Ask a forever alone femanon drinking alone in a bar anything

>>722236057
why alone?

>>722236057
you are drinking tits or gtfo

do you know the rules?

Looks like a triple JD and Coke. You really are trying to forget the loneliness, aren't you?

>>722236164
It's a Humboldt brown hemp ale

>>722236137
Because no one likes me enough hahaha happy Valentine's Day

Let's see em then, "femanon"

>>722236057
How fat are you?

>>722236057
Why do people drink alone in bars? I've thought about it but it seems like a waste of money. I'd rather drink a bottle at home with my vidya.

>>722236359
b/c they desperately hope someone will talk to them

>>722236057
Well, hello there! You come here often?

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>>722236348
Me.
Can't really take pics in a bar

>>722236359
Because my life is shit currently and have no one to turn to.
Yay!

>>722236359
Not OP, but sometimes if I'm out and feel like a drink, I'll stop by a bar. Change of scenery when drinking is nice sometimes, and you can meet new people and whatnot.

>>722236435
I guess that should have been obvious.

>>722236345
I'm a never nude sorry

>>722236283
Does that come with a THC score?

>>722236528
I'll never believe you're a femanon until you comply with the rules, but I'll talk to anyone so, what's on your mind OP?

>>722236528
Would you be amenable to casual sex

>>722236528
You're not hideous. No reason to assume you're forever alone.

Are you gonna show your tits or not?

Whereabouts are you?

On the scale from 0 to 10, what are you?

Any tips on picking girls at bars?

How does it feel going to bars alone? I thought about going out to meet new people st the bars or bars

>>722236528
Fuck off is that you. You're either a whale or a guy so desperate for any form of attention that you're pretending to be a girl online to strangers.

How old are you and what do you do for work?

>>722236057
Buy me a drink and I will talk to you, pay attention to everything you say, and if you are a good girl...maybe more..

tits or gtfo

>feel bad for me ): ): ):
fuck off

>>722236629
There's your problem right there chicken

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>>722236660
Snapchat is flyawaytomarz

>>722236676
No one ever approaches me

>>722236687
Never have done nudes.
I'm a 6 I think.
Just say hi and be outgoing
It's better then being home alone

>>722236782
Holy shit, you club-footed autist

>>722236872
would smash.

>>722236528
The obvious solution is tits or gtfo.

The fact that you're a female is irrelevant to the subject, unless you're just and attention whore.

>>722236872
Just fucking take a picture of yourself now, it's not difficult. Stop getting virgins excited. You're a grown man until proven otherwise.

>>722236057

I am also foreveralone femanon. Too poor to drink tho.

Why are we like this

>>722236872
For real tho. A bar is not where you want to be right now. Some dipshit is going to prey on your current state and you may do something you regret.
TL:DR you won't meet someone with real substance at a bar.

>>722236872
You're cute. I'm good looking but shy as fuck so I'd never approach you anyway.

>>722237049
Will send pic to those who snap me

>>722236872
would bang/10

>>722236872

Damnit, you're actually very cute. Would go out with/10

I'm shy and can't say hi to girls. That's why I'm a lonely fuck

>>722236573
Note how this person did not mention that they were either male/female/tentacle monster

>>722236872
>No one ever approaches me

What area are you from? I went to approach you.

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>>722237107

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>>722236057
do you think jane fondas a cunt?
i do.

>>722237246
I bet you have sex often

>>722236872
Why is your name teddy on snapchat?

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>OP wants /b/ to tell her she's pretty

>>722237130
I just found your/her instagram/tumblr. You really shouldn't have posted your Snapchat here.

>>722236057
what city are you in?
Why has no one asked that yet?

>>722236872
Excuses, ateention whore. Bars have restrooms.

>>722236528
Nice panty line femanon, w/ timestamp thas enough for me.

I'm a handsome man- I'll keep you safe from these fags.

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>>722237390

Ofc that's what they all want

>>722237103
If you were near Portland I'd pick up your tab so we could be sad together


>>722237107
Legit no one ever talks to me. Ever. I'm
Forever alone.
I'm fine.

>>722237129
Maybe only shy guys like me and that's why no one approaches me

>>722237135
Uuuugggghhhhh

>>722237243
Near Portland

Why arent you drinking vodka alone like the real men?

>>722237325
I'd still hit it

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>>722237357
Because my name is teddy

>>722237479
Cringed.

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>>722236164
too much cringe for one post. Have you ever even been to a bar? a triple jack and coke? Christ

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>>722237338
of course i do. i am not a beta manlet.

>>722237587
Whats your real/full name?

>>722237512
Because is a trap and traps only like kinky shit tier drinks

>>722237587
It's a trap! Abort!

Oh, wait. You faggots love cock.

>>722237357
Because its a man with a dick, note the lack of tits + timestamp

>>722237506
>maybe only shy guys like me and that's why no one approaches me
That is a distinct possibility.

how fat are you?

>>722237506
Oh, I know this one! It's when they say they're fine, but they're really not fine, not at all.

>>722237699
I-i dont..............

>>722237587
Timestamp-

>>722237738
Effectively what im getting at

tits or gtfo

>>722237103
k. Op is in portland. that's too far from me.
Where are you from, other-femanon?

>>722237506
>Portland

I will probably be moving out there soon. Are you a typical West coast leftist, and what are your thoughts on cum in your hair?

How fat are you ?

>>722237587
Average shitsster whit daddy issues/10

>>722237614
Fuck you faggot

>>722236164
15 yr old detected

>>722237826
Get a load of this guy

>>722236164
mlady

>>722237506
So approach someone yourself. Holy shit.

>>722237587
Aaaaaannnnnd this is bullshit. This picture has been posted here before.

>>722236660

Hey, I'de like the respect of the community so I'll mention the rules.

Unfortunately I'm endlessly desperate so I'll break them.

>>722237826
Probably fine with it, "she" comes in her hair quite often

>Shitty coctail
No wonder why nobody approaches to you

>>722237234
Because it was irrelevant to the question. Not sure why OP felt the need to state her sex.

Oh wait. Attention.

>>722236164
I keep reading this post out loud

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Found ur tumblr

>>722238048
Women never initiate because they are never made to be assertive. It's why they're socially incompetent.

>>722238184
would rape/10

>>722237506
>Forever alone.
Johannes Brahms made the same complaint. His motto was "Frei aber einsam" (free but alone). Gave rise to the F-A-E Sonata.

>>722236057
What is your take on the hostility behind the male foreveralone argument that you can "get someone whenever you want."

Also, I didn't lose my virginity until I was 32. If the term "foreveralone" had existed ten years ago, that's what ai would have called myself. Today I am very happily married to a wonderful woman. Hang in there.

>>722237587
I visit CO sometimes.

Down to drink/smoke?

>>722236164
Pffffhahaha you fucking retard

>>722237587
Not tits but at least we get to see a pussy.

>>722236057
If youre an alone femanon now, you clearly are autistic. All the beta skinny jean wearing faggots now, being alone is your choice. Not that I blame you

>>722238351
1/th of a kek

>>722236528
Aw...you're cute! And you've got a big butt, which looks really good to me.

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OP, people don't approach you because you look very serious. You have yourself walled off because you're afraid of looking stupid, and people can pick up on that. You can't hide your inner thoughts from people, so it's best just to clean up your mind.

I'm like you and can spot others a mile away.

Goodbye thread

>>722236872
Cute!

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>>722237636

>>722236872
You are at least a couple points north of a six in my book. You don't have "glamorous beauty," but you are very cute.

there are ALL sorts of website where men can chat to naked women...... why the fuck are 4channers obsessed with begging for it on /b/ ??

if she shows her tits, sweet, if not, ignore this fucking excuse for attention.

fuck you all

>>722237325
Not OP, but there are at least two of us who think she's a cunt. She went to Hanoi and met with the opposing side's soldiers during the Vietnam war. That's something only a cunt would do.

>>722238763
Because they like to feel like they have enough game to chat up women to the point where they can get pictures.
Begging is definitely a key word in what you said.

>>722237587
Why Teddy tho

Are u a faggot? or a woman

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>>722238763
Moralfag detected

You look really nice, stop thinking of yourself as 6/10... You're worth much more

>>722237506
I don't get it.when I am at a bar if I see a girl like you alone, I talk to them. My motives are never good, but I still talk. Like I said, and these tards can make fun of me for it. You need to call some friends and hang out with them. If none available, find some kind of hobby. Obsessed freaks over a hobby congregate and you will definitely be with like minded people. I am not going to say "pretty", "I'd hit it" but your loneliness will overshadow any asthetic that you have. You reek of desperation right now and the shits at the bar and here can smell it.

Go home, listen to some guys gwaudio, get off...wake up tomorrow and take stock of what you want to change and what you can change, we are all responsible for our own happiness and our own mistakes.

>>722238267
Thanks for the random trivia, intellectualfag! Learned something I did not know.

>>722238217
Then they forfeit their right to complain. If you choose to be incompetent, then own it, stop bitching about it.

OP I would love to take you out for a night on the town and treat you to whatever you wish. Seeing you smile would be reward enough for me.

>>722239088

If they could game girls for nudes, they would in real life, or snapchat, or tinder, or one of the other thousand resources for that kind of shit.

You're right, begging is the keyword.
Fucking losers.

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>>722236057
FUCK OF NORMIE!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>722239227
> Drives a solid color van for sure

>>722239141

I'm telling you to IGNORE this girl unless she shows your HER FUCKING TITS, and your dense ass head calls me moral.

how dare you dummy

>>722239151
an hero

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>>722239376

>>722236164

>>722239557
She read it the first time and wasn't impressed, fuck off. You're like the guy that sends text after text with no reply from the other person, kys.

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>>722236872

You have a fucking dick. Otherwise 9/10 men would smash you without a second thought.

/thread

>>722240186
>kys
an hero, redditfag

>>722240186
haaaaah

you sure can tell a lot about somebody by a post with no words, huh?

almost as much as you can tell what op's drink is, you meatball

>>722237636
>>722237919
>>722237976
>>722238172
>>722238346

Tried to be sarcastic but that kind of blew up in my face. Ah well, fucked up with that one.

Genuinely did look like a triple JD though. People do order them, and yeah, I've probably been in more bars than most people here.

>>722238084

I'm a newfag and I've yet to see a thread where anons don't cave in and start talking to them before a tits or gtfo timestamp.

Fucking weak cunts the lot of them.

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>>722240564

> you meatball.

Are you trying to fucking flirt with the dude? It's painful how autistic you are.
Fuck this board.

>>722240613
>genuinely did look dark brown like every other drink

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>>722240613
>I've been in more bars than you
>wegotabadassoverhere.bat
an hero, faggot.

>>722236872
That's the hand of a man, baby, yea

>>722237948
Sounds like that's exactly what he has in mind.

>>722241036
see >>722237357

>>722237822

Scotland haha

>>722238184
>boobs this big
>doesn't get approached in bars
This does not compute.

>>722240613
genuinely did look like a triple jd though. the head left on the glass? which part dude

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>>722237636

>>722236528
I would sniff your butt

>>722236164
neckbeard detected

>>722237682
Theodore

>>722239161
i like you a lot.

>>722240613
Nigga no one drinks jack and coke without ice. Nice try, neckbeard.

>>722240613
Not convinced you understand sarcasm

>>722236164
That's obviously a beer. Do you not notice the lacing towards the top of the glass?

>>722236057
Just approach a dude and talk. He likely will be dtf. If not, try the next one.

>>722239151
If you say things like that to women. You'll never get laid.

>>722243089

Neither am I at this point.

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>>722241334
Where ya from?

where do you live OP, i'll come chat you up with some drink, and then slay your loins in the bedkeep until you achieve a restful slumber out sheer exhaustion and i see myself out and never talk to you again

Did she just delete her tumblr lol?

>>722238184
Fuck if you're a dude I'm gay now come to Florida my fiance just left you can have her ring and spot next to the bed

>>722241902
Just being honest. We B-tards gotta help each other out

>>722236872
Easily an 8.6, but lack of confidence makes a 6.

>>722244300
TOPKEK

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>>722244492
dat fucking chin tho fam....

-6/10

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>>722244432
>B-tards

>>722244617
She's gained some weight so it's rounded itself out a bit

>>722244756
No one else gives a shit..

>>722244933
That's because the board is filled with newfags.

>>722236057
>>>722239161
>i like you a lot.
You have no idea who you are talking to. Oldfag here, who has just been through a lot. I hate to see things repeated over and over again. Sort your life out girl.

>>722245166
You're right, lots of trap lovers here and virgins.