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Ask someone whos gonna kill themselves tonight after failing

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Ask someone whos gonna kill themselves tonight after failing 4 years ago anything!! :D
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>>722270653
Tried dieing by suicide akbar amidst ISIS guys yet?
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What took you so long pussy
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>>722270653
will stream it?
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>>722270653
Why wont you speak english properly? youre a failure even at your last moments of live? also can you write "This was for yo Vlad" in your tiddies so i can show your pic to my gf?
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>>722270981
Indeed, but my shit fuel didnt melt the steal beams so I jumped instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzKI9TBR-XQ
Heres a couple attempts
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>>722271049
Nope
>>722271043
I needed to find my drug
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>>722271051
also nice orthography, now i want that sign even more
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>>722271051
Yeah I might be, and no, but I'll write it here
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Do u have any family left? If so, do they need you? Or, do they care about you? Both can be considered different, but most importantly, is there anyone you care about?
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>>722270653
Go to your local mall and do it.
Scream allah akbar for these digits also.
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>>722271164
how many cocks currently occupy your rectum?
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>>722270653
How are you gonna do it?
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Does it hurt and should i do it as well?
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>>722270653
stream it?
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>>722271313
OP here, drowning in cum. best to go out happy at least.
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>>722271332
yes
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>>722270653
did you kill yourself?
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>>722271243
Yes and yes. They do. I have a lot of people who care
>>722271262
Fuck that
>>722271310
>>722271313
>>722271332
>>722271348
5
fentanyl
no
no
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>>722271530
Wheres my sign? do i have to stay awake whit you till you die? i can do it tho
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>>722270653
you came to the right place, but don't do it faggot
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An hero please
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stream it
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>>722270653
how big is ur dick
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Can I have your vinyl collection? Vinyl is so cool.
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Give us your story OP.

Who you are, what you do, why your doing it etc.
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>>722271671
>>722271999
I will and here
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>>722272224
Sorry, the images were too big, i had to lower the quality...
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>>722270653

Drop your Facebook account so I can add you and then add your mom

Better yet

Drop your mom's facebook
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>>722272363
fk no
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>>722272363
this

ps post moms butthole
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>>722272424

Pussy
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>>722272224
Thanks sweetheart, now remember, dont cross the street, go all the way down the road
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>>722272470
>>722272470
I know..
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>>722272424
Fuck em Op. Tell us the story

TRIPS DEMAND IT>>722271999
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>>722270653
don't kill yourself

wait until you find some mushrooms and take a trip first
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Hey op pls tell me why u wanna kys, story? Or even a couple of reasons other than you failed 4 years ago...
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>>722272600
Mother fucker this is gonna take so long, just ask me shit, my story goes all over the place
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>>722272648
I bought sleeping pills from some girl and I went to some train tracks and then took them, but I passed out before I even got there..
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>>722272657
Are you a guy or an It
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>>722270653
I am the Devil and I have saved you a seat on the other side.
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Do a Tldr on why you're An Heroing
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>>722272641
Ive done shrooms, I actually did a whole night to do MDA with a girl who wanted me and her friends... it was pretty dope
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>>722272804
Her mom was his brother all along.....
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>>722272657
Alright. Here's some questions

Male or female?
Why do you want to die?
What's the method?
Have you tried, Ya know, not killing yourself?
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>>722272758
guy
>>722272774
thanks?
>>722272804
my life is a disaster, has been since i was 8, burned every bridge i ever made, and i think im a sociopath or at least some characteristics, as im emotionally manipulative, act impulsively, and dont really have a regard for consequences
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>>722272596
Write "Flashback"
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>>722272934
Male
Many reasons
drug overdose from fentanyl
yup, didnt like it
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>>722273018

Suicide hotline.

Call that shit, newfag.

Stop trying to verify your existence with an image board.

These anons will forget you after this thread's lifespan expires.
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>>722273018
Can you be a girl for tonight? i mean youre gonna die anyways, can i call you Lacy chan?
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>>722273052
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>>722270653

Do it and get it broadcasted nationally.
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>>722272743
Very vague but okay.... whyd you take the pills? Obviously your depressed...so tell me why so glum chum? What's the main thing in your life thats dragging you down?
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>>722273119
>many reasons

You have a gf? Or break up with one?
Got an education?
What/where did you work?
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>>722273171
I dont want to live anymore man, I dont want to.
>>722273219
You may <3
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>>722273171
>These anons will forget you after this thread's lifespan expires

Sooner, actually. This is the second time I've clicked on this thread thinking I hadn't seen it yet.
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>>722273119

Ever considered you're a tranny? What kinda guy has handwriting like yours. Just grow yourself some tits and make sweet tranny friends or something OP.

And don't try to OD cuz you'll probably just end up in hospital with a very sore liver.
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>>722270653
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>>722273348

Suicide is like selling your car because it needs an oil change.

Makes no sense, dude.
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hope you're happy with your decision
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>>722273282
there is no main thing, heres a few off the top off my head
bullied since childhood
only friend i had didnt even act like my friend at school
then i ruined my relationship with a family member somehow by getting into drugs
then my most recent girlfriend, i fucked with her head, then her dad died, and she still cared more about me and then i fucked her over
I am trash, I am a horrible human being and i have no drive to do anything in my life. if i respected myself, i would call the suicide hotline
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>>722270653

What age are you? No judgement
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>>722273320
I've got the same questions as this guy...
Also how old are you?
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>>722273551
>Just grow yourself some tits and make sweet tranny friends or something OP.
http://thedaily.online/post/2017/02/10/doctors-agree-that-wanting-to-cut-off-your-hand-and-replace-it-with-a-foot-is-mental-illness-but-wanting-to-replace-your-penis-with-a-vagina-totally-sane
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>>722273431

Well, guess I stand corrected.

But again, it's a bad solution.
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Why are you so weak?
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>>722273627
God quit boring us and do it already faggot
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>>722273431
HAHAHA, I love you
>>722273551
google fentanyl, and my country has a bad problem with it.. especially with all the deaths going on. I dont do fentanyl so one should kill me. i bought 2
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>>722273348
Trust me Lacychan, dying is the best, you wont feel anymore, you will be free, and theres no reason for still living if you think of it, at the end nothing matters
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>>722273247
Can you please write "TFW Father K will never violate my pussy"
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there is nothing
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>>722273018
>>722273247
>>722273664

Yo man, I've made a throwaway to talk. Might go to bed but I'll reply when I wake.
[email protected]

Trust me, you don't want to kill yourselves. I'll talk to you if needed.
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>>722273572
>>722273590
Im not happy either way man
>>722273639
>>722273649
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>>722273696
I dont know, I also try to fuck people over all the time.. I called a good friend of mine and told him i was dead, pretending to be someone else..
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>>722270653

At least livestream it or get it on national news, so when you die I can at least night a candle in your name, newfag.
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yes livestream
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>>722274006
Second this, be our new an hero Lacychan
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>>722273764
Bury the other fent somewhere and then post gps coordinates so one of us can get fucking crunked out with it
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please livestream so we know that you're not lying
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>>722273961

I'm being presumptuous with the following, but I assume most of the previous posts are calling you a fag, encouraging your assertion to self terminate, or, perhaps, insisting you live.

That said, I am curious to know and would ask you tell me what do you think waits for you after you end it?
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can you buy me some psn cards with your credit card? You will be dead so who cares
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>>722274313 okay
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Hey man, I know you've already decided on it. But there's alot more out there. Ive been where you are now. Its not worth it. im here to talk bro, ill help you any way i can. Money, place to live. Whatever man, im in a much better place where i can afford to help so please dont do it man
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>>722273627
How exactly did you fuck her over? Did you just use her for coitus or? Also my best advice would be to concentrate on your career get some cash anon it feels great...
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>>722274313
>>722274313
>Console fag
Kill yourself you should be the one making the thread disgusting pig
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>>722273656

I never said it was sane, but it seems to make some weird people not want to kill themselves.

It's comparable to autism, in that autism isn't a mental illness it's a neurological disorder. Still creates fucked up people, but for the most part they can't help it, unless they're tumblrites trying to be trendy, but remember when teenagers cutting was all the rage in 2007 and then everyone forgot? Same will happen with trannies.

Srsly OP if you're a tranny just stay away from fucking tumblr and this shithole and you'll be fine.
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>>722274415
yes
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>>722274415
make a port for last of us then fag and I will switch to pc retard boi
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>>722270653
Make sure you Live Stream it faggot
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I've been failing for over 20 years and I keep trying.

I guess I'm saying "Kill yourself, you fucking pussy".

No need to guess. Kill yourself, you fucking pussy.
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>>722274161
>>722274161
fuck you
>>722274250
>>722274269
nothing. I just dont want to go through another day. not another day of looking up and wondering when i can finally die, i just want to die peacefully
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>>722274415
Yeah except he's not retarded worrying about stupid bullshit. He sees an opportunity, he takes it. I salute that man/autistic faggot.
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>>722274503
>Last of us
>A good game
Damn youre autistic, at the end the girl is the cure and you kill everyone to save her btw
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>>722270653

This is still a bad idea.

Car analogy anon here

OP you should not do it.

Idk who you are
I can't find you

But I wish I could hug you, fam, and help you through your problems.
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is that a death note?
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>>722274374
no
>>722274376
I live in canada bro
>>722274558
>>722274568
No, and Thank you
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>>722274568
Alright. Who are you and why do you want to die?
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>>722274578 (you)
>>722274313 (you)
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>>722274575
Jesus christ hurry up you autistic faggot
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>>722274724
I wish you could help too. I wish anyone could help. I wish I wouldnt be in pain from the moment, I get up, to the moment my mind falls asleep
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>>722274575

Makes total sense. There's a comfort to that. Hypothetically, if I may, do you prefer the concept of death or non-existence? ie. Do you wish to die, or to have never been born and thus been a factor in the timeline?
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>>722270653
Sure you are, we all believe you.
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>>722274760
No. And because I am a horrible human being who does horrible things to good people and if i dont kill myself I might end up a serial killer or a rapist or even worse
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>>722274858

Pain can be managed, can be worked with. We can't live life without it.

It sucks, I know.

But OP in reality, fam, are you not willing to make a change in your life to help?

Idk.

I don't understand your full story, but there's always a solution to temporary problems.
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omfg. I want to end my life because of life. LIFE IS FUCKING HARD THATS THE POINT!
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>>722274961
stick around fam
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>>722275005
Yeah so hurry up and do it, stop postponing
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Man don't be a pussy, don't take the easy way out. Your not the only one. We all go through some serious billshit.
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>>722275005
Bro, we all mess up. I've done some fucked up shit too. I almost killed my brother while high as fuck on pcp. It happens, but we all move on, and we forgive. Things will be better. Give it time.
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fucking an hero
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ok
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don't kill yourself op, something big is going to happen next week and you don't want to miss it.
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>>722275058
You're set to auto-refresh in a tab behind 10 other tabs. I'll look in ~1 hour, see that you pussed out, then laugh at how scared you are and keep watching new It's Always Sunny
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>>722275191
ok is right, its okay for this faggot to kill himself
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>>722275005
>who/what sex are you/age

We all have the capability to do horrible shit. When I would drove to college I would pass two schools, the thought always occurred to me that I could run over hundred of kids if I wanted before crashing high speed into a wall.

Just because I think I can/know I can doenst mean I need to act on it.

Why are you horrible though? Thoughts?
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That you, nate?
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>>722274575
Is that green shit fentanyl?
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Don't do it my fellow homo sapien
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if u really gonna kill urself, go enjoy your last moments by doing something u love. Don't waste it on a shitty imageboard
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>>722275069
>>722275163
>>722275275
Im working on it...
>>722275135
>>722275218
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>>722275411

do*
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>>722275384
>>722275384
sure!
>>722275339
m/22
because i use people like my family and friends to further myself
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Please don't do it OP you have so much to live for. Start over, become something, if you have nothing to lose, use that to your advantage. Take a risk and follow your heart.
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>>722275445

you gonna overdose, why not go out a cool way if you know you're gonna die?
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Hey op here's my 2 cents worth...
You young....
Probably still attractive can get tail..
From.what I've heard so far you good at manipulating people which in turn suggests you posses really good people skills which can get you really far in life...
You still have allot going for you dont an hero and prove everyone wrong that you can do better and cut out all the toxic people on your life :-)
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>>722275392
No, I've fucked with fentanyl before and it's never that color. OP is just a vagina begging for attention.
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>>722275427
agreed
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DON'T DO IT START OVER
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>>722275427 unless he enjoys /b/
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can you hurry up and kill yourself already op
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>>722275574
>I use people like my family to further myself.
Need more information but from the little info you gave, welcome to the world.
We all use one another to get what we want in life. As long as your not actively rucking them over its fine
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>>722275590
Ive tried friend
>>722275631
because its painless
>>722275641
HAHAHA poster dumb as fuck, go google it
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SNIFF THAT SHIT FAGGOT
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>>722275445
you're gonna what, snort it?
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>>722275756
can i have your money?
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what do you want?
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why not shoot yourself, its fast and you wont even feel it.
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>>722275847
>>722275847
I have no money>>722275933
>>722275887
nothing anymore
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rip
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Don't do it. I swear somebody something will make u feel better soon anon. I went thought that a while ago and after pussing out the first time met two grills who made me not want to ever try that shit again. Just wait
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just fucking do it already or shut the fuck up
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i've thought of kill myself, i didn't do it because i found something, find what drives you, even if it takes long, you will find it someday
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>>722276022
Y are you such a puss puss?
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>>722276006
Then get a job, seriously you don't really want to kill youself. Otherwise you have done it,
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If you dont have chronic pain dragging your life down every moment of every day, then your life is already better then some.
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>>722276013
>>722276118
>>722276177
>>722276195
Im almost done
>>722276169
>>722276022
>>722276022
I met a girl, but I fucked with her head and turned her into a drug addict essentially..
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okay well rip, dont thought of kill self
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WAIT WHERE DO YOU LIVE??? SO I CAN SEE IT ON THE NEWS
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>>722276340
That isn't going to kill you anon. Just send you into respiratory failure but you'll snap out of it and wake up gasping for air in the middle of the night tonight. You're going to get super fucked up tho if you're morphine receptive
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>>722276482
Yeah right before you snort the fent you should post your name OR initials and the city you're from so we can look later
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is this stupid faggot dead yet or not?
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>>722276340
>>722276574

This^ it won't kill you. drugs are ineffective, you'll either wake up in hostpital or it will hurt.
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>>722276604
right before i do it, sure
>>722276574
yes it will, i know what Im doing
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Rest In Peace anon
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>>722276340
It's ok. That doesn't mean there won't be other people things that will keep u alive. I for example, will not rest until I find out what's up with Harvard Girl' ass scar. That's what keeps me going
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>>722276169

>i've thought of kill myself

filthy amateur. when you think of suicide nearly every waking hour (and some sleeping hours) then you have a right to contribute.

until then, fuck off.
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>>722276779

LOL no you don't. You already fucked it up once.
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>>722276763
you dont know Fentanyl. Look up canadian fentanyl crisis. Carfentanil is a new form of it which is apparently 80 times worse, so yea...
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>>722276760
He's still acting like he's gonna do it.
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>>722276779
do you even feel anything going into this?
sadness, anxiety, happiness or anything?
im curios
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>>722276779
No it won't. But whatever you want to believe. See you tomorrow you fucking faggot
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>>722276843

k
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>>722276779
Upload genital photo please
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if you're going to kill yourself, it doesn't matter anyways, so what's your name?
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>>722276843
Sounds about right.
>>722276865
with fentanyl I do
apparently not sleeping pills
and fentanyl doesnt shut down your respiratory system, it stops your heart and you die because it shuts down your body
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>>722276779
You won't do it
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>>722276972
Fucking savage
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>>722276956
yeah a little anxious, but at the same time, i wont feel anything at all once its done, until then I feel everything.
>>722277005
okay!
>>722277027
no. my family will find out first, not you guys.
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do it
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Can we get a live stream?
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>>722277205
They won't find out if you don't kill yourself.
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snort it through your cock
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>>722277205
See you tomorrow.
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>>722277335
fuck that
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>>722277091
GOT EM!
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That amount of fentanyl would off a 260lb man
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i was born in 2016
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i've been on the internet nearly 20 years now and still never seen someone do a suicide live stream

am i fail?
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>>722276779
Hell sucks breh, u dont want to go there.
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>>722277066

http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/580944

Yes, please fucking do kill yourself because you are a fucking dumbass
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whatever you do make sure to post your name
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>>722277397
yea i guess
>>722277391
fuck.

Guys give me like 10 to finish mashing this up
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live
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>>722277636 alright anon
just make sure to have a good time dying!
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>>722277431
Pussy
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>>722277638
Absolute inspiration
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>>722277636

Just fucking put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger. fast, effective
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>>722277815
thats what I said, but anon is to poor
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cya man
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>>722270653
You going to livestream it for us?
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>>722270653If you're using a gun, put the gun up to your gooch and fire through the gooch out of the sack. This is the quickest way to go
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Please don't do it
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>>722277955
No I wont be
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>>722270653
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>>722278092
Pu$$y
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>>722278092
Shape it into a dick and snort it with your ass you giant faggot
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>>722278092
You can fuck off then.
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is that a Jewish pokemon trainer?
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When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us. You can live and be happy OP. Maybe I can't change your mind, but I am 100% positive you can change your own.

With love, anon.
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Yo will you buy me a pizza before you off yourself?
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PLS DON'T FUCKING DO IT
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>>722277605
Found out this is a picture of dog vomiting after eating chocolate at the veterinarian.
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>>722278092
If you're gonna kill yourself, would you do us the right thing and post pictures of yourself naked so we can jack off?
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>>722278092
because youre not gonna do it
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Do this. Much cooler.
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>>722270653
can you give me the entirety of what's in your checking/saving account(s)?
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>>722278430
I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE!!!
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Don't listen to this fag >>722278330 Also livestream it faggot.
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>>722278301
A pretty solid point, he's not wrong OP. Do yourself a favor and get a helping hand to show you where that open door is.
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>>722277955
That would require him actually doing it. Don't know if you've been to 4chan before but here's the drill

1. Faggot threatens suicide (this happens 60 times a day)
2. Half the people say do it, half the people just laugh. 3 retards beg him not to do it.
3a. OP waits til 300 posts then goes "lol jk im a faggot"
3b. OP waits till 300 posts then says "GOOBY CROOL WURLD" and returns to posting in trap threads
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>>722278301
>>722278330
I thank you.. but honestly.. wheres free service i can stream anonymously?
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rip anon, here jerk off to this before you die
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>>722278568
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>>722278516
oh shit
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>>722278434
FUCK OFF YOU USELESS POVERTY STRICKEN DICK SUCKING SISSY FAGGOT.
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You're only posting this on /b/ because you want attention. I don't mean this as criticism, I mean this by stating you only want someone to be there with you if you do this or not.

Of course you won't find many pleasant people on this board. They're typically non-conformist teenagers who are lonely themselves and cannot empathize or sympathize.

I'd want you to know that you're free to do anything you want in your life if you focus on it. I once felt the same as you, I gave up at one point of time. It lead me to taking one last step and I ran away, somehow working it out for myself. It was the first time I felt like I knew I could do whatever I want if I do it. As I type this to you I am still young, I have a wonderful job, plenty of friends, I made it to where I want to be while having very minimal set skills for my future only a few years ago. Things can work for you in the same way it did for me.

I typed this really fast to assure you get it in time. The sentiment is all real.
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>>722278516
>he hasn't seen an OP deliver
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>>722278516

true
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>>722278693
>>722278744
give me an anonymous stream service, i just about got it
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>>722278744
I've seen 2 OPs deliver back in the glory days and I've been here for 10 years. Trust me anon, no one fucking suicides here.

But hey, you're free to believe whatever retarded shit you want.
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>>722278092
How many mg of fentanyl (savage level 100 if 10 mg and lives)
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>>722278663
entirely constructive words here. I'll proceed to fuck right the hell off.
gg
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>>722278637
Save. Came. Another. Now.
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>>722278953
I've done 40mg alprazolam in a night and drank some captain Morgan was totally fine other than hella cuts and bruises scrapes and short term memory loss for a week

Never made it past 4mg fentanyl before passing out where I stood
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>>722278903
I've seen this Muslim women on /b/ and she snap chatted her taking pills and drinking a whole bottle of wine. Bitch didn't even post her fucking tits. I would of raped the fuck out of her if she let me. I called her through the snap chat and she picked up just to hang up on me.
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>>722277877

>not going death by cop
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>>722279091
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OP you say you have no money for a gun but you could just frequent a shooting range that let's you rent/try guns and then let them start to trust you and then bang

Or just use a credit card because you don't need to worry about debt after death

Or try making home made bombs so we can see you make national news
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>>722279201

you gonna do it now?
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>>722279176
I thought about it, but im 120lbs, they wouldnt shoot me unless i had a gun... which if you read before i dont.
>>722279210
Im not a savage, Im just a white boy who wants to do fentanyl
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>>722279165
I'm not saying she wasn't trying to kill herself, but my ex girlfriend did that literally every night. Still does, and has been for 2 years straight.

Her brain is gonna be scrambled when she gets clean.
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>>722279281
unless i get a stream service in the next 5 minutes, no
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>>722278846
OP. Please don't do this. You may only be at a distant memory in your life within a few years. Things could work out, you may do all the things you want to do, meet those you want to meet. Feel accomplished and happy.

Please take some time to think of this. Once you do something like this, it's not only killing yourself it's killing everyone around you.
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>>722279201
Dissolve it and squirt into anus, higher bioavailability=you get higher before death
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>>722279359
Periscope
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>>722271164
apparently a 12 year old girl is more alpha then you, no wonder you are killing yourself.
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To everyone telling him to do this. Do you not understand this could be anyone? Acting like a psychopath isn't cool and it surely won't make you happy.
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periscope or you now or some shit
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>>722279396
do you have an account i can use?
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>>722279359

use dusk you stupid fucking faggot
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>>722279471
yeah we know that, we aren't fucking stupid, stupid.
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>>722279359
Deadass use twitch
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>>722279484
Oh my god you retarded faggot, it's free. I don't care if you stream it or not, we all just want you to die so we can get back to other, more interesting things.
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>>722279471

welcome to the chins, newfag, fuck off
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>>722278903

Don't you feel regret about those two, since back in the day you could call moot's suicide hotline and alert him. Moot had an invisible jet, like Wonder Woman, which he used to reach potential suiciders before they suicided.

Where is your humanity?
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>>722279583
okay give me a few to get this stream
i googled all your suggestions..
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use periscope and link the stream
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>>722279201
That doesn't tell me how many milligrams of fentanyl there are retard
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>>722279471
>Acting like a psychopath
>Acting
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>>722279605
I used it all summoning for the Kalameet fight.
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>>722279531
Then why act like a repulsive piece of shit to fulfill an online anonymous persona?
>>722279583
Actually, I have lurked on and off on this website from once it was launched off as being a copy paste of 2chin. This kind of personality only got worse around 2006-7 when you "newfags" joined.
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>>722279634
You know, I was egging you on, but I don't think you should personally.

You'll get 2 minutes of fame and it will be over.

There is more to live for, and I don't think its worth it personally.

Goodluck OP, I believe in you. Be better then what you think you are.
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>>722279787
Maybe you could livestream a suicide for us too?
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>>722279364
If it's enough to kill him it doesn't matter if he puts it in his ass or not, he's gonna get as high as his body will let him before it fails

>goes to show u can read about drugs as much as u want doesn't give u any common sense
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>>722279687
There's a difference between acting like one and being one. Contradicting whatever someone says doesn't make you a smart person, only a pseudo intellect lol.
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>>722279888
Someone is fresh off the boat from reddit i see.
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>>722279787

>I can use wiki

Way to go fucktard
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>>722279888
Neat
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>>722279858
I'm fairly content with my life. But you can continue being the loser that you are to impress nobody but yourself.
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>>722279955
Kek
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>>722279787
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>>722280000

what a fucking waste of a fucking get
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>>722279862
Just tryna make it easier, snorting sux yo
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>>722280000
Good one.
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>>722279943
Nope. But I see you're good at copy and pasting a hivemind. I suppose if I were a 4chin loser like yourself I would follow this up by calling you a cuck.
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>>722280016

link faggot
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>>722280079
This person is about to kill himself and all you care about is contradicting someone you do not know.
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>>722280030
link
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RIP ANON
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don't do it dude. the minute you finish it you'll regret it
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>>722280030
Link?
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>>722280000
>>I'm fairly content with my life.
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>>722280140

just fuck off, let this stupid faggot die
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>>722280094
>If I misspell the website over and over people will think I'm hardcore
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>>722280030

OMFG LINK
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>>722280140
Its a doggy dog world
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>>722280030
Prove, link
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how do i link the stream?
>>722280094
>>722280167
>>722280140
>>722280263
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>>722280078
"Get higher before you die"

I also apparently have to quote you for you to remember what you said lmfao

Even tho u wrote it up there

But yea if I was trying to kill myself im not gonna be fuckin with lines of mostly microcrystalline cellulose

Put it in ur ass OP
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>>722280263
There is no link anons. OP just wants some breadcrumbs worth of attention so he can keep jacking off and being miserable.
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>>722280298
Copy and paste?
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copy and paste web address
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>>722280298
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here it is
@tylerch39709889
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>>722280320

this. its all a game to the OP.
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>>722280298
Copy paste, might have to take out things like periods
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>>722280274
Top fucking kek

>pic unrelated
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twitter com /tylerch39709889
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>>722280503
Works
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LOL ITS REAL
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www.periscope tv/tylerch39709889/1nAKEVXlaDOGL

ITS HAPPENING BOYS
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LMFAO OP GOT TROLLED

RIP I didn't really want you to do it but you fell for it you stupid faggot HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA dumbfuck

ITT: OP is a retard
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it's real. RIP man.
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And now we report OPs stream and the police show up and hit him with naloxone
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He just snorted all of it, it's over. R.I.P OP :(
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stream just went black, did he died?
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rip
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What happened
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OP show face in stream
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>>722271530
STREAM IT YOU FUCKING PUSSY.
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>>722280867
He snorted all of it, got up, went to his bed and the stream went black.
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R.I.P
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>>722280946

he is you fucking downie
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OP FUCKED US
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is it Facebook com Tyler.chapman.16?
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fake as fuck
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periscope tv/tylerch39709889/1nAKEVXlaDOGL?t=4s

Here, save it before it gets taken down
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stream just ended, either I just watched someone die or we all got trolled, probably the latter
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>>722281017
So fake then
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Haha he faked the stream haha but a bunch of people reported him for self-harm hahahaha

OP is a lying faggot, but if more than 10 people report you for self-harm the stream is automatically flagged and a rep from Twitter has to send police to your location hahahaha
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>>722281115
his Twitter stream was started at 1145 which is BC time and that is where the fentanyl crisis is
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>>722281153
He snorted two huge lines back to back...no cough or need of water, gotta be fake.
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it sounded like he was brushing it away while breathing
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>>722281197
So if he's telling the truth we just forced him to keep living, and if he's lying we just forced him to have to deal with police.
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>>722281354
Agreed
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>>722281370
He's lying, he'll be talking to the police ASAP haha have fun OP!
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>>722281197
So definitely more than 10 people reported right?
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>>722281484
I sent it to 3 of my mates and we all reported him, and the only people who stuck around either really wanted him to live or really wanted him to die. There were ~60-70 people in stream so guaranteed more than 10 people reported it.
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Can we see your wiener before you die?
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>>722281595
I wanted to see him snort it :( what a disappointing event. No wonder he wants to kill himself. Disappoint.
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>>722281604
if real dudes been dead for a few minutes now.
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>>722281680
He was never gonna do it anon, but at least now he'll have to explain himself to police. We got him anyways
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