How do I become a trap, /b/?

>>722144847
looks like youre doing a pretty good job if pic related is you

>>722145839
Yup! Thank you! I need hormones, thou

>>722144847
Show me that dick

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>>722146103
I've been posting on and off all night

>>722146322
Post feet please

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>>722146385

Jews

>>722146675
So it's the Jews that made me the sissy I am today? I should fly to Israel today and personally show my gratitude by being the entire country's sex toy.

>>722144847
Turn around.

>>722146865
I fucking love Israel

>>722147186
Me too. Aggressive men make my sissy panties wet.

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Need to work on muh butt

I'm like, 105 pounds though so..

Anything you fucks want to see?

>>722147445
Instructions on how to be a trap.

A dick in your mouth

>>722147567
Thank you.

>>722147418
I'd smack that booty around.

>>722147615
^///^

>>722147445
face down, ass up, in your prettiest panties
where you from btw?

>>722147698
Sorry, I'm actually in the bath right now!

If we can keep this thread alive I can do it.

Anything bath related you'd like to see?

>>722147680
Spread dem cheeks.

>>722147845
A bar of soap on your arm.

>>722147845
Spread them

>>722147845
do you have kik ?

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>>722147964
I'm liquid soap. This work?

get fucked by another trap

>>722144847
Completely abandon all self respect. If you're not willing to go all the way, don't waste our time.

>>722148315
Shove the can in your ass

>>722148237
No...

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>>722148491
Funny

>>722148315
Thank you.

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I'm just kinda hanging out with this in my ass

>>722148770
Use the shaving creme can

I should shave down there but I like being hairy. Personal preference

>>722148848
I like the pubic hair look.

>>722148770
Excellent.

I'm just sitting with this on vibrate.

Fucking hell

Bump

Taking requests

>>722149138
Post belly.

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Will write names on body.

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Hey fags you have been visited by Paul the Britbong Paedo. Reply hello paedo or he will rape all the children in your family in their sleep.

>>722148770
Your cock and balls are much too big to be a sissy.

>>722149432
Hm? Oh. It's 9 inches.

Hormones will make it small

>>722149399
I'd love to shave you.

>>722149399
HNNG.

>>722149512
W...well

When I'm done in the bath I'll do some voice requests if you want.

>>722149618
i'm kinda curios to hear what you sound like

>>722149618
>>722150755
Me too

Anyone lurking?

Ready to do voice shit now.

>>722149618
Do this. Talk slutty.

>>722151631
Give me something to say.

>>722151613
Say slutty things.

>>722151727
Give me something specific

>>722151697
Talk about how much you want a big, hard cock in you right now.

>>722151827
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18Pt7W27FeK

>>722151907
Damn, cute voice.

>>722152009
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Gr8J51Yu1G

>>722152100
Would love to hear you moan.

>>722152284
What's your name?

>>722151613
"what you doing my boy, i'm taking this shit"

>>722152438
Go with Brian.

>>722144847
you need a dick

>>722152491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnWbVH9nYsU&feature=youtu.be can you try to reenact that?

>>722152545
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0231oE5poKw

>>722152727
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wHciRiVuZW

>>722152814
UNF.

>>722153292
I hope yo like it.

>>722153360
My cock did.

>>722144847
Don't be any older than 20

>>722153502
I'm turning 20 in November.

>>722151613
Daddy be nimble. Daddy be quick. Daddy has a rock hard dick. Cummy cummy cummy don't be scared, there's always more cummies that can be shared. Daddy makes me squishy. Daddy makes wet. Daddy treats me like his little pet!

>>722153853
The fuck is this?

ok I'll try

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>>722153853
http://vocaroo.com/i/s010RH4TBE32

I can't do it

>>722154131
How about "B-but I poop from there!"

>>722154131
Nice try, kek.

>>722154332
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XbPMydoIvV

>>722154131
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16yvF2YQd5B

>>722154605
KEK

>>722154830
That's the voice I hear when I have rape fantasies

>>722154605
you're pretty funny

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>>722154605
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XbPMydoIvV
>im fine with that

fam im rock solid

>>722149414
hello paedo

go die in a fire

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>>722154048
>bro relax, have a line

>>722154913
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gSHPJEYnrP

>>722155024
:D

>>722155227
Everyone on 4Chan is a rapist

>>722154830
Beautiful.

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>>722154605
fam would you fuck a dude in the ass or nah.

>>722155508
Whoops, meant >>722154605

>>722155578
Are you asking me or asking me to say that?

>>722155335
kek ok.

>>722155641
im asking

Do I actually sound like a girl? I'm curious

>>722155578
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XvDO22nvvM

I did it in a slightly more manly voice

>>722155751
completely. id be trapped by your voice alone fam.

I didn't need the boner...

>>722155840
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15KISuuJex7

rofl. thanks anyway tho

>>722155751
Yes.

>>722155840
Penis, why?

>>722156058
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r5ohs2xCpJ

>>722155979
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JhfL0UTmo5

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People these days are getting gayer and gayer

а ты говоришь по русски

>>722156564
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cHuD1LswSC

Russia a best

>>722156476
Gotta agree, it's hard

>>722156407
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TMSzws3TdD

realize i use bro man and dude as gender neutral casual terms. also i am drinking rn.

>>722156696

Fucking christ she speaks russian

>>722156696
Marry me.

>>722156476
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L7ohhr6olR

>>722156831
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RCWb17VquT

>>722156505
yes

>>722156885
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZOfQLiNxne

>>722157038
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jYGgijXtvM

we got the swoodest vibes in this thread

>>722157328
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tRmNy6jtSO

>>722157169
I have no idea what you said, but my boner enjoyed it.

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>>722157169
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YcqYplCetn

>>722157499

http://vocaroo.com/i/s149c6EFGoab

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>>722157439
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZmrOW8JfBc

jim beam black btw. straight.

>>722157671
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PMforBy4yv

>>722153567
Pictures?

>>722158212
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06b8Qgh9y5Y

I'm shit at arabic tho

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>>722158245
I posted this one earlier today.

>>722158507
Cute, would date/10

>>722158430
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LBdqiZuptY

that global linguistic aptitude. holdup. do you speak spanish tho???? thats the language of my ancestors fam. #puertorricanamerican

>>722158507
Would take home to meet the family/10

>>722158674
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10JQOD1FpTy

>>722144847
You could start by committing suicide.

>>722158573
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cAde4W0fgV

>>722158708
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Il0Hf3BDRj

>>722158430
Would be kind of interesting to see how many different languages you'd slip into during sex.

>>722158762
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10JQOD1FpTy

beggining to become drunk now :D

>>722158859
>and apologize for waking them up during the night

topkek i died.

>>722159114
like 12 my nigga. shed literally teach you shit.

>>722159408
I'm just a college kid obsessed with learning. I read a lot.

Learning French

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WHIJG5wEHa

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>>722159764
swood. i think ima go to bed now. got work at 11. nice talking to you fam. have a pepe

>>722160001
Aw... I was about to play instruments...

See ya...

>>722160059
doot doot

>>722160245
Give me some guitar bands you like. I'll see if I know anything

>>722160308
zeppelin

>>722160059
Stop being so awesome.

>>722160534
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rmTrzGOHoR

>>722160744
damn

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>>722160744
pentatonic pleb.

>>722161348
Im working on learning this

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HX4CmIZYxt

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>>722161603
seriously, hardly impressive. Its just playing 3 fucking notes really fast. At least learn miserlou, fag.

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I also want to be a trap, just a femboi for now though.

>>722161969
I can play Misrelou. Im just fucking tired and haven't played in two months

>>722161969
let's hear you play

>>722162230
that means nothing, you cant un-learn how to play a song in two months. fag.

>>722162334
dude its like 3 am.

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>>722162096
>Black slut shorts that say Pink
>Man wanting to be a woman
Op is a fag

>>722162364
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RVbqJTCTA6

Some shit like that. I have to practice it a bit.
Fag,

>>722162405
That's what I thought.

>>722144847

Become the living embodiment of cancer, first.

>>722162430
That isn't me. I dress like a normal, non whore girl

>>722162430
My mom stole my hot panties so I'm wearing these plain ones

>>722162493
>missed notes, sloppy playing
hey, at least you tried.

>>722162870
Unlike you who won't post anything, eh?

Haven't played in months and don't even like that song. Fucking hell I hate guitar elitist faggots. Just be happy someone is actually playing the instrument and not making trash edm

>>722163035
>elitist faggots

dude, im being honest. Quit being such a fucking pussy. And yeah, edm sounds like shit, But so does sloppy playing kek

>>722163145
Na. You're an elitist faggot, honestly.

>>722163340
and youre a shitty guitarist honestly.

>>722163482
Wow! Someone who doesn't even know me and won't post anything insulted me! How will I go on? All I'd have is the knowledge that I've played in front of hundreds and made money doing it! Oh no!

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>>722163590
i have been playing for like 20+ years.

>hundreds and made money doing it


Not the only one lmao.

>>722163661
I'm not even 20 lmao

>>722163757
then watch your fucking tongue, you have no idea who i am or what i can play. im simply saying, practice more, or risk looking like some faggot who wont even commit to the instrument.

>>722163943
I've been playing for 6 years. I've just slacked off because of college, honestly. I practice when I can. My focus is mainly on piano.

>>722164026
piano is good to learn if you plan on learning guitar (think hendrix) not only does it help you visualize it teaches scales and which sound good with what. that i can respect.

>>722164026
Actually, I really started around 4th grade but it wasn't serious.

>>722164138
You have to understand though. I've poured my entire teenage years into guitar and being insulted pissed me off.

Needs more cute and sexy trap antics in here.

>>722164629
Agreed
This thread is getting off topic

Chance of any more vocaroo records of sexy talk about wanting cock?

>>722165605
Maybe one.

>>722165745
Maybe something about begging for it?

>>722166037
Give me something specific, please.

>>722166064
"Please, I need it! I need that hard, thick cock pushing into my tight ass."

>>722166256
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QVIqeFlTQf

>>722166458
Thank you.

>>722166548
I can do more I guess

>>722166973
Describe what you would do to a big cock that appeared in front of you?

>>722167206
TBH I'm a lesbian so describing that shit is pretty difficult. I can try.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1udI7oggVCB

>>722167688
Oh well.

>>722147445
ya how bout you bend over forward trying to grab your toes with your legs spread enough to see your cock dangle

>>722144847
Step 1.
>KIll yourself.

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You don't.