Hook me up /b/

Hey porky pig

>>722215901
It's rabbit season

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Her bio

HOLY SHIT REEEEE

>>722215974

Bro, did you read that? Shes a feminist but more importantly, she's fucking Jewish.

Run.

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>>722216168

>>722215901
rolling for this

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Oh God a Jewish feminist, just when you thought the Jews couldn't be more evil...

Man, I need a bigger oven...

I Wanna Cake Off That ASS bæ

Hi

>>722216333
wasted trips ;(

Can I jizz in your hair and pretend you're my sister?

>>722217832
kek rollin for this

Tits send now

>>722215825
hey baby, are you a beach ball? because you sure as hell look like one.

Damn, looks like I'm 80 pounds too late.

>>722217832
Gold

pee pee poo poo can i fuck you

>>722217832
Rolling for dis shit.

>>722217832
rolling for this pls

Sweet, I've always wanted to fuck a fat girl!

>>722218600
winner winner chicken dinner
OP you know what to do:
>>722217832

>>722218600
winrar

>>722215825
>>722215825
I WILL FUCK YOUR FACE OFF YOU FAT LITTLE CUNT

>>722218735
;plolol

>>722218834
kek

/b/ Is def the place for quality entertainment. I'm looking forward to seeing where this goes

>>722218834
I am Mad Dog Francis. I get straight to the point. So are we on or are we on? I'll need you to wear a pink bow tie, btw.

>>722218834
I thought sexy girls like sexy talk?

>>722218964
Go with this OP. Fuck waiting for dubs. Lets get this conversation flowing.

>>722218964
You have my roll

>>722219067
roll

>>722218834
Let's face it. We're both into big black cock. We both want to choke to death on big black cock. I know a couple guys that I can call right now, and we could both be choking on big black cock. What do you say?

>>722218834
"I thought it was better than asking if I could baste you like a Thanksgiving turkey."

>>722218834
send a dick pic

>>722219067
rollj

Just answer the question, you sandwich making kike.

>>722219067
roll

>>722219166
WINNER

>>722218964
Rollo for this

>>722219166
win

like'd***

>>722219166
winrar

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>>722219166

>>722219166
>>722219067
winrar

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>>722219275
What the fuck I think that worked

Respond with

>youre dtf but i figured wed skip the small shit and let me fuck you like porkypig squeeling all around covered in lard while my Dad holds a camera to a live feed on my chaturbate account

>>722219358

>>722219358
Fucking kek

>>722219358
So when are we fucking porky pie

Your skin looks so wearable. Could I have some, since it seems you have extra?

>>722219358
jk ur ugly fuck off xD

>>722219370
rolled

>>722219461
roll

>>722219438
roll

>>722219370
ROLL THIS

So, you wanna come over and chill?

>>722219370
rolling for this!!

Please talk to me, I'm so alone. It's hard for a nice guy like me

>>722219358
So you're DTF. That's good. My place in about an hour?

>>722219438
rolling

>>722219358
I'd love to sniff your sweaty panties after you get back from a quick jog.

Sit on my face and fart

>>722219358
Ok well, tell her thanks, I won that statement loll.

>>722219358
May I lick your dirty arsehole?

>>722219592
This, plus "my dick, I mean"

>>722219552
reroll

>>722219592
Roll

>>722215825
do u like matza? hitler?

wow im getting rock hard by just looking at your pic

>>722219624
roll

>>722219568
You better live in a dairy queen, this fat bitch gonbe pissed.

>>722219461
rollin

>>722219699
winrar

Does your head feel heavy on your neck?

bl rejc

>>722219699
kek, win

>>722219699
Winrar

>>722219438
roll

>>722219699
Winar

>>722219699
Here it is fam

>>722219766
winrar

Send nudes please

>>722219470
Rereroll

>>722219358
Tell her this next:

"I'm going to shoot up UO tomorrow. You seem pretty chill. Wanna help? I have 2 AR15s"

>>722219592
roll

I just got out of a relationship with a really dumb bitch (She actually thought the woman's rights march was a good idea, Lol) and tinder really is my final solution to the "single" problem.

>>722219766
winrar OP

GET HER TO MAKE PICS

>>722219699
win rar

>>722219888
Big winrar

>>722219838
roll

I want to stick my big toe in ur asshole and have my dog clean off my shitty toe

>>722219816
roll

>>722219888
This one is amazing

Ever see human centipede? Let's do a 69 ass to mouth and roll about like a wagon wheel, cycling our feces like the circle of life.....it'll be exhilarating.

>>722219888
this is WinRAR.

nice reply too.

Send me a pick of your ass with lipstick in it

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Kek good job guys

>>722219888
Trips have spoken.

>>722219988
Double dubs

>>722219888
wait for response op for rock hard

>her name is Marjorie

More like Margarine.

Great thread. Many keks. Keep delivering OP!

>>722219888
roll desu

Mind if I shit in your pussy?

OP here, gonna wait for a reply

Send her dick pics. Hurry

>>722220033
Winrar

>>722219592
Roll ing

>>722219816
Rollin

22222222

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OOOOOOO

>>722220172
roll

How much do you weigh? I'm in to erotic asphyxiation so if you just sit on my face I'm hoping not it would choke me

>>722216724
How normie is /b/ that this garbage ass meme is posted unironically

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Whale mad

Only joking, so how about a pic of you getting off with your hairbrush?

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>>722215974
Disgusting

>>722220041
top kekorino

>>722220297
>>722220048
time for nudes

Beggars can't be choosers, now make with the nudes you fat cuck

I'm a nice guy, maybe I could go on a March with you? You clearly haven't been on many

>>722215825
you look like a pretty nice guy. my parents say I need a man like you in my life. I love your strong muscular build, and the way your pectorals pop through your shirt. wanna meet at starbucks? i'll pay

>>722220297
another proof that you can say whatever the fuck you wanna say if a girl finds you attractive

>>722220384
man the harpoons

>>722220384
Then nude swap?

>>722220483
To a March *

>>722220384
Im just playing with you from your bio. Im a goofster like that.

MAKE HER SEND NUDES

>>722220297

"what rights in your opinion are women denied in this country?"

bl rejc

Are you up for some Auschwitz Nazi guard / Jewish prisoner roleplay? I really need to get rid of this throbbing erection

>>722220297
Don't worry. She was just a bitch. Women's rights is better than women's wrongs am I right?

She wants dick it doesn't matter.. Tits pic still possible.

Say you want ram dick in her and live same city

Send dick pic

>>722220194
Hey faggot op winrar

Mmm does it put the lotion on it's skin?

>>722220483
Railing

>>722220384
I dont want you to be my rebound, I want you to be my slave.

"You wouldn't fit in my oven anyway, ham planet"

>>722220297
Well the women already have more rights than men do, and since the whole feminism movement started i haven't seen more woman miners, plumbers or construction workers, the wage gap is a complete myth and it doesnt take into account the hours worked and many other factors, so what's your point kike?

>>722220384
Understandable your angry but I relate with people with strong opinions too. I respect that, maybe you can teach me why the women's movement is great. I am cool with that and I would love to be inspired for once. Show me the way then baby :).

>>722220384

I want to stick my fist so far up your cunt that I can pick up and use you like a stupid, vapid, useless, blubbering flesh puppet.

I'm all down for marches too, but mine usually end with a burning cross and some curb stomping.

>>722220384
rolling for >>722219838

>>722220384
if i give you some bacon, will you stop wining?

Don't worry. She was just a bitch. I actually am a feminist myself.

>>722220711
kek

>>722220711
winrar

>>722220711
winrar

>>722220711
Oooooohhhh yiisssss

>>722220384
This is not an option, this is a demand. Do you want to anger daddy?

how about I make it up to you with a pic of my dick? *then send unsolicited dick pic*

>>722220711
Winrar

>>722220711
winrar

>>722220746

Roll

>>722215825
Fuck you. This girl is larger than most, and so you are going to fuck with her. I'm sure she gets plenty of shit without yor help. You are a terrible person, faggot.

>>722220711
WINRAR
I
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A
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>>722215974
Oh fuck this is my school...

Seems like the average Oregon student TBH

WINRAROLL

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>>722220711
It's fucking on now

>>722220852
Nice b8

>>722220297
send her the link this PragerU vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oqyrflOQFc

>>722220852
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>>722220746

Rollin

>>722220896
WHAT ABOUT THE NUDES YOU FAGGOT

>>722220915
don't feed the troll.

>>722220896
Oh fug.

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>>722220711
OY VEEEY

>>722220852
Actually your right.

We should find some slut that deserves it more

>>722220909
Roll

>>722220896
this...officially...made...my...night *dying laughing*

HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG

>>722220711
Winrar, also rolling for: I would like to work for geenpeace, they also like whales

Get nudes /b/

>>722221044
Do as I demand

I won't use you for a rebound piggy. I'd probably bounce off your fat anyways.

and by they way, what are you doing out of the kitchen?

>>722220975
Can't send pics over tinder faggot

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>>722215825
That face! Holy fuck! Lol. Where'd you find this one?

>>722220711
kek

And also, there are only two genders.

I hope trump deports you and then builds a wall to keep out Jews. Hail Pepe, the frog of the alt-right.

>>722220746

Rollack

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TRIGGERED

>>722220896
Using kike might have tilted her to be honest

>>722221300
yES WINAR

>>722220733
Winrar

>>722221292
Trump wouldn't need to build a wall, he can just place her between the USA and mexico.

Does being fat run in your family? Oh sorry NOBODY RUNS IN YOUR FAMILY, THATS THE PROBLEM SORRY OMG

>>722220384
Actually, i would like to appologise, i didn't mean to sound like a douchebag, but my friends told me that it might get me into the dating game easily, but it's not really who i am, i just tried to grab your attention because you are so beautiful.
I'm actually a really big supporter of Bernie, and have been crying non stop since Trump won.
I hope you are willing to give me a second chance.

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KEK AAAAA

>>722221326
Easy there miss piggy.

PIZZAGATE IS REAL.

I'm sorry, I'm just saying these slurs to get attention. Please give me another chance?

>>722220733
winrar

>>722221136
Roll

>>722221326

>offending a religion
>racism

This bitch fits right in with the feminist movement

>>722221443
Did she unmatch?

>>722221443
haha what a colossal bitch

>>722221326
how dare you not cook my fucking dinner slut

>>722221300

Dubs wins.

Post fisting text.

>>722221443
Calm down, I was just kidding. Now show me your tits

>>722221326
Wow those are a load of arguments you made there! You sure showed me.

>>722221522
Say this OP.

>>722221326
KEK
E
K

>>722220896
Yessssss now ask for tits and seal the deal OP

tits of gtfo

So.....we gonna fuck or not? Let's role play. You be a naughty Anne Frank and I'll be Adolf Hitler.

>>722221597
roll

>>722221411
the keks keep on coming..! winrar!

>>722221432
roll

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>>722221411

Look kike that class you took at a C graded college that told you that is retarded and wrong. Now send me a picture of your ass and I'll cum over there and give you a glazing on that already oily and greasy donut you call a face.

I fucking swear that was my hamster not me

>>722221648
lol this

>>722221648

Keeek

>>722218964
this

>>722215974
>titties4harambe
>I'm more in the dating mood than dtf but hey

What a fucking turboslut

>>722221432
This

>>722221648
roll

>>722221584
roll

lol jk, russians hacked my tinder

>>722220896

I want you to be my daily cum bucket. Just before I bust a nut you hold you pussy open and suck it clean afterwards

>>722221648
Roll

Why should I fuck myself when I can fuck you? Listen here, I could give less of a crap about your bullshit, I just wanna fuck, take it or leave it.

>>722221432
rollan

>>722221604
Reroll also add in

Jews are not a race actually. By the way, beware of the slant eye japanese man. Their kind hunt whales.

>>722221822
dubs

>>722221703
Shit she unmatched. Good game guys everyone pack up and go home

>>722221604
roll

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>>722221703
KEKEKEKKEKEK

>>722221703
Nooooo why'd you do that. Now you just found fucking childish.

>>722221703
Sorry I am suicidal myself, and you was my last hope and I am sorry for being bitter, am going. I needed love and am hurt.

>>722221844
Winrar!!!

>>722221844
Winrar

>>722221432
roll

>>722221822
winrar

>>722221887
Offby1kenobi

GG WP guys

>>722221703

What the fuck op. There was a 00 before 11.

Post it you fucking shitcunt

>>722221326

Judaism isn't a race, you dumb cunt.

>>722221432
Rolling

>>722221432
Rillin'

octoplets get?

Let me shit on you

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>>722221703

>>722221432
Rozzle

>>722222222

>>722221432
kek

>>722222036
REEEEEE

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>>722221930
Quick reminder that you got unmatched by this

>>722221432
Take this one

>>722221432
fucking roll with all my heart

>>722221887
Roll

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>>722215825
Holy shit I found her brother

>>722221432
Roll

>>722221432
rooru desu

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>>722222632
why the fuck would anyone be upset by that

>>722222688
winrar

>>722221432
Keep rolling'

>>722222701
yeah I remember that faggot. turns out he's actually in his 20s.

>>722221432
Rorry

>>722221432
roll

>>722215825
what is your location?
will get a fake location, match her... and get nudes as well... just for you guys..

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>>722220896
Yo dawg that shit hurts my feelings

that's fucked up. my sister was a blue collar worker and she had cucks cat calling at her like 24/7. it really pissed me off because it's more complicated than just that. women don't get as much respect as men do because only fags sexually assault eachother at work.

>>722222800
Winnar Winnar Chicken arse

>>722221432
roll again

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HEY STOP ROLLING FUCKHEADS, I SAID GAME OVER

>>722222939
shut up and enjoy the thread

>>722222965
Rolling for this one.

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>>722223019
oh shit my bad

>>722218920
>/b/
>quality
Pick one

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>>722222834
26 to be exact
Also hes in canadian jail for cp

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>>722220852
Tell her the holocoust never happened

>>722215825
>picking on fat girls online
Going for the low hanging fruit, huh, OP?

You suck.

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>>722222939

>>722223383
I think it's game over

>>722223416
no u