now because you cockgobbling fudgepackers come and freeload. Ain't a single one of you pillowbiters knows what a real job is, you're too busy pretending to be artists or musicians.
All you buncha faggots need be rounded up and taken out to the Mexican desert and buried head first.
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>>722285022

>Being THIS ignorant

As expected of a texan.
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>>722285594
I mean I don't think their kill count can be attributed as being as high as Exxon or any of the major oil companies but I get your vigor. I like the toys google has to play with but I feel it would be better for the world if they were less slutty about their data collection process and broke their company into pieces.
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>>722272686
Fuck yeah bro!
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>>722285720
Buncha assraming fudgepackers I assume. All you faggots in Cali are gay.
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>>722285805
Stop saying Cali you damn fool. No one calls it Cali except stupid hicks who nickname anyone they find out is from California Cali.

It's like calling Pennsylvania, Pennsy.
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>>722285962
Found the Cali faggot, faggot.
Come make me Cali bitch boy.
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>>722285396
>just a marketing guy
>marketing is cancerous

I'm sorry, but such a juvenile world view deserves ridicule. Some day you'll work in the real world, where you'll discover that execution in business is fucking hard. Good ideas are a dime a dozen. Invention and engineering can largely be bought.

Your casual dismissal as 'just a marketing guy' betrays a remarkable immaturity.
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>>722285676
You seem preoccupied with faggots.

Maybe a MILF will calm your confused libido.
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>>722285962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdizL4on-Rc
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>>722286023
You should visit 'frisco sometime.
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>>722286133
Much better!

The face of tech industries should not be placed on a man who has not significantly contributed to the technological industry and whose morally bankrupt business practices rival old IKEA. That would be like having McDonalds as the premier food joint in the US, it may be popular but it isn't actually good food.

Good ideas are a dime a dozen? Now that's cute, not like people spend 10+ years getting Ph.D's just so they can make mediocre ideas that push the boundaries of science forward by inches.

Marketing as the marketing Apple does is definitely cancerous. The entire rap industry is based around marketing to poor people who want to be rich and who ruin their lives listening to what they say, if that ain't a cancer on society I don't know what is. Marketing has good applications and bad ones, doesn't change the fact that most of it is bad.
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>>722286023
How's Texas Instruments and Dell doing these days? Having a hard time attracting talent it would seem.
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>>722286237
Dudes a faggot from New York, try harder.
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>>722286653
> a man who has not significantly contributed to the technological industry

Who thinks Jobs contributed to the technology industry? Certainly no one in Silicon Valley is under such illusions.

Jobs was just a lucky and clever marketing guy.
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>>722286964
Everyone the world over not from Silicon Valley. Try talking about Steve Jobs to hipsters in Oregon or anyone not from Central California or heavily tech based locals. Try and see if they even know the name of any other tech companies CEO or for that matter Apples current CEO.
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>>722287086
Wow, those rubes from everyone else in the world sure are stupid.
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A Texan invented the microchip.
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>>722286964
Don't be dumb. The man is a pioneer in the personal computer industry
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>>722287215
Doesn't change the fact he is the face of the tech industry and silicon valley. Bill Gates is the only to come close to as well known and that's just cause he is obscenely rich and gives a shit load of his money away.

You are the one who started the assumption that silicon valley doesn't believe Steve Jobs to be the face of technological innovation.
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>>722287379
Everything post "Think Different" is marketing that uses engineering as a tool. The shape and feel of their products were designed by marketing and then produced by engineering to match the requirements that marketing put into place. The interface matches marketing research ideals and then some. It got things out there but at the cost of putting a thief on the throne.
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>>722287397
>>722287379

You need to work on your sarcasm detection radar.
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>>722287554
>The shape and feel of their products were designed by marketing and then produced by engineering to match the requirements

That might be mistaken for design if you're not careful.
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>>722287662
The value of Apple's innovation is solely within the realm of marketing not within technology. The most innovation the engineering team needed was figuring out how to fit the desires of the marketing team while remaining underbudget using chinese factory workers. Design is a word for it but the designs used are nothing new, making a pretty looking case isn't innovation its just informed machining. The things that make Apple a successful company are not things that make it a technological company. All their ideas were ripped, Jobs went on record as saying he supported stealing ideas, despite his rabid legal team that destroyed anything even remotely under their copyright. The rest of the design aspect went into producing a series of products that are insular and prevent interfacing with any other companies products. To the point that using apple wall chargers shorts out non-apple equipment.
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>>722287578
Work on your reading comprehension first.
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>>722288100
You're pretty smart. Companies should follow your wise counsel on how to succeed.

I'm sure that others will soon catch on to the idea of using cheap chink labor - then where will Apple be?

(and if you are using the 'stealing ideas' trope in a derogatory sense I suggest you think harder; surely no one can still get this wrong?)
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>>722280290
>brings up paying government as an insult
Before you throw southern states under the bus for something you don't understand think about it.
Cali makes up almost 25% of the countries population, you have insane taxes and laws and regulations that they tax also. So Cali pays more money back to the government but it also fucks literally everyone in the state at the same time and since you fucking faggots are used to getting it up the ass you just take it then moan about how it's the best state in the us. Can't wait for that earthquake to just drop you morons in to the ocean.
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>>722289014
Don't worry Californian's as a whole are strong enough to carry the burden of taxation to help you poor underprivileged people in the south out. :^)
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>>722285338
I mean they might as well be the same place both are nothing but beaners and faggots
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>>722285805
>steers and queers
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>>722288995
When did I ever give counsel on how to succeed as a company? I'm just implying that succeeding by underhanded methods is underhanded and morally objectionable.
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>>722288100
Those morons at Apple have no idea what they're doing. All luck and clever marketing.

They're not a real tech company like Google or Facebook or Intel.
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>>722289264
Carrying the hiv toll up that's about it
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>>722289355
>succeeding by underhanded methods is underhanded and morally objectionable

You are boring.

How about Kelly Johnson? That SR-71 was all flash and did not succeed in the military market.
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>>722289357
As previously stated clever marketing has literally produced multi-billion dollar industries. They are a bad Tech company with low quality products and anti-consumer practices, not poor.
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>>722289465
We could never be as good as the south, I mean we only have two cities from the top 25 AID's ridden cities. One day maybe we can be as much of a welfare state as you guys :^)
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>>722289472
>Kelly Johnson
Cause military markets don't follow bulk consumer rules? If your thing don't kill people efficiently or come from an area that helps elect a senator then the military wants nothing to do with it.
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>>722289566
>they are a bad Tech company with low quality products and anti-consumer practices

Who would guess this is the path to building to most profitable business in the history of man? Anti-consumer practices are sure to all the rage in business schools next year.
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>>722289847
I get that you are trying to be sarcastic but really that's really low quality bait. You are better then this.

From the top this time.
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>>722289675
>links picture from 2011
:)
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>>722289804
You're quite right, but there are exceptions.

Some good things do come from California.
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>>722290055
zzzz

Quite the piquant retort.
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>>722290055

Here's a nice California gril.
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>>722290133
Oops sorry, here's 2016 instead. The south is doing so much better now, I mean it's almost like abstinence only education increases STD rates. Naw, that's crazy.
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>>722290239
I mean moving goal posts is a useful troll technique but you've been moving the same goal posts over and over so there's nothing interesting left.
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>>722290055
OK, so we disagree about some minor business approaches.

Perhaps we can agree that Canada properly belongs to the US. And that the Southern Wall should be built across the narrow neck of mexico.

I'd shake on that.
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>>722290419
>counting Texas, carolinas and Florida as the south
Sure thing bud
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>>722290640
I'm drunk and pay little mind to moving goalposts. Everything is a bit shaky tbh, just they way I like it.

But if you're an American you're OK in my book. Unless you're a criminal.
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>>722290944
Silly me, the band of blue on the southern most part of the united states isn't in the south. Oopsies :^)
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>>722290944

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_United_States
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>>722290768
Canada and US should join forces, we need their terrorist killing ability. I think that walls aren't that great cause they fuck up a shit load of ecosystems and Mexico is a shit hole full of cartels but south america is worse. So yeah I'd shake on that.
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>>722290419
Wow, a lot of black people are getting the AIDS.

The ACA must not work very well.
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>>722274586
>tfw German
>tfw living in Cali

So what am i then, a fruit of both gods?
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>>722272686
Had to move from cali to washington because parents

Whats the easiest way i could live in cali affordably again guys, i dont care if i have to be in the hot as shit areas
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>>722272686
None of those guys were born in CA
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>>722273840
They weren't born in CA either
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>>722275193
Tom Brady IS from CA
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>>722291267
Cool. Two Americans shaking hands is always a win.

I'd say MAGA, but apparently that is offensive to some people prefer not to MAGA.
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>>722291459

idiot
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>>722291297
I agree! The world would be much better off if the entirety of the south was just removed from the planet. I mean a huge drain on the US economy would be gone and STD rates in the US would plummet. The people mooching off of the ACA and complaining when god doesn't keep their kids from getting fat and stupid will all be gone! You are so smart.
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>>722275455
California also has Van Halen
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>>722275193
I went to high school with Tom Hanks. Skyline High in Oakland. It's up in the hills - the good part of town. But they did bus brothas up from the flatlands. I got my weed from weed from them.

Here's OC of Frank Marino, Day on the Green 1979 in Oakland. Much drugs were consumed this day.
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>>722276988
are you me

except i like the chinks they're cool
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>>722291856
Here's the elementary school I went to.
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>>722291859
I like chinks too. And indians. And black people too.

But I observed it is easier them to be a minority among whites than it is for whites to be a minority among them. Huge bias here to be sure, but think about it for while...is it easier to be an indian cab driver in New York or a white kid in downtown Oakland?
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>>722290374
And another.
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>>722277771
pure bloods, except they're all immigrants
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>>722280695
They're not pussies, they're just fags
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>>722292431
too many homosexes in this state
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>>722279083
fairly apolitical? he drove around in his multiple ferraris that he refused to get licensed because he didnt believe the gubmint had the right or authority to sanction his vehicles...
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>>722293914
so is that a left or right political statement?

you make the call
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>>722272686
The bar where Three's Company hooked up.
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>>722279424
If you got rid of california you would set back sjw 100 years ... for technology im not so sure ... i guess intel and lockhead and oracle .. so yea, but we would be fine with amd
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>>722282604
Wait, you're telling me famous people live in LA? WTF?
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>>722276000
>>punch people in the face for a living
I kek'd
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>>722280695
Hells Angels are literally everywhere. They didn't originate in Cali either.
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>>722295717
>lockhead
you mean lockheed and martin?
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>>722293914
Thats badass, I'd do the same thing if I could afford to pay 5000$ in fines every time I got caught.
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For every one person who is looking to be a resident in California, there are three people leaving. All due to increasing prices in rent at a rapid rate. California is a total shit state.
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>>722272686
German is master race

too bad we have a dried up used whore bitch for a leader. She's running the country into the ground.

We recovered from two world wars. We're the strongest nation on the planet and currently our women are getting raped by sub-human scum and if we try to stop it we get labeled as nazis

Fuck our leaders, need a revolution, but even if we did rebel and try to overthrow our government all the kike-sucking countries would just send in the troops and fuck us in the ass before we managed to get two feet into the door.

Still, German master race.
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>>722297077
>mfw the AFD will fix this
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>>722296873
>didn't originate in Cali either
>formed in 1948 in Fontana, California
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>>722297027
He didn't drive around Ferraris, it was

He was a dick, he also denied his daughter until she was 18, parked in handicap spots and bought his way to the front of the transplant list when his hippy-dippy homeopathy didn't cure his cancer

it's a good thing he's dead
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>>722297133
It can't come fast enough. We need to expunge these immigrants from the country.
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>>722297077
>Germany
>strongest nation

This delusion, even canada would kick your asses unless you were backed by the rest of europe
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Tell your commiefornia buddies to stop moving to Texas.
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>Commiefornia
>master race
This is an AR-15 that complies to Commiefornia state law.
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>>722297680
Well yeah, in a fucking war definitely. That's not what I meant.
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>>722286314
No thanks. If I wanna find Cali faggots to beat the shit out of all I gotta do is go to Austin.
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>>722289338
Queers are in Austin. Steers everyplace else.

>>722286668
Who the fuck cares about calculators and bigger calculators. Our industry here is oil and cattle.
Ifn I need to do some figurin I got a piece of paper and pencil.
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