/g/fur thread bitches
>/g/fur thread
>posts /h/fur
Hey man, I dig.
>>722245239
ITT: OP reaches his gayest point in years.
im down
Too many boobs.
These threads have been pretty dead lately.
>>722247461
they're just cuntbois with tits, cmon snarf you should be able to make it feel at least a little gay
>>722248922
There isn't much here worth mention to be honest.
nasty
>>722248922
yeah i've noticed that too
>>722248946
I can go flirt with Squash to make it gayer.
>>722249097
Penises are always worth mention.
>>722248922
if by lately you mean today
Seduce me.
>>722249204
>>722249316
Meant more during the early evening. They seem to only pick up at night.
>>722249446
12 pack of beer and a box of ammo
>>722249446
what's the names of those 2?
>>722249591
fagdog and dogdog.
>>722249531
"Beer" is ambiguous.
I've never had a gun.
>>722249591
Sighs (white dog) and Red.
Popomodoro on Tumblr.
>>722249591
Snowball and McGruffles. The white one is McGruffles.
>>722249691
the ammo is for after drinking.
>>722249628
i laught
>>722249691
thanks. you're cute.
>>722249515
night life, i'm guessing
>>722249837
Thanks, I'll be here forever.
you also.
>>722249745
weirder than himself today
>>722249787
I guess I don't understand.
>>722249837
>
>>722249957
>>722249911
wait you're saying you also like you're also here forever?
this is entrapment
>>722250067
once you join you dont leave.
This is Hotel California.
>>722250034
How much marijuanas did you smoke my negro
>>722250218
5.
>>722246075
>>722249844
More like FAG life!
>>722249951
Don't be mocking McGruffles, she's a war vet.
>>722250290
Give me one marijuana
The whole thing
I can handle it
>>722250385
come get it ayy lmao
>>722250490
Bitch, I'm busy af
Come to me.
>>722250592
no I feel awful today I'm not going nowhere.
>>722249957
>
>>722250190
furtive pigmies
>>722250375
you most certainly can cram it today
>>722250650
I feel much awfuler.
Get on my level.
>>722250713
git gud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwYU8jq6Qw0
>>722250897
no I was working with customers for like 8 hours with a migraine and general achiness.
I'm down for some more h/fur
>>722251032
I'm down for putting you in the gas chamber.
>>722250713
Not really, my hole's too tight today. It'd need some warming up first.
>>722250375
yeah that works too
>>722250980
This weekend was filled with unspeakable horrors that defy everything I have ever known.
Customer service is far worse than that though.
>>722250980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ0bSEghPRo
how about no, u
>>722251081
fuck the hole
>>722251286
I can't, I'm at work.
>>722251455
are you workin tomorrow? getting snowed in again
>>722251286
good stuff.
>>722251611
Off tomorrow. And its weird, its warm here when it should be snowing.
I came here for herms and now Im watching two people chat...
awesome.
>>722251247
customers are always worse.
dealing with them while sick is hell.
console me
>>722251247
also what horrors
>>722251854
It is /b/ - Random after all.
>>722251967
It'll be okay babe. I'm here for you.
I'd give you one of my awesome porters that I have around right now.
>>722252177
I don't really want to talk about it.
>>722249097
s-savage..
>>722252262
nah I dont want to feel worse, drunk would probably make me feel worse.
>>722252333
nice digits
>>722251724
i have a huge percussion fetish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfCotLDBUfA
>>722251781
we're getting another 12 inches, maybe there's a way to share
>>722252351
I don't know how drunk you can get off of a 6.5 abv beer. I just said one.
It's a consolation beer, not a handle of whiskey.
>>722252389
thanks, you too
>>722252391
Tell the hubby to go outside and take the 12 inches.
>>722252391
what does that mean specifically?
>>722252710
unfilter me faggo
>>722252603
even buzz sounds awful rn fam
>>722252846
ay bb
>>722252782
for what purpose?
>>722252874
hi
>>722252956
stupid sexy dragons.
I want to jerk off a dickgirl
>>722252740
he's not going to he said
>>722252782
what does what mean? percussion?
>>722252853
Everything will return to equilibrium eventually.
You'll not have a migraine and you'll be less tired out from the woes of customer service soon enough.
Just be patient.
>>722252333
*Smooches your tail*
>>722253094
yeah like what specifically is it referring to?
>>722253134
I'm just going to go take a hot bath and read a relaxing book like mein kampf
IM KIDDING I DONT READ THAT
>>722253157
Do your parents know you are this pathetic on the internet son?
Where are all the diaperfurs?
>>722253157
it swirls round and round
>>722253335
just got a shock of estrogen to the brain when i was in the womb dad, obama says you can't hold it against me
>>722252988
splat
>>722253243
I haven't taken a bath probably since middle school. Shower for life.
Y'know if I were a more avid reader I'd be curious as to what kind of stuff is in there.
>>722253335
You are always so thirsty for my attention.
It's cute.
>>722253419
How are ya?
>>722253094
If he was a real man, he'd take 12 inches like a good girl.
>>722253419
Why are Americans such degenerate faggots. I feel sorry for your parents.
>>722253243
drums.
>>722253504
just his motivations, also the excuses.
>>722253715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AT8szyLD0k r8
>>722253529
You are retarded and jerk off to fluffy porn. Go do the world a favor and end yourself.
>>722253825
>>722253785
I'm sure there's some piece of wisdom in it all.
It doesn't make you a bad person to wonder what was in Hitler's head.
cute
>>722253936
Again with no words. You sad cunt.
>>722253529
average. went to cracker barrel today. dunno what ill do later tonight, you should force me to draw
>>722253627
i feel sorry for my parents too
>>722254052
You don't do much to warrant effort.
>>722254017
the dumb part is that while he speaks about 'things requiring drastic change' and is critical of 'moronic half-measures', he is never specific about what he speaks and about what he wants to do.
I've bookmarked a few places where it made insightful points cause it's an e-reader.
>>722254135
Draw a cute doggo.
>>722254144
Probs wouldnt take much to push you over the edge.
>>722254176
>IM KIDDING I DONT READ THAT
Oh, you.
Cunts are yukky, I like guybutt.
>>722253582
how did you do that these guys were my favorite like 5 years ago. i stopped listening to them. cool album. night visions is awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73-RU9KCEuw
>>722254341
Do you have a nice butt, Nibi?
>>722254340
to be fair I've also read engels and marx.
>>722254288
You are free to try I suppose.
>>722253582
i wasn't even going to reply to you snarf
>>722254431
Average
>>722254444
you ruined tits bro. the fuck is wrong with you.
all i see is lame
>>722245239
https://discord.gg/bkGGg8R
fur/futa discord
he is right
>>722254595
>>722254481
Now I'm sad.
>>722254595
That goat looks inbred. Is that what you identify as you werid Yank twat.
>>722254236
ill try my best; remind me
>>722254442
I don't really think that's a bad thing.
They're all obviously influential works.
Reading something != agreeing with everything that is said, in any way.
>>722254595
Get a nice butt, move to Cali, and slay some boipucci.
I'm just under the assumption that California is a gay place. I'm sure any densely populated area could suffice.
>>722254361
wut
>>722254792
I would pay to have you draw me an adorable doggo folder.
>>722254728
get a gf
>>722254866
i foxed up
>>722254936
You gay 14 year old anime lovers should be perma banned from here.
>>722255007
My BF wouldn't like that.
>>722254660
>no diaper fur or cubs
What's the point?
>>722255007
oh, who were you going to link
>>722254675
REPARATIONS
>>722254738
He is a dragon
>>722254803
I do a daily 30-60 unweighted squat routine and every two days 20-30 more with a barbell and other gay exercises like lunges.
I probs have some shit on bsc if some PoE nerds want it?
>>722254803
so sighs is a girl?
>>722255146
it's for your own benefit
>>722255199
that was for you.
>>722255396
As long as you count her penis as a fempenis.
>>722255396
>>722255230
>tfw you just squat a collection of many schoolbooks in your backpack with two 20lb dumbbells as well
I'm scared of going to the gym.
>>722255396
It's not stated.
>>722255594
he is absolutely not
>>722255594
>>722255576
>>722255551
but isnt there a picture of her using a strapon?
>>722253388
hell
>>722255643
>>722254936
it wouldn't be a great investment
>>722255520
Why you hate the gay Snarfs?
>>722255594
Me too, thats why I have a bar, a bench, and dumbells in my basement.
>>722255684
Never seen porn of Sighs. This one has been posted at me, but I said it's probably not Sighs. Doesn't look like it, at least.
>>722255799
>>722255851
I have that situation at home. I'm just here at college where I have unlimited gym access but limited self-confidence.
I cannot continue my progression.
My butt will not transcend human limits.
>>722255684
DONNO
>>722255723
ABSOLUTELY NOT
>>722255721
That's not very nice
no one wants this shit?
cait whats that artists name
>>722255807
i was only gauging. being gay means you're just a target for girls to make fun of
>>722256041
Asbo-fuckin-lutely.
Popomodoro on tumblr.
>>722256018
You are making the right choice.
>>722256334
Girls love gay guys.
>>722256388
Why?
Are gyms bad or something?
Or are butts bad?
>>722256478
you're all like little miracles, idk what it is
>>722256625
Gyms are a hunting ground for bigger males to rape smaller males.
>>722255052
>gay 14 year old anime lovers
>gay
>anime lovers
>bitching about either in a gay furry thread on a random content board for an anime enthusiasts site
>containing that much autism in one mind
How do you function on a daily basis, fam?
>>722256795
I'm 6'3, so I can survive, right? At least I'm not a manlet.
Also I feel like that wouldn't be allowed at gyms.
>>722256625
3 mins in /fit/ and you'd know squats are not ideal for big glutes, they're for quads
>>722256625
why is he so likable as a character. it makes me emotional
>>722257041
3 mins in /my_life/ and you'd know I don't exclusively do squats.
>>722257170
Is the reason I use it.
Cannot explain.
Anyone knows about a good Fur discord?
>>722257403
ones that aren't public
you'd know i dont exercise at all
>>722257494
tell freklz to take my shit in PoE
>>722256976
You might not be allowed in straight gyms. Since they can smell your gay pheromones.
Gay gyms are filled with 6'5-7'0 tall Hercules men who rape all the smaller males before they let them use any equipment.
>>722257288
he's one of those personalities that you can look up to for whatever purpose
>>722257625
Where might one find these gay gyms
>>722257625
I'm not really that gay. I haven't even been with a dude, don't have a gay-ass lisp or mannerisms or any of that shite.
Is there such a thing as a gay gym? I doubt it.
hey
>>722258024
would u hold hands with a dude
>>722257954
Any city with a whore of Babylon.
>>722258024
They can smell your pheromones like how they can smell my virginity.
>>722256720
Bisexual men are better.
>>722245239
Why are there tits here?
>>722258190
Maybe if they wanted me to and I knew them well enough.
>>722258332
Maybe the smell of my virginity will mask the pheromones.
Besides, fuck all that gay shit. There's only one thing that should be done at a gym, and that's exercise.
>>722258635
Sex is exercise.
>>722258496
you should stop.
*clears throat*
I said hi
>>722258635
I dont make these decisions. Its the jews trying to keep you weak or gayify you if you try to become strong.
>>722257446
thats why i am asking tho
>>722258751
How many calories does it burn tho, and what muscle groups are used?
>>722258897
I will just carry a knife or gun to the gym to prevent the rape.
>>722258857
I should do a lot of things. Doesn't mean I will.
>>722258871
Hello, black cat.
>>722258871
oh hai
>>722258909
you're asking in good hopes of someone inviting you to one?
you should rethink that.
thoroughly
Hai guys. I start a coding bootcamp tomorrow and I'm kinda nervous wat do?
>>722259026
Put the weights back when you're done using them.
>>722259076
hey snarf good to see you
>>722259101
hey you. Last time I saw you I'm pretty sure you were tripping on something
>>722259258
Listen to instructions
Don't be autistic
Don't even try to mingle
Eat a good breakfast
If you fail kill yourself
>>722259318
I think I know at least some basic gym etiquette from what I've heard. That's one of them.
If they seriously have showers at gyms, I'm never using that shit.
>>722259076
now you're just suspect for a lot of other things no one asked for
>>722259325
nature b trippin and i work my ass off derationalizing it every day for school. i come here to vent
>>722259426
Sounds good. Hopefully I'm not dead in 6 months.
>>722259489
Most do, thats where the Hercules men trap and slide their penises in your butt.
>>722259189
well yeah, is it that bad to ask?
im just a guy you know.......
>>722259509
you worked at some kind of lab right?
>>722259489
Fucking amateur the sauna is where the action is at if it has one
>>722259026
Its cardio and men burn about 100 calories in the average session.
>>722259325
I just spent a half hour pulling coins from under the cigarette shelves at work. Found 42 cents so far.
>>722259681
it's not that it's bad to ask, it's just that it's not going to get you anywhere by asking to get into one that is private, since they're private for a reason
>>722259793
whats a cigarette shelf?
>>722259917
A shelf for cigarettes my child
>>722259680
I consider myself lucky that I've never had to use a public shower in my life.
>>722259788
I've only been in like one sauna at a hotel when I was younger. They're nice, but I never know where to find one.
>>722259793
I think I'll stick with my normal cardio sessions that usually burn at least 700 calories.
How long is a session, though?
>>722259719
going to be putting a textbook together. it's a disaster
>>722260055
why would there be coins in a cigarette shelf... this makes no sense
>>722260215
all by yourself?
>>722260292
>under he cigarette shelf
Under, not in child
>>722260388
you seem rather knowledgeable about cigarettes and cigarette shelves. Do you smoke?
>>722259509
I feel like you want something out of me.
>>722259917
Its where all the cigarettes go.
>>722260128
Not sure. It just said average sex session.
>>722260602
Honestly no, I just read 'under' the first time
hotto doggu
>>722260672
How long is your average sex session?
>>722260949
Where
>>722260982
0 seconds
**cries**
>>722260672
cool. Where do ya work at?
>>722260860
impressive I am impressed
>>722260292
nope, its research out of a lab. lorentz operators and cosmology and a lot of other stuff, lensing, time contraction, kinda too much for me to say i'm an expert on. i don't do anything, i just review documents and communicate with postdocs because they feel insecure about their art direction.
>>722261015
all around
>>722260672
you have something everyone wants. you're the alpha, remember? pack order can shift
>>722261102
Oh, alright then.
>>722261026
You really don't last long, huh?
>>722261062
Sounds neat. I have a useless geology so I'm doing a coding bootcamp instead because I'm overqualified and underqualified for all jobs simultaneously.
My older sister works in a genetics lab and I'm super jealous of her sometimes.
>>722261062
so you're an artists of sorts? Or an art critic?
I'm fucking bored out of my mind and all my friends are busy. Entertain me please you kind perverts.
>>722260982
I don't normally time them.
>>722261034
Shell gas station. A coworker dropped a silver quarter under there, so we've been fishing for it all evening. Found a lot of change, paper clips, lighters, and cigarette packs, but no quarter.
>>722261126
You BF won't let you have my penis.
>>722261466
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
>>722261466
k. What are you into?
>>722261645
NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!
>>722261645
stolen
parmesan reggiano
>>722261645
Nacho cheese?
>>722261666
Horse cock and femboys, but I'm here more for the company.
>>722261835
Ta-daaaa
looking for a particular g/fur, it looks like two guys snowboarding cept one is getting his cock sucked by the other. pls help
>>722261929
This is oddly specific....
>>722261564
got any cool stories from working at a gas station?
>>722261715
fuck
>>722261756
no try again
>>722261830
try again
>>722261835
ya got it
What do you call a man with no ears?
>>722262057
get it? because it's 22$ a pound and i'm below the federal poverty line
>>722261375
that's fun. i could comfort you about code but i do comp hardware for school
>>722261454
not so much as art is related to information layout and thoughtflow, i just got good ideas. visualizing physics is hard, but only because there's so much to cover. when you have 300 different figures in a work most if not all of them can be touched up or made just slightly more intuitive
>>722261564
actually no, we're polyamorous
>>722261977
yeah, it is.
>>722261346
Do you have a name for those characters/sauce?
>>722261920
I'd never say no to some more horses.
>>722262057
I don't know, what?
Also, I got slid what I can only assume was a prostitute's phone number while I was working a few months ago. Probably the most interesting thing that's happened to me at a gas station other than people being pricks.
>>722262133
Electrical engineering?
I'm doing one of the web-dev ones in Chicago. I took a Java class for 1 semester so I have 2% of an idea of what I'm getting into....
>>722262093
sorry to hear that. Is it tasty at least?
>>722262133
is there a lot of money in the textbook industry?
>>722262282
whatever the hell you want
>>722262057
but I don't like to try
>>722261929
pretty sure I know what you want but cant find it...
>>722262538
pls it was a favorite; (
>>722262484
trying is the best
>>722262484
Ayy das a benis :D
>>722262625
is it this?
>>722262761
yesss thank you :)
>>722262761
i forgot what it even looked like
>>722262806
no problem
>>722262634
fine, would it be "nacho cheese"
>>722262706
yep, by an artist that basically disappeared because of life issues. She was me and my boyfriend's favorite artist but I heard she is getting better so that is good.
>>722262333
computer technology, but not engineering, supercomputers or cluster maintenance if i wanted
>>722262447
i would think yeah since they price gouge the hell out of em these days. but it's not for an institution, more like public eye type
maybe i'll get you something to read one of these nights, it's a cool topic.
>>722262538
>>722262761
yeah that was the one I was looking for
>>722262057
Not really, its a shitty little suburban one. Mostly gas, beer, and smoke sales.
>>722262133
I think hunnibuns wants to get into one.
>>722263143
i'd fuck
brb
>>722263210
He's from Utah, he's used to it.
>>722261346
How old are these characters supposed to be?
Holy shit I thought my thread died because of the misstype, and here it is on the 1st page. Actual degeneracy.