Face rate thread Let's see how ugly everyone is

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10/10
Hat master race reporting in

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>>722214560
Gypsy master race

Yall Niggers look funny

Hey guys wanna be friend?

>>722215303
sick beard, looking to get mine somewhere near there but hedge in the sides maybe. Seem a little hipster/tryhard with the pipe but overall pretty chill dude.

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>>722214150

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>>722214150
Ok

>>722215495
Only had one pic on my phone. The pipe was my girls request.

Got a beard now? Took me 2 years to get mine the way I like it.

>>722214150
Young Alan Wake with a goatee

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wazzup /b/ ?

>>722215784
Ahh I see, that's not too bad then I guess with the pipe. I've had my beard for probably about six months at 1.5 - 2 inch growth. Still got a ways to go... I like to shave the head down too funny enough, not to the wood just buzzed all the way. Beard is pretty majestic though bud.

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say what you want, you can't even hurt my feelings anymore

>>722215702
aussie

>>722216273
>>722215303
Can't really post and not show face. Here's me and my little beard I have going on. I should probably start watching my weight son so it doesn't look like I'm trying to hide a turkey neck or something but fuck it, my lady is the only one I have to keep up with anyway tbh

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>>722217195
Aaand no picture...

>>722217319
Hey good start, believe it or not I struggled with mine for years. Took until I was 25 before I could get even growth and a proper mustasch.
Keep at it. Gonna be a big one soon enough.

>>722217768
Thanks! Yeah, it's still sorta odd when I get random compliments on it. I mean, I just let it sit there, not like when somebody works hard for muscles or when people tend their beard for years. Either way it's nice really. Hey do you ever get problems with moustache hair twisting up into your nose or corners of your mouth? Any way to prevent it?

>>722217319
Nice beared Bro 7/10

bmmp

>>722216939
You looks sad, join a gym, get a hobby, talk to people you would normally ignore and just look at your phone. Don't be another sad /b/tard who seems to be the type who crawls on here asking people why he shouldn't kill himself today.

>>722218118
Haha yes I have that problem. There is only one solution. Grow it, use conditioner and trim those hairs with a scissor. I trim a little patch on each side of my mouth and under my nose.
Just keep it soft (conditioner), soft facial hair doesn't twist as much.

>>722218536
yeah I have been trying to attempt a more "natural" approach lol Just really brush it usually. I defintely notice a lack of twisty hairs when I use a bit of my girl's conditioner though, maybe a habit I should keep to avoid looking like a mountain man!

>>722219153
Look like a cute, girl next door type with overly religious parents. Nice hair, it suits you.

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rate me

>>722219220
I recommend you buy something like Clubmans Pinaud 2-in-1 Beard Conditioner. It's what I use.
Doesn't smell "girly" like normal conditioners and gives your beard some strength and a deeper color. I love it.

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Barbary Slave Master Race

>>722219931
i hate your ceiling and you look like a rude driver, fuck you asshole

>>722220318
My ceiling keeps it dark in my
Living room without having to use window coverings. It's real nice.

I'm a courteous and safe driver. Never been in a car accident and haven't had a ticket in 6 years.

>>722219931
handsome guy but either you care too much about how you look or you care too much about what others think of you (might be the second since a lot of people on these threads seem that way tbh). You appear to have slightly expensive taste judging by your picture but you seem to come across as some what intelligent and well organized. Only real issue I would draw is that either your hairline is slightly out of the norm or its cut to make your head just a little too square. But nice chin scruff, balances your face out well.

>>722219931
seem like you could either be an awesome guy to hang around or possibly have the potential to be sorta underhanded and sarcastic. Maybe its just the sorta similarity you have to the archetypical jock look.

>>722219916
nice, just wrote a post it to check it out later, thanks bro

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rate my ugly ass face

>>722221395
would have good aesthetics if you didn't have the particular greasy/pimply look. Wouldnt say it looks like the sort of unavoidable acne. Eat less shitty food, make sure to let the shampoo sit in your hair for a few minutes while showering, find a good face soap, and change your pillowcase often (even put a towel over your pillow and replace it overnight). If you take some enjoyment in grooming and taking care of yourself, maybe tone up a little you could pull, no joke.

>>722222063
replace it every night* fuck autocorrect

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Rate my posture faggots

>>722220926
how'd I do on my assumptions?

>>722220926
>>722219931
I do care too much about what others think of me, but you're right that's an easy one considering where we are.

I collect mid century art and furniture and I keep very neat, mostly a result of my military background.

I'm a serial underachiever, I was told once, after an IQ test for an ADHD diagnosis, that I was well above average intelligence and not to waste it, though the psychologist never told me my actual score.

My head is really square and my hairline is shitty.

You're pretty good at this. Spooky

>>722219402

Haha your instincts are all wrong, but youmade me smile, thank you.

>>722222387
crap posture, nice hair but blemishy skin. Seem like you could clean u well if you developed a good self care routine. Looks like you had a picture taken in a furniture store showroom.

>>722221253
I'm pretty sarcastic actually but I have a pretty good amount of friends so I don't think I'm all that bad to hang out with.

I don't think I'm the archetype jock. I'm athletic, yeah, but I'm also a cryptologist and have always had pretty niche interests.

I was totally unaware that people could tell so much about me from my face.

>>722214150
I wouldn't mind having anal sex with him. Forcing myself on him even if he begs me to stop for it is hurting him. Would love to see his watery eyes and helpless and confused face after I'm done with him. No homo.

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>>722214150
what does b think of my ugly mug

>>722222776
Heh no probelm, look like you have some sort of mixed ethnicity with something like a light portugese or latino background. That and the fact you have no makeup and your hair isn't overly done up I would say conservative familly BASED on the ethnicity I assumed for you. Maybe its just because you are at home. Any pics where you're out and about?

>>722222063
thanks for your advice dude! yeah, the biggest problem i have is my shitty skin. thats the reason i have a "beard", that way i can kinda cover it up.

>>722222387
Noted and thanks. Also, it was in Ethan Allen. Picked up some bar stools that day

>>722223189
I'm top ;)

>>722222854
That orchid and its price tag though. Lol!

>>722222670
Hey thanks! Yeah I could definitely see you being the "smart but never really apply yourself unless you are genuinely interested in something" type. I actually have a bit of that as well. But it's funny, you have some sort of "smart" look to you, like there's a little more inquisitive characteristics to your stare.

>>722218369
thank you for being nice to me

>>722223198
guess im not that notable of an ugly fuck

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Hey anons this is me. Please rate me

>>722223309
yeah no problem, happy to help! Yeah I can understand the facial hair but every bit of hair you has collects oils which can make it worse. I wouldn't say cut or trim anything though, actually suits you which can't be said for a lot of folks I find.

>>722224077
need honest rates. Always get mixed rates

>>722218369

How do I talk to people?

>>722224077
Great jawline, you look like your are part of a decent sports team or something. May seem harsh but its hard to tell if you are just showing off wearing clothes you cant afford given you seem to look like you're in a dressing room. Looks a little out of place to have some reasonably pricey looking clothes and then wearing some beat up adidas kicks.

>>722224731
im not showing off my man, i just buy what i like to wear, fuck "showing off". Btw those are my clothes. And my shoes are dirty yea but not beat up dude

>>722223198
can i at least get one rate?

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>>722224077
Different pick. Give me your rate. Both are me

>>722223920
>>722224202

Yeah no worries I find you can get a lot from these threads if people provide constructive feedback. But this is /b/ so its really a bad place too look for support. The benefits of something like the gym or a hobby is that you are being active and social at the same time. Try to leave your comfort zone, even start by talking about stupid shit like the weather. Sometimes I find just saying hi to people I see on a regular basis gets people to think of you in a good light. I got on topic with a middle aged guy from work and he said for the first few months of working he didn't know me or even what my name was but he found me nice and pleasant just for saying hello when I passed by him at work. I mean, what does it cost you to say hello, right? The big thing though is to find purpose, either in work or a hobby, people will be around as a result and makes socializing feel much more natural.

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Fuck /b/
Also, what are your assumptions of me?

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arab guy better looking than all of you bitches

>>722214150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evPv7g0vURE

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>>722225200


Sorry, but...

>>722225631
lol funny bro. But i never came from mexico, so there is no way to go back to anywhere.

>>722224868
hey like I said I'm not trying to be harsh, it's just the one picture you gave to judge you on seemed to have some inconsistencies or something seemed convenient to lead to a particular assumption. The intimidate hostility towards the bad side of what I said with zero acknowledgement of what I said that was positive really indicates self esteem issues and almost bordering on a complex around feeling inferior.

>>722225389
You smoke, so you have a weak character and spirit. You also have taking a picture while smoking thinking it makes you look cool which is laughably wrong. You look like a total dweeb who probably imagines being an anime character during the day.

>>722225760

Doesn't have to be Mexico... Middle East too.

>>722225884
I wish I was a cute anime girl

>>722225873
i feel you, its cool. and yes somewhat

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I can't do cute selfies but here. how am i /b/?

>>722225389
Looking away "artistically" in a selfie, smoking, and putting in gray scale. Does very little justice for you, makes you appear shallow and sort of a pseudo intellectual. Looks like a tinder profile pic for equally shallow wanna be art students. Sorry for being such a dick but seriously, get it together man.

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>>722226284

>>722226318

kill yourself.

>>722225389
I assume you assume you're a sick cunt, but smoking is bad for you and you look like a toss

>>722225474
Incorrect.

>>722225200
Sorry mate, get your face together

>>722223198
Schlub/10

>>722222387
Relatively attractive, relatively.

>>722221395
Not until you put some fucking effort into it you lazy scumbag.

>>722219931
Your head and neck combine to form a great rectangle.

>>722219153
Looks like you're hiding something in your cheeks.

>>722217319
And this cunt here cant even get his picture to stand up right.

>>722215303
Its a damn good thing you have more beard than face.

>>722214560
Take off your fucking hat when you're indoors you animal.

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>>722226415
Ill take that as a comliment.

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rate me and my band im the second one on the right

>>722226318
was going to say you look pretty good, kinda bro-tier. Then I actually opened the pic. yeesh...

>>722226445
>Schlub
true, i am rather boing

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>>722214150

>>722226548

these fucking Juden

((((((((((((band)))))))))))))))))

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My hair makes me look like a trap that doesn't shower

>>722226445
ohhhh boy, was wondering when one of you long list, self-important critics would come along. And oh look, no picture of them self.

>>722214150
6/10, well-groomed but pouty angryface

>>722214560
6/10, lovely blue eyes, you seem like a sweetheart inside, but I'm from a cold northern country and associate tannedness with vanityChads.

>>722214677
7/10, well-kept but idk something in your face tells me you're an asshole

>>722215303
7/10, attractive and magnificent, although you kind of look like you hate everything except yourself


>>722215655
4/10, not cuz you're not adorable but because you're very young idk how to judge you. Brown eyes are best eyes though. Always striking.

>>722215702
8.5/10, you're probably like 15 but you're very handsome. I love your freckles.

>>722216777
7/10, you look very normie. Nice smiling eyes.

>>722216939
6/10, you have objectively great masculine features, good deep eyes and a full beard, healthy curly hair, yet you ruin it by looking like your mum just bought you megablox instead of lego.

>>722217319
9/10, very handsome, you look like so much fun in general

>>722219931
6/10, why so dourfaced pls smile

>>722220159
9/10, you look like a hoot, would go camping and wear dumb hats with. Wish you were smiling.

>>722221395
5/10, which is a shame because you're extremely handsome in reality. Clean up your skin a little and groom your monobrow/stubble and you could quite possibly be a 10.

>>722222387
7/10, posture is not objectively great but makes you look laid-back, nice face

>>722225389
7/10, stunning eyes, 2edgy with the cigarette, adorable ears, doublefreckle is rly cute, dumb haircut sorry, nice hands

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Am I handsome /b/ros?

>>722226834

You from Ohio?

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>>722225474
you look like the algerian fuckboi who polishes my boots

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>>722226834

>>722226834
you look like one of the "cute" guys that all of the chicks go for. Not that i's a bad thing, with some confidence you are, or could be knee deep in pussy. A little jelly actually. but yeah, pretty handsome.

>>722226860
fuck megablox tho t b h

>>722226835
Is that the distinct sound of hurt feelings I hear?

I think it might be.

>>722226834

You are beautiful. Never cut your hair.

>>722226917
Nope Washington. Can't you tell by the flannel?

>>722227002
I like traps but I'm not gay

>>722226887

Yes.

>>722227218
You look like a more handsome version of my gay bank teller.

>>722226931
I'd polish your cock

>>722225474
You look like one of those Arab guys that wear super expensive clothes but wear too much cologne and own a shit-box car.

That and you look like the sort where usually there's about three or four of you guys chasing the same girl and all of you never get laid because you never work together. Always constantly pulling each other down and trying to build yourself up to impress a woman. After you guys finish hanging out this girl in question would probably just hit up and bang the next Chad she could possibly get her hands on over tindr. Meanwhile you guys are talking about how awesome one another's hair is and who thinks they "totally" have a shot with her.

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>>722227218
Pretty cute imo, plus you look like a chill guy. 7.5/10

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>>722227306
>likes men dressed as women
>not gay

what?

>>722217319
You kinda look like Rhett from good mythical morning. Not bad dude

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Good thing I didn't shave. I would've looked like a butch dyke.

>>722227638
Until they hit 30 when their hair begins to recede and seek refuge to the rest of their body

>>722226931
The costume explains the fedora but does not excuse it.

>>722226834
You have a skinny head.

>>722227218
I'd like to give you an honest rate but i can't get past that stupid fucking look on your face.

>>722227651
Surely not.

>>722227888
Accurate.

>>722215303
actually not bad

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>>722219153
6
>>722221395
4 but you have good features. Change the hair and wash your face and you'll look good.
>>722222387
7.5
>>722224077
You seem cool, 7
>>722226548
From left to right 6, 5, 6, 5
>>722227218
6.5 nice hair

>>722226931
from that posture its clearly the horse was riding you .
better to be algerian than a half bred fag

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>>722227218

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>>722214150

>>722228041
lmao. I could buy your daddy and deport your whore mother.

>>722227092
Nah, I'm this guy. You just judged how my phone uploads cam photos, meh.

>>722217319

Ive mainly been providing constructive feedback and compliments where they are due and posted my face because it felt sorta obligatory. But yeah go hide behind your computer and judge en masse, you super cool internet badass!

>>722227144
Like it there?

>>722228033
Getting compliments on /b/. That's a first.
Thanks mate.

>>722228018
Huh well I guess I'm glad I don't have a fat head anon.

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>>722217319

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>>722227446
Thx mate, here's my also handsome cat as bonus.

>>722228000
Ha! yeah, no shit eh?!

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>>722227218
Gay and cute/10 (8/10)

>>722227651
Face is nice but those glasses don't work too well 6/10

>>722228178
Also qt and gay but forehead is a little big, 7/10

HEY GUYS IM UPSIDE DOWN XD

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>>722228178
You remind me of a Charmeleon. Halfway to badass but still a chump.

that being said, fuck it.

>>722228248
I live in one of the shittier parts of it. I've enjoyed Seattle and Renton but the Olympic peninsula doesn't have shit. Thought about moving to Olympia to have a good balance of country nothingness and the city. Where are you from, anon?

>>722228278
dude...

>>722228206
Good for you man, who fucking cares?

My judgment doesn't even involve the pictures themselves, they're just good for a piss take, my real judgment comes from the fact you vain, attention seeking sluts post them in the first place.

>>722227638
are you a little jealous baby ?!
where are you pictures buddy?!
i bet you weight more than my shit-box car
and i am pretty sure i got laid a lot more times than you actually talked to girls :p

>>722226834
you look a bit like gordon-levitt

>>722228557
East Coast, DC area

>>722228643
okey der big guy

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>>722223244

I'm from proletarian UK lol we don't give a shit about heritage here, my genetics are mongrel, like everybody else.

None of me out-and-about, but I do have slightly more aesthetic lighting.

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>>722228178

>>722227144
and were you snipped thereabouts, or do you remain uncut?

>>722228533
Hahaha yeah everyone is too afraid to tell me that irl thx for the confirmation honestly I've always thought my forehead was a bit big but everyone always does the it's fine!!

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>>722228533
believe me, i do need those glasses. and not just for seeing things

>>722228261

I need an answer tho

>>722228251
no, i'm totally serious mate. what pipe is that? I got a bewlays thirty myself :)

>>722228555
checkd. Very handsome, but drink more water to help with the rings around your eyes

>>722228555
5/7

>>722228261
>>722228261
You look like the autistic kid playing minecraft in the back of science

>>722228782
You look a lot cuter in this pic. yeah no I was definitely wrong.

>>722228261
Cut your hair and you'll be fine. You look like a Quaker that just won the lottery

>>722228782
>>722228782
It's sad, I think you look great but I live in New Zealand sadly

>>722228908
nah dude, you look great without glasses actually, 8.5/10

>>722228898
its not that bad though, you're still normal just a little out of proportion, nothing to worry about

>>722228555
What does that even mean you cooked unit?

>>722228261
Hint of femininity with a hint of disability, get a haircut.

>>722228178
You look like you're still gonna get asked for ID well into your 30's.

>>722228533
Surely get a proper haircut.

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>>722229107
>>722229107
>>722229237

With short hair

>>722228832
Are you asking about my penis and where I was circumcised?

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>>722229504
normie

>>722229411
Hahahah yeah man, although my forehead wrinkles are out of control

>>722228735
Thanks! A few people have told me that. When I was tan and had short hair it was more apparent.

>>722229552
yep. apologies if that's a touchy subject

>>722228984
It's an older Stanwell Sterling actually. Quite nice and one of my favorites. Has been with me for 8-9 years now. Survived 4 years working at sea. Most pipes tend to fall apart when abused by salt water and cold.

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>>722214150
hi

>>722228755
Ohh shit I was born pretty close to DC.

>>722229865
white nigger

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>>722229865

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>>722229817
>>722229824
normies

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Autist reporting in to redefine the word ugly.

Rate please.